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Quote from: GravitySucks on March 30, 2016, 06:33:49 PM
There, I fixed it for you asswipe. Stay in your room you grifting pig nosed assface.

LOL, I love this new aggressive GS. Where has he been hiding?! 

Quote from: WOTR on March 30, 2016, 05:27:23 PM
Great timing.  I had just read the term "Falkenberg's Fortress" elsewhere on the thread..

Falkie's Fortress of Suckitude.

Quote from: MAX on March 30, 2016, 05:28:15 PM

Does that mean his son is not a gravedigger ? Damn if you can't believe Psycho Gerry who can you believe.....

I know. It boggles the mind.

Quote from: onan on March 30, 2016, 05:01:52 PM
I have found that some people are not worth giving a response.

You're right. Falkie's latest friend is as intelligent as he is.

Quote from: Military Justice2 on March 30, 2016, 04:37:37 PM
quick onan i hear your children playing water polo in your toilet. Onan must have forgot to flush his afternoon shit again

Do you normally spend your days monitoring Onan's toilet?

Quote from: Military Justice2 on March 30, 2016, 04:45:29 PM
inglo bitch are you the one who cleared out an entire walmart when the elastic band on your panties broke, even the hazmat dept complained about the smell.

Oh look. It's Falkie's bitch. Do you blow Falkie with that dirty mouth of yours?

Quote from: whoozit on March 30, 2016, 04:19:02 PM
This is only idle curiosity but how does one apply to Falkies Fortress?

It's not what you do to get in that should scare you, it's what you have to do once that you are in. 

Quote from: MAX on March 30, 2016, 04:07:50 PM



So I guess you didn't pimp your daughter out to him yet need to keep working on that

He doesn't have a daughter. If he does, she's like 3. Didn't you hear him call in to EODR? He sounds like he's in his late 20's early 30's. We've been had. There was probably no surgery, either.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 30, 2016, 03:19:49 PM
Wrong again, Wicked Witch of Cape Giradeu !
My past due internet bill AND April's bill will be paid on Friday & I will discuss with MV who is having the parking lot strengthened and resurface to hold the weight of the full armored cars waiting at the Exxon station to deliver his millions, precisely when he wishes me to host the Gabcast.
And Goodwill called.
Your broom is ready and waiting for pickup.

If you're addressing me, why did you also quote Yorkie? Do you not know how to work a 'quote' button yet?

Who's paying your internet bill? Cuz we all know it's not you. One of your benefactors? What's it like to have a sugar daddy at your age Senda?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 29, 2016, 06:50:45 AM
Extra special thanks go out to Inglorious Bitch for having the idea in the first place, and Yorkshire Pud for handling the party.

I had some help from Pyewacket. She held them down while I threaten to beat them with a wet noodle if they didn't show up. And don't be so modest about your new "lifestyle". The money I raised will go towards your sex reassignment surgery. Move over Kaitlin Jenner, there's a new diva in town.

Quote from: 73s on March 30, 2016, 01:28:01 PM
I've been lurking for many months and finally decided to get an account.

Welcome!

Quote from: zeebo on March 30, 2016, 02:53:15 AM
Anyone that's curious:  Yes, George asked "What if Einstein had a computer?"

What if Jorch Nuri had a brain?

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on March 30, 2016, 11:33:21 AM
I've been real good, thanks.  Starting an interesting new gig on Monday.  How is school treating you?

With the high cost of tuition, you should consider charging a small, monthly user fee for access to all private threads, BTW.  Same as any site hosting company would.

Falkie's too cheap for something like that.

Quote from: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on March 30, 2016, 11:04:53 AM
LETS GIVE HIM NO TIME SERVED, AS LONG AS HE DOES ONE SOON...

Does that count as community service?

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 29, 2016, 12:27:47 PM


Word is bobo17 already knows the date.

Of course he does. He's a founding member.

Quote from: littlechris on March 28, 2016, 02:30:55 PM
Deleted??

Not only his he deleting posts, but he's adding to people's posts. 

As drone said, he's even editing what MV posts.

EVERYONE has gone out of their way to be nice to the guy, but even so, he's begun to attack people.

