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Quote from: mikuthing01🇯🇵🗾🗼🎋🌸🐙🐲🐼 on May 01, 2017, 06:11:51 PM
The good looking lesbians (1% of confused collage girls) like oral. The other 99% are ugly fat manish dikes are in it for the giant rubber dongs and double fisting

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 01, 2017, 05:43:32 PM
Hahahahahahah this is hilarious!!! This was equally funny. Back to back hits here in the Art Bell Rose Girl thread.

Also how in the hell did we get into the topic of pegging? Really? And no I am not a size queen either 

Thank Goddess!!! Peg me nao! Drive me crazy with that wild firebush, BB!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 01, 2017, 04:30:20 PM
I'm not a size queen. I've dated many Irishmen.  *   


*
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=irish+curse

Irish Curse
A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

Aww, how sweet. However I was moar worried if you or ponyboysunset were size queens with your strap-ons, and my precious little flower. I call her rosebud. <tiny shy giggle>

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 01, 2017, 03:59:49 PM
You're never going to titilate* Art into posting here again with all this sex talk unless you post some images of Asian women with it. 

* That was for you, rekcuf. 

Art can get some strange from his harem of MitD groupies. I don't have that luxury, I have to get it anyway I can. Oh wait... what MitD.

Okay, okay I'll throw him a bone. Here is a few Thai ladies, boy!! Look at all those kathoey in this pic, fellas!! 

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 01, 2017, 03:12:28 PM
Oh my! Put that thing away before you put somebody's eye out.

Oh? When I hear your voice, I wanna break you down like a shotgun and do you on your clients dirty sheets, ya little minx. Turnabout being fair play you could do me the same way if you want. You could borrow ponyboysunsets dong if you don't have one. Just be gentle with me, and respect me in the morning. Mkay? Unless either one of you is a size queen. Then NO, just NO!! 

Quote from: Σ> on May 01, 2017, 03:02:31 PM
just leave it on the table.  i'll make use of it after the sun goes down.

Careful hon, theemz thomeone thalted your buttbutter.

Thalty MV ith thooo deliciouth! Yummm!!

Quote from: Σ> on May 01, 2017, 01:06:34 AM
misogynist.

Ah, that reminds me... remember when Nancy and DohsGirl got on a kick calling everyone misogynist? Which they ended up spinning into a conspiracy theory about how radio and podcasting was an all mens club, because misogyny. Then a few evil three legged beast helped them become podcasting divas. One vile 3 legged bastard even went so far as to give them a streaming platform for free, and showed them how to use it; I'm pointing my misogynistic dong at you, MV.

And those wimmyn would have been successful, if not for those evil 3 legged beast not listening to them. Oh wait... guize did listen to them, and enjoyed the show wanting moar! Until their true diva nature started emerging from within. At that point the wheels fell off the show in short order. At least it was moar honest than inventing shadow stalkers.

Hell, they should make a Lifetime movie about the plight of two strong intelligent feminist wimmyn who knew nothing about the cutthroat podcasting world. Fighting the status quo bootstrapping themselves from zero listeners into the stratosphere of tens of listeners. All while fighting against a horde of slimy misogynist who gave them them the knowledge, platform, and support to follow their dreams. Alas the misogynist would ultimately win, shattering their hearts and dreams. How on Earth could two strong intelligent wimmyn with pure hearts, foresee and avoid the monstrous seeds implanted by misogyny. The repugnant masculine seeds bore fruit at a phenomenal rate. First came the large bulbous flowers of jealousy, spattered with blood red spots. Filling the air with a catty fragrance. Concluding with a massive pear shaped Diva fruit, which sadly was rotten to the core.

Goddamn all men for being what they are, and making wimmyn the way they are... Up next on LIFETIEM.

... Thoze were thu'dayz...

Skimming this thread it's hard to keep up... BlowsGirl is cancer, or BlowsCunt has cancer? I know for a fact it's one, the other not so much I'll bet.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZLHcwmP-9A

#MAGA, baby!!  #MAGA, BB!!



Trickle down on me sum MOAR, BB!!1
Don't stop, BB!! YES! YES!!1
Drain that swamp all ovar my face, BB!!1

Well worn card...

             AMERICAS  ↓





      North AMERICA  ↓




Lots of Americans don't live in the USA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHi9FvUPSdQ

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on April 25, 2017, 05:25:14 PM
Just that. I'm drop dead gorgeous. And a wonderful host. If I held banquets everyone would see what a wonderful host I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on April 01, 2017, 08:47:46 PM
... Trump was elected by a minority of Americans. Besides, the dysfunction clearly evident in his administration is not likely to accomplish the results you're expecting.

He would have won that too! Had it not been for those pesky 3.5 million meddling illegals in their mysterious vans.

Quote from: mikuthing01🇯🇵🗾🗼🎋🌸🐙🐲🐼 on April 01, 2017, 08:14:04 PM

Funny you would respond to that, must have hit a nerve.
Seeking to self-nominate? 
Looks like we have a winrar!

