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Quote from: jaz on August 24, 2016, 07:50:51 AM
The test was successful. I only slightly scratched MV's car. Most of it will buff right out.

The GabCast is becoming like that car in 'Gran Torino', with MV as Clint Eastwood. It's kept under a dust sheet and never allowed out of the garage unless you steal it. And, yes, you're that annoying mongoloid kid he tries to take under his wing.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 24, 2016, 12:15:07 AM
As far as SV is concerned anyone from north of Finsbury is a 'Northerner'. He can't help his abject sheltered life.

Fair comment, but I'm not unreasonable about this. If you live within the M25 (or 'the pale of civilisation', as I like to call it) I recognise your right to exist. I might even consent to dine with you occasionally and brighten your lives. As for the rest of you, you're all a bunch of flat-cap wearing hobbits.

Quote from: zeebo on August 23, 2016, 01:25:46 AM
Thanks for the tip IB, I'll check this one out.  I admit to being a bit of a word-nerd.  I've occasionally browsed thesaurses, and fretted over that last blank square in the NYT crossword.

But not dictionaries...

Quote from: PKaiser on August 23, 2016, 07:37:54 AM
IB I understand, but Sred?  It was very flattering to hear him say "I know who this is... it's Yorkshire Pud."

It might have had something to do with the fact that it was four in the morning, and I  find it very hard to listen clearly when I have my face pack on.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on August 22, 2016, 10:12:13 AM
This is one of my favorite podcasts. If you want something interesting to listen to:

http://www.waywordradio.org/

You start a thread for this?

Why not the 'I just painted my nails' thread?

Don't try and pass yourself off as some refined lover of wordage when all you say most days is 'this is bullshit', 'fuck you, asshole' and 'nothing up the ass'.

Quote from: username on August 17, 2016, 10:56:32 PM
Grow a pair of balls & call in Saturday for a spanking.

That would look good on your resume, not so good on his.

Quote from: Jackstar on August 18, 2016, 11:37:28 AM
The last girl I met who claimed that Shakespeare was a genius, liked to play with mercury in her bare hands. I'm just sayin'.

She was fine until she met you.

Even Falkie's got in on the brig action:

Happy birthday, brig. I hope you have a nice day, but not too nice, know what I'm saying? Now that Falkie rarely posts here any more, we rely on you to provide this forum with the decorum and restraint that it needs, among all the usual animal savagery provided by notorious degenerates like gabrielle and GravitySucks. So, I'm afraid that your normal method of birthday celebration (a bottle of Everclear in the morning, before swaggering into the men's room to raid the condom machine) is out this year. I know that it's your long-cherished ambition to pass out in every gutter of 'The Falls', but I think it's probably time to try and act your age. Although you can continue sending me those 'artistic' pictures. 

Quote from: LucaParcelli on August 18, 2016, 11:14:58 AM
First of all, as a proud rabbit owner... I am HORRIFIED...

Second, SredniVashtar... I think you'd make a lovely alternate to the elusive bobo17... I always enjoy your commentary on the GabCast!

Thirdly... That video was HORRIFYING...

I see...

Quote from: LucaParcelli on August 18, 2016, 11:04:31 AM
My dream team for hosts would be Bobo17, Gravity Sucks and IngloriousBitch...

Uh-huh...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XykEnBpyfr4

Quote from: Meatie Pie on August 18, 2016, 09:35:35 AM
Starring ... Mrs. Fratelli as Kathy..

That's spot on. The only snag being that she's been dead for thirty years, but that probably still makes her livelier than the original.

Do you think we can have a controlled explosion on this thread and get Bobo and RoseGirl to bump uglies? The forum's two most prominent thread-derailers really ought to get together. She's about the tonnage of your average Clydesdale, and Bobo is notoriously unfussy. It sounds like a win-win to me.

Quote from: BattyBrooke on August 15, 2016, 10:14:08 AM
So, I'll ask again, what did Heather say on C2C AND are there any updates on Art? You know, the guy this thread is about.

