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"CERN's logo is taken from the design of synchrotron particle accelerators. Originally the design was going to resemble the outline of a schematic of a synchrotron, but the problem with that, CERN's logo would have looked like a black hole. Not good. So what we did with this logo design was remove a couple lines, shorten and angle a line in the opposite direction, off center it all, then add another circle with a line sticking up to help break up the original design. And that's how CERN's logo came to be.

So please, people... your souls are safe... for now. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!

(Thanks to CERN insider for article)"

http://twomosquitoes.blogspot.com/2008/09/cerns-logo-666-learn-its-true-origin.html


Alright you lying fuck. Tesla NEVER said he acquired information from dreams or channeling. He was able to visualize it.

Quote from: Juan Cena on August 26, 2016, 01:33:45 AM
PuppyMonkeyBaby

LOL   

Quote from: comaphobe on August 26, 2016, 01:27:56 AM
im back to OSOM... LMH is hard to listen to when there is no oxygen resperator nearby, i cannot compute.

Quote from: norland2424 on August 26, 2016, 01:23:40 AM
nukes 

Quote from: norland2424 on August 26, 2016, 01:22:58 AM
cern created the internet  :

I'm confused. Was it CERN or Man Bear Pig ?

Quote from: Empress on August 26, 2016, 01:19:01 AM
I'd rather hear Paramedic stories from this guy to be honest

This guy sounds kind of like Robert Schoch.

What's myucyilar ? he said it 3 times.

Quote from: Ciardelo on August 26, 2016, 01:18:12 AM
That was like what Kieth used to play.

lol, kind of, yeah.

The fact that you realize history repeats itself makes you a critical observer ?    O  M  G.  This guy is bat-shit crazy

ooooOOOOOOooooo    Spacey music.

Quote from: OstrichThief on August 26, 2016, 01:15:22 AM
We lost Tony

It's the NSA.

Quote from: OstrichThief on August 26, 2016, 01:10:08 AM
I do like her.  I think shes a good caller.

Pics now !

Quote from: OstrichThief on August 26, 2016, 01:05:25 AM
Darren Here

Where's my damn ostrich pics.       

Hey Hoagy, here's a mind-fuck for ya. Evil twin of Zen was the first to drop this on BellGab...

H+1=I
A+1=B
L+1=M

Quote from: GravitySucks on August 26, 2016, 12:28:47 AM
Uranus?

Ouch - lol

Quote from: Empress on August 26, 2016, 12:27:26 AM
I am still upset I don't get my own planet 

Greetings Empress - Sister Princess Warrior; Ruler of the DarkSide of Midnight, Socialist Queen of the NightSisters, Force Manipulator of the Torsion Field, Protector & Champion of the Ancient Dathomir 'Grimoire of Balance', former 'Hand' of Talzin & mentor of Darth Maul, Scourge of the Unknown Regions, Chancellor of the Eternal-Empire, and 'Empress of the OSOM'.

You can have any planet you want.


Greetings All.

Female kangaroos have three vaginas.   


This set-up is shared by all marsupials â€" the group of mammals that raise their young in pouches. Koalas, wombats and Tasmanian devils all share the three-vagina structure. The side ones carry sperm to the two uteruses (and males marsupials often have two-pronged penises), while the middle vagina sends the joey down to the outside world.

Note that the ureters, which carry urine from the kidneys to the bladder, pass through the gaps between the three tubes. In placental mammals, like us, the ureters develop in a different way, and don’t go through the reproductive system. As we develop, the precursors to the reproductive tubes eventually fuse into a single vagina. In marsupials, this can’t happen.

In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead â€" he suffered a heart attack mid-race, but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20â€"1 outsider victory.

Nintendo was originally a trading card company.   

Incoming  wall of text...


Most toilets flush in E flat.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

The Vatican City is the country that drinks the most wine per capita at 74 liters per citizen per year.

Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

“Almost” is the longest word in English with all the letters in alphabetical order.

  Sean Connery wore a toupee in all his James Bond movies.

