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#3301
Random Topics / Re: White Crow and Damon
December 12, 2016, 06:16:50 PM
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 12, 2016, 06:09:39 PM
Hey Fuckie, begging for money on Bellgab again? Don't you usually call us sewergab? Unless you need money, that is.
I'd rather fuck myself with one of those cactuses DPS constantly promotes than send cash to George. Cat food yes, cash no.  Never a dime for a grift.
#3302
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 12, 2016, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: Real_Troll_60K on December 12, 2016, 04:42:51 PM
It was never about anything other than Fatass helping himself.  The cats were just a prop.
Sometimes a sweet lie is preferable to the hard truth.
#3303
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 12, 2016, 04:30:16 PM
Quote from: themudking on December 12, 2016, 04:16:33 PM
as you all saw in the recent video posted by Mr. Senda...he has become confused and now the falkiethon is in serious question.
I wrote, well reworked, Feed Falkie's Cats.  I can't believe George would be insensitive enough to squander all of the hard work and goodwill BellGabbers have put into this effort.  George, this is about your cats, not you.
#3304
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 12, 2016, 11:47:59 AM
Quote from: SredniVashtar on December 12, 2016, 09:40:46 AM
I can see a case of cat food being put up for sale on eBay very shortly. To be collected from the Martinez area.
He won't sell it, he'll go to the pawn shop and take a loan against it. 
#3305
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 12, 2016, 08:01:43 AM
Quote from: WhiteCrow on December 12, 2016, 07:52:18 AM
$75.. spectacular!   I'd be honored if you'd accept a hoodie as a small token of my appreciation.

Sincerely I'm dumbfounded at the love and kindness being displayed on Bellgab lately! 

Love "you" ALL
Normally I don't want to belong to cults that would have me as a member, but I may make an exception in this case.  Let me think about it.
#3306
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 12, 2016, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: Meatie Pie on December 12, 2016, 07:34:44 AM

What a stupid, stubborn SOB.

George, if you don't accept this don't ever beg for another cent again. You're an embarrassment to panhandlers.
I think he will end up with a lot of cat food if he changes his mind.  My offer is genuine as long as he only gets cat food and not the cash.  In all honesty that should help the guy out without offending my sensibilities.
#3307
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 12, 2016, 07:34:17 AM
Quote from: Chefist on December 12, 2016, 07:31:48 AM
Noted and thanks...we need proper checks and balances in place.
Perhaps for every personal or thread related question the caller has to ask two questions about other subjects first.  I'm trying to think out of the box here.
#3308
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 12, 2016, 07:03:42 AM
Quote from: Chefist on December 12, 2016, 06:48:39 AM
George has replied to my offer....his one word response was. "never".

Let's see if he has any other offers.
So negotiations are underway.
#3309
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 12, 2016, 05:28:44 AM
Giving money is not enough.  I have reworked the words of Feed the World to apply to the plight of George's cats. Alas, my singing sucks or I would have recorded this for the Falkiethon.

Feed Falkie's Cats (Let Them Know It's Christmastime)

It's Christmastime,
there's no need to be unfed
At Christmastime,
we let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of plenty
we can spread the gift of food
Open your heart to the cats
at Christmastime

But say a prayer,
pray for the outdoor ones
At Christmastime it's hard,
but when you're having fun
There are cats outside your window,
and it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
is Falkie's labor fed by tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there
are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them
instead of you

And there won't be snow in Martinez this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is food (Oooh)
Where mean raccoons prowl
Money woes make Falkie scowl
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Here's to you raise a glass for everyone
Here's to them don't let 'me starve not a one
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Feed Falkie's cats
Feed Falkie's cats
Feed Falkie's cats
Let them know it's Christmastime again

Feed Falkie's cats
Let them know it's Christmastime again
#3310
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 12, 2016, 04:44:27 AM
I will give $75 during the Falkiethon since it is going directly to cat food.  Can someone please confirm that the pawn shops in the Martinez, CA area do not give loans on cat food?  I do not want my generosity to add to George's monthly financial burden.