I'm pretty sure someone responded to you by posting the audio so you could hear for yourself. It's all there, for what it's worth - i.e not very much.

Quote from: chefist on August 14, 2016, 12:56:04 AM
Next week John Lear! That man is in poor health and this might be one of his last interviews...please tune in out of respect...see you there!

I have always considered human beings to be 'containers' ever since I listened to him. Previously I just called them 'meat suits'.

I think most people who listen to talk radio don't like radio all that much, just as people who listen to music radio aren't all that bothered what they listen to, so it's more of a velleity than a real enthusiasm. Noory fits the bill by being someone who 1) shows up, and 2) delivers a bland product that doesn't change much from year to year. I think the 'anti-Art' description is spot-on. It's impossible to measure, but I bet that at least three-quarters of Noory listeners just have him on in the background, whereas the typical Art listener would actively listen to what the man was saying. I've never detested him in the way that some people do; he's not very good and that's that, but he clearly caters to a need for reassuringly inconsequential radio. The bar is so low for quality paranormal/alternative radio anyway that he's not noticeably worse than any of the other hosts out there.

Quote from: Doc on August 13, 2016, 08:35:53 AM
Is it true her pendulous udders sway to the music?

They would if they ever left the ground.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on August 13, 2016, 07:37:17 AM
Kathy is already married. But not to Falkie.

Ssshh, don't blow my cover, I told you that in confidence! Frankly I'm looking to back out anyway; it's like lying next to a decomposing walrus every night. akwilly will know what I'm talking about.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on August 11, 2016, 11:01:36 AM
"TRUCE DAY" proposal

I prefer "DEUCE DAY", where we all line up to take a big shit on him. Although that's most days on the Falkie thread.

Quote from: TigerLily on August 11, 2016, 10:48:42 AM
Tsk tsk, SV. This is the "be nice" thread. Please comply.

Although I did post an unsavory picture once and I wasn't banished.  But I think I followed it up with a nice side of bacon, or was it dark chocolate, which is probably why they let me slide after the whole bloody heart thing

Very well, I shall post a picture of the apples I picked from the tree on my sprawling estate the other day. When I say 'I' picked them, I mean one of the team of gardeners in my employ, but I try to keep things egalitarian around here.  It's not your fault, you unwashed rabble!

Quote from: jaz on August 11, 2016, 10:31:39 AM
Tested everything except the Skype setup. I need gravity or starr for that. I'll test again over the weekend.

Just how many shows have you started/been involved/ruined now? I think there's some rule in the podcasting community that when you reach ten you are sent a free coffee mug with Falkie on it - the more you drink the nuder he gets. Just be warned, that's all.

I'm typing this from my safe space, just so you know.

Quote from: pyewacket on August 11, 2016, 09:32:47 AM
It is funny how quickly left leaning people are to invoke Hitler whenever they want to destroy someone, but never talk about Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot/the Khmer Rouge, and others too numerous to list.

The next time Lenin or Pol Pot tries to run for President then perhaps we'll find out. Actually, the Hitler comparisons are inexact because at least Hitler had a coherent programme. It's not just a case of 'I've got a lot of money [so he says] and everything will be alright'. I don't know about Pol Pot, but the first 3 were intellectuals; that's why you can't compare them to Trump, who has obviously never read a book that didn't contain lift-up flaps.

Quote from: pyewacket on August 11, 2016, 09:32:47 AM
This is what can happen when some groups want to 'fundamentally change/install a new regime/system' in a country and will indulge in any number of methods to eliminate opposition. Genocide can take any number of forms-  "mass killings", democide, politicide, "classicide". They also employ terror campaigns, civil war, land reforms,"purges", "repression" and "mass killings". It is estimated that communism has a death toll between 85 and 100 million people and yet they don't seem as worried about this ideology as they are of a defeated and long dead Hitler.

That's because it isn't relevant. Fascist leaders are on the rise around the world, communist ones aren't. I actually watched Trump's speech at the GOP convention (an hour I won't get back) and he did all but unzip and wave it around. There was no content at all, purely playing to the gallery about what a tough guy he was.

