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Quote from: pyewacket on April 01, 2016, 01:28:10 AM
I didn't mind helping you IB, sweetie darling. They were a difficult bunch to manage, but it was for a good cause. One of them was nice enough to give me a lift home, too.

So that's where you disappeared to for the weekend!

Quote from: ItsOver on April 02, 2016, 09:44:13 AM
Another excuse for Pud to breakout the frilly finest.

He doesn't need an excuse.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on April 01, 2016, 02:23:55 PM
akwilly - as you seem to have taken a keen interest in my son, Gerry Jr., I feel that I must share something with you.  I was watching the latest episode of A&E's new show "60 Days In" via DVR on my lunch break, and may have caught a glimpse of him in the lock-up. 

I smell a road trip. You and Akwilly could be the next Thelma and Louise.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 01, 2016, 02:11:27 PM
Yes!  God does answer prayers.

That's just what I was thinking. Since it's gonna be a regular GC now, we need Little Chris and EODR Myke to co-host. 

Quote from: dipp on March 31, 2016, 08:12:46 PM
i guess patty knows how to give great titty rubs.

She's got the hands for it.

Quote from: whoozit on March 31, 2016, 08:27:01 PM
This is like the third time this week I've had to pour bleach in my eyes.  It can't be good for them.

Here ya go!

Quote from: akwilly on March 31, 2016, 08:16:17 PM
after watching Rambo I was inspired to learn how to breath out of my Weiner. I can inhale pretty good now so I gotta be careful what type of food I dip it in. I prefer sour cream to mayo mostly because I like the burn.

If you use a yoghurt/kiwi puree, you will also exfoliate dead skin cells.

Quote from: dipp on March 31, 2016, 08:12:46 PM
yet they are all still best friends. i guess patty knows how to give great titty rubs.
and  i assume she has NO idea she's being talked about like this. but i get an inbox from falk with this:

guess he covered all his bases with that clause.

Senda doesn't like others to discuss him, so why is he talking behind his friends' backs? 

Quote from: whoozit on March 31, 2016, 07:46:21 PM
Thanks a lot.  It's coming up to potato salad season and you put me off mayo again.

Potatoes, ranch dressing and bacon. I don't really know how to cook, but if I had to make potato salad, that's how I would do it.

Quote from: akwilly on March 31, 2016, 07:50:16 PM
no. Not all of us were raised in a zoo.

I'm sorry you've missed out, but no time like the present to make up for lost time.

Quote from: username on March 31, 2016, 04:33:47 PM
Nope, but ill make myself look horrible for your enjoyment....


There was just a lot of public sex, and receiving oral in a back seat of a car while the girls mother drove the car home..... I wish i could say this was a lie and made up, but it happened. I can even tell you what happened to the girl later on in life. I use her as a reference at times on the show.

Aw sweetie.....you are innocent. Everybody's had sex in public.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 31, 2016, 06:33:59 PM
Senda didn't tell you then? It was revealed by him (surprises eh?) That the only way Sweaty Kathy will suck his little sausage is if it's covered in mayo. Presumably to hide the taste and stink of stale piss.

Falkie himself told us all that many times. His tard friends don't even know him as well as we do.

Why is he doing a video in pajamas? Again?! And why does he have to stop to and eat and drink during a short video? Is he dying of hunger and thirst? And I don't work at the DMV. That's Laura Kinch. Surely Falkie can't be this stupid that he can't keep two of the few women who post on this thread straight. Oh, BTW Falkie says he is fat (almost 400 pounds) because of some alleged injuries. No mention of the non-stop inhaling of burgers and Cinabon. Also, Senda is not from Pittsburgh. He lived there 6 months of his life and wasn't even born there. He is as fake as a 3 dollar bill.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on March 31, 2016, 04:13:49 PM
I'd buy all but one person on the thread a drink. We're all buddies here.

I'll take a B-52 shot. Thank you.

Quote from: username on March 31, 2016, 03:58:17 PM
Oh my.

LOL. This thread will steal you innocence.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on March 31, 2016, 02:44:58 PM
Do the people in his forum tell him that they like to look up his nose while he tries to read a paragraph without flubbing too much?

Someone must be telling him they like that shit.

Quote from: username on March 31, 2016, 02:43:46 PM
You're implying that our boy watches hentai?

With a jar of mayo. Next time you have Falkie on your show, ask him what he makes Kathy do with mayo.

Quote from: 73s on March 31, 2016, 02:29:33 PM
Art, come on, open lines on April Fool's Day, tell us about your connection with Mr. Bobo

+1

Quote from: bobo17 on March 31, 2016, 12:20:41 PM
All
its with great sadness that i announce that i have decided to cancel the meeting
with Art, Keith and Heather.
i warned all of you not to mock me, but some smart asses decided to pretend they are
tough (of course hiding behind an avatar).
This is very unfortuante for all of the people here on Bellgab have admired me and repsected me since the beginng.  I was a founding member of Bellgab.  I have received over 700+ print out replies encouraging me to continue with the meeting.  Again, do to the actions of a few loosers, i am withdrawing and cancelling (at great expense to me personally - air fair) this upcoming meeting.
We were only a few days away from having this heather nightmare resolved once and for all, but again a few idiots had to try to prove they were tough (anoynomosly) and mocked me after being warned that i would not be mocked.

