BellGab.com Archive

How many times do you have to land on your head before you start to believe this?

"GAWRSH!"

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 18, 2014, 05:15:33 PM
Worst name for a cologne ever.

Top right corner if I've ever smelled .... er .... seen it

Your brain still has gaskets?

Art Bell's front lawn. BYOAF ( Bring Your Own Aluminum Foil )

You know ... for your hat

My gut tells me that the guys who shot down this plane are probably lying dead in a ditch somewhere for creating such a shitstorm politically

Wow. George really does suck. You stop listening and forget the SCALE of suckage. He's just bad. Horrible pronunciation. Completely insincere ... No ... FAKE enthusiasm hiding his complete lack interest. Add to that he just doesn't seem to be able to conduct an interview. Just wow.

Time to turn this shit off.

GNS

Quote from: Bart Ell on July 17, 2014, 02:33:21 PM

How much time do you have to have on your hands to think something like this is worthwhile. Hell.

Cold War 2.0

What's wrong with us

Lisa Garr

I think the message here is if you want to travel to or from Malaysia TAKE A BOAT

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 17, 2014, 06:49:53 AM
Working my way through my Netflix queue:
Life of Pi
Prometheus
Quantum of Solace

All very entertaining. I liked Prometheus more as a parable than as a science fiction/horror film, and Daniel Craig's James Bond is slowly becoming my favorite.

You can skip Prometheus.  It's a mess.  There could have been a great movie there but damon lindelhoff ruined it like he ruins everything.  So completely disappointed in that film.

I believe Taintco is currently in a trademark dispute with Assy.  I don't know specifics but I believe it involves nicknames for the perineum or some shit.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 16, 2014, 11:35:49 PM
Rookie mistake. You're gonna run out of soda before you even put a dent in that bag of popcorn. Free refills?

This explains your first poop story at the theater. You had forty gallon bag of popcorn stretching out your lower intestine. Surprised you didn't kill someone.

Quote from: Quick Karl on July 16, 2014, 11:25:34 PM

There's No Place Like Utopia - movie trailer

http://theresnoplacelikeutopia.com/

"There's No Place Like Utopia portrays the reality of America, in stark contrast to the Utopian fantasy of the Progressives and their myopic supporters. This film demonstrates that the Progressive fantasy is creating nothing but disillusionment, leading our great county down a self-destructive path. Film maker Joel Gilbert rightly depicts America at a crossroads between reality and fantasy. Highly recommended!" - General Paul E. Vallely Major General, US Army (ret)

Subtle. Nuanced.

Quote from: (Redacted) on July 16, 2014, 11:15:24 PM
Just me, but, I've always thought it might be fun to take on some of the great topics from Art's C2C days.  What do you think happened to Mel's Hole?  Is time travel possible?  Wtf are evps?  Maybe a Bellgab predictions show?  UFO sightings, anyone?

After all, this is a podcast about a forum about a show that doesn't exist anymore.  Let's re-live the good times, some time. 

Feel free to slap me if you don't like my idea, but you have to catch me first.  HA!

I believe we had a ufo show. I distinctly remember running my mouth about UFOs and a ufo experience

"Tomorrow When The War Began". Looks like an Australia "Red Dawn".

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_impact_of_illegal_immigrants_in_the_United_States

Oh FFS jaz it's not like I'm Australian

Quote from: McPhallus on July 16, 2014, 07:46:49 PM
Isn't that what Bob Loser claimed was the propulsion method behind the sports car ufos he supposedly worked on at Area 51?

Nah pretty sure Lazar said the aliens used gravity burritos to propel their craft with gravity farts. Or some such shit.

I've been out of it lately. Have no idea why.

Maybe it's the Sphinctonex tm?

Quote from: jazmunda on July 16, 2014, 06:42:56 AM
They're all excellent ideas.

Unfortunately I'm all out of poop .... stories.

I know for a fact you're full of ... that

Quote from: MV on July 16, 2014, 04:55:50 PM
So do those who are here legally.  Also, by definition, wouldn't an illegal immigrant inherently be paying nothing into social security?

Some illegals assume a social security so they can work. Don't know where they can get Ss# or who they belonged to. But when they return from whence they came that money stays here

Quote from: onan on July 12, 2014, 06:27:36 AM
I tried to care, I just can't.

I feel like this sums up my attitude towards ... um ... everything.

Quote from: BattyBrooke on July 16, 2014, 01:40:01 PM
I've been trapped in the house for over a week now, so I've been on here more often than usual and in reading various posts I've found words and phrases one doesn't hear enough. Being a lover of words, I'm now compiling a short list and will be using them often. Today's found phrase was "crop dusting", and today's found word was " obsequious ".

I love you guys.

Look forward to reading your list.  How is house arrest treating you?

QK ... I'm not sure they were looking for a way to suicide by alcohol poisoning.

If aliens listened to Coast and decided they needed to blow up Earth I wouldn't blame them.  Possibly the most important reason to fire GN.

GNS

Quote from: Stellar on May 21, 2014, 06:22:34 PM
ah well who ever pud you are shilling out?

Here is the destiny of three dim duds!


Nirvana - Lake Of Fire [Legenda Português]

You're an idiot.

Quote from: Stellar on July 16, 2014, 06:55:49 AM
I here Larry Silverstein wants to pull it again he has a jerky arm

You're an idiot

Quote from: yumyumtree on July 15, 2014, 08:41:53 AM
It's radio.

web cam