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Quote from: ItsOver on May 30, 2020, 09:01:02 PM
And, of course, Snoorge is wrong, once again.

“In daytime, MeTV is a top 10 network compared to all cable networks,” says Sabin. “If you remove the news networks, the sports networks, and the kids networks, MeTV is in the top five and sometimes higher.”

Me's lineup includes a number of old shows which started in the 50's, such as Perry Mason, Leave it to Beaver,
Gunsmoke... even his favorite The Twilight Zone first aired in 1959. 

https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2019/03/retro-tv-whats-old-is-viewed-again/

GNS

We should be kind, like Ms. Norry said to be, pass a collection or take a donation here and gift him a subscription for his birthday.  It is June 4, 2020, and he will be 70. 

If it's free, good karma will be added to my collection for the kind thoughts.  Someone should e-mail him and give him this new knowledge. 

She said one of the secrets is to be kind to people,  from Norry "crickets."  How could he be kind when She'-She' is a living testimony of his cruelty.

Does Norry read here for inspiration and show summaries?  What does everyone think? 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 26, 2020, 09:06:46 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJO7lJIxG10

Magnificant!  (Now Norry will probably try and highjack that for his tribute at his live shows for the service members and first responders.)

Norry has entered the retail arena.  It had to be!  It is called "Tommee and Me".  It is a line of haberdashery fashioned on the line of berets and breeches, vests.  A man of the knicker era. 

Some of the pic reveal, matching outfits, all of them.  Tommee and me, meaning Norry will be dressing as bros/exactly alike.  This will soon be added to the Coast website.  If you are a Coast Insider, you will also be  a "Clothes Insider" and receive discounts on this strange and unusual clothing line. 

Order your beret now, and be just like Norry, or "Tommee and Me."  They also have a line of wool masks for the Covid crowd to match the wool beret and knickers.  Or, if you prefer nylon get a mask to match your "Tommee and Me" stockings. 

And, if you attend the next live event, there will be a fashion show of "Tommee and Me."  A highlight will be Norry riding out on his big wheel tricycle.  Ma Norry has approved this.  Who needs Victoria Secret angels, when there is now "Tommee and Me."

Quote from: Jojo on May 26, 2020, 01:19:29 AM
Only George would say to a dead soul, "Be well, be well".  That is a fraudulent way to treat death.  It's one thing to do a misspeak.  It's another thing to be so lost you don't even know how you come across.

Just wanted to point out that there is a picture of Norry and the deceased soul on the website below the summary for this evening.  I'm guessing that it is him at the live event.

Quote from: Dateline on May 25, 2020, 03:35:25 PM

https://youtu.be/kovgBYjB8yo

Is this how you dance in the pit at the live events?  Practice, Practice, and more Practice.

https://youtu.be/kovgBYjB8yo

https://youtu.be/o5NDFot98cA

Did I hear correctly about the dance pit music?  Music from the 40's and 50's?    That must be Norry's audience, 70's and 80's.  Let's dance some polka and wear those bobby socks and poodle skirts. 

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on May 22, 2020, 12:06:52 AM
Ok he just told a whopper even for him. Is there any chance the story is true?

The guest is a psychologist who has studied 'heroism'. Noory takes the opportunity to tell a little story featuring himself, of course, as a hero. He was at a restaurant in St. Louis, a guy stole the purse of a female patron of the restaurant and took off out the door, Noory doing what any manly man would do, he chases the thief down the street, he's in such excellent physical condition Noory soon runs him down and then tackles him to the ground and holds him down - other people come to help and then the police. They take the thief away. As Noory explained it because everybody knows him in St. Louis he gets a call later that night from the police, they told him the perpetrator was found to have had a 16" knife in his pocket! Jeeze!

somebody please have a way of fact checking this. I am 99% sure it's completely bullshit.

It happened back in the day. . .

Book it now!  Norry, has a live stage gig, not his own, but sought out and booked for at the Hotel National de Cuba.  He must croon!  It will be in July, not sure of the date, but it is extraordinary.  You know he loves his Havana, Cuba, and he may even interview Castro.  Is he still alive?  If he is not, he will find a Castro, set of a microphone and do a corner interview. 

