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Quote from: VC on March 02, 2019, 04:53:46 AM
   

ha. Fuckin RA! Always stealin my ideas.

https://youtu.be/s5NdbwFBRok

I'm looking at all these jubilant Trump fans and thinking,
"What happened? I don't even know who you are anymore."
And they're looking at us, thinking, "Fag."

https://youtu.be/UfMwJq0EAdU

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 02, 2019, 10:14:48 PM
Yep.   I like this guest.

Too bad the host is busy multitasking.

You're killin me Deacon. Pay attention!

"Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?”

Quote from: WOTR on March 01, 2019, 01:56:51 AM
If it is true, she did absolutely nothing wrong- and I say that as somebody who has been around more than my share of suicides. There is nothing to be gained by refusing to acknowledge the truth.

Wow. I am so confused right now.

From now on, I'm only posting quotes.
>implying I ever had an original thought.

“They stole my bank account,” Gloria said. After a time he realized, from her measured, lucidly stated narration, that no “they” existed. Gloria unfolded a panorama of total and relentless madness, lapidary in construction. She had filled in all the details with tools as precise as dental tools. No vacuum existed anywhere in her account. He could find no error, except of course for the premise, which was that everyone hated her, was out to get her, and she was worthless in every respect. As she talked she began to disappear. He watched her go; it was amazing. Gloria, in her measured way, talked herself out of existence word by word. It was rationality at the service ofâ€"well, he thought, at the service of nonbeing. Her mind had become one great, expert eraser. All that really remained now was her husk; which is to say, her uninhabited corpse. She is dead now, he realized that day on the beach.”
― Philip K. Dick, VALIS

Quote from: username on February 09, 2019, 02:20:31 AM
This thread should be deleted already.

Real talk.

That's what they said about the Falkie thread. #FalkieForever

Quote from: StarrMountain on February 08, 2019, 08:45:51 AM
I just don't understand it.  How can you hold such a begrudging hard-on for one person over the years?
Have you nothing positive in your life to focus on?
I hope you stop and take the time to consider how many good folks there are in this world.  Some of them are even in this forum. 
Dump your attitude, and you may finally see them.

Lasha Seniuk approved.


(courtesy of Pizzapunch)

Hail Brig! Hail DynamoHum!

Quote from: StarrMountain on January 15, 2019, 04:20:50 AM
I love racing.  I just don't know how to figure the odds.

How can I put this in words you will understand? Die in fire.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 09, 2019, 08:04:40 PM
negro, please

I had a whole long-winded, slice and dice rebuttal to that, then I realized this said it all.

Quote from: WeinerInHand on January 10, 2019, 10:32:29 AM
Dear Heather,
  Ignore all of these haters - I know that you just need someone to provide a little discipline in your life.
  Hit me up .. just to chat.
     Sincerely yours,
                 Weinerinhand.

This is the best gif ever. Also, the sentiment is nice.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 12, 2014, 04:53:05 PM



It's okay, I understand what Kelt is saying. And with feeling.

Kelt! Where the fuck are you, you crazy bastard?
(Hopefully anywhere but Michigan.)

As usual, I have no idea what jack is on about.
What is pcs?

It's time for the annual "why is bellgab dying" thread.
Spoiler alert: this time it's demon possession.

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 09, 2019, 12:05:03 PM

nice catch! imma steal it.

Is this the right place for this sorta thing?


https://youtu.be/RQ3Jeu1zk0w

Quote from: brig on December 31, 2018, 11:42:51 AM
I'll try to ease up on him.

I always knew you were behind all this.

Quote from: ItsOver on December 30, 2018, 10:36:45 AM

Now he's trying to take the high road: if a person didn't appreciate all that, they didn't ''get'' the forum and he's better off without them anyway.  And by ''get'' the forum, he's apparently talking about asswipes like Brig, Jackstar, ''Myke'', etc, and their endless shit posting.

Holy shit! I'm gettin a contact high off all that hate. Let's pour some gas on this.

Quote from: username on December 27, 2018, 01:40:02 PM
Never knew you even existed to be honest, enjoy your stay at Ellgab.

I'm your oldest fan! You owe me, motherfucker!
Stop being possessed.

Quote from: username on December 27, 2018, 01:33:26 AM

Who are you again?

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 26, 2018, 10:15:48 AM
I have no idea who these people are or what they're talking about but, I have an opinion.
And pictures, because I just discovered the information superhighway.

Quote from: username on December 26, 2018, 04:34:20 AM
followers of the children of lie

What does that even mean?!
I'm glad your dumb ass is gone. You troll like a child.
Someone told me you can do more with a scalpel than a sledge hammer.

And that's another thing, WTF is "true cosmic will"?
Is it "cosmic", maaan? Far out!
If somethings perfect, maybe don't fuck with it.

Quote from: username on December 26, 2018, 04:41:24 AM
Lol I love when you do that bit star.

I know right?



Your first posts were about how keef wouldn't have you on his shitty network but you didn't care and that was why you couldn't stop taking about it. So it's not like you've changed, my long time friend.

Quote from: chefist on December 26, 2018, 06:03:47 AM
I thought his parodies of Falkie back in the day were very funny. However, that limited content does not lend itself to parody in other areas. He's crossed the line into just copying what others have invented, simply unoriginal and not humorous.

