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Mr Show w/ Bob & David is back on NetFlix under the abbreviated title ....

/W Bob & David

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Quote from: MV on November 17, 2015, 10:52:55 PM

mmmm... i love hole time.

Well ok then. We do understand each other.  I'll light a match.  And open a window while I'm at it.

This hole time I've been taking "praise MV" to mean "light a match".  Have I got that wrong?

The HR people who insist on taking new hires around to meet everyone. Their long, loud small talk convos are really distracting from my work. And the new hires are adults. They can introduce themselves if they feel it's necessary.

Also here:

http://podcastnotincluded.com/2015/11/17/return-of-the-mudking/

Ta ta

turning the Paris attacks into sick entertainment ... the Other Side Of My Ass

Thanks for listening! May your perineums never suffer from dandruff!

Quote from: BobGrau on November 16, 2015, 03:12:26 PM
He was like the Falkie of Jackass.

Man that's harsh. I hope you're exaggerating. 

Quote from: serenity on November 16, 2015, 06:35:41 AM
Are we allowed to talk Horse porn and Spam? 

Admiral Adama you can talk about anything you want.


SO SAY WE ALL!!!

Quote from: MichaelHorn on November 14, 2015, 12:47:43 PM
Fantastic satire, actually COMPLAINING that Meier warned about it - decades ago - and this from the people who claimed that Meier "backdated" his prophetic info!

No wonder most human beings are considered...too stupid to survive.

You're a horrible piece of shit

Quote from: themudking on November 14, 2015, 06:18:18 PM
fixed

Thanks for that tmk. That's why you we keep you tech wunderkinds on the payroll.

Darth Vader was Mormon

Quote from: jazmunda on November 13, 2015, 12:27:29 AM
Aussie Band Crowded House


https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20

Tosser Rock

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 13, 2015, 08:33:47 AM

Cabin In The Woods > Friday The 13th

Jaz you forgot the final step.

SEND MONEY!!!!!!

Quote from: chefist on November 12, 2015, 07:26:44 PM
You mean even UFO "experts" have dismissed the BM case as a hoax?

UFO EXPERTS?!?!?

Quote from: expat on November 12, 2015, 12:24:15 PM
I blogged the Wednesday open lines show.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2015/11/zany-pranksters.html

Let's write a biography of Hoagland and call it "The Hair On Mars"

What would be the point of preserving the SS United States? Does it still hold records? And why we deny China valuable scrap metal to build skyscrapers and factories that employ countless children?

Seriously. Is the old boat worth saving?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_United_States

Not sure what I've done to deserve the attention BellBoy but please stop.

Chris Farley as a failed motivational speaker

The equivalent of a "like" button in the BellGab universe would be a cup of piss. Click the cup and it fills with urine.

"This post has 10,000 cups of piss"

Quote from: BellBoy on November 10, 2015, 07:17:00 AM
I've finally gotten around to listening to this. To whom do I enquire as to a refund?

Gypped. Short for gypsy.

Stay classy.

http://skeptoid.com/mobile/4375

A pretty serious bit of research here.

Quote from: effluenza on November 07, 2015, 03:32:40 PM
The struggle is real. Join the fight and put an end to this madness.

Cracker Barrel is ground zero

Have we reached Hoagie On Fire levels yet?

Quote from: whoozit on November 06, 2015, 03:56:52 PM
Critters love peanut butter.  Best bait ever for all rodents.

Yes but Jif is not peanut butter. Jif is grout that happens to have peanuts in it.

Try the all natural peanut butter. Without the grout.

This show will end when the first payment to Keith is due. RCH is a freeloader. He didn't pay Rossy. He's not going to pay Keith.

BRAAPS == failure

Quote from: bateman on November 07, 2015, 01:46:19 AM
When I have a new show, it airs it in the 10-12 slot, if I don't have a new one Keith either does a replay or throws something else on.

I have this image of Keith stuck in a room with stacks of records. Doomed to perpetually decide what to play next.