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Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 14, 2017, 03:33:00 PM

They're not.  It's just another example of a double standard and I really felt the need to say something nasty about James Comey and Hiliary Clinton.  It was very satisfying.  Like right now I feel  the need to tell you to eat my shorts. (Oh wow! Was that as good for you as it was for me?)

The James Comey that is widely credited with providing the impetus to push your orange crush over the finish line. You can't have it both ways.

And it's been at least twenty years since you wore shorts; you've been shuffling around in a crusty bathrobe ever since and these swivel eyed outbursts of yours are obviously due to diaper rash.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 14, 2017, 02:14:05 PM
Spy is being shamelessly Jesuitical in the manner of James Comey.  As a federal prosecutor in NYC Comey gained fame when he indicted Martha Stewart for insider trading but he refused to indict Clinton in the face of overwhelming evidence that she had committed crimes and lied about it to Congress in sworn testimony.  Spy is applying a double standard and it can't be defended as anything else.

How are those two cases even remotely comparable, you (with respect) senile old fucker?

Even if Senda were afflicted with flesh-eating bacteria, don't forget that this is Senda bacteria; they'd start nibbling at him before complaining that they were tired and needed a nap.

Anyway, my money is on those marks being cat scratches. He probably tried to off another one but Squishy Cat wasn't having any of it.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 14, 2017, 11:53:00 AM
This from a kept man living Europe.  :

You'll have to translate that for those of us not fluent in Mongo-Retard.

We know Art still comes on here sometimes. Oh, how I'd love to see his face as he scrolls down his thread to see post after post going on about his luscious moobs. As he has some spare time these days he ought to get on and write the sequel to The Quickening: The Jiggling.

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on April 29, 2017, 03:08:02 PM
As I understand the Amish also participate in "barn raising"

I can't see Senda shinning up a ladder with a hammer, not with all his ailments, and I don't think they've invented a ladder strong enough to hold the fat bastard anyway. He can't even raise his dick, let alone a barn. Well, not unless he's in Starbucks surrounded by under-age girls.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 29, 2017, 02:13:13 PM
That is impossible, that would mean George made a mistake.

George has never admitted to making a mistake in his life. He will find something to blame this all on.

"I was still stressed out from not getting my free coffee at Starbucks, WHICH WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE, but that (probably Mexican) barista (stupid name) wouldn't give it to me! I was also faint from hunger after missing out on my free burger at Red Robin."

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 28, 2017, 03:03:56 PM
You cannot possible believe that StarrMtn oozes anything resembling bitterness.

You should get out more. Anti-Trumpers wake up to a bottle of Angostura.

She lives out at the arse end of nowhere but seems to think she's permanently on the verge of being carried off by hordes of swarthy immigrants. Ignorance isn't a virtue.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 28, 2017, 06:09:55 PM
Exaggerate much?  Many people who have guns don't have cannons.  I have a Ruger 17 and .308 Rifle.  However, I'm not opposed to people owning cannons.  You never know when they might come in handy should the world collapse or if the government decides it wants to take away our rights.

So I take it by your nonanswer that you are ok with a shadowy body controlling guns?

If the government wanted to take away your rights having a few guns won't make a difference. That argument may have been persuasive two centuries ago but the advances in weaponry mean that a government could level a town or towns, if it felt like it, and down goes your piffling resistance. The only option is to participate in the democratic process. In any case, people don't need to be oppressed by a hostile force because history shows us that the masses are perfectly capable of doing the job themselves, even if it is against their own interests.

I'd rather you weren't so addicted to shooting each other but, like most things involving the lunatic right wing fringe, you will never convince them with arguments. You just have to wait for them to die out, to be replaced by a more sensible generation. That us if they haven't all killed each other first.

Quote from: mikuthing01🇯🇵🗾🗼🎋🌸🐙🐲🐼 on April 28, 2017, 11:53:39 PM
I went from #1 most hated shitposter to bellgabber of the year quit being a crybaby.

Mike Pence is looking into your alleged 'victory'.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 28, 2017, 03:16:34 PM
Funny you should say "brain-damaged chimp". I sometimes wonder why I hang around here...

