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Fuck George Noory.

Hey, you and your buddies take the haunted room.

Boy, this sounds familiar... 

Quote from: valdez on October 31, 2013, 05:22:33 AM
     Kane Hodder has played Jason in those Friday the 13th movies that I've never bothered to see (well, I recall watching the first one, but just barely, something about a fish tank).  He said kids who are bullied would be well served to fight back, even if they get their butt kicked, because it would make them feel better about themselves, and it’s that self-esteem thing (or lack thereof) that drives some of these kids to hang themselves in the garage.   Robert Murch and Brandon Hodge were on to talk about Ouija boards and something called a Planchette, which allows spirits to write down their messages.  I didn't expect much from these guys, but they knew their stuff and carried the conversation along nicely.  George pulls a decent show out of his butt.  I don't have much hope for ghost 2 ghost tomorrow.  He and Tommy seem to be over-planning it.  Tommy said something about "sound effects."  Egads

He was the best Jason, personally.  Too bad he wasn't that tall compared to Robert Englund.  Though Jason killing his future self in VIII is funny, as well as himself in IX.

Poor Art, his field must be non-existent... 

Quote from: ItsOver on October 30, 2013, 08:39:41 AM
Thank you!  The pizza roll medal was created as a salute to the dedicated pizza roll that gave it's life to keep Dave Noorie off the air for several nights and to honor those who have achieved notable accomplishments in the battle against Dave's suckage.

I disagreed with that citation.  Yes, he took Noory off the air for a few days, but he was unable to get the job done fully! 

Quote from: someguy on October 29, 2013, 08:17:41 PM
did you get to read his old forum posts and shit? he had a shitty drug lab set up

No, but I did hear about the latter.

I think he's guilty as hell, but that was also funny as hell.

I don't agree with anything he says, really, but oh dear lord he's entertaining while saying it.  Especially when he goes on a rant, tries to get somewhat back on track and then back to the rant a few seconds later.

Quote from: SpaceRadomir on October 24, 2013, 08:35:34 PM
You're clearly a disinformation agent!
I know for a fact that they were in fact saved by an interdimensional Bigfoot entity!
Trust me, I'm an expert.

Actually, it was Bigfoot angels going through a portal.  Gave them pizza rolls to warm up, too.

Quote from: b_dubb on October 24, 2013, 08:16:03 PM
here it's quite simple ....

The NRA describes an unlikely situation where everyone dies except for one brave, 'Merican that had the courage to have a gun on their person and saved everyone with a hail of precision placed gun fire.

Are there any other questions?

Then another "Good Guy With A Gun" shoots him because he doesn't know the whole situation.  Then another...

Quote from: ziznak on October 24, 2013, 07:51:26 PM
this one?
http://deadmountainbook.com/
How was this guest btw?  When it comes to Noory and sucking the show is only as good as the guest and how they deal with Noory.  I've contemplated taking a dip in the pizza roll sauce due to this tempting subject matter... wait did valdez do write up in the sux thread?

He was good up until the last quarter when he said he had a theory about what happened to them but you had to buy the book to know about it.  Hence my "Buy the book" jokes.

Quote from: ziznak on October 24, 2013, 07:25:42 PM
for the radiation but the area clearly wasn't hit with any sort of a bomb right?  Could have been another type of weapon that involves radiation I guess.  Good point.  Who is supposed to be the expert on this case anyways?

here's another theory for what happened at Dyatlov Pass:
PIZZA ROLLS

I see you bought the book! 

I think I may know, but buy my book to find out!



EDIT: Wish there was an eyes rolling smiley, too...

Quote from: The General on October 22, 2013, 03:16:18 PM
OH DAMMIT!
I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!
AIRYN IS A SPY FOR PREMIERE!!!
ART, DON'T TAKE THE PILL SHE BROUGHT YOU!!!

Boy, I'm glad that I hadn't taken a drink of my water before I read this post.  Funny stuff.

C'mon Art, do the show any way, it'd certainly be a fun night! 

In all seriousness, I hope that his back ends up feeling better soon.

One thing that got me was this sentence right here: "Art Bell is a big boy who has been attacking our show and George Noory for years."  The very next sentence also features those same two words: "Our show."  Fuck that, Coast to Coast is and always has been Art's show!

Quote from: guildnavigator on October 22, 2013, 09:05:28 AM
I hope she casts a banishing spell on Chunga.

You and me both!

This guy just called Slender Man real...  It was created for a Photoshop competition and any "real" sightings are just people playing along with the game...

Quote from: someguy on October 21, 2013, 08:29:54 PM
I wonder how loud Art is playing this in his studio

Damn it, Art, your daughter has school tomorrow!

Okay, I've heard "Stairway" several times before, but this is awesome.

Quote from: wenck on October 21, 2013, 02:49:23 PM
I prefer the honesty of Cannot Predict Now.

Well, they're both heads and tails over Too Soon Too Tell...

I'm really looking forward to listening to Check Back Later, as I've always admired his work in the field and his research practices.

Quote from: popple on October 20, 2013, 12:48:03 PM
They must feel really cool and defiant when Art asks them to stop playing them and they continue on.

I'm surprised that they haven't aired only poor episodes since Dark Matter's debuted.

I thought I heard that, but I thought I might have been dreaming.

Quote from: Morgus on October 20, 2013, 01:27:16 AM
technical problems with his ISDN line tonite.
so he has to use a backup low quality phone line

Did he blame the government for it?

Quote from: widespread1 on October 18, 2013, 01:39:56 PM
It is only a select few of you folks that come down on him. You act as if the whole forum is against him simply because it states for Art Bell fans.

A select few?  There's a 1,290 page thread about how a lot of us don't like him and/or his hosting style in the C2C section of the site.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on October 17, 2013, 10:01:18 PM
(Am I the only one still listening to the Ghost Buster Gals?)

*points up*

While I find them fun to listen to, watching this is even more fun.

Quote from: Gnoory on October 17, 2013, 09:57:36 PM
The Ghost girls were scheduled for OCT 29......when we spotted them on AB's show.....we called them and politely cancelled. We DONT want duplication (at least that close) They were NEVER told NOT to appear on Dark Matter. Good grief. I want him to succeed why else would I promote him every chance I get.
As for Tobias McGriff. He too was scheduled BEFORE Dark Matter, but in this case we had a two hour slot and moved him up rather than cancel him. That's the way it is.
Why are you making this a sinister plot.

Because while we believe in coincidences, all of these events happening are pointing to it not being so.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on October 17, 2013, 09:54:55 PM
. . . wait, is that really George? I'm newish. 

I pray to all of the deities out there that it wasn't him this time, and just a joke being played on us by the admins.  Otherwise, he just proved what an ass he really is.