Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 01:32:29 PM
Nah, I'm sure he was right. She always comes across as a volunteer usher to me!
What do ushers do?
hold and massage your balls with out touching the shaft, I'm just curious
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Nah, I'm sure he was right. She always comes across as a volunteer usher to me!
Quote from: Laurakinch on July 22, 2017, 10:45:30 AMLaurakinch interesting how you in so many posts focusing on small penises, is it perhaps all the man in your life had them?
FIFY
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 22, 2017, 11:41:40 AM
(1)The part about this thread degenerating into a filthy pit of swewage is the first thing you and I have ever agreed on. Is it not possible to impose some reasonable limits on postings by degenerates and perverts like the two (or more) that have been trashing this thread and others for weeks. (2)Im not talking about restricting commonly used salty language, I'm talking about the verbal porn that these sick fucks post.
I realize that monitoring for this sort of thing and imposing some objective standards would be difficult for a single curator, but how about putting together some sort of user's board (3)to assist in keeping the level of discourse on BelGab something above shithouse wall grafitti.
Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on July 22, 2017, 10:35:36 AM
You see, this is where you reveal yourself. Projection. Work on not being an inadequate little cunt. The easy way of course would be for you to drink bleach. At least a cupful. It will be difficult after the first mouthful, but keep at it till the last drop. Tell the class why you never progressed past masturbating; Is it because your mother got jealous you found other women attractive and went out of her way (such as letting you fuck her mouth after you'd wiped your shit on your wiener) to keep you interested in her? Go on, you're among friends, tell us.
Quote from: Σ> on July 16, 2017, 02:26:20 AM
Imagery is the only thing I care to regulate.
Quote from: Σ> on November 14, 2016, 06:02:40 PM
that is an absolute truth.
it's just that after almost nine years of running this thing, i'm waaaaay beyond the point of getting hung up on, "remember how nice everyone used to be?" or, "remember the mutually beneficial discourse we would all have as friends who 'knew' one another?" the sentimentality of all of that... it's totally lost on me now. today, i view this as a script on a server, and my goal is to get as many eyeballs/keyboards on it as possible. no other considerations or wishes.
Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 11:21:05 AM
I guess you don't understand the meaning of "full spam retard".
Keep practicing grasshopper.
Please Post OFTEN!
Quote from: Laurakinch on July 22, 2017, 10:42:19 AM
You tell us.
Being cursed with a micro penis and knowing you could never satisfy a woman is making you bitter. I hear they're doing amazing things with penile implants these days so there's hope for you yet.
Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on July 22, 2017, 10:14:00 AM
That's the beauty! You'd never know when it would happen, you'd be strolling along flicking through your phone looking at child porn, not a care in the world, and Bam! Your legs buckle...then the puzzlement...'who are you?'...then the walls come in as you start to black out...then the vague indistinct sound of a name you may have heard before...and then a smiling face....lights out.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 10:07:34 AM
Credit where it's due to the naughty boys from RedBook, this inventive trolling of Senda is highly amusing. Dangling that carrot in front of him, but it's just out of reach. Hilarious. This is what a decade-plus exposure does to people. I want him poked with a stick a bit more though, so we can get another rant, but give it time.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 05:07:40 AM
He's just another Bellgabber who's gone full spam retard. It's a long list that includes people like Quick Karl, phrodo, Eddie Coyle, gnooryblows, Jackstar (multiple times)...
Quote from: Cheesy McSqueezy on July 22, 2017, 06:15:39 AM
YOu know, the whole fucking world hates us. The whole fucking world should be afraid of the day that we begin to hate them.
Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on July 22, 2017, 08:43:04 AM
You, like Trump doesn't have the intellectual capacity to make a deliberate joke without cue cards or someone telling you first. Trump doesn't do subtle. He isn't mature enough for subtle; He's a clumsy toddler, crashing through his own distorted self obsessed world. The difference being with most toddlers, they grow up, and learn to think. Trump hasn't and can't. Oh, and you're a cretin.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 08:24:58 AM
When someone spills a quart of retard juice on you, you're supposed to take a shower and change your clothes, not let it seep in.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 03:45:06 AM
It's clear you must be getting so much strange that you barely have time to post here 24/7 like a fucking weirdo.