Because the 'Heinrich Himmler Fan Forum', of which you were such a notable member, kicked you out for being too hardcore.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 28, 2017, 02:43:12 PM

I only point it out for your own good. Your shallow rhetoric only impresses your fellow morons leftists. Bleating on about leftists right wingers betrays a lack of education and an over- exposure to rabble-rousing talk radio resistance groups and left wing media.

I reused your own words not due to my lack of education or for my own convenience, but this vapid style of response seems to be what you understand and appreciate. Keeping it simple for simple minds. I hope you see how easy it is to turn it around and point the finger back at you. I expected more from you. Be more like Pud- he's at least trying.

This lofty dismissal thing you have going at the moment only works on someone if you have their respect first, otherwise it looks a bit desperate. But by all means carry on. I haven't come across a Trump supporter yet who doesn't ooze bitterness, so I'd rather you vented your nasty old spleen on me than some hapless (possibly Mexican) bystander.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 28, 2017, 02:35:31 PM
True! This is why free speech is important- you have to discuss your differences not just react to them.

Madam, I would defend to my last breath your right to sound like a brain-damaged chimp.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 28, 2017, 02:00:57 PM
lol but if it was a shadowy body dictating who can't have a gun, you'd be ok with that.  Or maybe I'm confusing you with Pud.  If so, my apologies.

I've managed to rub along OK without needing to carry a portable cannon around with me, although I know that some of you over there need extra reassurance. It's just a pity you can't play with your bang-bangs without harming innocent people.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 28, 2017, 02:13:02 PM
No, you "give it a rest", Pally.

Please don't feel obligated to respond to every post someone makes using the word 'leftists'. That word seems to be the most predictable 'dog whistle' for some people on this site. It is not like your response actually persuades anyone anyway. 

Go see if Willie Nelson will listen to your bilge, sweetie.

I only point it out for your own good. Your shallow rhetoric only impresses your fellow morons. Bleating on about leftists betrays a lack of education and an over- exposure to rabble-rousing talk radio.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 28, 2017, 12:54:55 PM
Just when you think the leftist activists couldn't stoop any lower- they find a way to do just that.

Godsend program for victims of illegal alien crime becomes heartless opportunity for Leftist ‘pranksters’

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2017/04/28/godsend-program-victims-illegal-alien-crime-becomes-heartless-opportunity-leftist-pranksters-481424

Give it a rest. You don't have to gallop after every dog whistle screaming about 'leftists'. If someone is suspected of a crime you report them to the police, you don't need some shadowy body. It all sounds a bit sinister to me, reminiscent of the way they try to get you to rat people out in dictatorships.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 28, 2017, 01:13:12 PM
STFU.  You don't wanna celebrate George being on this Earth for 65 years?   There are plenty of folk lined up to honor him on his special day.  He will go to:

Starbucks:  Free cup of coffee and piece of lemon cake, plus the possibility to glare at all the peachfuzz he can take in.

Denny's:  Free grand slam breakfast

Red Robin:  Free hamburger and steak fries

Ihop:  Free stack of pancakes, although he is not sure he can eat a Grand Slam and a stack of pancakes (are we taking bets here)?

StoneCold Creamery:  Free icecream

Buffalo Wildwings:  Free wings

Rasputin's:  Didn't specify what was free here

Cinnabon:  Free minibon  (Stick this right in your ass, Gunny)

Godiva Chocolates:  Free $10 gift card for Kathy (Go to hell if the haters don't like it that George pampers his girl).


Now, did any of you $#@^ haters and trolls recognize the key word here?  FREE!

Plus it sounds like someone may have sent him fifty bucks to boot.

Now, S.T.F.U.

I wonder if he is entitled to a free plunger from Home Depot? All that junk food is going to play havoc with the Senda shitbox. I foresee a major biohazard situation in the offing, particularly if Kathy stops by as well and starts tromboning in the smallest room.

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on April 28, 2017, 09:14:47 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE!

65 years young!  Congrats!

Hope your "senior" years are also your productive  Golden Years...

