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Quote from: themudking on July 02, 2014, 08:08:37 PM
you're a modern day Richard Pryor!

Cool. That means Jaz has connections for every known controlled substance and a few that are only rumored to exist. Now all I need is a ticket to ... Jaz ... where are you?

Quote from: VtaGeezer on July 02, 2014, 01:52:02 PM
The only televised soccer I ever enjoyed was the German League stuff that was broadcast in Seattle back in the 70's.  It was entertaining because the the Brit announcers ladled out non-PC ethnic cracks at the officials and players freely.

German league? Is that where the winning team eat the losing team?

She's related to Steve Quayle. AND she is a "country and western" singer.  I'll pass.  I'd rather have blue balls than have to listen to her sing her shitty music or have to meet her crazy parents.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 02, 2014, 12:24:42 PM
The Earth is losing weight. It loses more than is deposited from space. Helium and Hydrogen are the escapees.

Does Dr. Oz know about this?

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 02, 2014, 10:12:06 AM
Isn't that David Bowie?

David Bowie has a lower body fat percentage

Unscreened Caller sees patterns. And genitalia.

http://giphy.com/search/projectile-vomit

Take your pick

I've been watching "The Bridge".  Excellent show.  Also I'm glad I don't live near the border.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 02, 2014, 10:12:24 AM
Does that mean some pork rectums have bones?  And if so, is a person who removes them called a pork rectum boner?

Fucking hysterical.  And disgusting. No lunch for me today.

And someone's rock collection scattered over her torso and neck. Hawt.  And the way her plastic surgeon delicately stretched her epidermis across her facial bones.  Ooooh boy

fuck the police

The most ridiculous photograph ever

Quote from: jazmunda on July 02, 2014, 05:50:28 AM
Perhaps the cattle mutilators were just extreme foodies.

Perhaps the cattle mutilators were actually cannibalistic cows?

Quote from: expat on July 01, 2014, 05:53:11 PM
He makes no secret of his address.

315 Edelweiss Dr.
Bozeman, MT 59718

According to Street View on Googe Maps SQuayle lives in a group home. Wish I could say I'm surprised

Infanticide. Matricide. Patricide. You-Name-It-cide.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 01, 2014, 10:03:23 PM
He's a lawyer.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0
Good one

Quote from: McPhallus on July 01, 2014, 03:32:43 PM
I don't think I've ever seen PaperBoy get into a knock down, drag out flame war with anyone, even though there are quite a few people who disagree with his views.  It's an admirable trait.

One out of two threads in the Politics forum are knockdown drag out fights between Paper Boy and Nowhere in Time. I take it you don't poke your head into the Politics forum, eh?

What was the name of the movie?

Quote from: jazmunda on July 01, 2014, 03:27:59 PM
Where were you back in December?

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=5426.0

No really, where were you? The police have some questions about a hooker, an umbrella and some very worn mittens.

I'll refer the police to my lawyer at Skeeter, Darryl & Darryl. I'm not sure which Darryl they'll need to talk to though. They'll figure it out.

William Shatner.  Canadian.  Actually he's from Quebec/Montreal.  So there.

Why has no one started a thread about The General in the General Discussion forum?

Which leads me to the following joke:

What happens when you give a lawyer Viagra?

They get taller.

The Grey Alien Butt Piracy Agenda

Noory is the budget hot dog of radio: all filler (lips and assholes)

Food poisoning from Taco Bell?

Quote from: jazmunda on July 01, 2014, 01:17:33 AM
May god have mercy on all our souls. Art Bell will never broadcast again with SD&D on the case. They're more likely to get a few extras years put onto the NC.

Please don't diss our sponsors. I have plans for the tens of dollars that we stand to make someday from GabCast sponsorship.

Quote from: pyewacket on June 30, 2014, 11:14:02 PM
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

We have a winner

I don't have gas at all right now. I smell like a flower.

George Washington was not the first President of the United States of America

Quote from: jazmunda on June 30, 2014, 08:35:13 PM

How long have you been married?