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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 24, 2016, 11:42:41 AM
There's a song there somewhere; work on it lady. You'll have a hit. Seriously.

Quote from: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on March 24, 2016, 11:13:31 AM
HI IB,  Remember the good old days when radio & tv were free? 

Good point. Also, if Falkie had done a good job on those videos, he could be making money off of commercials and the number of subscribers. Falkie basically wants money for nothing and his checks for free.

Quote from: brig on March 24, 2016, 08:19:54 AM
Exactly. Any radio program, or other independent podcast, relative to the cost of Netflix, would probably only be worth about $1 a month to be quite honest.  The rest is charity.  This is the reason I always recommend a donate button instead of a subscription fee, even for things like MITD and OSOM. IMO.

It also adds up if you subscribe to more than 1 show. I subscribe to 4, so that's $20 a month.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 24, 2016, 07:52:52 AM
IB's a big fan of gay guys

That must be why I'm your biggest fan.

Quote from: serenity on March 24, 2016, 07:41:19 AM
Also liked her sister Suzi Quatro.

They're related?

Quote from: brig on March 24, 2016, 07:36:00 AM
George may be a way for a while.  I don't blame him for conducting an experiment to see if he can regularly pay his internet bill with money made from his youtube.  But I am pretty sure he will be back.

The reason that Falkie can't pay his internet bill is because he wastes his money on woo woo conferences, paying Kathy's way even though she also gets a government check, eating out constantly and buying Apple toys. When I get my paycheck, I would love to hit a Macy's one day sale or get my nails done or any number of other fun things. Instead, I pay my bills like an adult. Then with any leftover money, when there is any I get to play.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 24, 2016, 07:28:02 AM
No, you're not. You're completely responsible for this. You have given the fat oaf encouragement, which is number one one on the list of things you shouldn't do with Senda. Now he thinks he's a budding media phenomenon. We're all just going to have to make fun of you instead from now on.

By the way, which one are you? The retard, or the one that sounds like he's masturbating to the sound of his own voice?

Oy. Username has just gotten the SV treatment. You're one of us now.


P.S. SV, he's the one with the sexy voice.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on March 24, 2016, 06:52:22 AM
Bellas ...  What you say?

I've always admired Joanie! Good morning!

Quote from: Who on March 24, 2016, 06:42:05 AM
John Cleese's take on The Dunningâ€"Kruger Effect.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvVPdyYeaQU

Even at his age, John Cleese is still a piece of ass.

Quote from: SnapT on March 24, 2016, 01:45:59 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://youtu.be/lcjKwtWrKDc

Lies, lies and more lies. As usual, he twists everything around to make himself seem like the victim. Many people here tried to give him good advice, but these people were just labelled haters and he turned on them. Falkie is intellectually and emotionally 13 years old and he will never grow up. Everyone on the planet is his mother telling him what to do. It does not occur to him that he is a dumb-ass and that others are just trying to help.


If Falkie thinks that he will be able learn to do quality Youtube videos in a month, the same quality as someone that can charge for their content, he's got something coming to him.

It's like the line from the old Nancy Sinatra song:

I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he knows you ain't had time to learn.


Well, good luck with your dick move, Falkie. Let me tell you what's going to happen. First off, this thread will never die. Even if we have to impersonate you like we once did. And we were a lot more interesting than you ever were. Secondly, you will fade into oblivion. Your biggest audience was on this board. No more. Have fun with your 3 subscribers from youtube. Thirdly, no one in their right mind would pay to watch you when there are a million free podcasts and entertaining videos on there. By people who give a shit and put time and effort into their product. I would support one of those people first before you. So no audience, no subscribers, no money.

Toodles.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on March 23, 2016, 11:16:46 PM

The Dunningâ€"Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which relatively unskilled persons suffer illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than it really is. Dunning and Kruger attributed this bias to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their own ineptitude and evaluate their own ability accurately.

So, they are too stupid to know that they are stupid?

Quote from: username on March 24, 2016, 02:50:36 AM
I feel some how responsible for some of this.

