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Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 22, 2017, 02:22:47 PM
Well no.  Not less weird but easier to get rid of perhaps.  Needless to say it was an issue.   Most of the ickiness was easily rid off in trash bags but the doll was an issue.
It was big, disturbingly life like and it was heavy.  God knows how much Cousin B___ paid for it.  There was a great debate among us family members on the clean up crew on how to dispose of it.  Cutting it up would require too much handling and it was soooo life like.   There was talk of taking it out into Lake Saint Clair and deep sixing it but that didn't seem environmentally sound.   In the end, for once being from Detroit was an advantage.  Late at night we took it into a dilapidated section of the city and sat it up on the front porch of an abandoned house and left her there.    A true story and no I'm not proud of it.  We had a problem to solve and did so.

Turkey baster, eh?   Not bad weasel boy.  Not bad..............

Sounds like you have the germ of a film script there.  You ought to collaborate with Senda, who has plenty of ideas - and germs too, not all of them contagious. It sounds like you had one of those RealDolls (don't ask me how I know. Wide reading). I would have assumed you would have hired a skip and chucked it in the bottom, if there was that much clean up needed.

And I'm a ferret, not a weasel, FFS!!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 22, 2017, 11:49:08 AM
I mean what do you do with a used, life size doll?   You can't really set it out on the curb for the rubbish man or sell it on craigslist.

If you require serious answers to that question then the Falkie thread is the place to go.

Would it be less weird if it was half size? Or an inflatable Bigfoot? It's been an  open secret on this thread that you met the alleged 'Mrs W-A-N' via mail order, and she came with a complimentary foot pump and turkey baster.

For all the videos that have emanated from that pit of squalor, otherwise known as Castle Senda, I don't think any of us can envisage the sheer stench if it; a melange of dead cats, discarded food, bodily fluids, and unwashed sexagenarian.

Well, just one. PB, whose obvious mental impairment these days must have started when he unwisely tracked the Senda Monster to its lair. He was probably fairly normal (for an American) until he was hit by a wall of mephitic horror that must have brought on some sort of synaptic shutdown.

Quote from: whoozit on April 21, 2017, 01:03:25 PM
I'd like to see a joust between Falkie and The Food Maxx Crone.  I envision them hurtling down an aisle towards each other, aboard the two fastest carts in Food Maxx, brandishing baguettes and using tupperware covers as shields.

He'd better make sure he unhorses her at the first pass, and then runs her over with his fat car. I don't think the big guy has the cardio for a prolonged skirmish on the ground. Unless he can somehow overturn her into one of those open freezers and then sit on her until she turns into a wrinkled popsicle.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 21, 2017, 10:10:46 AM
Calling people names is easy, if that's all you want to do. You're a stupid cunt! See how easy that was? 

Forming a cogent argument against someone is much harder than just calling them a "whack-a-doodle" and then hoping the other sheep will nod and baa at that.  Try harder! :

Yawn. You might try following your own advice for a change rather than pursuing this contrarian keyboard warrior schtick of yours.

Quote from: Jackstar on April 20, 2017, 09:26:44 AM
Let's start with thinking that would even matter, you crazed lunatic


Get a life.

I spy a pleonasm, you tautological shitbag.

Affectionately yours,

SV

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 19, 2017, 04:46:51 PM
I wouldn't ask anyone to do something I wouldn't do and have done.  I've been the subject of attention from lecherous old and young twats.  Move on and get over it.

I mean this in a caring way, but whenever there's a subject that requires a modicum of consideration before opening one's cakehole, I would consult a lawn sprinkler before I got round to you.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 19, 2017, 04:12:13 PM
Just like with your Russia story you proceed as if it were true. We don't know that. Only that he (or, more accurately, his legal team) settled. Grow up, douche bag!  :

You have one standard of evidence for the things you choose to believe, where the bar is so low it is virtually underground, and an impossibly high bar for everything else.

Like every other conspiracy nut, it is never about evidence, just your own pet theories, which you will never give up for any reason

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 19, 2017, 02:56:31 PM
I guess it is ok if a President receives blowjobs from an intern in the Oval Office but it is not ok to tell a woman she is Hot Chocolate. Wow.