I am truly sorry to all my fellow bellgabers.

Its possible, and i will say this again, possible that i may be encouraged to schedule another meeting, if i get the recognition and respect that i deserve.  I have a unique connection to the host that should not be taken lightly.  I have an unusual amount of influence and that infulence could be used for all of our benifits.   Please if you support my efforts continue to send messages to my inbox, but more importantly to post support for my efforts on this board PUBLICLY, as this will encourage the "haters" to stop mocking my inside access, and treat me with the respect i deserve.

I no this is deeply frustrating to all those who put thier confidences in me.
Its almost over, but not completely over (depending on the responses).

thanks
bobo

Hi Falkie. Are you bored on your private thread already?

Quote from: MAX on March 31, 2016, 12:41:28 PM


Not that anyone really gives a shit what I think and although it pains me to say it I agree totally with Mr Vashtar. Nuke this thread completely of Senda and his misguided apostles , banish them to the cornfields.

Senda has many frenemies.

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 31, 2016, 12:45:29 PM
Yes, my dear, and I am here to defend your honor. I know SV prefers to perform his own Dirty Salt Lick (quite a talent I might add), but I know in my heart of hearts, your reputation for clean (almost sterile) sexual acts will never be blemished while on my watch.

Thank you.   

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 31, 2016, 11:52:31 AM
Cleanliness is next to godliness.

And I'm pretty damn godly! I just looked up Dirt Sanchez in the Urban Dictionary...ew. And I'm a germophobe to boot.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 31, 2016, 11:16:47 AM
Oh, while you are flicking through the Urban Dictionary, looking for filthy sexual practices that your clients might be interested in adding to the 'services offered' list, look up Dirty Sanchez, because that's what I've just done to you. (((hugs))). 

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 31, 2016, 10:59:15 AM
You're welcome. 'nob' is short for 'noble',

You of all people should know that nob is short for penis.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nob&utm_source=search-action


Nob:

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

Quote from: onan on March 31, 2016, 10:47:01 AM
What the fuck does falkie need another thread for?

Falkie needs a secret place where he can giggle and touch himself to big breasted cartoons without everyone on the entire forum knowing what a nob he is.

Anyone else get this email?:

Dear Club 19.5 member,

By mutual agreement between Richard and Keith, the Other Side of Midnight program will be moving to another distribution platform shortly.

We'll also be switching to different membership platform software and pay system next month. In order to accomplish this, we will first need to stop the "auto-renew" of your membership monthly charge at PayPal by cancelling the subscription from our Dark Matter Digital Network end.

YOU WILL RECEIVE A NOTICE FROM PAYPAL OF THIS SUBSCRIPTION CANCELLATION, WHEN THIS HAPPENS TOMORROW..

Your membership login will STILL WORK at the DMDN website until May 15th. So while your PayPal account won't be charged in April by DMDN, you will still have access to the archives until the new system is in place.

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Your MITD subscription will not change and not be affected by the change in your OSOM subscription.

Keith and RCH

Quote from: brig on March 31, 2016, 08:41:07 AM

It is fun getting to know George in his Fortress, where he can share portions of his life that he wants to share, in a friendly Bellahaven-esque environment IMO.

Has Falkie regaled you with tales of how he read medical journals at aged three and understood them? Or how he died, was packed in ice like some whitefish and then brought back to life THREE days later? You should ask him about that. 

if you listen long enough he will tell you how he was the first man to walk on the moon and about the time he discovered the cure for cancer.

Quote from: whoozit on March 30, 2016, 06:59:19 PM

Aww! He's so cute! I want to adopt him!

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 30, 2016, 06:34:24 PM

I also had to help Kathy join AAA. That money was part of what would have paid my internet bill.

Why doesn't slobette pay her own bills? She also gets a gift from the American taxpayer each month. What does she do with that money? How many stuffed animals can a woman in her 60's buy each month before rats piss on them?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 30, 2016, 06:34:24 PM
Not irresponsible at all. My bank kept charging the fees for my online checking account between deposits, over drew me then paid the charges I had money to pay for before they did it & charged even more NSF on top of those.
They did that for 4 months running & refunded most of the charges and I closed that account in February.
I also had to help Kathy join AAA. That money was part of what would have paid my internet bill.
Once again, you too, can only speculate what happens in my life.
And like so many of you on here, you're frequently NEVER right.
I'm not overdrawn now, nor will I be in the future.
Mind your own business unless YOU are either keeping track of my account or paying my bills.

Why are you attacking OLG? What the hell is wrong with you?