2 out of 3 branches of government are working okay, so far. Despite the shit show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s

Bellgabber who post the most gun images.
AKA: Bellgabber with the smallest most flaccid penis.

Bellgabber using the most Thorazine.
Bellgabber needing moar Thorazine.
Bellgabber most likely to use a Thorazine enema.
Bellgabber in most need of Thorazine prescribed.

Bellgabber most likely to be stalked.
Bellgabber most likely to stalk.
Bellgabber most likely to be stalked, in their mind.
Bellgabber most likely to chase a shadow person around with a 9MM.
Bellgabber most likely to be shot at, or hear a firecracker.
Bellgabber most likely to quit a show.
Bellgabber most likely to quit.
Bellgabber most likely to sue you.
Bellgabber most likely to not understand all the hate, at least when it's directed at them.
Bellgabber that is the least self-aware.

Bellgabber most likely to be Heather Wades cuck.
Bellgabber who is a dude playing the dude whos a dude.
Bellgabber who is most like Eeyore.
Bellgabber that is the biggest star fucker.
Bellgabber most likely to be biggest Art sycophant.
Ballgrabber who is the biggest Art nuthugger.

Quote from: bateman⭐️ on March 30, 2017, 05:22:58 PM
"The passive-aggressive psychic" would be a great SNL skit.

Really? It's gonna need new writers. Our character bombs on the megaton scale with the current writer. 

Quote from: ItsOver on March 30, 2017, 05:13:38 PM
By that measure, so was Falkie, Gnoory, and Bobo17.  Posting on an internet forum doesn't make you a good show host.

Not to mention this vaguely lovable crew loves to eat "it's own" <whatever that means> when we smell blood or bullshit. Heather & Art fueled the feeding frenzy with liberal amounts of both. Then act like they did nothing to incur the unending wrath heaped upon them. Just like Rose Cunt does. Birds of a feather... get their cages rattled together.

NEWS FLASH!!:
Know nothing huckster who despises penis, yet has massive penis envy. Plays the passive aggressive feminist card. Once her shit posting generates enough negative attention, any attention is good attention. Because her daddy touched her butt. She will play the victim card, again. Like the borderline personality she is.

A cunt I can deal with, even like & respect. On the other hand a sick cunt is a totally different matter altogether. You can't be nice to borderline personalities no matter how hard you try, take Falkie for example...   

Quote from: TigerLily on March 29, 2017, 05:22:51 PM
I miss Art      ...

So did the stalker.

Too soon?

Ultimately Paper Boy is a poser, he lives in San Francisco around the bay area which is a Liberal Mecca. Liberal ideals may disgust him, but he loves living in the economic and cultural prosperity SF Liberals provide. I'm sure he can give many convoluted tall tales about how Conservatives/Libertarians made the place so GREAT that it still prospers despite almost 50 years of Liberal domination. Yes, our beloved keyboard commando should put his money where his mouth is, proving hes not all bloviation. Moving to a Conservative Mecca would be befitting. Where his screeds would indeed succeed...

*Uh California Neo-libertarian in King Donalds Court

Rush Limbaughs birthplace would be befitting of his political leanings. A land where PB can really bask in the Conservative Libertarian economic and cultural prosperity that is the Cape. Our Fearless Leader MV < Praise MV > can show him the best that Taint, MO has to offer. The architectural beauty of Bill Emerson Bridge for example, a bridge built to escape nowhere.

Under the bridge they can see a crowd gathering witnessing a common occurrence, yet another meth-head fucking his sister. Everyone is yelling, throwing their hands in the air excitedly at the horrid high-stakes event unfolding before them. Taken aback PB joins in the fray to shout the meth addled dirtbag down. Which turns to frozen silence, once PB realizes the fray wasn't quite what it seemed. The frenzied crowd was placing bets. Wagering on the outcome of who comes first, the meth-head, his sister, or the cops.

MV sees PB is a little shaken from the towns unsanctioned gaming, so takes him for a drink at the pub. Meeting up with the guys to take the edge off. Only the best entertainment in town for their guest. They decide to really paint the town red. 32 is pretty much the apex of cultural entertainment around town. The object of Thirty-two is simple. Count the number of women it takes to make a complete set of teeth. Whoever has the highest female count buys the next round. The guy with the smallest female count tries to get those women to date him simultaneously, so he can have bragging rights. About him being on a date involving a full set of teeth.   

Papes at this point is deeply contemplating the move to this holy land, while nursing his Budweiser with disdain. His newfound brethren pick up on this vibe, and decide it's time to go elsewhere. With much bluster and pomp in their voices they spin tales of a place so good it's great, so huge it's amazing, with views unlike any other. Views that will make your head spin. PB feels this is a winning proposition, casts his vote to go see this wondrous place. Filled with excitement, he realizes along the way his band of brothers didn't tell him their destination.

