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Why did the 3 chickens fly across the road?   ...

Because Faulty didn't cook them properly!



How can you tell if Faulty is lying, or scamming?   ...

Hes breathing!

Quote from: onan on October 20, 2016, 04:03:45 PM
I know this will seem contentious, but really it is just frustration, that wall will never be built. Even if Trump is elected, it won't be built.

Yeah but it don't stop people from buying into what they want to hear.

Even if the wall was built. I'm not sure it would actually stop anyone from getting to the other side of it, if they actually wanted on the other side. However it could be painted gold and have Trumps image and name stamped all over it. Trump and his followers could face it bow, pray, fap to it five times a day. Trump could have carpets made in China that point to the wall. Open hotels in, on, around it.

Quote from: onan on October 20, 2016, 03:43:08 PM
http://www.politicsnc.com/wake-county/


1988: R+6.38 (Leans Republican)
1992: R+4.46 (Toss-Up)
1996: R+10.71 (Strong Republican)
2000: R+7.61 (Leans Republican)
2004: D+0.34 (Toss-Up)
2008: D+7.18 (Leans Democratic)
2012: D+7.59 (Leans Democratic)

My post on Wake not being liberal does come from living there for more than 20 years. As it stands Raleigh has been growing at an astounding rate and many that move here are more educated and from more liberal states.

I followed the politics of the area for about 15 years and then kind of lost interest.

Ah! Thanks for doing the legwork. At least someone can possibly see a trend with that data. Yeah lots of people moving into the RTP, tricities area. Quite a few with fancy sheepskins.   

Quote from: Donald Noory on October 20, 2016, 03:34:43 PM
You'll have to excuse him. He went to a place of higher learning where everyone majors in animal husbandry because they're too dumb to pass any other courses.

Dude, there is lots of Science and Mathematics involved in modern animal husbandry. Ur slight falls short in this respect. 

Quote from: GravitySucks on October 20, 2016, 03:26:52 PM
No, that wasn't a dig at you. In the first sentence I said both parties do it. The only reason I worded it like I did was because it was posted in the Donald Trump thread.

I didn't take it as a dig at me for a second.

However it does say more about you, and how you think. It's clear you're tribe or team GOP bar none. Grab Our Pussy 2016!!
Sigh. 

Quote from: 21st Century Man on October 20, 2016, 03:26:24 PM
Wake County Primary Results from 2016

Democratic Primary

Hillary Clinton    77,927
Bernie Sanders  65,380


Republican Primary

Donald Trump    35, 174
Ted Cruz             48,462
John Kasich        21,622
Marco Rubio       12, 343


I would say Wake County does lean Democratic according to last primary by about 10-20 thousand votes.

So... after taking a single years results of a county, you have determined that it's Democratic leaning. Brilliant deduction, Sherlock. 

See this is why Science and Mathematics are important. 

Quote from: GravitySucks on October 20, 2016, 03:15:24 PM
Gerrymandering is done by both parties. Some states are highly restricted by the Voting Rights act.

If you don't think the democrats do it, here is a map for the stupidest person ever elected to congress. The one that asked if the Mars robers would be able to see the footprints from the Apollo astronauts. The representative from "Space City". Sheila Jackson Lee. The one that shows up 12 hours early to get a front row seat for the State of the Union. Queen Weave. 

Where did I say or imply it was done only by one party or the other? You seem to have a strange bent to your narrative. Hummm...

Talking about rigged elections, everyone seems up in arms.

I'll just leave this here...  http://bfy.tw/8IJW

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 20, 2016, 07:52:27 AM
What the fuck is he talking about? Think Brexit? The man is losing his mind.

Think Oxycontexit?

Quote from: onan on October 19, 2016, 11:02:17 PM
Trump can't have it both ways. He can't talk about the loss of jobs to foreign countries and then buy steel from China. He can't talk about the evils of illegal aliens and then hire them to do work.

Quote from: albrecht on October 19, 2016, 11:03:24 PM
Why?

Albrecht doesn't see why. Hes one of those characters. Who doesn't see the hypocrisy of Trumps message, versus his actions. Trump is big on do what I say not what I do.

I suppose in Trumptard world when Trump does all those things hes being a brilliant billionaire. However when anyone else does it they are part of the problem, Making 'Merica Bad. 