A comparison would be when Kramer got his own offshoot show from Seinfeld. As Rich said the other day, "Pure Shit."

Gee, I can't imagine why you didn't like it.

Unleashing your PonyBoy rant on PaperBoy was even funnier.

I'd be on team bellgab, but fuck you. You've always sucked.

Quote from: Σ> on December 25, 2018, 03:31:42 AM
Please sign out, click "forgot password" and see if the forum sends you a password reset email.  You don't need to actually reset your password if you don't want to.  I just want to know if the email made it to your inbox.  Thanks.

How do I sign out? I got better shit than this to do on Christmas Eve!

----
oh, "logout" huh? nope. no email

Quote from: StarrMountain on December 24, 2018, 05:38:24 AM
I just re-read this as I was going through new posts.  What, the hell are you talking about??
I'm not looking for any relationships on any boards.

Since it's Christmas I'm not gonna call you dingbat. But I was quoting your post, dingbat!
I wasn't implying you're using the gabs like a dating app.

But anyway . . .
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/6422677.Kamal_Ravikant

Just do it. It may sound gay and cringy but that shouldn't be any problem for someone like you.

Quote from: StarrMountain on December 24, 2018, 05:38:24 AM
Send me a link so I at least know what you're talking about.
So far, I have no reason to distrust you.  All I'm asking is, that you be honest with me.  Thank you.

Are you getting a cabal together? Does it come with a decoder ring?
Sign me up! I'm totally trustworthy!

Quote from: pyewacket on December 10, 2018, 11:18:32 AM
This is Sparta Bellgab! I try to keep politics out of this thread, but I will make this one exception because I am tired of the PC/NPC hypocrites making everything ugly and hateful.

Baby It's Cold Outside was from the 1940s and reflected the times.

The song was performed reversing the roles, too. This video has both.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFJ7ie_yGU

Sometimes I'll see something in the SJW and think -
"meh. Just some ivory tower nonsense. Tempest in a teapot."
But no, ya gotta


But anyway . . .

Dyna-X posted this on other-gab

https://youtu.be/5rQdSRdH-EA

Doesn't seem very Chrismassy but that's exactly what this time of year feel's like to me.


https://youtu.be/7hoYzLQ8bvU

So - reindeer piss? Anyone tried it? Trip report? Aldous?

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 21, 2018, 05:05:17 PM
Is he? If anything I think the evolution of his thinking on "the visitors" is proof of an open and inquiring mind.

What aspects of him do you find to be most questionable?

One man's open mind is another man's garbage can.

Let me count the ways -

>his endorsement of blatant frauds like Starfire Tor

>writes a great b&d/s&m story
< https://www.scribd.com/document/194411862/Pain-by-Whitley-Strieber > then say - "Pain was used by sleazy people to try to claim that I was somehow involved in sado-masochistic sex. I found this so offensive that I basically shelved the story for 25 years. It is not a sex story. It is about the dangerous sacred."
http://www.unknowncountry.com/whitleysroom/pain-short-story-whitley-strieber#ixzz5aMgAoiJK

>writes a book about getting ass raped by aliens then acts like he's Christ on the cross when people inevitably mock him.

>worst of all, if milab abductions really are worse than alien abductions, encouraging contactees to come out, go see a shrink, and undergo hypnotherapy. That's a good way to get attention from all the wrong people.

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 21, 2018, 05:05:17 PM
An utter impossibility given their proliferation and ubiquity. And frankly anything that's criminalized immediately becomes more attractive. As you must be aware the actual "key" is meditation/prayer.

Right, the techniques of which were taught in mystery schools a.k.a., secret societies. (Christianity was a secret society before it became the state religion.) Although post internet, that may be a mute point. I'm not sure there are any "secrets" left.

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 21, 2018, 05:05:17 PM
I had not, but it is certainly apt. In this sense obviously:

"I was in the death struggle with self: God and Satan fought for my soul those three long hours. God conquered â€" now I have only one doubt left â€" which of the twain was God?"
-AC

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 21, 2018, 04:29:42 PM
I most certainly did!

Does that mean I have to treat it like a scripture?

No, of course not. Whitley is shady as fuck.
I just thought someone who appreciated that book would be capable of more nuance.

My question stands - criminalize all secret societies?
No more freedom of religion?

I know this doesn't help my argument and will only encourage your stone-age thinking, but remember this passage from the communion letters?

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 21, 2018, 04:09:41 PM
To brush up on DOD psyops?

Like our media are?

Are you senile? Didn't you recommend that book just a few days ago?

Maybe read The Key again?

"Stop thinking this way. This is no longer the middle ages. Be objective."
-Michael/Legion

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 21, 2018, 03:44:16 PM
How long have you been an adherent of so-called 'secret societies'?

And which are your personal favorites?

Asking for a friend...

see addendum. also, "asking for a friend", was never funny.

Alright, I was wrong. You're part of the normie invasion.

So if you were the petty tyrant that you long to be, what would you do?
Make all secret societies illegal? Just like all other dictatorships, left and right?

http://zeroequalstwo.net/82-years-ago-today-karl-germer-arrested-by-nazis-for-translating-crowley-into-german/