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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 13, 2016, 12:18:19 PM
If you need product photography give me a shout; but shipping the GABCAST (tm) merchandise (underwear, blow up dolls, mugs, phone cases, t shirts, sex toys, custom condoms, baseball hats) might be more expensive than getting it done over there.

Oh my. I think there's a whole other side of Yorkie that we know nothing about.




Bellgab custom condoms.    I think Falkie and this site is the last thing anyone wants to think of when they are getting jiggy with it.

Great show guys! I hear Chefist will be on next Saturday.

Quote from: The Alcoholic on April 13, 2016, 10:01:42 AM
It feels a little... warm

That's only because everyone pisses in it.

Quote from: chefist on April 13, 2016, 10:00:12 AM

I've managed businesses and been in business meetings. They were NOT held out on the street for all to see. They were in private meetings among employees and managers and the higher ups.

Which universe was this in, now?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 13, 2016, 09:50:57 AM
Alcoholic IB. Well, when you think of the stuff she has to do on a 'professional' basis it's no wonder she has to get shitfaced to perform some of that nasty stuff.

Could you please behave? We have company.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 13, 2016, 09:45:03 AM
Hello Alcoholic, IB

Hi Billy!

Quote from: Who on April 13, 2016, 09:28:19 AM
Senda hasn't take his blood pressure meds all week.  That's beyond stupid and there's no excuse for it.

It's his mother's fault. No, wait, it's Bellgab's fault. No, it's that haterz. That's the ticket...it's the haterz fault. Knew it couldn't be Senda's fault.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,2472.0.html

Kinda related, lots of good vids

Quote from: 73s on April 13, 2016, 05:06:57 AM
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Good morning!

GM! I love this picture!

Quote from: chefist on April 13, 2016, 08:45:26 AM
...it's the meth talking!

I like the exclamation marks! It makes everything sound so.......exciting!

Quote from: chefist on April 13, 2016, 09:03:43 AM
***BREAKING NEWS! GEORGE IS MAKING A COMEBACK***

This just in from the underground operatives working inside Falkenburg's Fortress. George's health continues to deteriorate, but he may still do a GabCast in the future.

Stay tuned...

Quote from: Falkie2013 on Yesterday at 05:31:55 PM
MV said he's not mad.
I haven't even taken my blood pressure meds all week or shaved.
Soon I would look like a fat Clint Eastwood on a very tired horse.
I suggested 2 weeks but that is up to him.

This is the biggest thing going on in Senda's life? Whether he's on a podcast or not? This is what has kept him unshaven all week? God forbid he have to deal with a real crisis.

Quote from: chefist on April 12, 2016, 10:52:59 PM
I consider that an honor and accept! I will prepare for the broadcast and represent BlogGab and BellGab to my utmost!

Will you also be eating, drinking and talking with your mouth full like Falkie during your interview?

Quote from: pyewacket on April 12, 2016, 08:40:20 PM
That's just one of the many chapters of SV's formative years. 

Saw this and thought of you.

Quote from: nbirnes on April 12, 2016, 05:49:00 PM
Yay! And hope plans are forming up for a nice BellGab store?

Praise brig! 👯

I could use a "My other mug is a Falkie mug" mug for my herbal tea.

Quote from: jazmunda on April 12, 2016, 09:57:54 PM
Doing nothing can be tiresome. I've been on BellGab all day and I'm pooped.

Please tell me there were some burps. Don't even tease me if there was the hint of wind from below.

This is Falkie we're talking about. You know his motto is "Better out than in! Pull my finger!"

Quote from: jazmunda on April 12, 2016, 07:29:27 PM
I've seen this posted. Someone likened it to him eating at an all you can eat buffet. Is that true?

He ate and drank through the entire 2 hours, because he was starving, he said. He apparently did not have time during the day where he is home doing nothing to eat and do some show prep. So he had to eat during the Gabcast and tell us that he did not have enough time to prepare for the show. He must have been super busy at work all week.

Quote from: trostol on April 12, 2016, 09:32:48 PM
yeah

Yes, we need more fodder to keep this thread going. This thread must never die.

Quote from: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on April 12, 2016, 04:53:14 PM
I feel like I'm in a lineup. Are they going to take mug shots.

