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Quote from: VtaGeezer on June 28, 2014, 07:16:05 PM
Bigfoot is not a creature, it's an industry.

Nailed it.  Every time I see someone "reputable" - like a cop - claim to see a Bigfoot I wonder if they have a wife that runs a bed and breakfast or tchotchke shop in the area.  Bigfooters gotta sleep, eat and buy beer cozies just like anyone else.

Quote from: Agent : Orange on December 27, 2012, 05:32:57 AM
On one of the most recent shows, Howard read a message which said he should be on Coast to Coast AM. He responded that maybe someday he would, but it "wasn't for lack of trying", or something to that effect. He definitely made it sound as if he had thrown his hat into the C2C ring. If this is true I'm appalled the show would have gone with someone like John B. Wells over Howard Hughes, who is well versed and can carry on an interesting conversation when it comes to these topics. Then again, could the producers be wary of his tinnitus problem as they have had problems with Ian?

PremRad didn't want to have to pay someone British Pound Sterling. They have actual currency there. Not the PF Chang coupons we print here

America. Fuck yeah.

You need to talk to a psychiatrist. In all seriousness.

Oh yeah. It is National Scare Your Dog To Death Day. We (me and my dogs) are hanging out in the basement listening to Darkness Radio.  Things are okay as long as the jackass across the street stops firing his damn cannon. Not kidding.  Next time he fires that off I'm calling the cops. We aren't in the city limits so I'm not sure anything can be done. But that cannon is loud as hell and scares the crap out of everyone when it goes off. He went nuts with it on New Years. Jerk.

Ruteger has completely cratered. I'll never again mistake him for a reasonable person.

Well the GabCast crew are first class degenerates.

I'm hoping Muffin's gas isn't on par with the stench of skunk musk.  I've found that upgrading dog food will reduce or eliminate canine flatulence.  Blue Buffalo is pretty good stuff. 

Do you have a candle handy?

Quote from: eddie dean on July 04, 2014, 07:41:09 PM
inner thigh fat flaps r hawt!


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There was a time when I thought it impossible for someone's ass to drape down to their ankles.  How I miss those days. 

Innocence and stomach contents lost. This thread is full of cellulite and schadenfrude. (sp?)

http://youtu.be/nauLgZISozs

If George only had a brain

sigh

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on July 04, 2014, 06:48:27 PM
   Without a shred of seriousness, you need'nt forget that most of your problems are not, my own... these problems are inside yourself, and are the result of inside measures conspiring against me.

MF

ps. I did not bring you guy's my problems, I shared my experiences through documentation. I never asked anyone here for anything. I gave freely of my perceptions of the experience, the only perception of it I have. Now there is more information for people to evaluate. I don't mind all the misunderstanding, it goes with my territory. The last few folks I gave fidgets to last week, said it made their day.

Dear DUMBASS (aka Mr Fidget)
You are your own worst enemy, the source of most of the difficulties in life and apparently unable to learn.  Please take this opportunity to buy a crowbar and try to pry your head out of your ass.

Hugs,

Batman

Quote from: onan on July 04, 2014, 05:59:14 AM
In the mid 70's while in the military, I was scheduled to go on leave. My first sargeant was on vacation and the acting first sargeant... Sgt. Pickles... no joke, Picklles. Puts me on CQ the night my vacation starts. I inform him I am going on leave and my flight leaves before the CQ shift starts. Pickles pleads with me to pull the shift. I explain I am going on leave and cannot do it. He states something to the effect I will regret not helping him out.

I go to sign out after duty call and am informed I cannot sign out until midnight. I miss my flight. I cannot afford another ticket, I do not go home to visit. My father died the next week.

You're a better man than I.

Quote from: eddie dean on July 04, 2014, 04:18:53 PM
My last audiobook: Full Dark, No Stars, by King. read by Craig Wasson & Fran Drescher

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what the fuck have you started MV.  WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU STARTED!!!!

Quote from: Tarbaby on July 04, 2014, 12:12:57 PM
Elysium(2013)sci-fi Ill-received follow-up by the maker of "District nine". Earth's elite  live in luxury on a satellite while the rest of us Rabbo scrounge for existence here on the planet. Set in 2154. I see that for every person who loves this movie about nine people hated it.

I really liked that movie. Brace yourselves. Unmitigated fan boy hate inbound

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 03, 2014, 09:29:29 PM
Jaz, a punctuating flush every now and again would be a fantastic addition to the twitty. I mean nothing out of the ordinary, just a couple of well placed flushes for emphasis. Thank you in advance.

Like whenever the name of a certain radio host was mentioned

Do fidgets cause verbal and typed diarrhea?

Quote from: wr250 on July 03, 2014, 08:59:46 PM
thats jazmundas job, preferably live on the gabcast.

Man you people are FUCKING GENIUSES!!!!

On the next GabCast!!!

Quote from: themudking on July 03, 2014, 08:24:07 PM
Recently I became aware of the concept of "not currently in pain" its so foreign to me I find it hard to understand.

just ask padme

who let george Lucas make movies?

Anything. Instead of nothing.

Quote from: MV on July 03, 2014, 02:08:46 PM
on the next show, curtis will be coming to us via mumble.  you'll hear the difference immediately.  audio quality is waaay better and we expect 1000% more stability.

We might need to do this for GabCast. Skype really bombed during the last ep

Humanity, jazmunda's GI tract, GMO foods, Taintco and Onan after an all you can eat buffet at a Mexican restaraunt

Quote from: vegasrocker on July 03, 2014, 07:00:42 PM
This should be required reading for at least 3 people here... LOL

Sir I will have you know that book is the BellGab Bible. And like the Bible most people never actually open it.

Carry on good sir. Carry on.

Trippin?

Jack and Jill

Zizek is the world's most eloquent windbag

Quote from: MV on May 29, 2014, 11:06:36 AM
yeah, i love mp3directcut.  i found it by chance years ago, and have been using it since.

MV I like the new avatar.  How'd you get that picture of Sly Stallone without makeup?

The Gay Whopper needs to be a footlong ..... ahhh .... nevermind.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 03, 2014, 05:26:52 AM
He's you slurped you as the resident dirty talker Jaz...How does that make you feel?

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