The Jeep stops, PB looks around. This place looks nothing like the grandiose claims made. Once everyone is out of the Jeep PB wants to know where hes at, to which he receives no reply. Eventually MV says, "This is Trumps Bluff, do you know how it works?" PBs reply is a dubious expression, to the seemingly nonsensical question. The impasse is broken when the guys grab PB, bending him over and taking turns slipping him the dong, dry. PB struggles to no avail, demanding they stop. Yet, they did not stop. Why, you ask? The crew from the Cape knew it was clear case of fake news. PB was simply playing hard to get. Because when a clown with orange hair and makeup bends him over and is dry running him, PB can't get enough. 

Poser Libertarian stranded, dazed, and confused, in the heart of Tuh Donalds court. Butthurt is his only consolation. Fear not! Our beloved keyboard commando will spread his embittered alternative facts of that night, as far and wide as his newly reamed anus.

...And that was the story of him.   

<*Even though this narrative is all bloviation, it's just as valid most of Paper Boys bloviating narratives. >

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on March 29, 2017, 07:15:56 PM
WTF!! Someone needs to put a stop to this BS! She's gone from "no job" at the WH, to a "non-official" job, and now she has an "official" job?!? What the hell is going on? This family's egos are out of control. Or something even more nefarious, like daddy is unfit for office and she's the fixer, a de facto president? WTF?!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/29/politics/ivanka-trump-white-house-job/index.html

Between the 2 of them I like the idea of her being POTUS over him, but I get that isn't the point. I bet she grabs Tuh Donalds pussy all the time, for a long long tiem nao.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on March 29, 2017, 09:09:13 AM
   ...

I have a question, and maybe it is just that of an overly doting father - has anyone ever seen the orange manbaby show the slightest gesture of affection to his youngest son? We know he's touchy-feely with his daughter, so he is not above such displays, but my feeling is the boy has some developmental delay that is repulsive to his physically repulsive dad.

Because Trump is a real man who likes grabbing real pussies, and despises grabbing figurative pussies?   

Quote from: TigerLily on March 27, 2017, 03:39:34 PM
I really need to find that "head in the sand" meme

More like this, or less?

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on March 26, 2017, 10:07:10 AM
Oh ffs, don't flatter yourself. Bonkers? You're just not worth it. Spending your days typing different versions of the same "Its all about me, fuck everyone else".

Without a doubt PB mostly spews fact free idealism's. Which he rapidly pulls from a little manifesto of his own creation. Speaking of rapidly pulling little things, it's clear his manifesto was conjured up from early masturbatory fantasies inspired by Ayn Rand. His stunted single note diatribes and screeds are far more palatable for forum consumption, and less bannable than spamming a manifesto umpteen times a day. PB is indeed quite full of himself now that the POTUS has a magic (R) after his name.

PBs idealism can only exist between his ears, or in a vacuum. Some here would argue there's no difference between the two. While some of these ideals may look very appealing on the surface to some people, myself included. Ultimately they only exist in a vacuum of pixels, mutating when exposed to the air of reality. Corruption, endless lust for power, and unintended consequences are but a few of the mutagens that can turn ideals malignant. Such mutagens plague all Political and Economic idealism's. Thwarting even the best laid plans of mice and men, as history can attest.

TL;DR: Paper Boy is like Ted Kaczynski with WiFi.

Tort Reform
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So tort reform laws appear to have had some impact on the cost of medical malpractice in the US, but the effect is modest at best and they’re obviously not the only factor in reducing these costs. Also, even very strict laws aimed at reducing medical malpractice costs appear to be ineffective in certain States (e.g. Massachusetts, Louisiana). But most importantly, a 27% drop in medical malpractice costs in the US has coincided with a 64% rise in overall health care costs. Clearly, tort reform laws have done nothing to reduce overall health care costs and are only partly responsible for reducing medical malpractice costs in the US.

http://truecostofhealthcare.net/malpractice/

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 25, 2017, 01:34:37 PM
I don't like the idea of government controlling healthcare but you make a lot of excellent points regarding why our healthcare is so expensive and I completely agree.  The litigious nature of our society particularly over the last 50 years has been one of the key reasons why the cost of our healthcare has skyrocketed.

I'm simply using your quote as a springboard to add information to the conversation, not as an attack on your post.

Below is data gathered on the cost of medical malpractice in the USA. Even if the stats have quadrupled since the study was done it would only account for 9.6% of total health care spending. I don't think it has quadrupled, see bonus links for details.

Quotehttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3048809/

Abstract
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Concerns about reducing the rate of growth of health expenditures have reignited interest in medical liability reforms and their potential to save money by reducing the practice of defensive medicine. It is not easy to estimate the costs of the medical liability system, however. This article identifies the various components of liability system costs, generates national estimates for each component, and discusses the level of evidence available to support the estimates. Overall annual medical liability system costs, including defensive medicine, are estimated to be $55.6 billion in 2008 dollars, or 2.4 percent of total health care spending.

Wanna see a doctors malpractice bill for 2015?
Bonus link: http://truecostofhealthcare.net/malpractice/



Moar bonus linkage: https://www.npdb.hrsa.gov/resources/npdbstats/npdbStatistics.jsp