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Happy Birthday!!!

There was an old scamp named SV,
who saw fresh meat and came after me,
he wrote naughty fan fic,
introduced me to Falkie's dick
and now the rest is old history.


https://youtu.be/MjF1bG5LUcs

Quote from: akwilly on March 22, 2016, 03:24:41 AM
as I type I'm doing the diet right now except I don't have any cabbage

If you don't have any cabbage, then you'd better double up on the beer. You don't want to lose too much weight and waste away.

Quote from: area51drone on March 22, 2016, 09:23:01 AM
The fact is that whether you think his videos are good or not, you are still getting entertainment value out of it, and you know it.  Without George, your day would have less smiles, whether they are PRO Falkie or ANTI Falkie.   That deserves some recognition, and the best kind to give him is your hard earned cash.   Show the man some support.  With enough money in his pocket, you will get more entertainment, news and sports from him than anyone else on youtube, and who knows what else might come from the man.   Hell, you already are, you have to admit it.

The LEAST any of you can do is disable your ad blockers and watch/click on the man's ads.  Like his videos so he'll get more attention. 

Billy, you can donate through his boardhost site, there is a paypal donate button there, or you can send him cash/check to his address which is posted multiple times in this thread.  Search "Martinez, CA"

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat everyday. I only want Falkie to know how to fish and I will be happy to buy the fish he has fished.

Also, I am not computer savy enough to know how to use Ad block. Do you think I'm some sort of computer brainiac?! I don't even think it's on my computer. So I always see peoples ads and even click on them sometimes.

Also, Falkie needs to produce something with content that I would want to watch, otherwise what is the point of watching his videos? I want him to do a cooking show.

Quote from: Original Larry on March 21, 2016, 07:09:43 PM
who is this Falkie person?

Think Walter Mitty....

Quote from: whoozit on March 22, 2016, 07:33:36 AM
I'd buy a t-shirt.  I'd support Falkie in any way that moves towards his self-sufficiency.  I will never give him a dime though.

+100

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 22, 2016, 05:32:40 AM
Alright Drone, despite the fact that I have been foolishly squandering my money on food, heat, & the needs of my children...you have convinced me.  Thunderbolt once told Lightfoot that sometimes you have to pay for your pleasure and Falkie has provided much entertainment (was really nice to hear him on End of Days).  In the spirit of Dr. Eugene Scott, I'll contribute some coin of the realm...how do I go about doing so?

Let Falkie earn it. Once he moves his ass to sell mugs and tee shirts with his face and a Falkie quote on them, many of us will be happy to buy his wares. I don't mind supporting someone who does some work, I just resent someone living off the fat of the  land his whole life when he is well enough to work. If he can walk all over creation on his woo woo interviews, he can do some sort of desk job or be a host at Walmart part time. Even if he does good videos and merchandising to make money, I can get behind that.

Wow, I just relistened to End of Days radio interview with Falkie. This time I listened until the end. I am now also a fan of Max, great radio voice. Then FALKIE CALLS IN AGAIN! The show was about to end and Falkie wanted to still talk, even after his 2 hour interview. Who knew he was such a chatty Kathy?

Quote from: Meatie Pie on March 21, 2016, 05:27:53 PM
username/Michael-
You guys made a fan, I'll be listening to the show from now on. I like the vibe.

Yeah, me too. You guys are good. I hadn't listened before because I thought it was a religious show.

Quote from: bateman on March 21, 2016, 05:21:38 PM
Can I get a TL;DR for the last 20 pages?

The thread is abuzz because their hero Falkie killed it in his interview on End of Days Radio. He regaled us for three hours with tales of his valor and cunning. We laughed, we cried, we questioned the meaning of life...

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 21, 2016, 04:59:57 PM
And finally, Chris said I should be nice to Inglorious Bitch.
I cannot recall a single post where she ever said a kind word towards me

Hey Senda, what's it like to be a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR?

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 20, 2016, 06:29:46 PM
Good job last night with Falkie. I'm also enjoying the Darryl Berry and Michael Cremo shows.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 21, 2016, 02:32:26 PM
It's the year of George!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 21, 2016, 10:55:15 AM
When he gets rich and famous maybe he could  lend us money.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 21, 2016, 10:20:58 AM
Falkie, you should do cooking videos. Make homemade latkas, knadel and kreplach soups. You must have good family recipes for those.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on March 21, 2016, 04:31:36 PM
We'll need to coordinate with Little Chris.  I think other people were going to submit ideas too.

