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Quote from: trostol on December 27, 2015, 05:12:37 PM
Darth has gone a bit too far into the Dark Side lol

And she put me on the ignore list LOL

Quote from: gabrielle on December 27, 2015, 04:23:03 PM
When I said I would play for Big Bucks I meant the 6 point buck in my yard....just to clarify.   

Looks like you picked the wrong evening to show up in the NFL podcast chat room. This would have been a good week for the default bet.

White Crow - it appear Gabrielle picked the weong week to show up in the NFL Podcast chat room.

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 27, 2015, 04:35:16 PM
I thought Darth Sandy hated everything? She hated Art, she hates Heather and last I knew she hates Hoaxy for some kind of silly birthday wish thing. Am I up to date?

Pretty much, except she loves communism for some reason. When I explained that there were not very many bastions of communism left and that she might want to book a vacation to North Korea while she still could, she informed me she was putting me on her ignore list.

Her loss.

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on December 27, 2015, 04:32:46 PM
No, I had to search for it, and didn't want anyone else to travel down that same forsaken path, so I named the episode.

While I was doing that shit work, my kid walked up and asked what I was doing.  I pointed at Falkie on the screen and said, "[Son], that's why you have to try hard in school."

How different the world might have been if Georgie would have had a strong role model during a teachable moment.

Quote from: norland2424 on December 27, 2015, 04:26:39 PM
Wasn't cupcake all into hoagie at one point? Lol

I think that was Michelle from Japan or Darth Sandy

Quote from: jazmunda on December 27, 2015, 04:24:20 PM
The Bell Philes tonight we'll be rescheduled for another night. Stay tuned.

Quote from: DarKPenguiN on December 27, 2015, 04:03:48 PM
...Traitor. And to think I once envied his relentless hating and attempted to emulate him so that  I may  reach the next level of trollhood.

Another hero has fallen.

-I'll have to check out the gabcast's again. Honestly really liked that guy.

He will still accept any sizeable donations you wish to make. But don't be stingy, or you will be immortalized in one of his youtube videos.

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on December 27, 2015, 03:57:26 PM
How was Christmas? Cthulhu Claus fill the stocking with goodies? I got fucking socks, as usual.

Better than the red sweater with the zipper up the neck that I got. I will trade you.

Quote from: DarKPenguiN on December 27, 2015, 03:57:04 PM
Thanks man- Speaking of which, whatever happened to him. I remember when George Noory (who is a gentlemen tbh although a horrible host) offered to buy him a pair of glasses and Falkie just kept letting the insults rip, told Noory to essentially fuck off and he'd rather be blind than take anything from noory. Thats a dedicated hater.

Honestly, I thought Falkie was hilarious and I havnt seen him post here. You guys have him locked into only thread or something?  Seriously, summary pls?

You are quite mistaken. Falkie cashed the check, got new glasses and is trying to ride the coat tails of the great pizza roll inhaler into a career as a TV personality.

Looks like AK is going to be rooming with Falkie

Quote from: WhiteCrow on December 27, 2015, 07:45:19 AM
Thank you Serenity for being the Official, it's needed!

Just to make it clear Official, so Gabrielle doesn't try her cover the spread trick again. I picked the Saints for an outright win.

I clearly saw Gabrielle agree to the wager with the spread.

Edit: Not that it will matter 😎

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on December 27, 2015, 03:29:58 PM
I see the thread has falkenized today. Well, that's an improvement from where it was yesterday, sadly.

Welcome back SFA. Rooting for your Rams today.

Quote from: bellNwhistle on December 27, 2015, 03:15:56 PM
I haven't gotten with the program yet.

Here's me..

Here's me living under a rock.

Bella Haven is a refuge of bacon with various flavors of coffee at the ready. I recommend spending 20 minutes there twice per day. No Falkie. No Jazmunda. Mostly Serenity with a shot of White Crow. And the Bella Haven babes. Nice place for a mental holiday.

