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Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 06:31:47 PM
What we've got here is a quasi-tulpa. This things can be had for about $499.95, you set them up in the corner of a warehouse or something, and -- et voila! -- animated thoughtforms come out of it.

That's a bit steep. Tell you what, I'll get it on lay by, then fuck off back to Indonesia where my credit is in good standing.

Quote from: Paranormal1 on February 19, 2021, 08:31:27 PM
Of course I'm talking about Rush. All he did was call people names & blame other people...he's nothing now. ⚰️

How dare you.

Quote from: Silphion on February 19, 2021, 08:44:04 PM
By the way, has anyone seen a sign of Rubini lately?

His elaborate forum site has gone _____ up.

Tits up. Its gone tits up.

Quote from: chefist on February 19, 2021, 08:45:01 PM
Can't wait till Sunday, Ray!

Who's Ray?

Quote from: Lilith on February 19, 2021, 09:09:40 PM
#sad

You are sad, bitch.

Quote from: Lilith on February 19, 2021, 10:59:40 PM
20 seconds MARK!

Standing by to GO!

DIE!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 19, 2021, 06:57:46 PM
That’s probably just your normal smell.

Imagine the smell.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on February 19, 2021, 02:30:44 PM
https://nypost.com/2021/02/18/pair-charged-with-shooting-woman-who-shushed-them-in-theater/

Radical.

We're getting away with murder.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 02:41:31 PM
Let's discuss it over a cup of warm tea with lemon.

Faggotry in a mug.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 19, 2021, 01:55:26 PM
Without Lee here this place is turning into a dungeon where people crawl into their own assholes. :

Little Sean country.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:46:32 PM
Remember when you told me that you did not have that recording--at all? Pepperidge Farm remembers... and I do too.

Are you trying to call me a liar? Life got in the way.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:46:32 PM
Tons of surveillance footage.

That's normal.

Quote from: WOTR on February 19, 2021, 02:48:09 PM
I tried living under an iceberg once, but nearly drowned.

I'm Tipper Gore, and I approve of this message.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 03:55:53 PM
Well, it's like this. I don't know how her (ORDER) affects how I can tell the story...

Just tell the Goddamned story.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 04:15:29 PM
You can try again.

Nuts never think they're sick.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:38:43 PM

https://youtu.be/6U3S6FY_p0w

Yuge fan.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:07:00 PM
THREE TIMES.

Judas. 33 pieces of silver.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 19, 2021, 01:16:07 PM
Now I'm fucked.

Don't fuck me on this.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 01:07:00 PM
You have been waiting for this day for years. You don't have to admit it. You do not answer to me.

If I denied it, would you take heed?

Don't threaten me, faggot. I should've never given you my birth chart. Now I'm fucked.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 19, 2021, 12:41:24 PM
[Jack] lives in a double-wide mobile home. About a mile [walking distance] from Little Sean.

Little Sean lives in his car (obvs). I ain't no Ice Cream Man, but I got the scoop.

PonyBoySunset has a shenis. Little Sean once thumbed a softy to the memory of her naked, acne-scarred arse. He's what you'd call a freak-- He had group sex with PBS and livestock - yes - ANIMALS.

This is classified information right here, but I am the number #1 source for BellGab news, so I have to report it.

While spying on PBS taking a shit in a bucket, Little Sean blew his load right into his sweatpants, standing on a wooden crate made of 2 by 4's, and held together by rusted nails. His penis resembles a snorkle with a ring of calamari on top.

He once swallowed a string of anal beads he found in dumpster juice, and made PBS eat them when they came out the other side. She was only too happy to do so. The slut.

Little Sean also shat into PBS' girlfriends' mouths while participating in group sex in her filthy makeshift tent in her well-to-do aquaintances basement. Little Sean can only get a boner around the scent of fecal matter. Preferably diarreahol.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 12:56:10 PM
hush, bunny 😎

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 19, 2021, 12:52:09 PM
Chicken breast, all the way, with halibut and cod for variety.

High protein feces. Imagine the smell.

Quote from: ksm32 on February 19, 2021, 12:11:48 PM
Just pointing a few things out, doesn't make me "sweet".

You'll get used to the Happycore troll, in time.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 19, 2021, 11:57:02 AM
No one knows where I live.

You live in a double-wide mobile home. About a mile from Little Sean.

I love the opening comments regarding no one ever having heard of me. This really is Inside BASEketball, innit?

Are you really 'never listening to my podcast' again? Harsh.