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This episode is excellent and absolutely worth listening to

https://skeptoid.com/mobile/4498

You guys really put the sag in Sagitarius.

Don't look at me. You totally set that up for me.

I'm still traumatized by our last podcast. I can't believe Eddie hasn't seen Star Wars Ep 7 : JJ Buys California.

And as for PEEBS ... you aren't into SciFi but you liked ALL the Matrix movies?! ALL OF THEM?!

Did Caitlyn Jenner get named Time magazine Person of the Year?

Quote from: ItsOver on December 21, 2015, 10:35:09 AM
Why can't the Nye County Sheriff send Barney over to keep an eye on Art's place during a broadcast?  I know Thelma Lou wants some late night company but come on.

The easy answer is that they don't have the funds for that. But I'm betting Art paid a LOT of taxes in Nye county. Enough to pay a couple deputies at least. Nye county is going to miss their cash cow.

Quote from: VoteQuimby on December 21, 2015, 04:02:22 AM
Maybe Islamaphobe is too strong a word and I thought about it after I used that word to label Marrs. Especially have your talking about political correctness. But I think Jim painted a billion people with a pretty broad brush in this interview and was espousing a lot of typical uneducated conservative talking points regarding Islam and American muslims. That's my opinion. But even though I didn't agree with his opinions, it didn't detract from anything else he had to say. The biggest reason I like Marrs is the guy is an intellectual colossus who can talk about so many subjects.

That is fascinating that people who are going to holiday parties with typical middle class jobs and no prior criminal histories can wig out and commit mass acts of terror. I wonder why? Really great pussy?

Saudi Arabia is getting ready to behead a boy. Or maybe they've already done so.

I'm all for tolerance buy what exactly are we tolerating?

Luke isn't Yoda. More of a Ben Kenobi\Quai Gon Jin.

"Luke what's your plan?"

"I'm going to dress up as a burlap sack and stand around on this planet that looks like Scotland"

https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1350&dat=19660328&id=eCYxAAAAIBAJ&sjid=jQEEAAAAIBAJ&pg=7207,2115181&hl=en

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 20, 2015, 11:08:50 PM
Then we're all good here right? Any other dead horses to beat?

And that's how Alpo is made. Any questions?

Kylo and Rey are siblings right?

https://youtu.be/wsEd_b1C8DY

Kylo Ren wasn't disfigured. Don't you have to be horribly disfigured to be a Sith? Or just really poor anger management?

I liked the movie but I wasn't crazy about it.

Now that BellGab is a trigger word for PTSD I'm going to start referring to the site by its old name: CoastGab. Back when the active members were genuinely interested in Art Bell. Whereas the newer members (not all but most) seem more interested in trolling Art Bell. 

Quote from: ChandlersDad on December 19, 2015, 03:04:24 PM
Nah. Heather is the bride of Satan and the Anti-Christ. She will single handedly bring on the Apocalypse. By revealing the details of her NDE, she will unleash the spawn of hell upon the Earth. Within a few weeks, Heather will be the queen of Earth. All shall love her and perish.  None shall eat or drink without the sign of Heather (a bar code that contains the call letters of the local affiliate carrying Heather's program of power!)

You're a cunt. Please grow the fuck up.

Quote from: onan on December 19, 2015, 12:54:26 PM
The major currency on Bellgab is sniveling.

What's the sniveling to butthurt exchange rate?

Quote from: Juan on December 18, 2015, 05:01:19 AM
I am annoyed by: UFOs, Bigfoot, chupacabras, angels, portals, shadow people, shadow rats, shadow rodents, magical mice in the studio, coinshadenshes, Jazmunda, onan, b_dubb, eddie dean, the mud king, Shreddy Vampire, Inglorious Bitch, falkie, MV, all and future hosts of the Gabcast, Solaris Blueraven, Heather, (Redacted), Richard C. Hoagland, Art Bell sycophants, Art Bell hatrz, Art Bell, Bellgab.

I think that's all for today.  Good morning.

I feel like this could be tucked under the George Noory Sucks thread

See what I did there

Quote from: Coz on December 18, 2015, 10:10:46 PM
This was just posted by Ashcraft:

http://mutualbroadcast.com/welcome/

Stark. Raving. Mad.

http://disinfo.com/2015/12/bush-military-official-empires-ship-sinking/?utm_content=buffer5af8a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

The creep factor is currently at 11. 11.

Quote from: zeebo on December 16, 2015, 11:00:09 PM
Or .. The Other Side of Leo

Sane?

Quote from: Daggit on December 15, 2015, 03:32:25 PM
Great show last night. A nice wrap up to a fucked up week.

Way fucked up. Thanks for the kind words everyone.

Quote from: onan on December 16, 2015, 05:14:43 AM
Mistaken, he is on a pyramid of DEAD cats.

FIFY

Quote from: Uncle Duke on December 15, 2015, 04:32:43 PM
Just went over to artbell.com/MITD to see how the site has been updated to reflect Heather's new role as host on MITD......apparently nothing so far.  Guess Keith has other irons in the fire, but hopefully if the show stays viable he'll come up with a new, or at least updated, site.  It occurs to me I have no idea even what Heather looks like, is there a photo of our new late night overlord anywhere?

Quote from: Value Of Pi on December 15, 2015, 11:55:57 PM
Yeah, you know I'm not real big on the whole tough love thing, but sometimes it has its place. By the way, why has no one created a sarcasm emoticon, challenging as that would be? Or did I miss that development?

<sarcasm>you totally missed that development<\sarcasm>

Quote from: JamesMcDonald on December 08, 2015, 09:34:31 PM
This is Bibi Aisha.  When she was 12 years old she who was forced to marry an old man and was caught trying to run away. Her uncle held her down while her father cut her ears and nose off before leaving her for dead.  She managed to crawl as far as her other uncle's house, but he refused to help.  Finally she was taken to an American base where she was treated for over two months before being sent for re-constructive surgery in the US.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MfE9Iv07dA

Yep.  Monsters are everywhere.  It's probably a good idea to watch out for them.

I hope her uncles and father get some justice in the form of a rusty pair of scissors applied to their nether regions

Quote from: username on December 15, 2015, 12:45:07 AM
You stuck a bong up your ass?

Do bongs come with instructions? User manual? At least ask the person at the counter if you aren't clear on how to use something.

Quote from: GravitySucks on December 15, 2015, 09:18:55 AM
Yeah.  Not bad for a girl.

A lot of people are going to think GS is being a sexist jerk because of this remark. Keep in mind that GS is from Texas. This is progressive liberal level stuff. Relatively speaking.

Quote from: tularosa on December 15, 2015, 06:29:29 AM
I think that Heather did a really good job with Tobias. I emailed her and Keith telling them the same thing.  I hope others will also send them encouragement.  We still have a show and as time goes on Heather will get even better.

Horn's Up for Heather At The Helm

WOOOO HOOOOOO!

Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!

Quote from: Donald Noory on December 15, 2015, 01:27:43 AM
I knew you'd like that one. Sorry if honest opinion bothers you. I'll try to be more of a lemming like you and some of your pals.

You're a tool and a shit stain. Please go get bleached.

* killer avatar btw

** you're still a shit stain