Quote from: akwilly on December 27, 2015, 03:27:30 PM
Need seahawks to win by 14

I recommend the Chile-lime ramen mixed with a bag of shrimp flavored. You can add a can of white albacore tuna if you have the extra money.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 27, 2015, 03:05:52 PM
If anyone volunteers to be one of the host with MV, I believe there's an hour or so beforehand to check everyone's connections etc are working. SV knows better than I , he was a recent host with IB. Very good it was too. But don't tell the big headed bastard. He's already had knickers with phone numbers posted to him..

My posture has significantly improved. Praise MV

Two quarterbacks cut by the Texans win as underdogs today.

Meanwhile the Texans shut out beat the Titans at home with their 5th QB of the season and a wide receiver from Seattle as their backup QB.

Go figure.

Quote from: Night Train on December 27, 2015, 02:56:13 PM
I'm surprised you have time to step away from fighting off the savages at the gates long enough to take a dump.  A real soldier would just shit his pants and refuse to leave the battle.

He needed to give you new life.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on December 27, 2015, 02:42:35 PM
OK, so, in summary, (and my internet connection is a little spotty so apologies for any slight inaccuracies) she likes dessert, is a practising half-Catholic, has a 39'' waist and collects old china.

You got it.

Quote from: akwilly on December 27, 2015, 02:33:22 PM
Freaking Steelers better start doing something, I can't go another week eating only Ramon noodles

Go visit your buddy Falkie. He'll fix you up with stuff he scarfed from the church food pantry.

Quote from: bellNwhistle on December 27, 2015, 02:25:53 PM
an old biddy like me, then. 

Pffftttt

Quote from: TigerLily on December 27, 2015, 02:14:05 PM
Since you (didn't) ask, Decker, Brady, Gronkowski, Cam Newton and Luke Kuechly have also made the cut.
You, my dear GravitySucks, are not only in the Cute Guy Bowl but also in the running for MVP (Most Valuable Poster)

I'm a humbled. Honored, really. I'll make you proud. This is the highlight of my career.

YAHOO!!!

I sure miss the enlightened days of Art's Tarts.

Where is TigerLily and Maren when you need them most?

Quote from: TigerLily on December 27, 2015, 01:12:54 PM
Watching the Pats/Jets game and saw Brandon Marshall made the Pro Bowl. Congrats.

Coincidentally he also made the TigerLily Cute Guy Bowl

I just saw Brady get intercepted and the Jets scored a TD a few plays later. I still haven't heard whether or not I made the TL CGB team this year.

SV, I think you should forever entomb The Night Train troll in the next installmanent of A Falkie Christmas Carol - Ghost of Christmas Present. Now that we know he has a fixation with his mummies mammary glands. From my latest remote viewing session, they appear to be very similiar to Ratty Patty's. I wonder if his mummy is a rapist as well. This may well be what started him down his path of having to troll for dollars. Maybe Night Train is really an alias account for Falkie. You never see the two of them online at the same time.

Quote from: norland2424 on December 27, 2015, 01:13:22 PM
She specifically said Chinese ancestry.

/reported to Bellboy for confirmation

Quote from: BellBoy on December 27, 2015, 12:27:15 PM
She stated on MITD that she is of half-Asian ancestry.

Asia is a big frikkin continent. Maybe her ancestors are from Siberia.

Quote from: Night Train on December 27, 2015, 12:25:54 PM
Somehow, I didn't envision my last full day on Bellgab for a while descending into a cesspit of sodomitical depravity.

What was I thinking?

Probably something involving your mommy's titties

Quote from: bellNwhistle on December 27, 2015, 09:21:46 AM
Yes, Howard's voice is a bit low.

LMAO. I meant for BnW to turn up her device because I couldn't hear it.

Quote from: bellNwhistle on December 27, 2015, 09:12:27 AM
Thanks for the link! 

(Starting to listen now. You have a great voice!)

Please turn it up, I can't hear it.