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#31
Radio and Podcasts / Epic Hoax
August 04, 2016, 01:28:47 AM
Hefermynd the Hoaxstiff>?

Gerontologic Al, M'mm {okay} hoaxsted Hoax2HoaxAM-eye>?

Data about butt-hurt reveals need for tubes 'n tUBES of, my band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S4PNbK6uws

Forest and suck
#32
My fingers dail like the soap, but nutin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BHQT3Omqtw

Hehe
#33
Politics / Gluten=FREE, that's 4 ME
June 09, 2016, 11:53:05 PM
I am tired of pooping bloody.

BLOODY POOP ELL!

How much Moor?

I canna'

Eye poops sez the NHS (some Nazi Health Service_).

En-hoof (warning:  horse-porn)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AIDHXY2kcQ
#34
I may throw my ha! into the rang.

I promise, if you are dissed, I will amend the situation.  I am FOR LIFE!

I will hear about every complaint & discomfort that you experience, and I will solve that problem.  No one need ever be afflicted by that discomfort that youth  experience again.

I have my peeps working on it, but this following will be my campain(sic) theme song (the vidya needs tighten'yup):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yExPBSDnbU8 -or- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Q83DPZy6E

OR, should I feel like it I could do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHVEqsyitwE

wood, tots. 

I like tater tots!

#35
She was bionic and not yet clean shaven.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7TNTsrdMs

Settle down, yall


ediot: future research reveals sumthin ?v=_2-QELxR7Qo
#36
Here's my Noorie in the  AB/C2C sub-thread...

Pause for refill of adult beverage.
#37
Politics / Why vote for the lesser evil?
October 13, 2015, 02:18:02 AM
#38
Random Topics / Things that bemuse me
September 18, 2015, 05:09:41 AM
"I won't talk to you because you won't talk to me"
#39
Radio and Podcasts / Fondue Lac, AL
September 15, 2015, 07:06:21 AM
is the premeire Swiss ice fishing experience in Alabama.

This is SERIOUS fishing!

A FEDERAL program has/should be launched where by tax monies ice fishing in Alabama is a State and Locally recognized sporting opportunity.

This is IMPORTANT, not only locally but nationwide.

I did not want to share this with you, but I shop at the local BP (British Petrol), the smokes are cheap and they usually have good deals on airline bottles of booze...

I sometimes hear voices in my trailer, my friend Eddie at the BP helps me out when I go to visit him.

He usually has FireBall airline bottles on a "speshul" discount Dracula for me.

Don't get me started on Flouride...
#40
Politics / Liam Neeson bravely
September 14, 2015, 12:05:14 AM
embraces his Taken franchise and takes it to the next Britishitler level:

(via writing, or somesuch):|

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/14/liam-neeson-america-guns_n_6472266.html

&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imn7YiIU8HM

Foul Britisher, wilkommen to the Baltic...
#41
I just wanted to let you know, that I experienced a time loop a few minutes ago, and it interrupted my beer drinking.

Thank you.
#42
Seriously, I have data and documents.
\
Prove me wrong@!
/
If you have read this the Russians/\Ukrainians have your CC#! 

doh!

edit: pics too
#43
Politics / ADC discusses his life on "The View"
February 14, 2015, 05:15:18 AM
He had a life or a movie?

Andrew Dice Clay On "The View" (07/24/2013)

Who the fuck am I taqlikeing....


WTF is this shiest?
#44
Politics / Obama nominated for second Nobel Peace Prize?
February 13, 2015, 08:49:34 AM
http://russia-insider.com/en/2014/12/20/2070

I'll let others doo the heavy lifting on this one...
#45
Technology / Internet Radios
February 10, 2015, 11:45:32 PM
I am lazy and I am sure a thread about this already exists.

Merge away, MV or whomever, if this is the case.


_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________



So, what I would buy to stream Art's upcoming show, heck Gabcast and perhaps others would be something along the lines of this:

-Hardwire/Ethernet capability (in addition to a wiFi that can be turned off, either by switch or by 'hacking' into the wiFi transmitter)

-Programmable i.e. Gabcast starts at 7pm CST (or thereabouts) on Tuesdays, I want the thing to pick up the stream say half an hour early, and not drop that stream until either user input (I change the channel) or another scheduled stream 'appointment' happens for instance Art Bell's new show that comes on at 10pm CST.

