BellGab.com Archive

Spiricom.

http://www.gobeyondnow.com/makeaspiricom1.htm

Quote from: Azzerae on November 18, 2018, 07:54:37 PM
Saw Art yesterday. I was driving down a dry, dusty highway and suddenly needed to relieve myself of my morning meal. I saw an outhouse in a field, pulled over, turned the car off and cleared a low wooden fence. As I reached for the door, I heard a feint slapping sound. Inside was Art! On the can, with a laminated photograph of Lucy Lui, thumbing a softy. His glasses were all fogged up - and as I glanced at him, four ropes of semen spattered his spectacles. He groaned, and asked me to leave, so he could clean himself up. I nipped off to a nearby bush and shat in the grass. Shortly thereafter, upon returning to my car, I saw a cloud of dust gliding down wind. Art has taken off in his trusty RV. And I had a tick on my left ass cheek.

Quote from: Azzerae on November 19, 2018, 01:37:22 AM
In my view, it has little to do with a misremembering of Mandela’s death, however. It took about a day after he passed for his offspring to get into fisticuffs over his estate. And the rest of the African National Congress took a turn for the worst a couple months after his death. Because you know, like Washington, things move at a glacial pace. But they all saw his passing as a good window to roll back any of the good their saviour did.

And HOW:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/the-time-for-reconciliation-is-over-south-africa-votes-to-confiscate-whiteowned-without-compensation/news-story/a8a81155995b1adc1c399d3576c4c0bc

‘The time for reconciliation is over’: South Africa votes to confiscate white-owned land without compensation

ANC rural affairs minister Gugile Nkwinti added, “The ANC unequivocally supports the principle of land expropriation without compensation. There is no doubt about it, land shall be expropriated without compensation.”

Quote from: Catsmile on November 18, 2018, 10:03:55 PM
Team Queef & GoodDave (MitD) need to do the reporting themselves, if they think Heater is breaking the law. Instead of fluffing their flying monkeys into a froth, in hopes they will do MitD dirty deeds by proxy. Such behavior cast them as slimy narcissist. If you're gonna be an asshole, at least attempt to have a spine. Don't be a cuck in yet another realm of your sad existence.

When the foundation of your show is built upon trying to bleed the last dollar out of Art Bells corpse, such impudence is to be expected from both MitD & KoN.

# They don't make em' like they used to.
# No wonder their women made them into cucks who are cuckoo for chocos.

+1

Well fuck ya got one right!

Quote from: Catsmile on November 18, 2018, 07:54:02 PM
Like they heard a loud noise inside the dwelling, saw suspicious activity, smelled a gas leak. Giving them probable cause, imminent danger, witnessing a crime in progress.

Were YOU the one that called in the fake welfare check?

Quote from: Catsmile on November 18, 2018, 07:16:51 PM
How shamelessly Arts ilk passes off such bullshit, to keep from learning real skills, and holding down a day job.

Butthurt much, cunt?

Quote from: Tootsie Wootsy on November 18, 2018, 07:05:07 PM

sure and who are you?  all i know is you get drunk and go after Bart on ellgab..?  you must be drunk now.. all Bart and everyone said was how drunk you are.

Always believe all rumors and innuendo on sight.

Quote from: brig on November 19, 2018, 09:30:42 AM

ABSOLUTELY!   

Quote from: spookcat on November 19, 2018, 02:14:05 AM
That's a big cat.

Just popped in to say hi. Hope you all are doing well.

Hi back, stay a while, post often and....CATS!

Quote from: Catsmile on November 19, 2018, 12:02:47 AM
Funny how someone who post on BellGab 24/7 tells everyone they are obsessive, and to get a life.
# Irony

Quote from: Catsmile on November 18, 2018, 11:57:08 PM
If you could pry yourself

Quote from: Catsmile on November 18, 2018, 11:46:19 PM
That would hurt if I spent my life on this forum like you do.

Quote from: brig on November 18, 2018, 06:29:12 PM
They have the ability to attract, and amuse Trolls with their programs, and could earn a living doing so.

Neither one of them is a Phil Hendrie or Tom Leykis though, but as a living trainwreck show they might have legs.

Enough to build an entire audience?

I don't think there are enough unboxings to maintain that as a regular listenership. I mean if Heather's at 2 dozen subscribers now just how crazy would she have to go to double or even triple the count?

Maybe what Heather needs is a supplementary visual feed like LMH's youtube channel.

Many cats could be featured.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on November 18, 2018, 06:28:27 PM
to die for.

It does tend to happen...
https://abcnews.go.com/US/la-man-arrested-swatting-incident-led-police-killing/story?id=52057251

Quote from: brig on November 18, 2018, 04:58:49 PM
They want to "feel appreciated" for talents they do not have, instead of succeeding with the talents they DO have.

Yes agreed, but what do you see as the talents they do have? Serious question.

Quote from: Azzerae on November 18, 2018, 06:04:06 PM
There's no such thing as The Mandela Effect.

Did Winnie tell you to say that?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2018, 05:18:41 PM
It’s just bad taste for couples to air their dirty laundry in public.

I remember the time he said that Annie was speaking Gaelic to him and he understood every word.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on November 18, 2018, 04:39:36 PM

oh, okay. my goal is to trigger everyone over there except bart, that's what i find hilarious. behaving uncouth right under his nose all the while getting away with it as the cat ladies and whomever else are in constant state of fainting or said offensive posts. this method has worked for *checks watch* five year's and counting.

Lol, as I said a master troll!

Quote from: brig on November 18, 2018, 04:32:54 PM
...and Bart will LOL's all the way to the bank with his Adsense dollars.

I wonder how lucrative those are with all the ad blockers in use?

https://www.nichepursuits.com/how-to-make-money-with-google-adsense/

I guess if he's got the cucks clicking through voluntarily he may have a reasonable revenue stream.

Traffic!

QuoteTopic: The BartCast  (Read 9617 times)

Quote from: ItsOver on November 18, 2018, 04:23:12 PM
Grouper just needed to post more Nazi memes.  They were overwhelmed by all the Tootsie roll fashion and cat posts.  Hell, Adolph, himself, wouldn't have had a chance.

Groyper is a master troller, he will find a way to get under Bart's skin....

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on November 18, 2018, 04:11:37 PM
They have a thread with pretty pictures that tootsie found on teh internets. And one about Dave but no one cares about or listens to him because he sucks.

Dave hasn't been given the key to his cuck lock:

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 18, 2018, 04:03:06 PM
Transference of anger from an idol to a rival?  That hardly ever happens!

Point!

QuoteI'm not really interested in moral judgments; maybe she humiliated him more than we can ever tell.  Just in understanding people's motivations.  Keith is the only candidate I know of with a sufficient grievance.

I agree, and certainly having your host flake out on you with no timetable for a return is a real problem in terms of retaining subscribers and advertisers. To that extent Keef is justified to be pissed. But he's not justified to try and take her livelihood away lo these many months later, especially given that he moved swiftly to install a successor that HE was able to choose.

At some point one has to let it go and focus on making the program and the network the best it can be.  But for whatever reason those observations have taken a back seat to an outright war on both Heather and LNM.

I see this as a composite payback, Vara for flaming him and Heather for failing him. That she fell into LNM's waiting arms was salt in a wound, but increasing her freak factor visibility with catty listener-led podcasts, Karen's legitimate gripes, Airyn's emotional "enough of this" statement and then a subsequent reopening of the suicide wounds and a complimentary SWATing is just completely unprofessional and overly personal.

Quote from: username on November 18, 2018, 03:45:00 PM
Nope once those gates close... It's all over.