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I know where there are some children we can torture ... then lead him into a dark room where he is forced to watch stock footage of clowns till his head pops like a zit

And just to confirm ... the guy hates clowns right?

This confusion could have been avoided if I'd remembered to use sarcasm tags. Damn damn damn. I owe you all ... um ... nevermind

nice pic Art. you look very youthful

I'm still disappointed by Knapp's eagerness to accept the squatchy DNA "research" as slam dunk scientific proof.  let me read the "paper" for FREE. last time I checked it was $30 to read their research. horseshit

Art reminds me of my old neighbor: an ex Air Force guy who liked to fuck around with cars, electronics and just about anything else he could get his hands on. he too married a Pacific Islander - a Phillipino. He liked to shoot the bull and drink beer. a pretty cool cat by most accounts.

zombies today are more ghoul than zombie. zombies used to be mindless drones. ghouls were ravenous flesh eaters. but nothing moves a story along like an army of quasi-indestructible flesh eaters. they're really just a convenient plot device. need to add suspense? add zombies. lazy storytelling.

I've often wondered if PremRad / Noory was paying some Black Hat hackers to attack this site when we have outages. denial of service stuff

Quote from: PortlandDangler on March 17, 2013, 07:16:26 PM
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Your welcome.

you're making a joke, yes?

here's an idea: cancel Coast To Coast, send everyone packing and then start another show like Coast but with a new name and DIFFERENT host. a good name would be Midnight In The Desert

PremRad needs to hire this guy as George Noory's replacement. I can't think of a better choice. Or a more obvious one.

don't you understand man! that ice was super cold and super dense! there was a enough water in that cooler to fill Lake Huron! dr rush himself probably said as much in an expository capacity type thing

the alien in a freezer story. we blame George for the suck. but somehow Art never called bull on this story.

this story is pure bull. and this guy is a liar of the first order

hey guildnav good to see you

Onan ... why let realism get in the way of your sci fi?

btw - that's a rhetorical question

Quote from: ItsOver on March 12, 2013, 06:39:30 PM

Nothing says failure like Detroit.

Detroit didn't fail.  it was sold down the river by the Board of Directors who made their fortunes and then threw everyone in Detroit to the wolves as they shifted production and their loyalties overseas.

tommy bought gerrrge a bunch of Dummies books to expand his general knowledge. the problem was they were all digital books stored on an iPad. and since the iPad for Dummies was a digital book stored on an iPad ... well ... you know what they say about the best laid plans. or worst

Google AdSense is picking up on George's suckiness. There are Pizza Hut ads popping up now and I'm guessing that's a direct result of the pizza roll incident that's been so well documented and discussed on this site.

George, just to be clear, we're rooting for the pizza rolls

I got a lot out of the Jesus Christ show. Sincerely

and suddenly this thread was ruined

Quote from: Sardondi on March 08, 2013, 08:47:07 AM
They're just holed up, waiting for the inevitable change in fashion, and the return of bountiful public hair, natural breasts and short basketball pants. Not that those are connected.

holed up => winning

Quote from: onan on March 07, 2013, 11:45:24 AM
I don't have any reason to not believe that spirituality and science cannot coexist. It is just one discipline is just that disciplined and the other, although can have lots of rules doesn't have to follow any rules.
I do not mean to sound so obstinate. But I do have significant concerns mixing religion with scientific methods.

most new-age types look to any theory/phenomena in science(s) and adopt whatever seems to support what they choose to believe. effectively like a scientist looking for any evidence that supports their hypothesis. but in new-age 'industry' there is no peer review process to call bullshit on crackpot theories

would anyone vote against their own self interest? why are we singling out Art?

I can't get insurance suddenly. I paid for my own health insurance for years. I move to Ohio and suddenly it becomes impossible? Now I live in terror that I might hurt myself, require medical attention, and bankrupt myself. Fuck this

Tyson is someone for whom science has become a religion

winter weather. driving to work becomes a form of Darwinism. I hate it

greatest american hero - reboot.  it has to be done.  but it has to be done RIGHT

this thread is nerdgasm. of course jar jar will destroy both with his shittiness

Sci Fi cancelled Stargate - Universe. That was a damn good show. Fuck them

Quote from: coaster on February 28, 2013, 07:28:51 PM
tonight LMH will be talking about Melba Ketchum's bigfoot research. I guess they didnt get the memo. Ketchum was called out for using an april fool's joke as evidence in her research. http://doubtfulnews.com/2013/02/ketchum-uses-april-fools-paper-as-reference/
coast/noory sucks.

wow. just wow. headline: George Knapp Gushes Over Fraudulent Bigfiot Research, Slams the Door on His Dick (Metaphorically Speaking)

I was hoping this study would actually find some real evidence. I feel like a fool

Quote from: ufogadfly on February 27, 2013, 01:05:46 PM
Amazing! I don't know when I've heard him be that articulate. And I'm sure it won't happen again for a long time.

maybe he was peaking on his tumeric dose?