Quote from: Insomniac Missourian on May 06, 2020, 05:20:18 PM
There hasn't been a new episode in nearly a month.  I think it's dead.

They need to immediately hire a diamond in the rough.   Senda is available and ready to sign.  He will be the new host of Midnight In The Desert. 

Quote from: WOTR on April 28, 2020, 03:55:30 AM
I have been told that Art has requested that the schedule be cleared as he plans a triumphant return to the air waves.

***Maybe Tim realized that he purchased a lemon and demanded a refund? 

Maybe this time he will not quit?

Please update me, I thought they were going to maintain the show, and bring the network back on air?

I just received the mournful news that the Ozark UFO Conference was cancelled due to Covid-19.  Norry was set to croon some tunes.  I am so teared up for Norry.  Norry, here's to you:


https://youtu.be/t2VZkk7wbVg

It makes me happy to see activity on this thread, don't have a clue what is going on, but it just brings me comfort. 

Norry has started a new support group:  Stalkers United.  He will be the lead and everyone else will follow.  . . in the discussion and in other ways.  You must maintain a six foot distance.  To test your true medal, you can break the rules and move within 3 foot. 

Very coyly tonight he invited all of the members, come and see  me at  my live show:  the bus is waiting. 

He is recruiting new members, and is checking out the forums, IG, Facebook, and TicTok.  I understand at the meetings, he will have his certifications, including the one issued against him by She'-She'.  You want to get your money's worth and someone that has real world experience. 

Quote from: whoozit on May 12, 2020, 12:14:01 PM
My goldfish died yesterday.  I became a Coast Insider and emailed George asking him to refrain from playing Norwegian death metal.  He did not respond to my email but graciously complied.   

The clue is the Coast Insider; You contributed to the till. 

Condolences on your loss.

Norry really enjoys "clubs."  All he talks about, every night, every night, is the Coast Insiders "Club."

That's it, Norry and Greazzy, (Jimmy Church) can open and operate a new chain of Covid free, socially distanced and no-contact strip clubs.

Seeing is believing! 

Now taking applications.  Just think with all of the out of work and unemployed, they will be swamped.   Norry is grinning!

My nerves and anxiety have settled, Richard Syrett is on tonight.  I thought I would be witness to Connie Willis, and I did not make it to the website to check who was hosting.

Well, it's Norry's day, "Happy Mother's Day!" you ole Mo Fo.

Quote from: FXX on May 08, 2020, 11:04:53 PM
You are wrong George puts lots of time into preparing for shows and interviews and truly cares about the subject material. This is why he is number one on late night. You people do not seem to understand logic. He represents many people that are not represented in mainstream media and I will remain loyal to george and the show. He deserves our undivided support. I realize changing all of bellgabs or at least getting to consider my points are highly unlikely but I also said it would be highly unlikely that I could contribute positively to the show on a somewhat regular basis but george gave me that opportunity. It is not impossible just keep an open mind bellgab dont go into the show with a certain criticizing mindset and you will realize george is one of the most caring and talented individuals of all time on the radio. Im pretty sure ill be criticized so be it.

Do you do stand-up?  Your comic narrative is remarkable.  I would recommend an agent or maybe Norry can feature at one of his live, now dead shows.

Haaaaaa!  Haaaaa!

I really like Tucker Carlson's op-ed segments on his show about the Rona.

"Politics is a rough game," says Norry.  Out of the other side,  "We don't do politics here on Coast."  Explain please.

They have also damaged peoples lives and that can never be made up for no matter how many pennies they spend.

I heard this through the mystic lines.  Today they were testing Norry's temperature for Covid when he attempted to return to one of his favorite restaurants in the Lou.  Mo is open now. 

They scanned his forehead, and the temperature taker saw that it was 102.  He passed through anyway.  The Health Department was called to investigate.  When they asked the temperature taker their excuse was:  "He's always hot, it is just another day in the life of Norry." 

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on May 04, 2020, 11:59:08 PM
The Hobby Center in Houston’s Diary Of Events. Joorch was scheduled for Saturday June 13....

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Crickets

Looking at the website it has also been removed.  I suppose you would prefer to not have a live event and then a dead audience.

Social distancing has had a significant affect on Norry's existance.  Now, he can stalk no closer than six feet and must wear a mask. It is a major adjustment.