I admire your resolve in posting while clearly suffering from serious brain injury, but I have to point out a couple of things.

I don't remember anyone saying what Clinton did was OK. And O'Reilly has a long history of being a sleaze, it isn't just one incident.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on April 19, 2017, 02:43:29 PM
Until I have huge voluptuous lips, there will sadly be no rain in Martinez. 

You are obviously angling to be another notch on the Senda bedpost. Unfortunately Kathy has huge lips already, so huge they flap round her knees. He ought to spend some of his new found wealth on labiaplasty for the poor old sow.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 19, 2017, 02:41:09 PM
At least I'm not being cucked by Muslims while living in a country cucked by them too. 

No, you're getting tea-bagged by an orange man child and his army of the undead. Nice one.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 19, 2017, 02:23:49 PM
So I guess it is wrong if I refer to Uhura as Hot Chocolate.  WTF is the world coming to with the demasculinization of men?

Because he was in a position of power and he was abusing it to come on to women. I really shouldn't need to explain it. In that situation you are not being masculine, you are being a little bitch who hides behind your status as protection against rejection.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 19, 2017, 01:45:32 PM
He must be growing soft.  I gave Falkie $40 last year and SV's Voodoo hex hasn't worn off yet, or so my poor mother tells me.

I pray nightly that your balls shrivel to the size of peanuts.

Now Senda has this cash injection he can afford that tech to come and find all that spyware that the evil MV put on the infected laptop.

I won't hold my breath, although I hope Senda does.

Quote from: smccomas69 on April 19, 2017, 10:28:00 AM
I would be disgusted, do not bet against me you will lose besides I only bet things that are important like beer. What is wrong with every citizen being able to defend themselves? There have been several instances in recent history where mass shootings were stopped by an armed citizen.

Fun fact: 100% of mass shootings were started by an armed citizen

Quote from: Juan on April 19, 2017, 05:39:23 AM
And what will happen to Kim. Since she wasn't mentioned in BB, she must die or leave town.  She's committed a couple of crimes with Jimmy that could get her disbarred.

Yeah, I still can't figure out why the writers had her act totally out of character and shake down some guy in a bar along with Jimmy. They must have got ho!d of some of Heisenberg's blue meth.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on April 19, 2017, 12:55:18 PM
And many many more where they weren't. More people are killed by toddlers than terrorists in the US. Nothing to see.

They even elected a toddler as president.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 19, 2017, 12:43:25 PM
I think any 'donation' should be made with the stipulation that he must post on Bellgab, if for no other reason than it's something he doesn't want to do.

The lesson, naturally: Nothing comes for free. Think it will ever sink in?

No. The outside world has become one huge mother substitute for him - he dangles off its tit while complaining about it at every opportunity. I am hoping that he will just spend all the money on one huge bender at Carl's jrs and the fat fuck's arteries finally seal up.

Quote from: Norm on April 19, 2017, 01:02:23 AM
That was me, I sent George $1500 to help with his expenses, next week I'll send him another gift via PayPal. We've got to get him up and making more videos.

Next time just burn a pile of cash, you fucking idiot. If there is a worse cause than that mound of putrescent shit I can't think of one.

Don't take this the wrong way but I hope that every single hole of yours gets repeatedly rammed by syphilitic mountain men, you're then roasted over a slow fire, and the screaming remains tossed into a crocodile-infested river.

There should be a new word to describe you, you clueless wanker.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 18, 2017, 03:12:00 PM
I get that your often confused and flustered by world events (and life in general) but aside from some posturing I see no real signs of "all out war."  :

It sounds like you have the telescope up to the wrong eye, Nelson.

Quote from: brig on April 17, 2017, 07:54:48 AM
We'll be able to get answers to these, and other looming questions when George starts taking calls hanging up on people like a little bitch tits pussy during his live videos.

FIFY

Quote from: pyewacket on April 16, 2017, 01:02:49 PM
Interesting response, SV. Pud doesn't inspire 'longings' in me but this bit about him "throwing you about like a mutant Silverback" seems to reflect your fantasies about our dear Pudster.

Does he know that you like the rough stuff?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxYeHNoa8XU

The bearded lady doth protest too much. You and your fellow Weird Sisters are struck all of a heap at Yorkie's masterful manner and it has you rushing back to that dog-eared copy of Lady Chatterley.

