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Quote from: VoteQuimby on April 14, 2016, 01:41:18 PM
These guys are so fucked. They don't have money for a follow up host. Their flagship is a person who has no experience going for five hours. They have zero advertising. They have no platform to distribute their program other than to be a drop in the ocean online. All of their social media buzz hates the show. We're seeing reports every day of people cancelling out of anger waking up to the game that got played on them. This isn't even taking in Heather's psychological state. Who takes her place when she has a breakdown which is coming sooner than later? She hasn't had a break in five months and everything is falling apart around her. Now that Hoagland is gone, there's no backup quarterback conceivably. There's no way this is going to continue more than a few more weeks.

The should have tapped Falkie for thse 2 hours. His motor mouth would have run without interruptions.

Quote from: chefist on April 13, 2016, 08:42:07 PM
Sourdough bread I made with my own mother...it came out rather well...I need to post more culinary topics here...

You are the best of BellGab!

Chefist, why does this loaf of bread look like a brown eye? As in, When the brown eye winks, the whole room stinks. Was it baked in honor of Bellgab? Is this a passive aggressive way of telling us all to kiss your ass? Inquiring minds want to know.

Quote from: whoozit on April 14, 2016, 11:39:07 AM
Now I'm hearing your posts in Fran's voice.  Thanks a lot.

Cue Fran Drescher laugh:

Ahahahahah!

Quote from: Dateline on April 14, 2016, 11:29:40 AM
Since I have such a hobbit of conversing to myself, I might as well record it and call it a pod cast.  Beginning June 4, 2016, you will begin to have access to my new podcast "Other Voices.", not just paranormal but modern media and society.

I'll listen!

Quote from: Coz on April 14, 2016, 10:14:58 AM
Been gone for months... Since Heather took over.

Can I get a short summary?

Everything you need to know is here.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,9679.0.html

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 14, 2016, 10:41:45 AM
Better than being richly embarrassing, you despicable harlot.

Let's save the pet names for the bedroom.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 14, 2016, 10:37:47 AM
I'd rather have worms than crabs.

And yet you have both. It's an embarrassment of riches!

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 14, 2016, 10:30:41 AM
Just call me 'the human flashlight'.

I prefer to think of you as the human inchworm.

Quote from: Who on April 14, 2016, 10:29:02 AM
Happy days at the Fortress . . .Overeaters Anonymous Convention

Quote from: 73s on April 14, 2016, 05:52:56 AM
From an outsider's view this is certainly the impression I had.  I feel like Keith/Art either really have no idea how to run their own show or just don't give a damn sometimes. I don't get it. Do they ever listen to advice or pay attention to what critics say, I wonder. I mean, yes, there are trolls but I would think you would want to see the negative feedback to look for ways to improve.  Even people with vast experience need to be given real feedback and take action on it if they want their product to be the best it can be.

Not when you have an ego the size of Mt. Rushmore. Your post makes perfect sense to reasonable people, but not to a narcissist type who thinks they have all the answers and the sun shines out of their ass.

Quote from: jazmunda on April 13, 2016, 07:00:15 PM
I'd like to hear a podcast with IB and SV.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 14, 2016, 08:44:34 AM
Yeah, then while you're spanking it you can pretend it's to a woman.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 14, 2016, 08:54:05 AM
It'll be to 2 women if you're on the podcast with me.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on April 14, 2016, 08:55:10 AM
Just curious when I got a sex change IB.....LOL

You didn't! SV did.

Quote from: Who on April 14, 2016, 08:50:35 AM

So tell us again about your plans to make millions by becoming a giant in the woo woo industry.

He's already a giant, so he's half way there.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 14, 2016, 08:44:34 AM
Yeah, then while you're spanking it you can pretend it's to a woman.

It'll be to 2 women if you're on the podcast with me.

Quote from: MR. Spock on April 13, 2016, 08:39:44 PM
who is going to prank hw tonight

He is?

