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Quote from: Dateline on May 02, 2020, 10:58:24 PM
Now, I am curious.  What did he say about his boss when he vented?

I wondered what happened to the chat.  It went silent awhile back.

Well, you know how he vents a lot that his mother gave away his collectibles, which would be worth a fortune now.  Similarly, one night well after Midnight, he was bonding with a guest (rare, I know) over how wives clean things out and they talked about the material items they lost, as husbands of wives who cleared out clutter.  But then he went too far, bringing money into the picture, suggesting that, given the opportunity, she probably would have sold some of it and the way he said it sounded disparaging in word and tone.  The whole thing now seems ridiculous - what kind of man in his 40s thinks marrying a 21-year old isn't going to come with some costs!  Duh!  And the costs of girls in their 20s who marry older rich men soon become habits and precedents as the woman gets older.  I mean, I suppose a girl could cut back during hard times, but how much can you expect of a very young person?  Especially as she watches you send your ex-wife hundreds and hundreds and hundred of dollars in support and child support year after year after year.  Geez - I'm pretty wholesome but if I saw my honey doing that, I'd want a nice piece of the pie, too.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 02, 2020, 10:58:26 PM
I’m devastated.

It's dementia, Honey.  I forgot about you.  I'm sorry and I apologize.  Use me 'til I'm almost blue because to my mind, each time is new...  And you're pretty good with that weapon, lol.

Quote from: ItsOver on May 02, 2020, 09:25:03 PM
Ah, where Toad will finally find happiness. 

I am generally a happy person.  That's why it agonizes me when Goat Dave brings me down. 

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on May 02, 2020, 08:55:30 PM
Yes, the gas mask could only improve things! And I think you answer your own question. It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out, as these two shysters continue to push tickets for their shabby little show - only 5 weeks away now - while major events in the sporting and entertainment calendars continue to get postponed or cancelled. I’m only amazed that the theatres are continuing to play along with the charade.

Noory is always singing the praises of the Coast audience, but has no genuine interest in or involvement with them. Back in the day he used to do a live chat with Insiders: for a few weeks, and then silence. And I’m trying to remember what it was the profits of which he was going to set aside to create a fund to support listeners in financial hardship. Someone will recall. How much money is he scamming out of Paranormal and Conspiracy Date? He keeps boasting about the rising membership numbers which always begs the question for me: shouldn’t a successful dating site have falling numbers?

He had live monthly chats for years, where he referred back to opinions of old girlfriends and how some old girlfriends had tatoos and some didn't.  He also talked about a motorcycle he bought for an old gf.  There are ways to answer questions regarding women's grooming, gift-giving and opinions of loved ones, without referring back to old girlfriends, but he took the low road on those topics, when asked.

Anyhow, my point is that one night that all came to a crashing halt after he made a rude and insensitive remark about his supervisor on the air.  I don't know what kind of man this is, that he thinks he can trash his boss right on the air in front of God and everyone without it generating consequences.  He was "just venting", when asked, pretty much, but nonetheless it was shockingly inappropriate.  Is he so used to skating by on good looks and hard work that he thought he had carte blanc to be as bad as he wanted socially?  Anyhow, his chat was supposed to be the next day, but his boss cancelled it.  And the next time he had a chat, she sat in participating on it.  From that day forward, his chats were cut in half, to the point that they were ridiculously short.  Maybe the other chats lost popularity because now there are no chats.  Goat Dave ruined it for everyone, apparently.  Maybe that's why I didn't prioritize Insiders membership for so long.

But no, he interacted with fans. He glossed over some questions stupidly, but he answered others.  He mailed me a photo of himself, but he put "To Karen" on it, which is not my name, although not too far off from my name at the time.  What a ditz. 

He replies to some private Insider E-mails sometimes.  Too bad about the chats being gone, though.  They continued until just recently from what I remember, with other Coast guests mostly.

The guest just said, "George, you really don't say anything," and Mofo replied agreeably.

Quote from: albrecht on May 01, 2020, 12:24:01 PM
Last night Norry Mofo had the new LMH on and Cheryll had a lady on who has alien DNA as tested by some kind of DNA expert. Apparently her genome is part human and part Tegu lizard. Tegus aren't alien but apparently related to reptiods in some way? But the DNA mixing was a result of her being cured of an illness by an alien with some kind of machine years ago. Unlike the Art guest once the alien lizard DNA was a not a result of sexual congress- or even a probing. Norry Mofo runs a family show, after all.

It was mentioned that Contact in the Desert has been cancelled, not sure if Norry's Mofo's invasion of Houston is still on.....

FIFY.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on May 01, 2020, 11:16:39 PM
George Mofo mangles remdesivir - it came out something like ‘rumduzzvar’ - and then pulls a ‘Feb’ on hydroxychloroquine, calling it ‘HCC’, which makes no sense anyway, because it only has one ‘c’ in it...