-Be a table-top type unit (w/software package is fine, but "plug and play" would be best.  By table-top I mean sort of the size of an old skool Clock/Radio/Alarm (shoebox size, hell what a great name for it "ShoeBox" hehe)

-To program, you log into it like you would a router, or cable modem or anything else ang give it the stream info (w/ passwords for secure streams?  do those change or something? no idea there) times to tune in, etc whatever bells and whistles the awesome engineers come up with that don't suck, impede performance etc...

that's all I got right now, I hope someone reads this and makes me feel like a dumbass and points me in the direction of some product that already exists...

Thank you for your time, intar-tube tech wizards.  I stopped leveling up in that Character Class sometime in the mid-1990s.  That is all!


#46
                                                                                                                 Woo!
#47
Radio and Podcasts / Toomeric Files
November 23, 2014, 01:39:34 PM
Jorch, sounds like you need to up your dosage:

'How WHOLE Turmeric Heals The Damaged Brain'
http://www.wakingtimes.com/2014/10/03/whole-turmeric-heals-damaged-brain/

As a scientific-doctor-type I recommend that you switch to whole toomeric.  Studies have shown that powdered toomeric doesn't pass the blood-brain barrier very well, especially when ingested orally.  I therefore proscribe you to start using whole toomeric as a suppository (YOU CAN GOOGLE THE WORD 'suppository' GEORGE, THE TROOF IS OUT THERE!)

Prince Charles of England (Britain?) apparently has had great success with coffee suppositories so the science of this method of delivery is quite proven and settled!

Note to ONG (Others Not George):  this thread is a serious medical thing, and should be used only to extol the virtues of medicine.  Primarily Toomeric, but other medicines may be briefly mentioned,  Carnivora for instance is a good medicine.
#48
Or Project POG.

Noory!  I just found this at a news site:

'Not the Chinese, But The NSA That Will Conduct A ‘False Flag’ Attack Upon The Power Grid!'
http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2014/11/not-the-chinese-but-the-nsa-that-will-conduct-a-false-flag-attack-upon-the-power-grid-2466526.html

You should get crackin', get AJ on the horn and schedule an appearance, on this important breaking news.  Perhaps Dame Edwards could chime in on it too...

This site is highly trusted, George;  BeforeItsNews you can tell by their name that they have access to some sort of time travel technology, otherwise they wouldn't know about stuff before it becomes news...

-------

To the ONG (Others Not George) reading this, feel free to find and add your own news stories/idle speculations/sane ramblings relating to this critical project, help Jorch and the children (partial proceeds from the POG Project(tm) will be donated to Veteran Charities!)
#49
George Noory, self-styled modern Walt Disney! Har-haw-har!

Grate ider!

So you have whack-a-mean-baby as a main attraction?

Your concession stands sell Pizza Rolls (with Toomeric dipping sauce?)

I'd like to suggest a crazy Roller Coaster (for fifteen cents a day) that ends up short of where you started....

Clowns that make weird animals & such (fer yew!@)

The endless possibility are!

gns
#50
George, we had a saying in the Army, it went like this:  "Embrace the Suck."  You, being a Navy man, may recall a similar saying from your branch of service;  it probably meant something a bit different from the Army version.  I digress... in the spirit of the Army's unofficial motto I want to try to help you with your Bumper Music.

Following are some suggestions with possible situations in which to use some "new" songs, this for the "new" direction of the show.  Most of these are easy to find on YouTube or elsewhere,  I will attempt to provide links for the more obscure/esoteric ones.

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Frida - I Know There's Something Going On (Video official restored)

"I know there's Something Going On" - Frida
This one is just a general use song, your Bumper Music doesn't necessarily need to have any meaning, as I am sure you are already aware.

"Don't You Want Me Baby" - Human League
You can use this one when you have a female guest on that you want to hit on, it should really be a guest that you haven't poached from another host though.

"Here Comes the Rain Again" - Eurythmics
This is more of a general purpose female-guest-hit-on song, as a plus it is sort of subtle;  the pertinent line isn't in the first few seconds of the song.  As a bonus, you can let it run until the pertinent line comes up if you need a longer "break" from being on-air!

