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It was clearly a hate crime. A disgruntled gay activist lashing out at the straigh people aboard the train. If we only had more bigger government and more infrastructure spending accidents would never happen and we'd all live forever.

That's hilarious!!! I love Stewert he's so outside the box. Where else beside Yahoo SNL ABC NBC CBS MSNBC CNN a 100 mainstream newspapers, big public education, Hollywood, magazines could we get humor and fake information that makes fun of Repubicans. His retirement has now surpassed Brett Farves 37 fake retirements.

That being said, Rubios answer addressing the typical left wing backseat driver foreign policy question was spot on: "if I knew what we knew now I wouldn't have gone into Iraq. And neither would George W Bush. Or Hillary Clinton. Or John Kerry. Or John Mccaine. Or the UK."

Here's an idea, why doesn't the media try asking politicians running for office questions about incidents and deaths they were directly responsible for. For example; "Hillary, if you knew what we knew now, would you have ordered there to be more security on the U.S. Embassy in the Middle East on 911, yes the embassy you chose to ignore while Americans were killed and you and Obama ignored calls or help" remember when the media asked her that? Me neither. That's because it would never happen.

"Growing sea ice surrounding Antarctica could prompt scientists to consider relocating research stations on the continent, according to the operations manager of the Australian Antarctic Division."

"Wooding said Australia had not yet come close to shutting down a base because of sea ice, but had to look at "unusual measures" to keep operating."

http://news.discovery.com/adventure/antarctic-sea-ice-may-force-research-stations-to-move-150512.htm

Gosh darned global climate change warming disruption cooling hole ozone infrastructure republicans.

Quote from: b_dubb on May 13, 2015, 02:36:35 PM
In 2000 someone ran a database query that I'd a bunch of African-American voters as felons this assuring they could not vote. I would love to know who authorized that and what (if anything) was done to restore voting rights for those people.

That's how you steal an election.

Thats outrageous! But the 800 FBI files in Hillary's office were ok. And the $1,900,000,000 in donations they've pocketed from the "charitable foundation" is ok. And the 30,000 emails she refuses to turn over showing her blatant corruption is fine. And her total disregard for the law and ignorance related to Benghazi which lead to deaths is ok. However because someone said they worked in Jeb's office clearly he's corrupt. 

All irrelevent considering were in the middle of the 7 years of recession thanks to Obama and Obamacare. 100 million jobs lost and counting.

Quote from: VtaGeezer on May 13, 2015, 01:38:16 PM
Sanctioned torture

Quote from: NowhereInTime on May 06, 2015, 02:55:27 PM
Yeah, no.  The Orioles suck.  This is hardly the first time they've played in an empty ballpark...

They should've sold seats for $10 and made it "bat day" and given away 20k bats sponsored by Baltimore's finest...The Baltimore Fraternal Order of Police. 

Quote from: 136 or 142 on May 06, 2015, 06:43:47 PM
WTF is SFPD?

Yeah. If its anything like Penthouse letters a link would be appreciated. 

Hasn't this week been great. 1st Bill stepping in it trying to justify the whopping 10% of the 2 billion in bribes donations donated to charity from the Clinton foundation. And now courtesy of russiannews.net, this gem from Hillary:

“Our undocumented workers in New York pay more in taxes than our corporations in New York,” Clinton said on Tuesday.

Well she's certainly doing her best to lock up the illegal immigrant vote. Does she realize they can't vote? Or can they?  If they're undocumented, they don't pay income taxes. Haha!!! 

Hillary Clinton - The liar leadership America is looking for!


http://www.russianews.net/index.php/sid/232598419

Quote from: jimbo50 on May 06, 2015, 11:20:33 AM
Anyone ever stop to consider when our "rock" was in this part of the galaxy last?
From what I have read, it takes earth 250 million years to rotate to same place in the galaxy.

According to this link. here's what happened 250 million years ago:

http://io9.com/5558871/why-did-nearly-all-life-on-earth-die-250-million-years-ago


We are doomed. So fuck having to pay out the ass to avoid it. Just my opinion. 

