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Quote from: starrmtn001 on May 12, 2016, 12:11:47 AM
Thank you 21st, but I think he was trying to help in his rather awkward (for me) way.

Honestly, you will help yourself or you won't. You are a big girl. I'm simply giving you a hard time about it. There is no malice intended, just brutal absurdist humor. I mean, do you really believe I think you are in an Iron Lung?

Most people will politely avoid the elephant in the room, or use more diplomacy and tact to deal with such situations, some will even pump sunshine up your ass. Life is to short for such "pinky in the air" when drinking tea etiquette; using a textual format, especially over the intertubes. Don't mistake my 3rd rate Don Rickles schtick as a full time real life persona.

                       HOCKEY PUCKS !!!

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 12, 2016, 12:15:29 AM
I didn't catch it 'til late but it really pisses me off when people say insensitive things.

Awwww did the SJW get triggered? All thoz feelz. 

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 12, 2016, 12:06:59 AM
Do you have manners?  Or were you not taught how to behave with a measure of class?  If you can't, I suggest you leave, asshole.

May I suggest you and your sock-wife fuck off, asshole. I hope you peel her off the bedroom wall and take her out on the town, for a wild spin at the laundromat this weekend. God knows "she" needs it.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 12, 2016, 12:04:23 AM
Beautiful women are teeming with germs. Sweet dreams.

What a miserable person you must be.
Nice people don't do that kind of shit.
Enjoy feeling a little better about yourself temporally.

See how that works?

Quote from: norland2424 on May 11, 2016, 11:53:31 PM
It looks like trump is busting a nut in that pic lol

Looks like Trump is whats in a busted nut in that pic.
Flipper? Moar like fapper! Amirite!!1

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 11, 2016, 11:29:15 PM
I'm surprised you're a smoker, Starr. I never would have guessed.

Really? Have you ever heard her call into any of the podcast?
Why do you think I give her hell about getting back in her Iron Lung, every time she calls in? I could tell she was a heavy smoker from the sound of her voice, coughing, labored breathing. She also has asthma on top of it all. 

It's quite distressing and worrisome listing to someone whoz killing themselves, by sucking down one fag at a time.

Don't be a fag hag Starr, you can quit em' for good. I know you can do it!!

The moar PC term for Black Eyed Children is, Afro Eyed Children, Heather. DUH!!1

Heather can't understand dude on the phone because hes taken his dentures out. It's SeaLab... SEAlab.

Roxy the 6 pack a day Pall Mall smoker, is a real storm chaser. She loves to chase storms.
Bitch please, you can't even speak through all the tar in your vocal cords, much less chase storms.
Hell fire, she sounds weeks away from a cancer kazoo.    :

People DON'T SMOKE!!!1
Click he eCig link at the top of the page for Godz sake.

Quote from: Darth Sandra on May 09, 2016, 04:05:28 PM
Richard C. Hoagland could've replaced Art. His show was already superior. Richard just needs someone who can tell him no every now and then..

I like (Redacted), at least as much as you can like text on a screen, or a voice over a wire. Yeah Wade got a raw deal all the way around without a doubt. However, it isn't the groups fault she got such a shitty deal. All that is laid at the feet of management, and Arts way of dealing with the situation. Furthermore Heather did herself no favors the way she handled "her public" and apparently in private with some BellGab members, once she was bequeathed the big chair. Shes a big girl and she made those choices. And all of us can "rattle cages" as we see fit.

On a side-note, Art reduced to doing liners on his show... Just reeks of his unending manipulation of the rubes and sycophants. Trying keep subscribers/listeners hanging on in hopes of his return. Carrot dangling... but he has nothing to do with she show anymoar. Oh wait... the liners, and Facebook post.

Reckon I'll hafta' sniff Heathers panties, until Art throws us a crumb.  :
Otherwise I'm a hater, or part of the groupthink with the rest of the sheepeople.

SNIFF... UMM... smells like weak sauce, bro. Getting riper every day!

Corky, friend of the Black Eyed Children caller, approves of the new MitD.
He also broke bread with Prince and David Bowie.
He lost 2 years of time.

Less than 4 minutes and I'm...

Quote from: ziznak on May 05, 2016, 08:06:13 AM
in 20 years we will all be at the annual FALKIE-CON wearing his shirts

Good luck with that guys.

I'll be at this event if you need me, in the white T-shirt, front row right.
#Fukei-zero


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm4STuQVh_E

Quote from: Taco Bell on May 04, 2016, 10:49:21 PM
What are you, 8?

His IQ, maybe.

Quote from: Teh PeNgu1n oF dOOm on May 04, 2016, 10:43:22 PM
Why are you posting CP?

If you see that as CP, It says moar about you than me. It's clearly Bestiality.
#SoloTwoPumpChump

Quote from: rekcuf on May 04, 2016, 07:41:25 PM
It doesn't matter because Trump isn't of "colour" as some say...

Mmmkay. I find you are moar effective when you troll Art & Falkie.

If you can't see how orange Trump is... I suspect you can't see how huge of a latent homosexual tendency it is to be an adult male, and still watch burly men oiled up "wrestling" each other. My only point was orange apes are orange.

#NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat!

Quote from: rekcuf on May 04, 2016, 06:55:05 PM
Too bad he's not black, that monkey meme would automatically seal his election. #whiteprivilege

The Orangutan belongs to great ape family... so I reckon by process of emanation you are calling Trump the monkey?

Good point, he may well be a monkey falling short of great ape status.
#ProDrumpIQsMatter

Quote from: whoozit on May 04, 2016, 06:11:48 PM
If Trump wins the presidency I hope most political cartoons switch to color.  You need the color contrast between his teeny pink puffy eyes in that vast expanse of orangeness.

The easiest way to represent him in black and white cartoons. 

I have autism nao.  <Click>
Thanks MitD.

"What is causing autism?"

"Everything is causing autism."

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2016, 10:55:37 PM
Maybe she is tried of having the same loon call in every night.

If that is a fact, she chose the wrong job. Then she compounds it by adding 2 hours of callers a night. Hurp Durp. 

Quote from: Robert on May 03, 2016, 10:43:15 PM
The people who do political talk with big audiences for a living have their pick of a lot more interesting phoners-in than this.  It's ridiculous to try to carve out a niche in a hole that's already dug that deep.  Gee, what if one candidate wins the popular vote, but the electoral college...?  OMG, I've never heard that possibility discussed before!

Ask this guy about it...

Lets git rid of congress... and let the cuntry be run by rabid masterbaiting monkeys.

Wutz the difference. 

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 03, 2016, 10:29:22 PM
Cruz battled, he battled hard.

Damn only Falkie beats a woman like that on camera.

Quote from: TigerLily on May 03, 2016, 10:25:27 PM
Where do Trump supporters fall on the Autism Spectrum?

All over it.
In fact they need helmets to protect them from all the falling they do.

"I have a missing time story... Missing 4.5 hours."
"Oh!! How did that happen?"
"Listening to MitD with Heather Wade."

Thank god we have some Trump talk, because the media isn't giving it enough coverage.

"A wall will send a message."

"They see him <Trump> as a loud brash buffon."

I have no idea where that notion came from... DURP.