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KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT. He's been making my life hell for months.

Glad you're getting a kick out of this, Brig.

Would it help at all if I asked you guys to STOP making it worse? And YES, I have a recorded phone call of him asking me if he could pay for phone sex and/or making videos of my feet.

My voicemail transcription sucks, but all the recordings are there.

Listen, most of my subscribers are senior citizens in the hospital or hospice. Could you guys please stop with the dogfight? I know you're behind it.

FRIENDSHIP 😑

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 23, 2019, 08:06:42 PM
It was gone for a time but it is back!

YASSSSSS!

OHMYGAWD I thought BellGab was GONE! 🎉🎉🎉

Quote from: brig on June 22, 2018, 11:24:20 AM
Um.... No.

That was sarcasm.

And nope. I haven't given him a dime or a gift or a damn thing since before I was Fallen. That Kindle was from back in the day. Somewhere in the depths of this thread, we thought it would be funny to send him a cheap Kindle when he wanted us to send him an iPad.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on June 22, 2018, 01:23:33 AM
Yes...

George blames his thousand fake Russian youtube subscribers for not donating enough so that Curtis could also go to Aliencon and video him with his professional equipment.

George also continues to distort that he set up the GoFundMe account and it was under his control. He neither set up the GoFundMe account nor had any say about how the funds were to be disbursed.

All in all and George being George I enjoyed his efforts!

Thanks George

Eirnn here's the best video from George's Aliencon adventure that has elements of the "George" that we all appreciate and love.


https://youtu.be/PnQDOCLtT54

DAT CRAZY HAIR, THO!

George has gained weight.

This will shock everyone, but I'm the one who bought him that stupid Kindle back when his iPad got "stolen" in broad daylight and he was trying to wheedle a replacement from everyone. Well, I bought him ONE $40 Kindle and somehow he managed to nag and complain about it to Amazon until they kept sending him new ones -- I think he has 5 now.

Shutting down his GoFundMe A YEAR before the convention was an epic and stunning WTF mistake. Maybe if he would've kept it going and not gotten so PRISSY about it, he would've gotten a few more bucks.

He is exhausting.

Gravity and everyone who contributed to the Cliffs's Notes - HAHAHAHAHA thank you. I needed that laugh.

Good God, George. SHEEEEEEZUS.

So can anyone sum up in a few sentences/paragraphs how AlienCon went? Have mercy on the lazy: I've been doing real-life stuff. I don't have the fortitude to watch his videos. Was it worth all the damn drama? Did he get enough donations or did he have to dumpster dive and sleep in a seedy flophouse?

DAFUQ is this thumbnail??
(And hello.)

https://youtu.be/OBG0WBNBQNk

Ghostly apparition fills the screen at around 2:01.

And hello. What's been going on in SendaLand? Did he end up getting thousands of dollars of AlienCon donations?

Quote from: LadyFish on June 01, 2018, 12:35:01 PM
My husband heard me laughing so I told him about Falkie’s  CoffeeGate Emergency Room visit.

My husband’s response was, “Well, I’ve seen the kitchen videos. If he got food poisoning, it wasn’t because of some new coffee.”

Perhaps Falkie’s caretaker should sanitize his kitchen.

Is that guy still around or did he give up on his dreams and switch to a Walmart management track? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) I haven't watched a Falkie vid in ages before I dipped my toe into the Senda Swamp this morning and quickly yanked it out.

Quote from: Norm on June 01, 2018, 09:48:59 AM
Let's see now...drinks coffee and becomes ill. Calls for an ambulance to take his fat ass to the hospital to diagnose his so called ills. Kudos to the first responders who have to transport the 400 pound turd down two flights of stairs while strapped to an ambulance gurney. Of course he doesn't forget to bring his broken? iPad with him to make poor me videos of him lying on his back in the hospital. Of course he's able to make it back home in time to upload video to YouTube thinking viewers will feel sorry for him and give the fat fuck donations of cat food and money.

I had to take my mom to the ER last Friday night and it took FOREVER for them to even get her a bed, and then it was in the ER hallway. And her COLON had ruptured, although we didn't know it at that time. I was kicking myself for not calling an ambulance because those people get taken directly to a bed. So yeah, if this was just dramatics, it makes me even more irritated. There are people in desperate, excruciating pain in the waiting room trying to get an ER bed while HYPOCHONDRIACS WITH GAS hog the space and film YOUTUBE videos.

Until I read this comment, it didn't even register that, yeah, he grabbed his iPad on the way out so he could FILM.