"(Keep Feeling) Fascination" - Human League
Just a general purpose "new" direction song for you.   The lyrics to this one are sort of relevant to your show in whatever form it takes (I know, Human League again, but hey I think you might like that band!  Give 'em a try!)

"Get Back" - Ludacris
This one might be a bit edgy for you, George.  Might help in expanding your audience demographic, though!  I recommend you use this one when you have a guest on that has a "bad connection" (har-har-haw), before or after they get "dumped."  You could also use it if some awful troll type gets through on open lines and you need to build back up your 30 sec delay.  Even if you don't like them, the trolls are also part of your audience at times and this could be a fun way to FU them while you get your shoe back on track.

"Mony Mony" - Billy Idol
This could be a good segue into or out of commercial breaks, especially if you plan to run or just ran a Carnivora Advertisment (the lyrics could really make those Carnivora Ads *POP* think about it!)

Four Ears - Columbus

"Columbus (Avenue of the Americas)" - Four Ears
I recommend this one when you have "The Numbers Lady" on, as a benefit it is really long (7 mins!) and you can let it really run on if she is starting to bore you, or you have some "unfinished business" that needs to be tended to between on-air sessions.  This one is a little esoteric, and I'd bet most of your listeners have never even heard it.  This could be a way to show off your hipster side, which is a plus you might look cool!

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That's all I have for now, George!  I hope others around here on BellGab can "Embrace the Suck" and perhaps provide more suggestions of their own on Bumper Music for yew!


PS:

Rainbow Stew - Merle Haggard

"Rainbow Stew" - Merle Haggard
I just like this song, but if you go political talk as your "new" direction, I think you should put it in the rotation! 




#51
Politics / Topic Self-Godwinning, For Art's Sake
November 13, 2014, 06:52:10 AM
Not sure what that topic means, but here goes:

Hitler Learns About the Midterm Election
#52
Politics / Solar Death Panels
November 13, 2014, 06:47:57 AM
Why do some people hate all life on Earth?

http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/intelligent-energy/death-by-solar-panel-a-bugs-life/

Discus... (who ever throws it the farthest with the best form wins!)
#53
Politics / Gruden Lies
November 13, 2014, 04:50:39 AM
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/jay-gruden-coach-claims-3-6-washington-redskins-just-so-close-to-being-7-2-losers-lament-111214

From the headline:  "...Jay Gruden claims 3-6 Redskins 'just so close to being 7-2' .."

I don't think I am even going to read the article.  I know Rush is a football fan, but why is he beating this one to death?  Who cares about that "Washington Team" their name in not PC and offensive.

Man, I hate politics...
#54
Politics / Net Neutrality
November 11, 2014, 02:07:17 PM
I'm agin it.  Cuz Rush tole me so.
#55
I mispornounced that...

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edit: removed the text "-test-"
#56
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I love it, 'twerked!

So, perhaps I should have parenthetically included Cowboys and Indians in there (subject line)... Prolly too politically incorrect...

Bang!  I got you!

-{no you didn't, here's my source: www.blahblah.org or somesuch (apologies if that turns out to be a site source...) heh}-

Hoomans and Aliens?

*bright light* I abducted you!

-no, you didn't cuz I didn't believe!

*made a movie* disbelieve your eyes!

-nah-unh, didn't watch it, I shot down that weather balloon!  Knuckel hed!

*you misspelled* Head full of knuckles!  Bruising but no bleeding, 'splain that!

edit:  does this belong in the thread I put it in?

*alien transposition* -I win!

#57
How To Use BellGab / Auto Spank feature not enabled?
October 15, 2014, 03:22:01 AM
Seems not to be working... or whichever, and you don't respond to mu personal massages, so must be technigogivol..  er something

dammit, EDIT: I need an adult!
#58
Gives me the chance to dis-enfranchise voters that don't care!
#59
Random Topics / What a crazy year for baseball...
October 01, 2014, 04:09:40 PM
Oh lorde...

LORDE - Royals

I know no one cares about this...
#60
Politics / Scottish Independence
September 15, 2014, 05:35:19 AM
I'm full on for Scots Independence.

I found this advert apparently running in Scotland.  It has subtitles in case anyone finds the accent confusing.

Patronising Better Together Woman with subtitles. Now eat your cereal!

So if I am reading this right, a 'no' vote for independence is a Conservative stand?  And the forward thinking non-woman haters are a 'yes' vote for Scots independence?
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