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Quote from: Jojo on April 26, 2018, 02:45:42 PM
Needs to be a lean night bec i had ice cream last nite and pcos is unforgiving.

New techniques to curb PM snacking:

One sesame seed at a time.
A couple granules of fiber at a time.
A caraway seed.
And the usuals, broth, water...

Take a page out of Art’s playbook. Superglue on the lips.

Much easier to not snack at all than it is to try and moderate.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 26, 2018, 01:53:03 PM
I think it was early on. Even Art admitted it was a bad idea afterwards. Catchy title, that's all.

Truth

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 26, 2018, 01:36:07 PM
was that following his REAL FRIENDS AND WHAT HE HAS DONE FOR THEM...DONATIONS TO THEM MIGHT HAVE BEEN INCLUDED

hey, that reminds me
what about that poor pizza delivery person he stiffed ?
what about those POOR AMERICANS in Puerto Rico ?
what about those Texans ?

WTF ? What was I thinking ?

You were probably too busy grieving over the victims from the Las Vegas shooting.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 26, 2018, 01:47:36 PM
He had White Crow on the list and said he got a hoodie.

Was the Indian 7-11 or reservation?

7-11. 84 character name ending in something like devinthermanswamnimsonthon or some reasonable facsimile thereof.

I do vaguely remember that part.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 26, 2018, 01:25:58 PM
Did anyone else catch the part where he listed his REAL friend and what they have given him?

I don’t remember it if I did. Lobster roll and Disgruntled Sandwich kept distracting me and when that Indian (dot, not feather) guy came in I got hungry for curry.

Quote from: Lord Grantham on April 26, 2018, 01:24:32 PM
The Nye County Sheriff's Office left a wreath at the gravesite.

Delivery by Jackstar

Quote from: mv on April 26, 2018, 01:00:21 PM
I'd say $75 is arbitrarily awesome.

$61.26 is 19.5 x pi

Further investigation is required.

Quote from: mv on April 26, 2018, 12:50:07 PM
your generosity is appreciated.  thanks!

Doesn’t it seem that $75 is a rather arbitrary amount?

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on April 26, 2018, 12:26:58 PM

Blood thirsty vulture

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on April 26, 2018, 12:17:45 PM
OMG
from Falkie’s OWN MOUTH...
I am sorry, but WOMEN just don’t know about computers, I like to talk to a MAN about computers !

(has he looked in his GIANT RED SHORTS lately?)

Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile.

Quote from: bellNwhistle on April 26, 2018, 12:07:07 PM
You wound me to my very core.

That's okay.  It's a pretty rotten core. 

Damn. I guess now I know how Bugs felt.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 26, 2018, 12:02:22 PM
They used to be so hip...What went wrong?

Nickleback

Quote from: bellNwhistle on April 26, 2018, 11:42:34 AM
damn, that’s pretty generous! My donation makes me look like a putz.

Um no. Your bulbous nose, the strip mall lip injections and the New Kids On the Block tattoo on your neck make you look like putz.

Quote from: FallenSeraph on April 26, 2018, 10:42:59 AM
I laughed at that too. 

His video today has ads in it. Either he's been monetized again or he's just lying about Super Chat because YouTube takes a percentage of Super Chat donations. (Or doesn't know how to turn it on.)

I think I heard him say he got a check for like $6 from that third party youtube profit skimmer. So he must have been monetized.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 26, 2018, 11:25:42 AM

Oh jeeze yes!!! And the surprise guest is Patty..

His sister

Quote from: Juan on April 26, 2018, 04:08:47 AM
Everyone talks about Airyn being a child bride, but wasn’t she a college graduate with several years experience as a teacher? If so, that would put her in her mid to late 20s at the marriage and not much, if any, younger than Heather.

I think it was early 20’s and they were married 12 years so that would make her about 33-35. Heather is 42.

Quote from: brig on April 26, 2018, 04:05:16 AM
We are SO misunderstood

Yep. You should have heard the shriek when falkie found a Skype request from grub.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on April 26, 2018, 03:51:20 AM
Lmao. Quality post.
Knowing my luck it will be the mystic dingbat in the desert. Lol.