No, you're not. If you read back from page 1 of this thread, you'll see that Falkie is nothing but drama. Think Art Bell, but without the talent. I don't know who gave Falkie this particular bit of advice, but it is ill advised for him to charge for something that nobody wants. IF he put out a quality product that was interesting and compelling, yes. But Falkie lies in bed showing us the ceiling or shows us the inside of his nostrils and blathers on about something stupid. If not for the comedy factor, no one would watch.

Falkie can change all this of course, but he chooses not to. It's easier to be lazy and condemn the haters instead. Kind of like Noory refusing to put any prep work into his show or to pay attention to the guests and instead say he has 'haterz' because that's easier than actually putting any effort into what he does.

Quote from: starrmtn001 on March 23, 2016, 04:56:15 PM
Happy Birthday Sredni!

Once upon a time, there was a frog named SrendiVashtar, or Vash, as the old toadies at the "Ribbit" Pub called him.

One day while bottom feeding, he swam smack into a tadpole.  "You little fucker" he yelled and promptly ate it.  He, then, swam back up to his reasonably nice lily pad and looked over the pond.  "Damn sperm count!"  This was his daily complaint about the increasing tadpole population.  "I'm going to need a bigger pond!"

To be continued . . . .

You tease!

Akwilly I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. Does he live with any family members who can watch or care for him?

Quote from: pyewacket on March 23, 2016, 04:02:38 PM
Seriously!?!?! Wow you look so different in your old picture. To tell you the truth - you look better with a little meat on your bones. 



PS- You still should wear a bra.

That was last year when I had a terrible reaction to the oysters at some hotel where minor celebrity, Mr Bean stayed.

Quote from: pyewacket on March 23, 2016, 11:37:12 AM
Uhmmm- I found this little lady out in the hall- she's looking for "that bastard birthday boy"- apparently she's got business with him.

Hey, how did you find my Facebook page? Oh crap, I forgot to wear my bra again.

Quote from: coaster on March 23, 2016, 03:42:57 PM
I am angry with you people for making me stay up all night and forcing me to drink all that beer. Shame on you. grow up, dickheads.

So you stayed home and slept today? Who do you think you are, Falkie? Do you have a naked Kathy lying next to you?

Quote from: ItsOver on March 23, 2016, 12:41:42 PM
So, initially, he did hatch.

Is that Snoory hatching? He was right, he was born with a forked tongue.

Quote from: username on March 23, 2016, 03:24:57 PM
You shoulda been there, i caught some heat from falkie for asking too many personal questions. The saga will continue.

Hahaha! The only reason any of us know anything about his personal life is because he makes videos about his personal life and also posts on Bellgab about it. Otherwise, we would have no way to know anything about him. He has even made his real address public.

Quote from: coaster on March 23, 2016, 07:41:51 AM
OK, drying up here and hard to do. Much like SV's girlfriend.
IB told me to stay and sit here. Irritable Bowel.
I really have nothing. haha. I have a case of beer in me though. -SV's mother on the day of conception.
Coaster will be here all night. tip accordingly.

LOL

https://youtu.be/xP5C6yW9XVs

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 23, 2016, 07:30:38 AM
I don't know you well enough to insult you yet sir.   Happy birthday Mr. Vashtar.

Make yourself at home, insult away!

Quote from: akwilly on March 23, 2016, 07:29:30 AM
In honor of your birthday I will make a donation to planned parenthood

It's too late.

Quote from: coaster on March 23, 2016, 07:27:10 AM
I would love to stick around for this, but I have to go check my car. See if drive still works.
/mic drop

Call in sick, you don't want to drive.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 07:22:51 AM
Duplicate threads too! I always knew it was a mistake to let you American idiots try to run things for yourselves, you just make a balls of it. As the sole representative of civilisation in these parts (I can't include Yorkie, for obvious reasons) I feel I am here to add "tone".

We were all so excited, we didn't know if we were coming or going. 

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 07:19:48 AM
Oh, zing!!

Someone's aiming for a part in Xmas Carol part 4 by the sound of it! 

The man of the hour!

https://youtu.be/uKYHYxTYxS0