This is my 'MERICA!!! I'ma make it gooder again!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA 

Quote from: Crash Folly on October 16, 2016, 10:44:03 PM
I've been married for more than five years, I already have a robotic lover. amirite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUil6T5dN6Y

MOAR!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtDQc-4wGvM

Halloween, spooky stories, creepypasta tiem.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEwbfnCpKA4

Trump single-handedly turned the GOP Grand Old Party, into the Grab Our Pussy GOP.

Quote from: onan on October 16, 2016, 05:23:38 PM
Actually, I usually find your posts interesting and many times significant food for thought.

Well... If you ingest something of mine and start having spasms, incurring perceptions that make you appear mad to the world. Don't worry. Its only a temporally induced ergot "rye" laced concoction. Specifically produced for public consumption. When I'm in a playful mood. Tickling multiple facets of my curiosity. Seeing who will ingest it, and how they react. What they say, how they say it. Sometimes what they don't say gives a far more delightful insight. Like a textual Rorschach if you will.

Quote from: onan on October 16, 2016, 01:52:13 PM
How do we know she is leftist? Obviously, she is an idiot (don't go there). South Africa isn't Berkeley.

I have no idea where she falls on the spectrum politically or mentally. The video shows they are adopting SJW ideas, like safe spaces, and idiocy masquerading as "Progressive Ideas." "Progressive Ideas" were the moderators words, not mine.

Even though it was coined as a leftist badge. The Left hasn't cornered the market on "SJW" notions. I see it as a growing trend among a larger subset of people. Folks who reject the "status quo", and/or the foundations of culture/knowledge which Humankind is based upon. Replacing it with a belief system, because Science, Mathematics, Facts, History, are hard.

Call it what you will, it's just another brand of anti-intellectualism. The sort of anti-intellectualism that oft rears its ugly head throughout history. Which occasionally dominates a society. Sometimes even leading up to the burning of libraries, and replacing them with a belief system. Lets hope all such trends fade away, instead of gaining more traction.

Like the word Fag isn't exclusive to a homosexual male, it has many meanings, which includes a cigarette, hard work, tiring unwelcome task, or hard work at tedious job or task. This same expansion can apply to what Social Justice Warrior means. Covering a much larger spectrum of ideologies, and idiocy; or even being a ideology unto itself, devoid of Left/Right politics, or idiocy.  "Social Justice" can encompass huge swaths of social matters, especially depending upon ones perspective.

P.S. I know u were poking the bear. I chose to post a wall of text, instead of some tired frog meme, or copy pasta <Copy & Paste> from Reddit, /pol/, 4Chan, Tumblr, Facebook. 

Solar FREAKING Roadways!!!1
All the money they've scammed over this lame idea.
Why this idea wasn't stillborn... is proof people are idiots.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pIfo1Dynjg

Eyes gist gone leaf dis hear...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i80qaETtw8

Quote from: onan on October 14, 2016, 08:07:06 PM
Let's not forget the medieval Christian church in ~1000 CE, started to grow, significantly plus the crusades. And the Mongols pressed almost to Egypt and during that time Bagdad was sacked and the greatest library of the time was burned. Lots of destabilizing factors helped to turn a science minded culture into current ideologies.

Agreed. I grossly over simplified an already dull wall of text. All of those details were beyond the scope of the point I was trying to convey.

Belief systems, and ignorance destroying hard earned scientific and cultural knowledge thoughout history, must be stopped. Destruction of the Alexandrian library, still has me butthurt. 

Quote from: onan on October 14, 2016, 11:21:53 AM
Here is my problem man, Science has been politicized but you have not. I get it, when information contradicts our belief systems, in general, we dig our heels in, I get it.

What if it were disclosed that (Rush, Trump, Cruz) Billy Meier, Ron L. Hubbard, or Jesus delivered the information. During a divine encounter, while speaking in tongues. Would such revelations provide for more acceptance, and a smoother discourse?

The Scientific Method, being man made is fallible. The old fatal crux argument. Science and Belief are both man made notions. Hence both equally suffer from the same fatal crux. Belief Systems however appeal from some infallible higher power perspective. Therefore Pleiadians, Thetans, or God state unassailable facts. Any appeal questioning Higher Powers, or All Loving Sky Beings will entail some wrath, of ones own making.