HULK SMASH!

I was gonna try to catch up on this thread and his vids, but I got 1:30 into this thing and decided to clean my bathroom grout with a tiny little toothbrush instead.

Why is AHbram suddenly responsible for paying for cat food? If he's not an active member here, he'll soon be in this thread with the rest of the walking wounded.


https://youtu.be/_IqB5U3U614

Hi. It's been a while. Did somebody poison George?


https://youtu.be/ff7nbqHiFk4

Quote from: chefist on May 20, 2018, 10:02:56 PM
Good evening...hey, did you used to have the username, "Seraphine"? There is a show on LNM by a person that goes by that exact name.

Interesting.

No. I was once Seraphim, the host of rather terrifying looking, multi-winged angels who sit at the foot of the throne of God and unceasingly sing, "Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty."

Now I am but one fallen seraph in exile for plummeting into the pit of Senda.

Regardless, I have only graced Bellgab with my presence.

TheErinnF has spoken.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 20, 2018, 02:54:37 PM
I can't even find the teal bag in all that shit let alone the creepy thing mentioned at 1:33:50   

Yeah there are so many PLUSHIES hanging on the door. Can you give us a plushie reference instead? I can't find a teal bag.

Quote from: SnapT on May 20, 2018, 03:00:56 PM
If it is Fluffy, that cat has morphing abilities.  It’s creepy...

If it's evil, he deserves it.

Quote from: SnapT on May 20, 2018, 02:22:20 PM
Best wishes for your Mom.

Does it make you feel any better that Falkie is now being haunted?
http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=5425.msg1225553#msg1225553

Thank you.

And lol, isn't that Fluffy though?

Maybe Art is sending us a sign. George should start trying to get some EVPs in there.

Maybe it's the ghost of all the f*cking dollars I've given him in the past.

I am in the middle of The Beverly Hills George Senda Cleanse and, as such, am about 20 pages behind in this thread.

That said, just seeing this notification pop up on my phone filled me with rage.


https://youtu.be/aeGYU348p20

For God's sake, keep your hands off your wallets, kids.

Tomorrow my mom and I meet with a bunch of specialists for diagnostics to determine if and at what stage she has colon cancer. Earlier this year, I lost my dad, I lost my job and no matter what tomorrow brings, no one will ever see me online begging for money, despite this horrific house payment and ALL the damn bills that go with it. We are currently living off my severance pay. My job search has come to a screeching halt thanks to this DELIGHTFUL new cancerous bitch-slap from the year 2018.

Your problems are nothing, George. FUCK OFF.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 12, 2018, 11:33:59 AM
Jesus H Christ...This would be a reasonable response.. (Sentiment)


https://youtu.be/xlYcaSvfYWw

Crying. If only we could call into one of his livestreams with this.

Liam Neeson is my imaginary boyfriend (manfriend).

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 12, 2018, 11:24:23 AM
There is now!

It's the Falkie Forgiveness card!
http://bartelllegacy.com/product/falkie-forgiveness-card/

LMAO! Even funnier: "Out of stock."

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 12, 2018, 11:16:21 AM


Say again???

Yeah that happened. He called Sprint (just "Sprint" -- lol) looking for me. The poor customer service reps just kept transferring him to EVERY department and sub-department. I was a remote worker, so I wasn't even on that campus -- I had a Skype for Business account there. Fortunately my headset was a safe zone, but he did get my boss, who explained that I was only available through the company's Skype intranet and didn't take "external calls." It was a fun day.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 12, 2018, 07:06:54 AM
Seems like someone came through with some internet bucks.  Canned tamales bought, Coin loan interest paid down at the Pawn,  dustpan was stepped upon and smushed
so a replacement was acquired, paper towels and batteries too!    George also working on a lining up a paranormal field guest to interview.   Things are hopping again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOvkVDg-2Uo

His niece, his sister, Ahhbram, the cat lady fans, Amber -- the new possibilities are endless.

Whoever it is, they'll go through the same Cycle of Falkie that I did:

-- The inclination to perform a random act of kindness, followed by a surge of generosity

-- The dismay at seeing the same litany of financial crises the following month (especially in light of his assurances that he'd "have more money next month")

-- The confusion of watching him unbox and haul loads of useless junk and toys when he's such "a poor, destitute man"

-- The sick realization that they've been conned

-- The exhausting endurance of months of emails and voicemail messages demanding more money. (Optional: Changing their email address, phone number and awkwardly explaining to their boss who this man is who's "called every department in our [nationwide] company looking for you.")