Quote from: Juan on July 22, 2017, 03:44:24 AM
I wonder how Trump will achieve this coup when neither Reagan, Clinton, Bush, nor Obama were able to do so. It was predicted of all of them.
Quote from: Lt.Uhura on July 22, 2017, 03:34:55 AM
Well isn't that special. Just as it's become clear Trump is going full-on coup* (directed by the Russians, with additional financial support from the Chinese), this thread has degenerated into a filthy pit of sewage. Pay attention people. The topic is Donald Trump, and we're about to come to a conclusion.
*predicted here by historian Timothy Snyder
http://www.salon.com/2017/05/01/historian-timothy-snyder-its-pretty-much-inevitable-that-trump-will-try-to-stage-a-coup-and-overthrow-democracy/
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 03:29:33 AM
That's what they tell you. But they get paid to say it.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 22, 2017, 03:06:09 AM
I was just thinking the same thing. We have finally found someone more of a mess than Senda.
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 22, 2017, 03:03:29 AM
Just to be sure, we'd have to see his girlfriend first..
Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:54:08 AM
We want MOAR! We want to hear and see you on youtube, we want to talk to you on skype. It would be hilarious, and you would make lots of money on Patreon.
Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:45:43 AM
Nice to see somebody understands me!
It would definitely be on par with The Guy From Pittsburg show, with many similarities. We would need YouTube videos where he is on the screen, brave like George, and he could increase his audience even further if he would take live calls without hanging up.
Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:31:26 AM
FIFY
So you personally are a warmonger.
Interesting.
I'm not at all surprised.
You need practice, but you're on your own from here on out. I'm not going to help you anymore. There is a point where the grasshopper has to learn on his own. Rub on, Rub off. Meanwhile, I will be entertained watching you, and you will make MV lots of money while you practice.
It's a win win.
Good Luck!
Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:31:26 AM
FIFY
So you personally are a warmonger.
Interesting.
I'm not at all surprised.
You need practice, but you're on your own from here on out. I'm not going to help you anymore. There is a point where the grasshopper has to learn on his own. Rub on, Rub off. Meanwhile, I will be entertained watching you, and you will make MV lots of money while you practice.
It's a win win.
Good Luck!
Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 02:17:25 AM
Our government policies no longer align with the will or the vote of the people in the US. It has been this way for a long time. Even YOU know that. Don't forget that you called us "bloody f*ckers*, when you are in need and might have to ask bellgabbers for donations for money and cat food like George does. And he gets it from us too.
You need practice grasshopper, lots and lots of practice.
Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 22, 2017, 02:04:10 AM
You better start saving up for some diapers in your dotage. I have to sign off now but I'll leave you with the Lumberyak Song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY
Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 22, 2017, 02:00:54 AM
We have someone better than Falkie, folks! lol. Hey, th'One, please set up a youtube channel. You'll get a bunch of subscribers! I promise to subscribe but I'm not sending you any money.
My wife has a question for you. Do you like one finger or two? I bet you're a fist man.
Bwaaaah-haaaaa-haaaaa!
Quote from: Norm on July 22, 2017, 01:42:47 AM
How about the 27 year motorcycle mechanic who loses his leg in a bike DUI accident. He recovers, gets full medi-cal benefits and SSI yet still manages to run a welding business, motorcycle and ATV repair shop out of his garage. Gets paid in cash and of course never reports it to anybody. Continues working under the table for the next 30 years screwing the taxpayer yet multiple letters mailed to social security fraud containing photographic evidence gets ignored. Today the guy is touring the US in his new motorhome paid for by taxpayers and the government never once investigated.
What a great country! Ya gotta love the USA! Free healthcare! Free money! Free phones!
Quote from: brig on July 22, 2017, 01:45:32 AM
He doesn't get it folks. Hes still trying to shame posters on bellgab.
OH the Irony.
I don't think entertainment can really get better than this.
MOAR!!!!