When you think of all the people that died before their time, yet that fat bag of shit is waddling and grifting through his seventh decade. Fuck Senda with a blowtorch.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 27, 2017, 04:01:54 PM
Wow- this is a lot to take in.

That's not the first time Yorkie has heard that. I knew it was only a matter of time after his podcast appearance before you started batting your false eyelashes at him. Just lie back and think of Murriker, or whatever frightful backwater you infest.

Quote from: pyewacket on April 27, 2017, 02:43:40 PM
I don't mean to butt in here- but here's a little scenario that will roughly explain it.

A drug addict needs a fix and has a choice of two houses to break into and rob. House one- older, single woman with no gun; house two- older, single woman who you know has a gun.
Choose the you think you'd walk away from in a fight.

That's how it works.

The junkie also had a gun, walked up to a old woman on the street, shot her in the face, and ran off with her handbag.

You idiots (with respect) are about as much use as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. Everything you say is too simplistic to be taken seriously. The greater the number of guns the greater the variables. These fatuous binary scenarios don't happen in real life.

Quote from: ItsOver on April 24, 2017, 03:32:58 PM
With a name like Horst Buchholz, I believe that's a safe bet, SV. 

You can't always judge a Buchholz by its cover, you sarky git. Boris Karloff was as English as me (I.e very English indeed).

Quote from: ItsOver on April 24, 2017, 03:25:58 PM
Yeah, I figured that was the case, TL, but I would have been all for something akin to literary license for the annoying "kid."  Maybe it was just the actor.  He just seemed out of place when compared to rest of the stellar cast.

Without looking him up,  I don't think English was his native language, it was German.

It's hard to watch many Westerns after you've seen Unforgiven. Not just because it's good but because it's so bleak that you don't want to see another for a while.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 24, 2017, 10:20:32 AM
I've watched interviews of his from the 80s. He wasn't this stupid. Bombastic, sure, but not this nut-achingly stupid. His reasoning power is greatly diminished. He literally can't finish a thought in that interview.

Supposedly he hasn't taken a drink in his life, which is sufficiently damning anyway,but if you suggest that his manifest cognitive impairment must be owing to long-term drug abuse, the Trumpettes think it's impossible, as though a lifetime spent pursuing shady ladies was unaccompanied by powdered stimulants from South America.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 24, 2017, 02:47:28 PM
Yeah, it has a fairly routine plot but it is executed well.  Not my favorite western by a long shot but what a cast!  I liked the new version though I wondered why they didn't include a Hindu or Muslim in their racially diverse cast.

I refused to watch the remake because I thought they were monkeying around with a classic until I saw the original again. They had people like James Coburn and Robert Vaughn in it but gave them hardly anything to do. 

Quote from: whoozit on April 24, 2017, 05:00:31 AM
Ah yes, the annual toilet cleaning for inspection day.  How extravagrant, I only scrub mine once or twice a decade because I don't have inspections.

However much life may get one down on any given day, it's worth reflecting that at least you aren't the poor bastard tasked with assessing the condition of the Senda shitter.

Quote from: wearehumdinger on April 23, 2017, 06:15:04 PM
Falkie gets pranked by Art

I wish Heather Wade would come to her senses and stop this merciless hounding of Senda. Not only is she spoiling the overall Senda broadcast experience with her sophomoric tomfoolery, but she took Art's name in vain as well. There are truly some bad people in this world.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 21, 2017, 01:32:27 AM
That is my favorite spaghetti Western largely due to the additional presence of Wallach.  Tuco is the best character ever to emerge from the spaghettie western.  I also enjoy Wallach in How the West Was Won where he played a really smarmy character as well.

And in The Magnificent Seven, which is a film that hasn't held up all that well, having seen it again a few weeks ago. Take out the music and it's a fairly bog-standard western that's only really notable for the cast.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 23, 2017, 10:09:56 AM
What is the Brit consensus on Le Pen?

That it's mightier than Le Sword.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 22, 2017, 02:38:16 PM
No sir!   It had an attractive, yet creepy Slavic/Eastern Euro looking face.

It came as a pair. The other one was a guy with an orange face and what looked like a omelette stapled to his head. I had to return him because it didn't have the 'industrial strength asshole' I'd asked for.