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Quote from: ShayP on January 30, 2016, 01:27:26 AM
I wish I had all my childhood stuff.  Yeah, GoBots were the poor man's version of Transformers.  I had some too.

I have tons of worn out G.I. Joe stuff and Transformers too. My mom just kept it all, and I now have my basement bar decorated with all that stuff.

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 30, 2016, 01:27:14 AM
Stones or the Beatles?

Beatles.

Quote from: Jackstar on January 30, 2016, 01:25:36 AM

Wow Jack, that totally caused a memory flood. I haven't thought about that since 1985. I was ten. How old were you?

Quote from: trostol on January 30, 2016, 01:23:24 AM
seriously...gobots?

should have been Voltron or Tranzor Z

I still have my toys. A full voltron set and a ton of gobots. They must have been cheap, because my mom and dad bought me a ton of them.

Quote from: ShayP on January 30, 2016, 01:22:38 AM
seriously?  I mean really?    Who likes Gobots?

It disturbs me that I even remember Gobots.

Quote from: trostol on January 30, 2016, 01:21:07 AM
never watched either

Voltron or Gobots.

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 30, 2016, 01:20:37 AM
Green Acres or Petticoat Junction?

Green Acres.

Quote from: trostol on January 30, 2016, 01:18:45 AM
Soap or Taxi?

Taxi, that one is obvious.

Quote from: trostol on January 30, 2016, 01:16:54 AM
sounds like SciFi and his tree lol

That tree owes me.

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on January 30, 2016, 01:06:27 AM
You sure are brave Art.

Fidget, hate to say it, but you have the Captain Ahab/White Whale thing going on. Nothing can be gained from what you're doing here.

Quote from: ShayP on January 30, 2016, 01:06:36 AM
  Go climb a tree!

I did! It was glorious. Then the fucking thing stabbed me with a branch.

Quote from: trostol on January 30, 2016, 01:01:32 AM
there is more important topics to talk about

Columbo or Rockford Files?

Motherfucking Columbo. Hands down.

Quote from: norland2424 on January 30, 2016, 12:59:17 AM
lol what?

I got hit in the head with a plastic lawn deer during a tornado some time ago and he's giving me trouble about it.

Quote from: Jackstar on January 30, 2016, 12:01:47 AM
Admittedly, as demands go, this one is pretty futile. Can you get me a Monte Cristo, as long as you're up? Thanks. EXTRA POWDER.

You and your elitist foo foo sandwiches.

Oh Jesus lol. Michelle is going to start calling MV now.

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 29, 2016, 11:17:48 PM
Alright SFA, I know your lurking. Get your flippers in here and come tell us if the ocean waters are safe, or if we should all learn to climb trees.

The oceans are perfectly safe. Don't mind the lead, PCB's, or the giant swirling whirlpool of plastic. Just jump on in! If enough of you do that, the dolphins can get the hell out of that cesspit and take over your cities. Oh shit, I shouldn't have said that out loud.

Quote from: ItsOver on January 29, 2016, 09:59:08 PM
Hoagie can be a hoot.  Hoagie can also be an ass.  Proof there really is a cryptid known as the Hootass.

I like it. The Hootass is a sasquatch-like creature frequently sighted in New Mexico distinguished by its magnificent hairdo, a strong scent reminiscent of Old Spice, a penchant for loving the sound of its own voice, and the fact that it can be easily trapped by using either a nice bolo tie or coupons for free Cracker Barrel breakfasts as bait.

Quote from: bateman on January 29, 2016, 09:18:34 PM
3. Yelling "BRAAAAAPS" to a confused Dean Haglund was fantastic. That was a few minutes after his Skype tutorial.

That was a classic episode. First the stern Skype tutorial, then "Braaaps!" and then finally Hoagland claiming that they were cousins. Haglund was so professional and just breezed past it all, but he had to walk out thinking that was the weirdest damn interview he's ever done. 

Quote from: Value Of Pi on January 29, 2016, 09:31:08 PM
Oh, was that an elk? I was thinking bighorn sheep. Wouldn't an elk make less noise, standing around posing and waiting for RCH to take his picture? Or did RCH piss off the elk by refusing?

I think Richard just said it was some kind of strange creature he was going to ponder.

Quote from: Value Of Pi on January 29, 2016, 08:38:12 PM
Date of Michael Horn Gabcast (#2)? Nice work, thank you, though others can judge comprehensiveness better than me.

11/22/2015 I think.

Quote from: VoteQuimby on January 29, 2016, 07:43:32 PM
Top 10 Hilarious/Amazing Balls DMDN/BellGab/Bell Universe Moments

People don't realize how funny Hoagland's show was at times. There are a few other honorable mentions.

1. Hoagland's stalker calling in and Richard trying to dump him but accidently dumping himself while the stalker ranted away.

2. An obviously frustrated Rowland yelling "I said go!!" after one of Richard's technical snafus.

3. Hoagland yelling "Braaaaaaps to Bellgab" after we cured his sinus headache with a thought experiment.

4. The sheer diversity of the background noises which ranged from someone picking on a mandolin to an elk walking around in the studio.

For a while there, something hilarious would happen nearly every night.

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on January 29, 2016, 07:03:55 PM
Art,
Don't know if you've seen this, but here's your friend Neil deGrasse Tyson answering the"flat Earth" crowd, lol!!

Poor NdGT, he's been running around for months dismissing the KIC 8462852 "alien megastructure" phenomenon as being unequivocally caused by comets. Turns out, it's not comets.

http://www.attn.com/stories/5242/astronomers-theory-star-kic

Quote from: chefist on January 29, 2016, 06:50:14 PM
Maybe...but Trump didn't quite a campaign and then tried to start it up again...

Didn't Ross Perot do that?

Quote from: bateman on January 29, 2016, 06:44:27 PM
1:03:48 exactly.

If you go a bit earlier though, you hear some of Hoagie trying to snarf the earlier slot out from under Heather.

http://othersideofmidnight.com/free-episode-audio-open-hailing-frequencies-from-dec-16-2015/

There it is, happens at around 1:02

Quote from: MV on January 29, 2016, 06:36:54 PM
can someone send me audio of this?

It's the free episode listed on the OSOM site. I think even Hoagland realized it was funny.

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 29, 2016, 04:10:06 PM
Was that when you saw the size of his finger or was love at first feel?

Finger? You mean he was only supposed to use one? I find the whole thing confusing, ask Sredni for the details.

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 29, 2016, 03:50:29 PM
There is no compensation for the GabCast, sir.

It actually cost me. MV downgraded me from crackhead mode to meth lab mode because he felt my criticisms of St. Louis were lukewarm and wishy washy.

Quote from: ItsOver on January 29, 2016, 03:49:33 PM
Having a colonoscopy WITHOUT anesthesia is my nightmare.  Thank God I can't birth a child.  God's probably pretty happy about that, too.

I haven't had a colonoscopy yet, but I did recently undergo my first prostate exam. Eyes the size of saucers. This middle age business is for the birds.

Quote from: coaster on January 29, 2016, 03:41:19 PM
True, but they dig around people's disgusting mouths for a living. That deserves a hefty paycheck imo. I couldn't do it. Theres a reason why dentists are on the top of the list when it comes to suicide rates per profession.
While I am on the subject of disgusting professions, podiatrists have to be miserable. Touching people's stinky feet all day. No thanks. Humans are pretty gross.

Performing colonoscopies would be the nightmare job for me.