Quote from: chefist on April 13, 2016, 08:31:05 PM
***UPDATE! GEORGE BANISHES A51D TO THE CORNFIELD!***

Quote from: Falkie2013 on Today at 09:24:01 PM
If people behave and don't TROLL on here or do things to hurt the integrity of this forum they are welcome.
Oh yes, Das Ubertroll Area 1 cent crashed drone is kaput and is banned forever.

All hail MV !

The fortress still stands?

Quote from: littlechris on April 13, 2016, 07:34:32 PM
Yes please call in agai..  Oh wait, NO MORE podcasts for the Senda Monster.

Bwaaa Hahahahaha!!!

From now on, whenever I hear the phrase, " I made you and I can break you" I'll always think of you.  Little Chris, keeping it G.

Quote from: jazmunda on April 13, 2016, 07:13:20 PM
You just triggered some serious PTSD.

Quote from: jazmunda on April 13, 2016, 07:06:27 PM
I think that's an accent too far.

Oh, that's right. People's heads may explode!

Quote from: jazmunda on April 13, 2016, 07:00:15 PM
I'd like to hear a podcast with IB and SV.

Care to make it a threesome, LOL!

Quote from: jazmunda on April 13, 2016, 06:41:48 PM
Oh no. I'm sunbathing on the Titanic.

And in the nude, too! You dirty boy!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 13, 2016, 06:43:46 PM
Exactly what I tell my North Carolina native co-workers when I drop my nasally Detroitness on them. 

Been here forever and still they'll come up and hit me with "Say crayon"  "Say milk"   "Say Garage"

Keep the faith Ibby!

Someone I know who is not from NY thinks it's funny to say 'salid' in a nasally voice everytime that I say the word 'salad'.





Ahahahaha


I may need to change my avatar.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 13, 2016, 06:36:10 PM
If she sounded like a cross between the Sopranos and Alex Jones, that was Incorrigible Bitch.

I don't have an accent. I don't know what you're talking about.

Quote from: chefist on April 13, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
BellGab recycles itself rather efficiently! Absolutely no idea! It's all organic...let's have a good time right now! I put my name on the thread not out of ego, but as an easy way for people to avoid it if they didn't like me or the content!

Wuuut...who doesn't like you, gossip or Bellgab?!

Quote from: Zulu on April 13, 2016, 03:38:50 PM
Hello, I called the other night. I'm still trying to figure out my way around this neighbourhood. Speaking of being lost. Imagine being lost in Johannesburg yesterday. If the hijackers don't attack you then Mufasa might: http://traveller24.news24.com/MyTravels/pics-is-that-a-lion-in-braamfontein-joburg-20160412

Welcome! Great call to Senda. It was the better part of his show.

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on April 13, 2016, 02:12:28 PM
I would like to order a disappearing Falkie's Fortress mug where the Fortress disappears when something hot is poured in it, and STFU emerges in its place.

Yes! Make it so Number One.

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on April 13, 2016, 02:05:34 PM
Someone ate WAAAYYYY too many ketchup Doritos.

Looks more like a Vindaloo situation.

Quote from: chefist on April 13, 2016, 01:42:36 PM
LOL...almost afraid to know but what is that about?

He slides up and down a wooden board on his hands alone. It's an impressive feat for anyone but especially a cat daddy in his 60's.

Quote from: chefist on April 13, 2016, 01:40:11 PM
At the next will call for volunteers, I'll tell him about it so he can throw his name in the ring...and explain he'll be co-hosting and will be asked questions and can ask anything to the others as well...

Ask about the sliding board.

Quote from: brig on April 13, 2016, 01:15:59 PM
I hope to see merchandise with bellgab show hosts, and podcasts logos on them at the BellGab store as well, DarkCity, EndOfDaysRadio, etc, etc etc.

Yes, and I like your idea about ufoship becoming a network.