Working titles include “Desserts in the Desert”, “Just Desserts”, “50 Shades of Greys”, “Rattling Cages and Other Frightening Tales From the Desert”, and “Cats, Covens and Bells”.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on April 26, 2018, 03:48:40 AM
I go back to work today so could you all not post anything until about 11am eastern time when I go to lunch. Thanks. Lol.
Btw I have reached on conclusion in all of this. None of us are ever going to know what happened. I am hoping we might get a new host out of this. Maybe one with actual broadcast experience, like on real radio.

Bill Birnes is in discussions with Producer Michelle to coauthor a book.

Quote from: FallenSeraph on April 26, 2018, 02:33:41 AM
RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD

He needs funds to chip talkie. If talkie doesn’t have a chip, that is.

Quote from: dsz on April 26, 2018, 02:25:18 AM


Reading everything here the past few days has been the funniest thing I have ever experienced on the internet ever, and that's from someone who grew to like Heather (until a few days ago).

I must say I am proud of Heather for learning a new word / catchphrase in "agony". Will tomorrow be "agonized mourning" or "mournful agony"? Do they allow witches on Sesame Street?

And back to that tombstone thing... This could be the perfect chance for Keith to recruit a national pizza brand or Pahrump burial monument company to advertise. No one knows tombstones like witches know tombstones.

We stand at the ready to bring humor to the masses at the drop of a talk show host.

Welcome to BellGab. Post often.

Viva la disclosure

p.s. I am going with a morning full of agonization.

Quote from: FallenSeraph on April 26, 2018, 02:08:46 AM
It took 3.68 minutes for the well-dressed burrito to get banned, but the innocent "where am I?" lobster roll came back for the win.

I'm running out of foods.

That guy is no fun.

And we also learned tonight that he SUCKS at talking about the paranormal off the cuff. Audition questions "from Keith" that he could not answer:

- Describe one haunted place in the Bay area.

- What's your favorite paranormal book and why? (He starts taking books off his shelf and flipping through them desperately. Good attempt at winging it, though.)

- Thoughts on the latest Art news, including his deposition in which he vividly describes UFO sightings under oath; and Ed Opperman's alleged conversations with Art about some of the best shows being scripted because, per Art to Ed, "it's not news; it's entertainment."

BONUS FAIL: He thought Greg Kinnear was a motivational speaker and potential MITD host.

Whoever came on as that really long Indian name that I'm not even going to try to spell had me rolling on the floor laughing.

Thank God I was halfway hammered from strawberry martinis. SNOOZEFEST.

I had him going pretty good asking why he couldn’t take a Skype call from Keith.

At the end he finally got Skype working. Well not really. He rebooted his mac and when it restarted skype popped up. He saw the skype request from Brig and went kinda nuts. Figured for sure it was her that locked up his laptop.

Quote from: zeebo on April 26, 2018, 01:56:41 AM
I'm really friggin close to quitting this whole friggin scene! ......  Wait, never mind, I'm good.

Keith is waiting for the other squirrel

https://twitter.com/keithrowland/status/989396334611345408

MV must have tried to turn AdSense back on

Quote from: Kolchak on April 26, 2018, 01:47:05 AM
Aaaaand we’re back to regularly scheduled shitposting.

Did anyone else quit?

Quote from: FallenSeraph on April 26, 2018, 12:45:48 AM
LOLOLOLOL and down goes the sandwich. BANNED.

😂

Quote from: Pizzapunch on April 26, 2018, 12:29:51 AM
So she's claiming that she's also designing the tombstone and needs more time off

Who’s?

Quote from: FallenSeraph on April 25, 2018, 11:38:21 PM
Disrespectful Sandwich is in the house.

Damn I've had a 4-course meal and the guy is still online.

Dessert?

Quote from: Catsmile on April 25, 2018, 11:29:01 PM
# Queef Owns Dark Matter Digital Network, This We Know
# We don't know if he owns none, part, or all of MitD, He might own it
# Queef Can Put What He Want 2 In The MitD Tiem Slot
# Especially if the time slot remains "empty"
# Doesn't Have 2 B A Show Called MitD
# Goblins & Such Seemz 2 B Trending
# The Only People Who Know Are Acting Like Neophytes 2 B Kind

# KeithKnewArtTheLongest
# TookItInTheShortsTheDeepest
# HopeArtRememberedNeckBeardInTheWill

http://vt.co/news/weird/priests-are-being-trained-in-exorcism-following-a-spate-of-demonic-possessions