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#3391
Politics / Re: London pedestrians struck 2017 Oct 7
October 07, 2017, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: albrecht on October 07, 2017, 01:49:19 PM
Now it is said  the driver, who appears to be black, was an uber driver in a Prius minicab- not one of the cool diesel old legit black cabs- and was "shouting" as passersby tackled him and held him for the police. London's Islamic mayor, who once called moderate Muslims "Uncle Toms," has said "it is not terrorism" but a "road traffic collision'.  :o

Seems you've deduced important clues from your internet vantage point, thousands of miles away, that others on the actual scene haven't. Why tease bellgab with nebulous narratives, instead of informing Scotland Yard with your brilliant deductions, Sherlock?

Are you shocked it's not being immediately called a terror attack? Or that your implied narrative doesn't fit with their narrative? :o :o :o
<Triple Shocked someone with such important information won't inform the police>

If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem. Maybe it's fear of snitches geting stitches? Yeah yeah thatz it!

Dude, it could be the second coming of Fuhrer Islama Bien-isis of a terror attack, on the other hand maybe not. Why even bother typing such nebulousness, unless you enjoy blowing dog whistles, or virtue signaling? If you've got something to say, say it. If you know something that others don't, please call the police A.S.A.P.

You seem reluctant to disclose Information, you just tease bellgab with your profound knowledge of world events. Peoples lives could depend upon your valuable information. Please share it with us, or the proper authorities.



           ^^^ Seems legit ^^^
#3392
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 30, 2017, 08:47:25 PM
Quote from: Hog on September 27, 2017, 09:57:18 PM
Hugh Heffner dead at 91.

No it wasn't a Sildenafil OD.

peace
Hog

Thanks for your contribution to society before the internet.

The men who remember those savage tiems will nao stand at attention...   
and give a final salute befitting Hughs legacy.


During the salute and moment of silence, anyone is welcome to take a knee, if they wish.

(RIP) Rest In Piece, Hugh
#3393
Politics / Re: Random Political Giggle
September 29, 2017, 01:25:47 AM
This pic keeps on giving... keep looking.
'Murka fuq yea!!1 <giggle> MOAR!!

#3394
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 29, 2017, 01:08:07 AM
#3395
Politics / Re: Typed with a straight face (LULZ)
September 27, 2017, 12:07:57 AM
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on September 26, 2017, 11:19:18 PM
Here's the thing.

I hate to keep bringing up Obama, but ...

               #MySides

#3396
                        #WINNING




#3397
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 23, 2017, 12:38:33 AM



                  GO!!!
#3398
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 22, 2017, 03:42:38 PM
Haz this been posted on this page??? In case someone missed it
...FFS


http://youtu.be/tP54PViW660

POST IT MOAR!!1 GODDAMNIT MOAR NEEDZ MOAR!!1
#3399
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
September 22, 2017, 03:33:13 PM
Quote from: Roswells, Art on September 22, 2017, 11:24:13 AM
Well he was hitting on her. In the video where he explains how to donate $500 dollars he say's he would like a little old lady to drive him around Pasadena. Ew. Failentino was probably up all night imagining everything he would buy with the old lady's money.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7f9hsFrKUY
#3400
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#3404
Quote from: PB the Deplorable on September 20, 2017, 08:32:33 PM
Do I have to drink Pabst when listening to it? - because I hate that crap

No doubt. Speaking of crap, I'll drink one PBR and it'll give me a case of Schlitz. Talk about return on investment!

While on the subject of investment, I've got a deal for you and your PBR hating ilk. It's a reusable vinyl wrap that you can put on any 12oz or 16oz can. Best use of vinyl since the LP, without a doubt. We call them Plastic Poser Protectors. They look a lot like PBR labels at a distance. Simply wrap your favorite canned beverage with our reusable Plastic Poser Protectors, and BAM!!! Your status as a dirty damn hipster can remain intact.

BUT WAIT, THERES MOAR!!! Fear not poser pals, even if your clan of dirty hipsters detects the faux label, causing a disturbance in the Force. Whereby they will seek to vote you off the island of Misfit Artisans & Trust Fund Babies at the next meeting. You can spin this major faux pas in your favor, saving face. Simply say our Plastic Poser Protectors were so corny and kitsch that you just had to have one. Because... you know... ironic, cheese, RIGHT! Hell, at that point the room of frozen frowns will turn upside-down with overwhelming waves of warm accolades. They will be impressed with how woke, and in tune you really are, heaps of social status will ensue. Maybe even becoming head of the trendy tribe, until the next thing comes along.

WAIT! THERE'S EVEN MOAR!! Here is the meat and potatoes of the deal, if you act nao! You can be the sole provider or our amazing status enhancing Plastic Poser Protectors in your area. Along with our incredible line of artisan vitamins, and heritage survival kits, all locally sourced. You can become the tip of the spear, so to speak. All products come with our no case of Schlitz guarantee... (Hello, you still there? Anyone? ...) 

(Early beta peek of our next Poser Product.)

#3405
With vinyl becoming evermore popular dirty damn hipsters will have to flee to an even more obscure music format. Where will the dirty hipsters flock in search of a new musical format?

The answer is the ultimate in heritage, organic, artisan, analog reproduction. This archaic medium is more scratch resistant and convenient compared to vinyl. Nothing can even come close to it in sound reproduction at any price point. Yet retains all the looks and tactile seduction of analog, without any of the drawbacks of analog, or digital.

Get in on the ground-floor nao, before it's too late! Collect all that cryptocurrency from smartphones, and damp crinkled cash from skinny jeans. Insure you ply the air liberally with a lexicon of hipster buzzwords. Nothing lubricates a hipster to throw gobs of cash around better than a thick layer of locally sourced smugness, except sniffing their own farts.

Sneak peek below of a beta being tested in the wild.
(Click Pic To Enlarge )

   
#3406
       The man ain't keepin' me down, yo!

Step 1. Settings > Speed > 0.25 slow motion.
Step 2. Fullscreen > Play
Step 3. ???BellGab???
Step 4. PROFIT!!1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP7KFv6spt8
#3409
Random Topics / Re: Camper trailors
September 20, 2017, 01:15:39 AM
Step 1. Use pure Helium in Nebulizer
Step 2. BellGab mail-order bride ads for quick turnaround on younger model
Step 3. ???BellGab???
Step 4. PROFIT!!1

                TOO SOON...

#3412
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 18, 2017, 01:01:43 AM
Blech! I'm just going to say it and get it out of the way on this one: pretentious cunt.

Yes, yes you are.
However this is known by most posters here already.
Thanks for the unending reaffirmations.

You would have to leave the house and be around people to see a concert.
That is rich, I LOLed.

Next you will act like the sky is falling, telling us that some people are eating babies on pizza... Oh wait.           
                      <yuuuge emoji>
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