One poster in particular, who has always been a supporter, was attacked when he tried to help Falkie by posting a helpful video.

And now he's saying people are trolling him. lol

Stock Falkie. I knew this would happen, but did not realize that it would happen so soon. What's this, like the 2nd day of his thread being up? He will never change. He just wants money and his ass kissed. He will never show gratitude towards anyone. He will never do a day of work in his life. Work is beneath him. He will be a grifter for life. What's left of it. I just found out that a coworker had a massive stroke and may not make it. She was a mature lady (late 50's, early 60's) who was very overweight. Everyone thinks they will live forever.

Quote from: coaster on March 28, 2016, 12:05:11 PM
You must be exhausted.

Time for a 3 hour nap.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 28, 2016, 08:03:23 AM
I did not click on that because  the description made it look as if it was a work of fiction, IMO.
it was too much effort and I could not be bothered. I hate anything even slightly associated with work. Work is for suckers who don't know how to game the system. Now send me some money.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on March 27, 2016, 08:26:13 PM
Hopefully he will tell the tale of Hairy Baby. It is a story from Susanville, CA and apparently well known there.

How much are you going to pay him?

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 27, 2016, 08:12:00 PM
  I made a request that he researched this story and paid him a fee to do so. 

There  we go. Thought it was too good to be true.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 27, 2016, 07:44:52 PM
Indeed.  But I got busted again by Mrs. Walks_At_Night while watching it.

She already thinks I'm a nut for listening to the crap that I listen to.  To top it off there is no good answer as to
"why are you watching that? Who is that guy?". 

My penance will be to drop off the internet and go watch a Doris Day movie with her.   Pillow Talk - God help me.
*Sigh*   :

Next time tell her that this guy is a relationship guru and you are trying to become a better husband. We women eat shit like that up.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 27, 2016, 05:42:26 PM
I wonder if I could talk him in to inviting IB? 

Someone on this board asked if I wanted in and he would put in a good word for me. But then I could only say glowing things about our Dear Leader. That would cramp my style.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on March 27, 2016, 07:24:32 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_QG4YWClPE

Senda does good. Interesting subject, the story does not sound like you are reading it but rather telling it and the camera was not looking up your nose.
All in all it is OK. Good job.

I loved it. Falkie was actually entertaining and this time for all the right reasons.

I'm now subscribed to your channel.

Quote from: whoozit on March 27, 2016, 04:33:13 PM
A club that wouldn't want me as a member I wouldn't want...wait a minute.

Quote from: coaster on March 27, 2016, 04:29:21 PM
The forum that shall not be named finally caved and gave him his own special little subsection so he would quit crying and complaining. I bet he was really excited and thought he achieved something, didn't he? Bet he squeeled like a pig.
The irony of all this is he already has a forum that is exclusively his. Funny how his friends and supporters didn't follow him to his boardhost forum. Surely friends would do that.. Makes one think if his supporters are truly even supporting him or if perhaps he is just the large, sweaty butt of a joke.
but about the falkies fart fortress... Thanks MV. This actually killed quite a few birds with one stone.

Considering how few people are posting there (3 at most including Senda himself) and his love of Superman, it should be renamed Falkie's Fortress of Solitude.

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 27, 2016, 03:57:15 PM
My one post has been deleted, along with my account. I guess I am not one of the cool kids. That's ok. With sufficient counseling, I should be able to get over the trauma of knowing I am not wanted on a forum. Seems like as a psychic, she would be able to save herself a lot of work by not approving accounts she knew she was going to delete/ban a month later.

OMG! Gravity, you've been bullied!! Why are there so many aggressive and unpleasant people online?! Why?! Thank goodness that you are now in a safe, aggression free zone, not at that horrible place were you were victimized.

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 27, 2016, 03:19:59 PM
That right there is THE definition of a zero interest loan.

LOL! Falkie's probably pissed we are discussing Kathy's tatas.

Quote from: Who on March 27, 2016, 02:37:21 PM
  I'm going to take out a title loan on Kathy's car.

When I read that, I thought it said a titty loan.    Had to do a double take.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on March 27, 2016, 02:10:04 PM
That way, you could maybe try to curb your jealousy.

You're right. It's killing me that you are all having fun without me.