Coffee mugs would also be a good idea.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on March 21, 2016, 04:31:36 PM
We'll need to coordinate with Little Chris.  I think other people were going to submit ideas too.

White Crow recently priced hoodies that he is sending out as gifts. He would know all about getting the best prices, etc.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on March 21, 2016, 04:24:08 PM
Here are my current George Senda t-shirt designs.  I hereby give George free and clear permission to use any of these designs that he sees fit to use, and will alter them if he doesn't like the designs or layouts.

The t-shirt idea was discussed in the chatroom on Saturday night, and I'd love nothing more than to see George make some money from these.

Clicking on the images will make them larger.

Where do we place our orders?

Quote from: onan on March 21, 2016, 04:24:26 PM
In the real world, with the onset of death, the heart stops. When the heart stops, blood starts to "pool". It also seeps into the "third space". It is an identifier for the timeliness of death. Anyone with the ability to understand medical journal articles at the age of three would know this.

Falkie has died on 2 separate occasions. Like his cats, he has 9 lives.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 21, 2016, 04:24:18 PM
George, have you seen IB's avatar?  It's not her citizenship we'd like to see stripped....wink.

LOL! 

Quote from: coaster on March 21, 2016, 03:17:27 PM
He thought it was a rotisserie chicken at the time.

Imagine the disappointment.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on March 21, 2016, 03:03:36 PM
George, the idea about a video on old-time wrestling was a good one.

So is the cooking show one, as long as we don't see cats jumping on the counter while he's trying to cook. That would be gross. He can also do a Garrison Keillor type of Lake Wobegon weekly update, except from Martinez.

Quote from: Who on March 21, 2016, 02:49:23 PM
Oh, the humanity!  People all over the world must have been lapsing into comas.

He spun many a yarn, confirmed that he did indeed read medical books at age three and understood them, told us about the many famous people he's met over the years and how he rescued an infant from a fire. It was compelling radio.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 21, 2016, 02:49:35 PM
In a phone call yesterday, the host said it was his fault for not telling me the show would be continuing.

Oy.

Quote from: brig on March 21, 2016, 02:59:09 PM
I know you don't like me George,

He doesn't like any of us, so you're in good company. 

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 21, 2016, 02:55:08 PM
I'll talk to President Trump when he wins & have him pass very special legislation to have your citizenship stripped, your computers confiscated & you to be deported to the Galapagos.

Be careful what you wish for. President Trump will be very interested in how a man with nothing wrong with him has been on SSI most of his life.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 21, 2016, 02:49:35 PM

The show ran 8 hours.

You were interviewed for 8 hours? By whom?

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on March 21, 2016, 02:46:54 PM


I did sound kind of different from what I would have expected

Yeah, like 30 years younger. I thought you were in your twilight years. I'm starting to wonder if half this thread are all character actors and this whole "Falkie" thing is more of a put on than I imagined.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 21, 2016, 02:47:31 PM
I'd give you money for bus fare to Mexico if you'd promise never to get on the internet again.

There's not enough money on the planet. Nice try, though.

Quote from: Who on March 21, 2016, 02:38:46 PM
Three hours and 52 minutes of Senda?  I could take three minutes maybe but . . . almost four hours?  Of Senda?


 

The best part is that he said that he did not realize that there was a break and hung up because he thought the show was over. Otherwise, he would have stayed and talked even longer. The three hours went really fast, actually.

Quote from: brig on March 21, 2016, 02:16:55 PM
LOVE LOVE LOVE the title "George Senda, A Life Well Lived"   

Thank You Michael and Daniel, and Thank You George Senda !!!

It's the year of George!

Quote from: ziznak on March 21, 2016, 09:52:24 AM
Just added end of days to my podcatcher....  im so happy falkie's career is starting to really take off

When he gets rich and famous maybe he could  lend us money.

Quote from: username on March 21, 2016, 10:48:43 AM
I already called dibs on her.

LOL

 *

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on March 21, 2016, 10:47:44 AM
Such a wonderful and forgiving woman. Marry me?

Mrs Rally would kill me.

Falkie, you should do cooking videos. Make homemade latkas, knadel and kreplach soups. You must have good family recipes for those.