  Nicholas Cage bought a pet octopus once because he sincerely thought it might help this his acting.

  Nicholas Cage also once did magic mushrooms with his cat.

  It actually takes 142.18 licks to reach the center of a Tootsie pop.

  1% of all women can achieve full orgasm just by stimulating their breasts.

Steve Jobs relieved stress by soaking his feet in Apple’s company toilets.

Fredric Baur was the man who invented the iconic “Pringles” can. When he died, his ashes were buried in one.

Homosexuality was still classified as an illness in Sweden in 1979. Swedes responded by calling into work “sick,” saying they “felt gay.”

There is enough sperm in one single man to impregnate every woman on earth.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

There is a town in Canada called “Dildo.”  Heh, heh, heh.

Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

France was still executing people by guillotine when the first Star Wars movie came out.

All swans in England belong to the queen.

The “hashtag” key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and nobody can figure out why.

In 1993, the entire city of San Francisco voted about whether a police officer was allowed to carrying a ventriloquist’s dummy called Brendan O’Smarty while on patrol. He was.

What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.

The full name of Minnie Mouse is Minerva Mouse.

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER actually said, “Elementary, my dear Watson.”

King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him.

Post-death, Napoléon Bonaparte’s penis was removed from body during autopsy, displayed in a museum, and sold for $2,700 in the 1970s.

M&M’s actually stands for “Mars & Murrie’s,” the last names of the candy’s founders.

There really was a Captain Morgan. He was a Welsh pirate who later became the lieutenant governor of Jamaica.

In 1907, an ad campaign for Kellogg’s Corn Flakes offered a free box of cereal to any woman who would wink at her grocer.

A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound of beef.

The international telephone area code for Antarctica is 672.

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital fired some workers for betting on when patients would die.

You can’t say happiness without saying penis.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue

In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles

Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.

Ginger stimulates the feelings of excitement associated with sex.

Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their cousins.

More monopoly money is printed each year than real US currency.

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on August 16, 2016, 10:33:07 PM
H+1=I
A+1=B
L+1=M

Nice. 

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/01/07/hal_9000_ibm_theory_stanley_kubrick_letters_shed_new_light_on_old_debate.html

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/01/the-letter-stanley-kubrick-wrote-about-ibm-and-hal/266848/

Time to make the doughnuts.

Quote from: mikuthing01 on August 25, 2016, 09:39:53 PM
ah, well i don't have a whole lot of experience with snowmobiles. I used to help a friend work on old junker vintage sleds he had a bunch of John Deere 440's and ski-doo's that were fun when they ran.

We do a beater run in February. Nothing newer than '74. It's fun. But yeah, they're like the old bikes, you're working on them as much as you're using them.

Thanks for the show. Hope you're feeling better soon.

Quote from: mikuthing01 on August 25, 2016, 09:18:45 PM
Excellent

Dude, that's a Pacer. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 25, 2016, 09:09:15 PM
Nah but drove past plenty of rummage sales.....   Hell it was nice just to drive past lakes, ponds and rivers
that aren't mud holes.  NC is really nice but the inland bodies of water are pretty depressing.

I'd never be happy if I had to give up the Hardwoods and the rivers and lakes. The smell outside, today, was like ambrosia.

Quote from: mikuthing01 on August 25, 2016, 09:00:06 PM
Both suck Polaris more than Arctic Cat though. Japanese build the best ATV's and thats not because i shitpost as a weeaboo its the truth. Can-am is breddy good though the leafs can build a quad.

Sorry, I should have quantified; I was talking snowmobiles.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on August 25, 2016, 08:56:37 PM
I think every car company wants $25k for their car these days.

You think that or a Subaru is a better off-road vehicle?

A few of the off-branders around here swear by the Nissan's and Toyota's (pre 2005)

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 25, 2016, 08:31:41 PM
Vicious!!!!

Power shifts under WOT  will snap your neck.

Quote from: mikuthing01 on August 25, 2016, 08:31:01 PM
I always wanted an AMX with a 390

 

I put the Travelin' Javelin next to it for comparison