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Well of course NASA is fixated on this show and releasing new images in coordination with it. *bong hit*

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on September 10, 2015, 02:48:53 AM
Aluminum, believe it or not, was more rare than gold at that time and very expensive to refine.

Fucking right, it doesn't occur in a metallic form in nature. It was worth WAY more and was WAY more prestigious than gold at one time. Then someone invented an easy way to refine it and now it's something we make pepsi cans out of.

Why did royal families in the 19th century break out the aluminum flatware to impress guests over gold? Now we make coke cans out of it.

It's too bad you can't resurrect people. I'd love to get Plato, Aristotle and on Epicurus on with Hoagland. And then bring in Ray Kurzweil to talk about nanotechnology and make them all look bad.

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 10, 2015, 02:29:42 AM
It's just a different show/style. He's always going to take longer and take more questions than the typical radio host would because he's not the typical radio host. Would it be better if he cut callers off quicker?? Maybe? Maybe not. I tend to think the best things happen when you just go with the flow.

I think Richard just likes to have conversations with people and goes with it. I'm not bitching. In truth, I think Art should probably hold some callers longer than he does.

Quote from: norland2424 on September 10, 2015, 02:27:40 AM
his stalker might be coming after you since you ripped into him hahaha

Pffftt.

Quote from: techiebryson on September 10, 2015, 02:23:49 AM
Yes. But it's part of his plan to prevent pranksters from getting through and also prevent pilgrims from calling and asking to touch his hair for a blessing.

I've been wondering about that. I mean, he kept Astroguy on for a while too and he was detracting. I think Richard just likes to talk to people and gets carried away. Either that or he wants to avoid calls from his stalker.

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on September 10, 2015, 02:11:59 AM
OMG LMFAO

Gold star for that one.

It's in the data.

I suspect a conspiracy. Trump and Hoagland are in some kind of twisted bohemian grove hair club for men that's controlling the world. It's in the data, look at the photographs. *bong hit*

Quote from: Sandra Kristen on September 10, 2015, 02:04:39 AM
*sigh* the callers were doing so well and then this guy brings up Trump.

Also does everyone like my new avatar?

You should photoshop it so you piss off Schulman.

Uh oh, Richard can't shut off the bumper music. Fucking bumper music, it's such a fickle bitch.

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 10, 2015, 01:58:14 AM
I picture you doing this like the memes of Kermit drinking his tea.

That's pretty much it. I'm just giggling.

Oh yes, trees in temperatures low enough to freeze carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. *bong hit*. At least Richard said "Naw, it's buildings".

Ah yes, etheric tremors in the force instead of gravity. That's lovely. *bong hit*

I knew that was coming. The antikythera mechanism is an ancient accutron.

Quote from: Étouffée on September 10, 2015, 01:32:58 AM
Whaaaat?  Return of the Anikythera Mechanism!

I think he meant that he was holding Louis the caller over.

Falcon heavy has nothing to do with a nuclear rocket Richard.

Why the fuck would you build structures in a crater? It limits what you can do with those structures. Build a house at the bottom of the meteor crater in AZ and see how useful a location that is.

An over exposure of ice. Yeah, lots of ice out there in space where it's fucking freezing.

I get the feeling Richard doesn't like open lines.

We need to get Hoagland a backyard sasquatch. He'd let it in the office and have it co-hosting in less than a week.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FLZPFI3jc

Quote from: ShayP on September 10, 2015, 12:56:13 AM
Entertaining.    ....nuff said. 

I concur, a good old fashioned Art Bell crazy guest story night. And now . . . Braaps!

Quote from: Manx on September 10, 2015, 12:53:33 AM
aqua velva might do the trick

Either that or it will make the sasquatch amorous.

Jeez, another person with a bigfoot in the backyard. Someone needs to invent a spray or something to get rid of these things. Especially if they're eating cats.

Wait. "Felt his presence"?

Well now, this just took a turn for the crazy.

Well, I see some turds and some grass that seems sort of beat down a little bit. If you look closely at the turd though you can see a face and what appears to be a torsion field generator.

Turd pics on Artbell.com? Well fuck yeah!

Quote from: Sandra Kristen on September 09, 2015, 11:57:31 PM
I'd lose it if Bigfoot called in tonight.

And it turns out to sound just like White Crow.

Bigfoot: "Me want Hoagland NOW!!!!!! BRAAP!"

*phone line snip*