No, but you will be frisked.

Quote from: rekcuf on April 12, 2016, 08:16:43 PM

Sweet Falkenberg / good times never seemed so good / I'd be inclined / To believe they never would...

You'll be hearing from Neil's lawyers for defiling his song.

Quote from: starrmtn001 on April 12, 2016, 07:44:54 PM
Hey there Gravity!

You'll have to wait.  Tomorrow is moving day and I'm just too busy right now.  Wanted to peek in for a moment to see how things were going.  The page count is fl- lying!!!

Okay, back to it.  See ya later.

Good luck! Moving is a bitch.

Quote from: VoteQuimby on April 12, 2016, 06:16:50 PM
Nice to see both Jaz and Aldous floating around today. 

+1

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 12, 2016, 06:44:32 AM
Fun fact: That guy is called Bernard Cribbins and I met him once at a fete when I was a kid. I was trying to bring down a coconut with a wooden ball (called the 'coconut shy' over here) and I kept missing. Cribbins was the guest of honour and saw my hapless flailing about, so he got them to allow me to get a bit closer to try and knock one down. But I was still shit.

What's this?! A young SV was terrible at sports?! I never would have guessed. This is quite the revelation.

Quote from: VoteQuimby on April 12, 2016, 12:03:05 PM
brig, Inglorious Bitch, ponyboysunset, 1970s San Francisco lesbians... I don't see a trend. I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Don't forget his mother that he wished to hell.

Quote from: chefist on April 12, 2016, 11:50:02 AM
BREAKING NEWS! THE GREAT BREACHING CONTINUES AT FALKENBERG'S FORTRESS!

This post was leaked on the internet just this morning! It is clear the walls of Jericho are falling and that all of the sins of it's inhabitants are being exposed!

In this post, George unleashes his wrath on PBS and IB....


Quote from: Falkie2013 on Today at 01:17:40 AM
I have NO idea what Helm's Deep is.
However, I have just looked in the gossip thread and see NO evidence of Brig posting information from this forum there.
However, multiple pages/quotes from THIS forum are being posted there.
AND Inglorious Bitch can't take even a small JOKE about herself.
Thin NOT thck skin.
And Ponyboysunset is hypersensitive about her sexuality because she thinks I SAID she was a lesbian when I was referring to SF lesbians.
Which is total bs and I said it there.
I suspect that I am being sent a lot of disinformation and lies about people in my inboxes.
Not all the disinformation on the net is about UFO's.
And I have been going after Little Chris and others over there for their bs and lies.

Misogynists gonna mysogynize.

Quote from: Defwhale on April 12, 2016, 08:53:07 AM
cowered in the back when Little Chris knocked on the door?

He cowered and told Kathy to shut up.

Quote from: whoozit on April 12, 2016, 11:24:30 AM
Gigantic - check.  Cow - check.  Cash - he's broke, haven't you been watching his videos?

Can't afford to do laundry but can afford a woo woo conference complete with overnight say at a hotel.

Quote from: VoteQuimby on April 12, 2016, 11:22:29 AM
Falkie is a gigantic cash cow that fell into MV's lap. Why wouldn't he be doing everything to milk him?

MV could milk Senda himself, or could pimp him out for someone else to milk. (Like Senda used to pimp out lactating prostitutes) Either way, caching!

Quote from: chefist on April 12, 2016, 10:38:09 AM
We have been able to piece together 30 pages of thread in just a day or so! When I was banished from the Fortress, George only had 30 pages...though most of those were his classic long, heavily spaced, video laden posts that forced MV to give him the Musings thread in the first place!

Rock on, folks! And long live the BlogGab of BellGab!

Braise MV!

This is my new favorite thread.

Quote from: chefist on April 11, 2016, 08:25:45 PM
This thread is taking shape! I'm, I'm...

I'm verklempt. Tawk amongst yourselves!

Quote from: whoozit on April 11, 2016, 08:07:00 PM
I once found two empty candy wrappers on the shitter in a stall.  Not sure which is worse.

One of my male co-workers told me that someone had left a chicken wing in a urinal in the mens bathroom. He didn't say if it was eaten or not. I don't work there any more.