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So former Marine Corps General, former CENTCOM commander, and former Defence Secretary Jim "Mad Dog" Mattis says the US leaving Northern Syria to Turkey will lead to a resurgence in ISIS. Former steak salesman, former casino owner, and former host of The Apprentice Donald "Clinically Obese Dog" Trump says no it won't and Mattis is overrated and also weak.

I wonder which one is right.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 17, 2019, 12:23:36 AM
Aw! Didn’t seem to work out for you.

More lies, motherfucker?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 16, 2019, 11:43:25 PM
more faggotry

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 16, 2019, 11:20:41 PM

Last-word queen

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 16, 2019, 11:15:04 PM

[shrug] Whatever.  You're not worth the effort, frankly speaking.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 16, 2019, 07:52:29 PM
utter faggotry

Quote from: aldousburbank on October 12, 2019, 06:20:05 PM
I'll get on my hands and knees and see if I can touch it.

That sounds like something that Dr. Cornhole Runtboy MD would write.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 16, 2019, 07:40:55 PM
People who are fed up with your style of bullshit and don’t want to be lied to care, you know nothing slut. No one cares what you think because you obviously can’t. Now, aren’t there some penii you could be fondling instead of making a fool of yourself here?

Read it and weep, runt boy

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 16, 2019, 07:01:29 PM
The video they claimed was from Northern Syria is actually from a gun show here in the states, you know nothing slut. :

Who cares?  Certainly not me, I wasn't making a claim either way.  Your lack of reading comprehension really humiliates you.  Thankfully, you aren't self-aware enough to feel any shame over it.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 16, 2019, 01:26:34 AM
More fake news from the MSM designed to lead us into war.  :

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 09:07:44 PM
Some kind man should donate a penis to your bloated, yeast-infected vagina but we both know that’s never going to happen. You should donate to the DNC. Seems like they need money.

She offered to give you money for food and you attacked her.  I thought that you only attack in kind.  ANOTHER lie from the man with a Trump boner?  Say it ain't so, runt boy... say it ain't so!!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 08:02:30 PM
kinda weird, no?

Yes, strange indeed. Remember, runt boy...[spooky lecture voice] NO AIRPLANE HIT THIS BUILDING

The truth, as usual, is much more prosaic: Manila traffic.  Among the worst on earth.  Imagine: i can anally rape you in the back seat of this SUV without the driver knowing and without you even being here. What a time to be alive!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 07:52:23 PM
I don’t have to make it up.

And yet, you do anyway.

Because you care that much.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 07:48:49 PM
Hey, didn’t you say you were going out to live your fabulous life? 

And I am!  You see, Pops, we have these things called "mobile devices" now that permit us to post and text and cornhole bug-eyed psychotic idiots on the go!  Ain't technology great?  I mean, for those of us who are not octogenarians who have given up trying to figure out how this damn remote control works.

Pharmaceutical companies should test all products on you instead of mice.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 14, 2019, 07:39:52 PM
If he contracted rabies it would improve his intellect and make him a little more chill.

And able to cook a steak properly, which is important to him.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 07:44:35 PM
But it’s alright for you though, right?

Like Trump, you make up shit and claim other people said or did it.  Like Trump, you are fucking clown diarrhea.

Elon Musk sucks but if he put you on his rocket and fired it into the fucking sun I’d model a religion after him.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 14, 2019, 06:58:23 PM
What is it with you and your murderous vendetta against cows?

He is envious of their superior intellect.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 06:41:42 PM
I don’t “attack” anyone

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 07:01:13 PM
you stupid cunt.

Another trip to the bananas factory for Dr. Chode Huffer.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 06:41:42 PM
I don’t “attack” anyone

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 05:54:57 PM
The feeling is mutual, you fucking worm.

Gee, I had to go allll the way back to your most recent comment to me to find an example of what a liar you are.  You're really only useful when a fraternity is having a dwarf-tossing party.  You can eat my shit forever.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 05:54:57 PM
The feeling is mutual, you fucking worm.

Ooo, looks like I cut too close to the bone.  Well, I'm off to live my life now.  Feel free to keep reading about it, and seeing what you are missing out on.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 05:45:55 PM
I didn’t say stop.

I'm grateful that I'm not you, so I'm happy. You wish you were me, which makes you miserable.

We're both getting what we deserve. I don't really see a problem here.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 05:15:18 PM
I feel sorry for you and your obsessive need to brag about your imaginary sexual conquests online.

I can help with that.  Just stop reading my posts.

I mean, if you can overcome your compulsion to do so.  Others have done it, so I know that it can be done. Believe in yourself, runt boy.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 05:00:39 PM
In my prime

This is your PRIME?? You poor, pathetic creature.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 14, 2019, 04:44:48 PM
He has small man rage. He comes on here to pick fights with people because he knows he'd get his arse handed to him in real life. The weasel backs out of any real confrontation.

All signs point to him being in his eighties, at least. He's wasted his life and now he wants to see the world burn as he checks out.

Has a large collection of come-back comics.   Why does he need them?  Some tales write themselves.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 14, 2019, 11:18:58 AM
Anyway, they're both small and annoying.

Him, and his knob?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 14, 2019, 10:39:23 AM
Also both hideous fat fucks.

Mmmm....I might have to disagree with you on this point.  Senda has been sporting a nice pair of moobs for some time now, and his recent weight surge north of 400 lbs certainly must add to their heft.  I would pay thirty...no, FORTY bucks to slather some coconut oil on those puppers and do a little Russian with a creamy facial finish.

Trump, on the other hand...maybe it's just a personal preference, but that face and that goddamn hair...and he NEVER shuts up about himself. Despite his mouth being perpetually shaped into an "I NEED PENIS" form, there just isn't enough Viagra on this side of the moon to keep me erect for that experience. A Trump mouth-shaped Fleshlight has some promise, though.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2019, 09:43:12 AM
Like I said, fake and gay.

Unimaginative and redundant.  Traits shared by supporters of Trump and Senda. Thanks for the prompt of another example of congruency.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 13, 2019, 09:05:23 PM
Fake and gay correlation but the best you got, I guess.

#sad

Did someone else hear that?  A faint peeping sound.  Erratic, monotonic, insubstantial.

Well, it's gone now.  As you were.