Yes science considers this. And we have to pay out the ass so our noble saviors can fly on private jets to private islands to have lots of sex with underage women.

Quote from: Juan on May 06, 2015, 06:26:32 AM
The problem is not that our politicians are lying, power mad criminals.  It's that their supporters don't care.

Definitely part of it. But the general public is uninfomred and uninterested. Why? Because of how corrupt the media and education system in the U.S. have become.

It's understandable that a Democrat or Republican politician has positions that support their side, that's their team. The news medias job is to be objective, research and report all sides to a story.  Unfortunately that doesn't happen anymore.  They're a tool and staunch supporter the of Democrat party by choice. Why? Because they come from a union infested education system who's out to benefit itself by supporting the party they own, the Democrat party. It's a perpetual cycle.

Unions don't exist to care about the product they produce, the success of the business they work for, they care about themselves, that's their job. So there is no possible way an education system that's infested and corrupted by the union system can possibly be successful. And it's not. Trillions poured in, increases in funding every year, and the final results are always the same, kids learning less and less. Coming out focused on history thats rewritten to fit today's pop culture. "Columbus, Washinton, Lincoln, was just a slave a owner who smoked pot and was pro choice and believed in global warming".

And we wonder why most the public doesn't care and doesn't vote? The ones left who do vote, do so because it's their team they want to win. They want to elect a "rock star".

The best was back in 1988 global climate cooling disruption warming hole ozone campaign supporter and non scientist but plays one on TV, although not at that time, said the oceans would rise 20 feet and would be dead in 10 years. Haha!!! Yes how an we forget dearly loved Ted Danson. There's no question his using the pulpit of Cheers clearly had an impact on saving the world. At least until 2000 when the bushchenney took over and redestroyed it again.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2007/11/13/danson_i_lied_oceans_didn_t_die2

Just another bunch of racist cops. Wait til the real lawyers step in and sue the city for defamation and damages to these cops lives. They'll wipe their ass wth these pathetic political pawn lawyers being lead around by Al Sharpton.

Racists!

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on May 03, 2015, 05:05:17 PM
Say what you want about ESPN but Sunday Night Baseball is the best presentation in the game, from camera angles to announcing. Dan Schulman deserves a bigger gig.

They could trying showing someone besides Red Sox and Yankees every single week. It's really become a joke how worthless ESPN is these days. If it doesn't happen inside the northeast it doesn't exist to the northeast media. And no everyone doesn't want to see the Red Sox and or Yankees 3x a week. Not even playoff teams. Pathetic.

Also Gary Thorne should be doing the games. He's outstanding! 2nd only to Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow who are simply the best TV/Radio announcers in baseball.

Quote from: b_dubb on April 13, 2015, 04:13:06 AM
The baker didn't want to make a cake for a gay wedding? The correct response to this would've been for some enterprising homosexuals to start a pro gay bakery across the street called "The Gay-kery" with the slogan "Our Cakes and Buns Are Faaaaaaabulous" and produce a far superior product at a competitive price. The public loves fabulous cakes and buns but they don't like the crusty, hate-filled baker. The Gay-kery is a huge success and is franchised throughout the country. The enterprising homosexuals sell their interest in the Gay-key to Sara Lee and live out their lives in wealth and opulence.

Haha!!! "Our buns are softer and fresher!"
"Our dough rises higher!"
"Our icing is just fabulous!"
"Once you've tried our vanilla lava cake, you'll never be the same!"

The real money to be made will be in gay divorce. Their relationships change faster than their shoes. Marriage is an outdated institution, and worse the wedding business is an outright scam. Y'all can have it.

Quote from: VtaGeezer on May 02, 2015, 02:41:08 PM
You need to stop eating only at places with a drive-thru.  You know, they actually do put all sorts of cheese on burgers nowadays?   I figure you're a closet brieburger guy; only with freedom fries of course.

What he ordered was irrelevant. It's the way he ordered it. It's one of those small nuances that I wouldn't expect someone with your lack of intelligence to pick up on. As expected I was right. Surprised NIT hasn't weighed in with 47 links to websites that we can scroll by without hesitation. 