Quote from: pyewacket on August 11, 2016, 09:32:47 AM
We are seeing police assassinated, domestic and foreign terrorism on American soil, anti American and Constitution groups seeking political influence, government agencies used to harass and destroy private citizens and opposition political/voter groups, and the MSM exposed as a propaganda apparatus for the DNC.

You forgot to include dogs and cats living together.

Quote from: pyewacket on August 11, 2016, 09:32:47 AM
More and more stories alleging collusion between private groups and government departments are emerging- what does it take for people to set aside this idiotic cheerleading for one side or the other and start demanding real answers and accountability? People here may hate Trump but at least he's asking some serious questions and the attacks on him are exposing the MSM for what they really are.

He's doing a pretty good job of undermining himself. His problem isn't that he's being misquoted, it's that he's being quoted accurately. Anyway, I assume you aren't going to include Fox News in this tidal Wave of anti-Trump bigotry. I'm sure the majority of the media don't like Trump, but that's because most people are reasonably sane. I know Caligula once named his horse consul of Rome, but after that the idea of President Trump has to be up there among the  top five most bizarre political leaders. He might as well name Falkie Defence Secretary while he's at it. And yes, I spelled it 'Defence', sue me!

Quote from: pyewacket on August 11, 2016, 09:32:47 AM
Oh, and I forgot to post a disclaimer for all those special snowflakes who will be triggered by my opinion and will no doubt report me to the great and powerful MV. I'll have to trust in our benevolent dictator's mercy and wisdom not to ban me. 

*WARNING* Not for people who cannot tolerate a POV other than their own.

Don't worry, I'll make sure you're reported, after I've finished taking my thumb out of my mouth.

Quote from: ge30542 on August 10, 2016, 09:11:04 PM
(Azzerae is Dave)

Quote from: Azzerae on August 11, 2016, 04:16:11 AM
No, I can spell

Quote from: Azzerae on August 09, 2016, 07:16:21 PM
When the subject of money came up. Miss Wade proceeded to air how WELL she was being payed.

How are yewww? 

I want to hear 'Jerusalem'. It will bring back all those precious Ashes memories.

Quote from: whoozit on August 10, 2016, 03:36:32 PM
Are they tasteful or tawdry?  I'm asking for a friend.

Tawdry is to be preferred. I'm not paying good money for any cheesecake bullshit!

O! The irony. We all know how much Falkie loves a 'non-caucasian'.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QknOlarivAc

Quote from: jaz on August 10, 2016, 07:57:41 AM
I'm surprised Bobby's profile picture isn't of Senda with a novelty shop stick on moustache.

I love the idea of people unacquainted with the Falkie ecosystem, who must be looking at this picture of a fat, retarded-looking guy and wondering whether Noory has really let himself go recently. I  can only hope that his disappearing review signals the end of the Senda-Noory axis and we get an outraged YT video in the near future. It would be SHAMEFUL if a hater left a comment on Senda's channel telling him that he's been kicked to the weeds.

It looks like Senda's review has been removed from Amazon. The plot thickens - someone called Bobby Akart has published a brown-nosing review that sounds very similar to a previous Senda effort. There's even, bizarrely, a picture of Falkie in the customer images.

Quote from: mv on August 09, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
i think you misread jackstar's post.  he's all in on the sandy hook conspiracy.  he's upset noory isn't.  you may go back to regarding him as you previously did.

That was me at my most silkily ironical. And it got straight past you. Bloody hell! I'll just get back to making dick jokes on the Falkie thread.

Quote from: Jackstar on August 08, 2016, 09:28:39 PM
Although, to be fair, it's been so long since I listened to the latter, I don't know if he's come around yet on that Sandy Hook nonsense.

Only someone as dull-witted as Noory could believe that stuff. It's hard to imagine that anyone is stupid enough to believe that Sandy Hook was 'staged', but there are such inferior beings in the world. I'm glad to see to see that you are on the right side of this, because I had previously regarded you as a blithering moron. No offence.