Perhaps we can set up weekly shipments of cat food to George. His videos seem to indicate a lack of space for the amounts of cat food this drive is likely to generate.
#3311
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 11, 2016, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 11, 2016, 08:19:58 PM
Don't forget the Kathy's Corner videos.
Kathy might have gotten her restraining order if she had used them as evidence.  She always seemed to be fearful during those videos.
#3312
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 11, 2016, 08:13:49 PM
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 11, 2016, 08:11:44 PM
How does a Welfare king like Senda afford a television like that! He lives off of public charity. He spends all his handout from the goverment like a drunken sailor then cries that he can't pay his bills or feed his cats. Fuck him.
George prefers the term welfare whale for the alliteration and ease with which it rolls of the tongue.  It is also much more accurate.  Please stand corrected.
#3313
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 11, 2016, 07:57:51 PM
Quote from: Real_Troll_60K on December 11, 2016, 06:15:13 PM
RS offered to provide cat food.  Senda wiped his ass with that offer because what he wants is M O N E Y.
I can see Senda and the pawn shop with cans of wet cat food asking how much he can get for the them.  I want a video of that conversation.
#3314
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 09, 2016, 09:35:50 PM
Quote from: #1 Fan of "The Guy from Pittsburgh" on December 08, 2016, 11:49:59 AM
In this production Falkie let slip his 62 inch girth, that is OVER FIVE FEET AROUND HIS GUT !
Which is larger, Falkie's belly or IQ?  My money is on his gut.
#3315
Politics / Re: Fake News...
December 09, 2016, 01:11:27 PM
My favorite:
#3316
Politics / Re: President-Elect Donald J. Trump
December 09, 2016, 01:06:41 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 09, 2016, 12:39:21 PM
That isn't the fault of the news outlets if the pollsters are crap.
I got one call that amounted to: "If the elections were held today would you vote for Hillary Clinton or the choice of the KKK, Hitler approved scumbag, Donald Trump."  I can't see how that would possibly skew the results.
#3317
Random Topics / Re: Griftcember
December 09, 2016, 12:56:29 PM
Quote from: MV® Millennium Edition on December 09, 2016, 12:11:15 PM
you can buy a toaster at walmart for $6. 

six.  fucking.  dollars.
That is not a suitable toaster for Falkie or Kathy.  It is not up to their lavish, yet squalid, existence.  Besides, if someone gives him $6 all he can get is a toaster.  If someone gives him $50 for a toaster he has a $6 toaster and $44 dollars to go to the next woo woo con.  Who am I kidding, he has $50 to waste on stupid shit and the opportunity to ask for more when he claims the $50 was grabbed from Kathy's hand in the checkout line at Wal-Mart.
#3318
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 08, 2016, 10:29:52 PM
Quote from: Real_Troll_60K on December 08, 2016, 10:16:53 PM
Nobody here wants Kathy to have cancer.  Just like nobody here wants her to get robbed by a black man while buying a money order.

Can you take it from here, chucklefuck, or do you need it spelled out for you as if talking to a five year old child?

Don't let that stop you from feeling superior to the rest of us in a drunken-ass country-fuck way like Coaster.
There was a post that said they hoped George would catch cancer from Kathy and die.  It has since disappeared which is a good thing. 

I don't feel superior, I called myself a piece of Senda for participating in this thread too.  I guess reading comprehension isn't your strength. I tried to use as few words over two syllables as possible.  All I was getting at is that I won't bash George with that info.  Nor would most here, you included.  I take plenty of swipes at George and will continue to do so.  Don't get so defensive.
#3319
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 08, 2016, 10:07:47 PM
I get the skepticism but some of you seem downright gleeful about the possibility of Kathy having cancer.  I guess I'm not as big of a piece of Senda as some of you.
#3320
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 08, 2016, 10:01:00 PM
Quote from: Chefist on December 08, 2016, 09:39:34 PM
Use a small amount of turmeric instead...Noory would approve!
It will make it yellow but it won't taste like saffron.