-- An extended period of shame, self-loathing and possibly therapy

-- If applicable, an eternity of insults and side-eyes on Bellgab, despite numerous mea culpa posts of "You were right; I was an idiot"

-- The helpless rage and annoyance of watching the next poor sap get sucked down the same clogged toilet as the Cycle begins again

There is never any healing in the Cycle of Falkie.

(Unless his channel gets shut down. Then we can add "Tears of joy" to that list as closure.)

Quote from: SnapT on May 11, 2018, 07:23:43 PM
Thanks!  (By the way, I just happened to turn on the Report of the Week livestream just now as he was reading your SuperChat about wine!)

I love that kid. (But not in an inappropriate twitchy way.) He was featured in Forbes yesterday. Good for him!

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 11, 2018, 07:35:19 PM
See what I mean, folks?  The chicks open their purses and waterspouts for Senda, try to rationalize it away, and then change the subject.

Small wonder that they are the weaker sex.

GOOD MORNING! Sit back down and STFU.

Quote from: SnapT on May 10, 2018, 05:54:32 PM
Dodgerfilms. 

Fun fact, I did the artwork for his outro in this video and a bunch of others...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASUB2FPC9lk (and Markplier makes a guest appearance hosting our panel about 6 minutes in)

This is awesome! You are talented AF.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on May 10, 2018, 05:39:35 PM
Senda may be retarded, but with 50 years of grifting and begging under his belt he knows which side his bread is buttered on.

And that side is with women.  He knows instinctively that they are more susceptible to pity pleas, guilt trips, and brow beatings.  A guy would just tell Senda to go fuck himself (even a fag would), but women can't resist.  It's their nature.  Same thing goes for the "it's for the cats" grift.  He knows that women love cats, and so he works that line too.

Look at Seraphim.  Senda already has her knees a-knockin' and we've caught her at least a couple of times recently reaching for her purse.  Women are basically responsible for keeping Senda living the high life at his shithole in Martinez.  Thanks a lot gals.

When have I been reaching for my purse RECENTLY? The two times my fake YT accounts have given him $2 minus the 40% YT apparently takes? You have to PAY UP if you don't want to get BANNED, as I've learned the hard way.

I have to take care of my mom now. He gets no sympathy from me anymore.

Trying to catch up on this thread feels impossible.

Quote from: chefist on May 09, 2018, 10:30:31 AM
Night of the Long Knives.....
====================================

Abram,Amber McGarvey, Justin,Errin,Jeremy, all are appreciated for their help in the past and now

Last night the evil Chefist from Bellgab came in and very much disrupted mychat and I will have to institute new security protocols once the bill is paid in 2 months.
And a fake George Noory too and multiple new trolls who disrespected Abram, Kathy and I.

And horrible sound and dimmed picture for the first time.
But despite asking for help to pay the internet bill, REAL ash fell short by $ 36.
So the channel goes dark Friday.
This from a whole bunch of people who said “ we LOVE you videos and please don’t go “but were too stingy or liars to donate and want to get free content while I do the work, and get nothing done in my apartment.
I want to go to Alien Con.
Kathy thinks I shouldn’t and let Curtis get a refund if he can.
I can expect NO help with my expenses, that much is certain.
I am tempted not to go at all asI really can’t afford it without some help.
Live videos for Alien Con if I go but my health and my apartment and disposition have suffered for all of this.
I like Abrams idea of a pay only Patreon channel and he is willing to help me with that.
$5 a month and you don’t get to see the videos unless you pay in advance.
I’d charge $10 as I do videos more frequnently.

Hope those who never donate enjoyed the live videos because they are done.

A big heavy sigh. NO MORE MONEY FROM ME, GEORGE. Stop dropping my damn name.

That box of Cap'n Crunch in the background tho.

I have no respect for men who use generic toilet paper.


https://youtu.be/poP37_My2RM

Quote from: SnapT on May 08, 2018, 12:50:02 AM
I finally went to listen to the last part of MITD without a bellowing maniac screaming at trolls accompanying it.

I couldn't take it anymore. I suddenly had a sobering crash along the lines of:

-- Why am I spending so much time watching this horrible man?

-- Suddenly the masses are fawning over creeper Dave Schrader.

-- George Noory switched his BG avatar from a koala bear to a freaky dude pulling his eyes out.

-- THE WORLD HAS TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN.

-- (And I'm out of Ambien.)

The Falkie chat was hilarious tonight though. I'll give it that.

Goodnight (for realz this time), folks!