Quote from: Up All Night on May 02, 2015, 11:34:26 AM
Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke (D) declared the charges brought against six police officers in the death of Freddie Gray “George Zimmerman and the Duke Lacrosse case all over again” and said “these cops are political prisoners,” offered up as human sacrifices, thrown like red meat to an angry mob (in Baltimore).”

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/05/01/clarke-freddie-gray-charges-duke-lacrosse-case-all-over-again/

Just a political sharade to buy some time and end the riots...until they're all found not guilty and the riots start up again. Let's just hope they can delay it until Obama is out of office so we can hang it on the next president who will be a Republican.

Hopefully these cops have well paid Union lawyers to represent them in this waste of time and money trial.

Quote from: albrecht on May 03, 2015, 11:12:19 AM
THAT, and the police to simply up and quit in their cities and see how long the politicians, racial pressure groups, and activists enjoy it.

Nah just take away all the guns, including those used by "private security". Also no fences, because everyone is equal. It'll be great! The progressive left states would be like a giant John Lennon song. Watching the trustfund left living side by side, working hand in hand with the inner city gentle giants. Showing their lack of hypocrisy and their undying respect pacifism to all humans who are equal regardless of behavior. Only those with the strongest will to survive and succeed would make it, and once only they were left, there'd be no progressive left left. 

Quote from: CornyCrow on May 02, 2015, 07:32:11 AM
Or, it is like Donald Trump, welcoming a photo op as he went to vote and shuffled from one polling place to another, not being registered in any of them.  I don't think he ever voted in that election because he wasn't registered.  Maybe he'd never voted.  Obviously, he thought all you needed to do was just to walk into the nearest place to your abode. 

Haha why should he waste his time voting. His vote counts more by writing checks. Example, If you want to influence govt donate to the Clintons Foundation. The media should've shown Trump peeking in on people voting and then saying "you're fired". That would've been hilarious. Even funnier when the whiny left wingers got mad because they actually believed the story was really happening.

In CA if you register to vote or for Obamacare Covered CA you get jury duty. It's awesome. When you apply for Covered CA you get at least 3 voting registration cards the 1st few months. After about 4 months you get actual paperwork on where to sign up so you can pay 400% more for crappy health insurance. Free healthcare for all is great! "Is this when I get me some cheddar cheese Obamacare?"

Quote from: qaddisin on May 01, 2015, 02:09:43 PM
Would it better suit your expectations for him to sound like Chris Rock from "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"? Or maybe Samuel L. Jackson from "Pulp Fiction"? Just curious what your metric is for people to sound 'real', so that we can be sure to apply it to everyone that orders food at a restaurant.

Nah just order a cheeseburger like the other 7.125 billion people on earth. A cheddar cheese burger. That has to be the 1st time those words have ever been uttered in that order.

It's like when John Kerry went "hunting" in Ohio during his 2004 presidential campaign and he had to run by and pick up a hunting license where the media just happened to be at a sporting good store and asked the cashier: "Can I Get Me a Hunting License Here?". Sure, Johnny get the billionaire a hunting license. Another limousine liberal politician being forced to act like "one of the people." It's painful.

Rush Limbaugh's breakdown was priceless! "KERRY: Can I little me a hunting license here?
RUSH: Did you hear that? "Can I get me a huntin' license heyah?" Can I get me a hunting license here? Now, ladies and gentlemen, we all know that John Kerry doesn't speak that way. We know it. But that's what he thinks the people in Ohio will judge him as a real guy, if he walks in there and says: "Hey, can I get me a hunting license here?" But he blew it because it's not, "Can I get me a hunting license?" If he really wanted to carry this off, he should have said, "Hey, can I get me a huntin' license in here, dude?" or some such thing as that. So, I mean, if there's any doubt, folks. The whole thing was a put on photo op. The Democrats today are even admitting that's what it was. But Kerry has to go in and say, "Can I get me a hunting license here?"
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2004/10/22/kerry_thinks_midwesterners_are_idiots_can_i_get_me_a_hunting_license_here

Quote from: analog kid on May 01, 2015, 07:15:08 AM
My favorite was the outrage when Obama ate a cheeseburger.

