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Oh yes, Richard thinks you should hook up a low-resolution webcam to a 14" telescope instead of a real camera. That's because you get artifacts that you can claim are buildings because of the shitty resolution. *bong hit*

Quote from: ShayP on September 12, 2015, 02:43:55 AM
You're pretty wasted now, huh? 

Completely fucked.

Oh, Richard thinks that planets in the outer solar system don't get hit by shit and make good places for archives. *Bong hit*

Yeah, Neptune's moons look good . . .

Quote from: coaster on September 12, 2015, 02:27:31 AM
For fuck sake richard, stop with the 911 comparisons.

Yeah, good way to hurt the book sales playing with that shit.

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 12, 2015, 02:17:31 AM
there are a TON of listeners who email and message asking for shows like tonight.

Bet those are a barrel of fun to read . . .

J/k. It's just Hoagland craziness. It's to be expected.

Quote from: WanagoBleu on September 12, 2015, 02:14:21 AM
lmao!!!

I'll be listening until the end of the show tonight . . . . maybe later. Wonder what's on after Hoags?

So I'm in the kitchen listening on my phone. The significant other was in the living room listening on the TV. I just heard her scream "Fuck! Fools!" and storm upstairs to bed. Now I'm afraid to head to bed.

Quote from: Barfly on September 12, 2015, 01:56:04 AM
You getting them from Mexico? hard to get them in the states
enjoy the night sir.

No, it's just pot that I'm calling 'ludes because I'm delusional at this point. *weeps*

Quote from: ShayP on September 12, 2015, 01:52:08 AM
Well...I'm shitting the bed tonight.  Reminding people of beloved pets, giving people the impression that they are shitty callers, having someone imply I was going to debate religion, typing in clear English and having it misread, being kind to someone only for them to get pissy, not having tacos to eat and sexing someones grandmother.  I feel like a jackass and most of this is not true.    Is this some kind of Cabal!!!!?  Look at my frikin avatar....I'm a nice guy!

*sigh*

Want a 'lude? That's all that's holding me together tonight.

Quote from: ShayP on September 12, 2015, 01:44:48 AM
There were NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER any glass domes.

*pops a 'lude* domes and rabbit's teeth.

Quote from: trostol on September 12, 2015, 01:42:48 AM
wow who put all this vodka into this drink

Me. You need it. *gulp*

Quote from: Barfly on September 12, 2015, 01:36:16 AM
Well thats the obvious answer, but i suspect a deeper evil answer to the taco dilemma.

Alright then, eat at taco bell. You'll soon realize that the tacos do indeed still support some kind of bacterial life . . . just like Mars. Case closed!

Quote from: RoseGirl on September 12, 2015, 01:35:49 AM
You know....RCH's music makes me miss Naugahyde.

Naugahyde never went out of style in the Hoag household, I guarantee you that!

Quote from: Barfly on September 12, 2015, 01:31:46 AM
Look at the taco on the right with the flour tortilla, the anomaly is the meat seems to be creeping out of the taco on the bottom.
This may be concerning to RCH, it may infer that the meat is a life form that is moving

It's just evidence of a former civilization that once existed within the taco.

Independent confirmation! *Loses it*

Quote from: zeebo on September 12, 2015, 01:23:01 AM
Especially not geometry ice.

That really bothers me, the geometry stuff. Those photographs are taken from a huge distance, the closer and high resolution the photographs, the lesser the apparent geometry (which isn't that good in the first place).

Oh yes, suburbs. I'm seeing the fuck out of that one.

Quote from: trostol on September 12, 2015, 01:19:15 AM
its like they dont even think of ya know..natural things lol

Yes, white highly reflective things don't happen in nature! Well, except Antarctica. Yes, ice is really reflective. But that can't be ice on a frozen asteroid!

Oh yes, this makes sense so far. Let's say it's just like the Dallas/Fort Worth nights at light picture, but it's also a collapsed ruin with no electricity.

Quote from: norland2424 on September 12, 2015, 01:13:57 AM
http://othersideofmidnight.com/fri-sept-11-will-farrar/

Thx.

Wait, where the hell are we supposed to go?

BIRMINGHAM lol

Quote from: jazmunda on September 12, 2015, 01:06:05 AM
WWFD?*

* What Would Falkie Do?

Accidently leave the taco meat on the floor and take a nap and then spend 4 months cleaning it up next year?

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on September 12, 2015, 01:01:49 AM
Braaps!

With this line up I never get to make dinner

It's gonna get worse. Bateman is now on Fridays before Art's show. 7 hours of good radio in a row.

Time to roll a Hoag, spark it up and get braaped!

This guy's southern accent is fake.

Quote from: ShayP on September 12, 2015, 12:39:59 AM
Hoagie NOW. 

*Checks accutron* 19.5 minutes. Braaps.

Whoa. Art growled at the guy.

Jeez, how many times does the poor atheist have to keep explaining that he's an atheist?

Quote from: coaster on September 11, 2015, 11:52:30 PM
I thought the vatican or something released the last secret..

The claim is that they didn't release the real one.