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Quote from: rekcuf on August 08, 2016, 10:39:03 PM
Dude, she's a former phone sex operator not a business guru.

She business guru!
She ruv you long tiem.
Make you shoot big rope of guru.
Only $2.99 a minute.

Quote from: rekcuf on July 30, 2016, 05:18:32 PM
I want her to wear a hijab at all times. And spank me while calling me "infidel" & "American sex devil".

MVz wife just blushed, MV went full chub... 
The cat is outta the bag nao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Wa1QnvReE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4NSJfTvvx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEGrhaOKXlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzgwJ8tSE0

Quote from: Imconfused on July 04, 2016, 07:11:22 PM
+ 100

WE HAVE A WINNER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA5GkLM5C7M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZLHcwmP-9A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfY1lfFu8j8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9V2bpT1cI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Iz0WWkd-WQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WY-tWsNKDY

Quote from: MV on June 28, 2016, 11:35:59 AM
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Listen live:  Link
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Spec Sheet... Spec Sheet... Spec Sheet...

Quote from: LucaParcelli on June 25, 2016, 09:53:54 PM
So, as a new user who is trying to delve into the history of the forum, can someone in three sentences explain the significance of Falkie?

He is everything your mother raised you not to be, all rolled into one large package.
In the encyclopedia you will find his picture under The Seven Deadly Sins.
Pride, Envy, Wrath, Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, and Greed; the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1oFcgLfgV0

Quote from: starrmtn001 on June 09, 2016, 06:08:31 PM
Someone tell me to get fucked.  It's just that I think I need permission.

Quote from: starrmtn001 on June 09, 2016, 06:50:23 PM
Must there be a reason?  Maybe it's that my inner asshole just came out.

Let me get this straight...
You need fucked, and your inner asshole came out?

Internet to the rescue!!!1
Without a doubt there is a place on the internets for Granny Prolapse Porn.
Your porn name can be Rosebud.
Get paid while you get laid.
WINNING!

DON'T Google image search "prolapse porn" ...

                        Fap tiem!!!

Quote from: Art Bell on June 08, 2016, 02:20:26 PM
Groan, I never said ... Why do my words get lost and mauled when I post?

Art

Poor Art. Sounds like he needs to escape from it all, for a while at least. Maybe try the personal ads.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeXD_ffuYOE

I've thought about this for years. Nao it is a reality. Check the cool case window in this video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC1GOgrpQsw 

Quote from: Art Bell on June 06, 2016, 01:17:43 PM

   ...
Why do people put words in other people's mouths?

Art

Ever play a game called Gossip as a kid? You and a dozen or maor kids sit in a line or circle. One kid gets picked to whisper something simple into the ear of a kid next to him, like "Billy has blue eyes." This phrase gets passed along until it reaches the originator. Most of the time the phrase is warped or just outright wrong. Billy has blue eyes, turns into "ducks quack" somehow. That shows the nature of human verbal communication 101. This also applies to text, we interpret whats being typed by others through our own unique lenses, filters, and biases that is occurring in our minds at the moment we read something.   

TL;DR:
The message sent, is almost never the message received.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

Quote from: MV on June 05, 2016, 01:28:59 PM
Oh my. It'll forever be too soon.

Dude, its tough whenever intense bromances suddenly end. Tiem truly does heal all wounds.

Don't do anything crazy during your healing process, like a man bun.

May your heart heal on the golden wings of Mercury, bro.

Praise MV.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 05, 2016, 11:45:25 AM
Too soon?

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Quote from: username on June 04, 2016, 11:50:09 PM



Mission accomplished

That pic took a second to sink in...
Was he showing you his scarred Uvula, or his forked tongue in that pic?   

VIDEO DAMNIT!!!1 YouTube, NAO!!!1
Please tell me you got that on video.

Thatz a Noron YouTube video worth watching, Faulty.
Faulty, ya blew it... again!

Quote from: rekcuf on June 04, 2016, 10:33:19 PM
No I am not, I think Bobo has quit more times then me, many more.

Art


I imagine Bobo laying face down in the dirt for 20 minutes after that incoming fire...

After the action was over bobo realized Greasy's face was a pile of goo.

I can haz horse 「ぶっかけ」 bukkake, nao?!

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 03, 2016, 10:42:41 PM
Wait? The caller says he became a homosexual after he was abducted by aliens?

Anal Spelunking...
NOT EVEN ONCE!!!1

Quote from: rekcuf on June 04, 2016, 08:12:21 PM
A phone sex operator looking down on BellGab? Ha!

I don't judge. Moar power to her.
If you rattle a cage, and no one is around to listen. Does it make a sound?

Quote from: Robert on June 04, 2016, 07:10:00 PM
Seriously, she's saying that now??!

Shez not saying anything.
Thats the point.
It's moar a sin of omission than commission.
The site that shall not be named.
Not vaguely lovable of her at all.