Quote from: TigerLily on April 16, 2017, 12:58:09 PM
Hey. Don't rush me. Especially on this day celebrating Spring Fertility. You're just jealous because our son of York is cuter than you. And quite sassy

I'd stick to Richard III, if it's a hump you're looking for. It must get tiresome seeing all those ads for Astroglide on here, so no wonder you're grumpy.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 16, 2017, 11:41:20 AM
I was thinking that Pud was acting like a 'menopausal female' - Charles Bronson?- don't make me laugh.

If you are having trouble with Pud forgetting to use his 'indoors voice'- I suggest couples therapy- you'll both feel better. 

You're obviously fretful and confused by the strange longings Yorkie has released in you. I bet you spent the night dreaming of him throwing you about like a mutant Silverback.

Yorkie seems to have acquired quite a following in the 'menopausal female' demographic. His performance last night was like a cross between Charles Bronson and a rabid Rotteweiller. We had what I thought was a mild disagreement over a film director and he was ready to tear my throat out with his teeth.

Fookin' 'ell!!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 15, 2017, 02:07:12 PM
LOL, yes. Do the awards come with a naked golden statue of Falkie?

No, you get the real thing. Although he'll be golden as he's usually basted in his own piss.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 15, 2017, 01:42:06 PM
What? What's happening?

OMG, thank you all. I didn't realize this was a real thing! 

You've been voted tallest dwarf in the circus. Congrats, you dumb slut.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 10, 2017, 02:59:16 PM

High marks for not cursing this time around. That shows some personal growth. Don't get me started on imperious attitude now.

Where do we stand on that whole "rapist" charge again? I still haven't seen any serious attempt at an answer.

SV?

RoseGirl?

Bueller?   Bueller ?

Again, I doubt you take the same high-minded attitude towards Bill Clinton. It all depends on which team you are waving your pom-poms for. His wife accused him of rape, take it up with her. Unless the media was reporting fake screws.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 10, 2017, 02:10:12 PM
Unfortunately I only accomplishes two of the three things I set out to do here.

1) Flushed you out, SV- I thought this might work. I knew RoseGirl would have to call for backup from the Obsequious Squad. Welcome back- good to see ya- glad you're not dead.

2) My point proven about name calling being a staple response from the left. Didn't I talk to you about this a year ago? Please don't cross personal growth off your to do list. 

3) People still fail to understand the irresponsible use of the term 'rapist' and fail to provide any truth to their accusations about President Trump. RoseGirl's assertion fails and your predictable deflection away from the subject by invoking Hillary also fails. This is not consistent with superior intellect.

If you have been following this thread and paying attention, you may have noticed that many of us are starting to seriously question those who claim to possess the 'superior intellect'.

But then again, you already know my thoughts on the 'superior intellect'.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYPWoNfyW04

I wish you luck in dislodging whatever foreign body you appear to have tightly wedged at the moment. I haven't been following the thread because it never offers much of interest and people like you can write stuff like that remaining blissfully free of self-knowledge whatsoever.

I don't know where you got this 'superior intellect' thing from, but just writing a coherent sentence in this place marks you out as some sort of dashing intellectual.

In the kingdom of the blind etc

Quote from: pyewacket on April 10, 2017, 12:38:55 PM
Since you are trying to enlighten us- when was he charged and CONVICTED of rape? I must have missed it. Or are you just doing what we expect of of you? Remember name calling only works on the weak minded and intellectually lazy. Shame on you for being both- I was hoping for better than this. I thought the lefties had a new set of talking points by now.

I don't recall Hillary getting such indulgent treatment, you all just flung your shit around like a bunch of half-witted apes. And she wasn't caught on tape running her mouth about committing, at least, sexual assault. You and your fellow morons need to understand that these standards don't just hold for one side. And every time you bleat on about fucking 'leftists' you take another deep draught from the well of Dumb. It's not as though you have that many brain cells to waste in the first place.

At peril of my immortal soul I am going to support RoseGirl and say that Clydesdale made a decent point.

I agree that name calling is low-rent, you silly bitch wise and enlightened female.