FIFY.

Quote from: Dateline on May 01, 2020, 11:22:22 AM
... What song would you have liked to hear?

You're missing the point.  On the Insiders E-mail, I did not ask him to play any song in her memory.  I asked for NOTHING.  All I said was maybe he could keep the skirt-chasing songs down to a dull roar at the start of shows for a couple nights.  And I didn't say it like that, but I used nice words.  I asked for nothing.

Quote from: Jojo on May 02, 2020, 01:13:11 AM
No, she wasn't a ginger.  I was just responding to someone else's post.  You always lose me like that.
Anyhow, to answer your question, I Googled as many search terms as possible to see what song I would like to hear Mofo play.  To answer your question, I read the top 50 worst rap songs, another Worst 25 worst rap songs, listened to a skit about a fictional talking abused animal, and Googled terms like Lyrics-I eat my mom's ass or Lyrics-I am a mother fucker.  Despite sifting through all of the results, none were offensive enough to be played by Mofo.  The only ones that came close to being songs he should play all had the N word in them, so I tossed them out.  But really, those ones were the closest to songs Mofo should play.  Because Mofos are those kind of people.

Well, Mofo Pondscum is way too undeserving for this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJoBH1jJkPw

Slithering pond-scum sucker.
"Still the One".  How would he like it if his wife said to her friends, "He can still get it up".  Or, some wife saying after his surgery, chemo and radiation, "He still has one testicle left".  Or whatever.  The word "still" should not be in any romancer's vocabulary after age 29.  To have to say this.

And as for "Que Sera, Sera" last week, we all know that song is not about being pretty.  What a shitty creep. 

Quote from: Dateline on May 01, 2020, 11:22:22 AM
She is a Ginger?  I am so sorry for your loss.  What song would you have liked to hear?

No, she wasn't a ginger.  I was just responding to someone else's post.  You always lose me like that.
Anyhow, to answer your question, I Googled as many search terms as possible to see what song I would like to hear Mofo play.  To answer your question, I read the top 50 worst rap songs, another Worst 25 worst rap songs, listened to a skit about a fictional talking abused animal, and Googled terms like Lyrics-I eat my mom's ass or Lyrics-I am a mother fucker.  Despite sifting through all of the results, none were offensive enough to be played by Mofo.  The only ones that came close to being songs he should play all had the N word in them, so I tossed them out.  But really, those ones were the closest to songs Mofo should play.  Because Mofos are those kind of people.

Well, this one is way to deserving of scum like him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJoBH1jJkPw

I wouldn't dignify his mortal irreverence by citing a preferred song here where he reads, even if I found one.

You always manage to get avatars with just a certain captivating expression on their face.  Hard to believe that he almost looks a bit young in that image.  Oh boy, when did that happen!

Quote from: Liberace! on May 01, 2020, 12:31:13 PM
You forgot Dave!

Now that is some welcome feedback.  Mofo Dave.

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 01, 2020, 03:03:17 PM
Wow, Slojo.  'Motherfucker.'  That's a tad aggressive fm you.  Emmmmm, too much psyllium in your morning oatmeal?

Mofo Dave just brings out the worst.  And as it slides out of my anus into the toilet bowl, I wonder how he feels in his mo's anus.

Please bear with me.  I expect this to last a few weeks.  I sorely paid Insiders so I could E-mail Mofo that my longtime pal cat was euthanized.  Knowing he has a large repertoire of morose, angst-ridden bumper music, I specifically asked him to go easy on romance songs in the beginning of shows for a couple days.  But instead, he played hot romance songs as never before.  Well, I guess he can't cater to every sad fan in mourning.  When I vented in Bellgab, he had the audacity to play Imaginary Lover.  Probably it had nothing to do with me but I took it as a very irreverent snark. Mofo George Mofo, I have never imagined anything with you.  Narcissism, meanness, self-centeredness, immaturity, and superficiality do not impress me.  And neither am I impressed by a mofo.

Quote from: ItsOver on May 01, 2020, 01:42:45 PM
LOL.  Whoa, momma!

She must think Kenny Loggins is the ultimate misogynistic Mo Fo singer.

Kenny Loggins?  Fine so far as I know.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 01, 2020, 01:32:57 PM


I live in the danger zone.

Just call me Hot Pocket.

Is there a program that can change every reference to Noory to Mother Fucker?  It should encompass Noory, George Noory, Norry, George Norry, Snorge, GNorry, Snoron, Little Lamb George, Goat Noory, and any other nick names.  He is a sicko creep.

Quote from: ItsOver on May 01, 2020, 04:24:14 AM
I don't think of mother-fucking-hot-love-song-players often, but when I do, I most definitely don't think of Mother fucker. 