#3321
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 08, 2016, 03:07:52 PM
Quote from: Laurakinch on December 08, 2016, 02:58:09 PM
I'd like to punch his fat face in.
Take a number.  I bet in rare moments of lucidity he wants to punch his own face in.
#3322
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 08, 2016, 12:27:14 PM
Quote from: brigâ,,¢Â©2015 on December 08, 2016, 12:20:00 PM
Is it just me, or does one of the cans of cat food look like it has a spoon in it?
Shhhh.  George needed a snack after walking outside.
#3323
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 08, 2016, 06:01:14 AM
Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on December 08, 2016, 12:26:35 AM

http://youtu.be/VMx7H3LiXlg

A blast from the past - way back in June 2014.  I've never seen this one before, but YouTube recommended it to me.  I'm only a few minutes in, but the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Fascinating.  More weird news.  George can't swim.  When he gets in water he only submerges to his ankles before he starts floating.
#3324
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
December 07, 2016, 08:39:56 PM
It caught my interest too.
#3325
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 07, 2016, 04:50:08 PM
Quote from: Daggit on December 07, 2016, 04:40:40 PM
Holy Cow. No friggin wonder his tiny pecker can't raise the flag. Falkie probably pined for the days of prison rapey rather than hit that.
He enjoys hitting that when he isn't busy leaving thumb prints on her throat.
#3326
Quote from: zeebo on December 06, 2016, 02:42:24 AM
A big and interesting idea, whose follow-up question was something like "How far can snakes jump?"
At least he didn't say something like, "I know they are very small, but how many legs, on average, do snakes have?"
#3327
Politics / Re: President-Elect Donald J. Trump
December 06, 2016, 07:31:29 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 06, 2016, 03:40:41 PM
Insider trading is illegal. He may have sold his shares, but his team? Family? Tweeting policy before any official statement and procedure is ridiculous. I can imagine the fuckwit tweeting that he wants to bomb China.
Congress, and I believe the president, are exempt from insider trading laws.  It is amazing how many laws politicians are exempt from.
#3328
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 06, 2016, 07:26:28 PM
Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on December 06, 2016, 03:58:04 PM
Wow..Falk sure had a charmed life as a child and as a young man.  John Wayne, Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland, William Shatner, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, job opportunity at Marvel, published writer, stage actor, I am sure there is plenty more I am omitting.  I wonder what happened?  Nowadays he is on the dole, plagued by raccoons, no car, no job, his pet's heads are falling off! A plethora of health problems, his girl left him for a Youtube star, I am sure there is plenty I am omitting.  What brought him from the top to this lowly state?
The Falkster lustily leaps from nadir to nadir of his life.  Climbing to peaks is so much work and his knee is just not up to it because once Kathy refused to drive him to a woo woo con and he had to walk to the train station.  And imagine the indignity of having to sit on the train.  That just inflamed the knee to hell.  It's a shame he couldn't get the train car Sea World uses to transport Shamu.  Once they let out some of the water to account for Falkie massive girth he could have floated blissfully and been gently rocked to sleep.  But no, he had to sit for hours and then stagger all the way to the hotel because once Kathy refused to drive him to the woo woo con.  He was so out of sorts he only took a few videos in the hallway outside the lectures.  Despite the fire in his belly to let everyone know what was going on at the woo woo con, his knee really hurt.  It's not his fault that Kathy once refused to drive him to the woo woo con.
#3329
Politics / Re: President-Elect Donald J. Trump
December 06, 2016, 12:06:03 PM
Quote from: Juan on December 06, 2016, 11:21:08 AM
I wonder how long an airframe can fly.  There's a Ford Tri-motor and a couple of C-47s that fly around here all the time.
You can run into the 100 year old axe that has had its handle replaced 10 times and its head replaced 3 times situation.  With vintage aircraft that can't be replaced someone may have custom parts manufactured when they wear out.
#3330
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
December 06, 2016, 11:58:37 AM
Quote from: Dmitri on December 06, 2016, 11:49:58 AM
Says one of the greatest haters and trolls who pretended to be someones friend and stabs them in the back !
Damon, he's not wrong.  Stupid yes, annoying yes, wrong no.
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