With the above in mind, it's hard to overlook one fact. Most man-made objects were forged from, or improved upon using the scientific method. Without the scientific method we would still exist as crude, illiterate, ignorant, hand to mouth agrarians or nomads, who clubs pussy on the hoof. Oh wait... that currently still applies, in some groups; sadly.

Lets try putting it into perspective using history. Once upon a time Muslims were the pinnacle of Mathematics and Science. During this time they thrived, and won many converts. Until one day, they turned their backs on the Scientific Method. Instead, they chose the path of steadfastly clinging to Dogma alone. How well is that working out today? The consequences of turning your back on the scientific method has manifested itself clearly; within a subset of current Muslim Ideologies.

The Scientific Method is flawed, as are Belief Systems. What human endeavor isn't flawed? However the Scientific Method is a system built around correcting errors, seeking factual data. The same can't be said for Dogma or Belief Systems. Until higher powers provide a better tool than Belief, or Dogma. The Scientific Method is the best tool mere mortals have to work with. Unless you want to go on a Technological Jihad, which will eventually throw us backwards a thousand years or more.

"Watch your six, if you keep getting abducted."
"Wow. WOW! Can you imagine a nine foot tall..."
Sage advice and deep insight from Heath tonight. Right? Ha Ha Ha

SCOOP: Trump hasn't assaulted every woman on planet. Therefore him implying he sexually assaulted women, and women saying they were assaulted by him, is therefore invalid.
Cool story, bro.

Straight out of Roger Ailes playbook. Having women say “I’ve never seen him do that” or “he’s never done that to me” is the same technique used by Roger Ailes. Ailes is the founder and former Chairman and CEO of Fox News and the Fox Television Stations Group. He resigned in July 2016, when he was accused of sexual harassment. Ailes is one of Trumps advisors.


#OrangeDyeMatters #OrangeDyeSplatters

Bill came back from one of his Lolita Express adventures, caught Hellary cheating.



          Shit went sideways.



In the end everyone patched things up, and they all lived happily evar after.

Quote from: PaulAtreides on October 13, 2016, 04:13:59 PM
Is it Quitter's Week?

No. Heather was talking about a lot of clown sightings happening in Pahrump... Putting 2+2 together = Art sightings.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on October 13, 2016, 05:34:46 PM
Thanks!    I miss that old fart.

2 bad for us the feeling isn't mutual.

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on October 13, 2016, 03:57:44 PM
Yep, the KoolAid drinkers are lapping it up. Even Art Bell is all in on the conspiracy theories. I'm really disappointed in what's happened to him since his retirement.  He's gone from objective Libertarian to paranoid fringe alt-right. His show used to be a welcome relief from the crazy OTT wingnuts, but it looks like now he's joined ranks with Noory and Jones. Sad.

Yeah, about that, Art is all in... until he isn't.

Whats also clear to me is that Art hasn't quit smoking... everything, in my opinion. I mean, has he not ever been involved in politics before? Both sides always wait for the best moment to "drop bombs" on their opponents, it's always been that way. Trump is blessed with dirty laundry, people who are not aware of his dealings are simply low information where Trump is concerned.

When the shoe is on the other foot, Art sure bitches and whines loudly. Now he has a taste of how it feels when someone pulls the rug from under your feet. Art has got Trumps whiny little bitch routine down pat. Sad indeed. 



Here we see our hero Trump the "political outsider" playing a round of golf, back in the day.

Right about now I'm thinking we need a METHEXIT.

Quote from: analog kid on October 13, 2016, 02:41:06 PM
NYT calls Trump's bluff, dares him to sue.

"we welcome the opportunity to have a court set him straight"

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/14/us/politics/donald-trump-lawsuit-threat.html

Oh! Oh! Gonna force the big talker to walk the talk, or shut up. Win, win! This cake is gonna be delicious. 

Quote from: onan on October 13, 2016, 11:38:14 AM
So, who has changed their opinion of trump since this thread started?

I've felt the same way about Trump for almost 20 years. Trumps candidacy hasn't changed my opinion of him, in fact it has reinforced my opinion of who he is. If only he could groom his campaign as well as he did his daughter...

DADDY NEEDS A LAP DANCE BABY GIRL!!!1