FIFY

Quote from: Asuka Langley on May 01, 2020, 12:00:36 AM
Earth Angel is a breddy chillaxin' song tho at least he didn't play unskinny bop and tell you to make a handbag out of it

MD, for clarification, I joined Insiders the other day to E-mail [censored] to tell him that my loved one died much sooner than expected, that I had to bury her, and that I had a little funeral at her grave.  That his broadcasts and voice were a big part of her long little life.

If I remember right, I suggested he play one of his angst songs.  But he's evidently not the nice guy he seemed.  My IP address apparently seems to be blocked and he prefers to play hot love songs like the mother fucker who he is.

Quote from: Jojo on May 01, 2020, 01:07:58 AM
GNS.  Mother Fucking Sicko.

Said Jojo.  Not Toad.  Screenshot to prove it.

https://imgur.com/csJEQ4H

GNS.  Mother Fucking Sicko.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 30, 2020, 11:56:48 PM
That *ucker owes you!

Nah.  I guess now that he probably gets sad emails everyday.  It's just that his on-air performance was a big part of her little life.  Almost every night for years and years.  Well, he was a public figure in that respect.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 01, 2020, 12:18:44 AM
Jojo, do you and George actually know that Cheryll Jones kicks George's ass?

FIFY.
No, we don't.  Although I paid the higher price to join the club so I could E-mail him to tell him my little angel had to be euthanized.

Quote from: Dateline on May 01, 2020, 12:33:33 AM
I have a suggestion for what it is worth.  You have a very intimate knowledge of the show's bumper music.  Maybe you could compile some appropriate songs and forward it the mouse.   That might help.

FIFY.  Good idea, though.  I actually did that.  It did not work.  Soon after, he brought up bumper music copyright issues on the show.  Good idea, though.

You may appreciate us listeners, George, as you just claimed.

But how deep is your love?

Not very.  Your choice of bumper music is not appreciated.  Have you even played one somber song since I mentioned the death?  You seem to have no problem playing angst music anytime.  To the annoyance and consternation of listeners.  But then when a little of angst is called for, you offend by omission.  Are you superficial or something?  Obsessed over romantic song?  Romance can sit on the back burner for a little bit.

Inappropriate bumper music.
"I know you're out there somewhere" is not appropriate after a graveside funeral.  Total jerk.  What is wrong with this man.  I believe the dead are in the grave until God raises them.  Not "out there somewhere".  He probably wears pajamas to the drive-through.  Jerk.

Jerk.
I emailed him that my little angel had to be euthanized.
Not the time to play Earth Angel.

Quote from: ItsOver on April 30, 2020, 08:23:21 AM
Condolences for the feline.  It's a shame you couldn't bury Windows 10, instead.

Thanks.  At least there wasn't bad suffering.

Quote from: ItsOver on April 30, 2020, 08:24:23 AM
Look at the positive side.  At least you're not rratsmounting001.

Starr is fine by me.  But I understand your point.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 30, 2020, 03:40:18 AM
This is one of those inscrutable BellGab posts that make perfect sense to the initiated but seem like ravings from the sick bed to anybody else.

Good point.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 30, 2020, 12:55:22 AM
OK, Tojo.

Now look.  Bizarre. 
Windows10 crashed so I signed in again.
Same ID and PW.
I had a funeral for my cat at her graveside.  Working FT lately.  Tired.  At least we agree on the virus - very unusual for us to agree on big things.  Although New York got hit hard.  The NY deaths have surpassed any prior flu, as of many, many days ago.  And I keep hearing about young healthy people dying; that's one part I haven't had time to research. Goodnight.

Quote from: Dateline on April 26, 2020, 11:27:33 AM
Yes, just for the sake of safety, I removed my last post.  That attitude does not read like JoJo even in the poster's worst postings.

Are you talking about the post where I responded to you saying that you look forward to seeing me?  Yes, I responded to that in a sassy tone because you  made no sense.  I don't go to events, never say never, but I have not gone to events of this genre.  I wanted to twice but could not make it.  Then I moved counties away and am not aware of any such events, Noory or otherwise, here.  The chance of one being here that I could get to with my schedule and my lack of parking savvy/navigating certain areas is pretty small.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 26, 2020, 11:21:52 AM
I’ll just point out that Toad and Jojo have different registration dates. I really doubt they’re the same people.

Admittedly, I did sound sassy to Dateline because Dateline was saying weird things like "Looking forward to seeing you"  which made no sense to me since we aren't going to see each other. 

See the name change thread.  Someone changed me to Toad.  I was Toad for a few late-night posts.  That is all.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 26, 2020, 06:19:16 AM
It was either K_Dubb or WOTR. They love doing stuff like that, giggling hysterically to themselves. Don't believe those wagging tongues who tell you that there's only one man who owns and controls this forum.

I'm sure it's just an allusion to your fabled skill on the bongos, rather than any suggestion that you're a bloated reptile.

Well, thanks.  I appreciate that.  The neon cosmic toad image was giving me chest pain, lol.