My favorite was when he ordered a "cheddar cheese burger". Who calls it that? No one. Then asks for some Dijon mustard. So awkward and phony. Dude hasn't eaten in a greasy spoon ever. Them's  is tryin to make him seem like yo avg black folk.

I eat here all the time and I always get a good cheddar cheese burger with a Coca-Cola soda pop and some french fried potatoes.

This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Must have watched it 20x today LOL! Love watching these old dudes get their groove on, and to the house music dub makes it even funnier! Wait till .29 when it really kicks in. Haha!

It's funny watching left-wingers run around trying to find every excuse under the sun for the 7 year recession. A recession that should've ended by mid 2009. Unfortunately the shackles of Obamacare and Obama perpetuate this toilet bowl economy. Everyone with a job, laid off in the last year, lost their insurance, spent months and months attempting to get Obamacarec, or spent the last 6 years unemoyed, will tell you there has been no recovery.

West cost ports strike? Weather? The dog ate their homework? 1 month doesn't explain 7 years of recession. Obamacare does. Anyone who owns a business will tell you.

Minimum wage is too low? Yes that's the answer. Raise it so we can kill more jobs. Great idea.

Quote from: 136 or 142 on April 29, 2015, 03:20:09 PM
I got 11 out of 12 and I'm Canadian.

I missed 15, damm.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on April 29, 2015, 01:51:09 PM
Speaking of diapers, you probably should contact Quenzelle and Crackvilia to change yours.

As the endless 7 year Obama recession continues thanks to Obamacare, we are now enjoying an explosive .2% growth in GDP for the 1st quarter of 2015.

This follows a weak 2014 4th quarter GDP as well.

"Economists, however, estimate unusually cold weather in February chopped off as much as half a percentage point of growth." Damm that global warming, even that isn't working out how they predicted.

The president is working hard to take his full time jobs lost numbers from 25,000,000 back up to 40,000,000 full time jobs lost. Don't fret, we can surely expect the unemployment rate to fall below 5% anytime. Come on Department of Labor, we know you can find a way to rig get that rate down to George W Bush's 4.5% unemployment numbers despite the 10's of millions who've lost jobs under Obama.

http://www.foxbusiness.com/economy-policy/2015/04/29/us-economy-grew-02-in-first-quarter/?intcmp=marketfeatures

The generosity of the Clinton's has no bounds. A whopping 10% of money (2 billion since 2001) taken in by their so-called foundation goes to help  the unknown people they claim the charity helps. This according to IRS tax filings. What would we do without them. The only people it helps are those who buy the Clinton's political power via bribery. We should expect no less from Mr. and Mrs. Bubba.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/04/29/trickle-down-experts-question-clinton-foundation-true-charitable-spending/

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 28, 2015, 04:46:04 AM

The dog is smarter than you think. He knows being black is the only excuse the cops need.

Since 1970 Republicans have held a majority in the CA legislature for 2 whole years, 1995-1996. The beauty of the system is unions own the Democrats, steel money from their union members via dues, and give it back to the Democrats in political contributions. Its really a great deal considering unions consist of about 45% Republicans.

Despite having a population breakdown thats almost 50% Republican, they have about 1/3 representation in the legislature. The idea Republicans have anything to do with California's endless problems is laughable.

As far as US Senators go, Feinstein is somewhat tolerable. Boxer is a disgrace. 23 years in, neither is known for single contribution. Due to her incredible stupidity it's extremely rare, however if  you are fortunate enough to see Boxer on tv please watch. Its hysterical. She makes Palin look like Albert Schweitzer.

As for the current Gov Jerry Brown, he is coming off conservative next to the legislature which is laughably liberal. Even he knows their typical ways cannot be sustained and someone has to draw a line in the sand. Until CA pulls its head out and starts being pro business, it will continue down the path to irrelevancy.

Quote from: West of the Rockies on April 27, 2015, 09:26:10 PM
Riots in Baltimore rage on...

As do the 24/7 orgasms at CNN over it. Have they found a white male republican to blame yet? Can't blame the chief of police, or mayor, or president. Do we have a president anymore? Talk about mia. What a worthless sack.