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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 19, 2017, 02:00:58 PM
Now they're the ones peddling unfounded conspiracy theories. At least most actual conspiracy theorists usually have some evidence they can point to whether it supports their conclusions or not.

Jesus. If it doesn't support their conclusions then you can't call it evidence, you fucking dolt.

Quote from: pyewacket on May 19, 2017, 02:18:19 PM
Sometimes we give too much credit to Hitler

Phrasing?

Quote from: gnooryblows on May 19, 2017, 01:33:40 PM
yup Hitler was a vegetarian, athiest, nature loving hippie, dirty art school drop out AND an avowed anticapitalism socialist. he 100% personified the modern left in america that pretends (out of their own ignorance) to so vehemently hate him!

With respect, you skack-jawed puddle of piss, you don't have a clue about anything. Like most of the muppets here, you are angry at life because you are an unattractive shitstain who sensible people run a mile from. Your idea of politics is to oppose, because it is too much work for you to do anything useful - like have real ideas that might do some good. Like that other wrinkled old tit, MD, all you want to do is sneer at everyone else and bask in your delusions of grandeur.

But you're just a bunch of cunts.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 19, 2017, 01:26:44 PM
That's funny. We same the same thing about you globalists. 

Oh, surprise! A phrase straight from Alex Jones's hairy arse.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 19, 2017, 09:02:40 AM
Yeah, it's starting to seem like the only way to drain the swamp is with guns. 

Says the character whose idea of political activism is rubbing talc on Trump's balls and farting about with emojis.

Big fucking deal. Hitler was also a vegetarian, on that thinking eating a salad would make you some sort of Nazi. All you idiots are so bent on supporting your team that coherent thought is impossible.

Quote from: gnooryblows on May 19, 2017, 03:14:13 AM
Look at me, please!!!

MV really ought to put your ramblings into one giant thread, since no matter the subject it's all the same fucking thing. He could call it 'The Ballad of the Lonesome Virgin'.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on May 18, 2017, 02:29:28 PM
You mean opposing thumbs? It doesn't need a psychologist to assess he has no convictions other than him. If you believe otherwise no-one can help you. Not even your overworked therapist.

He was even giving legal opinions earlier, so he's now added a fake JD to his bogus medical qualifications.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 18, 2017, 01:58:00 PM
It's pretty clear it's liberals who've "lost it." I've never seen a more hysterical bunch of jackasses. No, I predict only more liberal tears. Maybe a civil war if they try to push their ridiculous propaganda too far but most likely just more delicious liberal tears.  

I wonder if Senda will give us a video about Roger Ailes? Since his world view comes entirely from Fox News it would be only fitting to hear one loathsome, pervy fat bastard talking about another one.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on May 18, 2017, 12:25:51 PM
Those statements are not contradictory.

But they are inconsistent. He must be the world's worst poker player, everything is a tell with him.

It would be like you ordering oatmeal at that care home of yours (only mush allowed for you) only to hurl the bowl at your nurse and claim you wanted mashed banana instead, before soiling your diapers in protest.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 17, 2017, 02:46:49 PM

The reason, as you point out, is that they got nothing and nowhere else to go. 

You're the expert on having nowhere else to go. You and your boyfriend make BG seem like a homeless shelter.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 17, 2017, 12:25:15 PM
Speak for yourself. Art's jigglies might be pert and cute, but senda's moobs are as pendulant and sloppy as sweet and sour Kathy's.

On our most recent Skype session the lovely Kathy did a nude Zulu wardance, threw those udders around both clockwise and widdershins, and climaxed (as did I) by bouncing them on the ground like basketballs. A half hour well-spent, and well worth the ten bucks and box of Twinkies.

Quote from: albrecht on May 17, 2017, 12:55:02 PM
What I don't get is why those on the left side of things, especially on "social issues" and spending, want Trump gone and Pence as President. Trump is far more liberal on many issues and only recently became "conservative" on some issues during the election. Still he prevented Hillary and got a decent guy onto the Court which, if he accomplishes nothing else, was a great job.

I can't recall a single thing Trump has done which evinced any personal convictions. He is a moral and intellectual blank capable of changing his mind in a heartbeat. Pence is at least predictable in his evil rather than a wild card.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pudiphile on May 17, 2017, 11:49:20 AM
Actually, seeing Grifter wrestling to put on a childs tshirt would be a pay per view event.

Especially if the child was still wearing it. We could hold it in Starbucks

Quote from: albrecht on May 17, 2017, 10:02:30 AM
Out of curiosity what would the media and Hollywood do if Trump pardoned Flynn, or whoever else, (like Ford did Nixon) even if there are no charges or the investigation isn't over? Surely, it would be legal (like his firing of Comey. I don't recall much bitching when Clinton fired Sessions- first time a President fired an FBI Director- and, if being consistent, Democrats should have welcomed Comey's firing since he, according to them, cost Hillary the election.) And the Democrats always bitching about "Russian" wikileaks but no complaint about Manning's activity with them or complaints about Obama pardoning Manning because of his "transition."

About Democrats supposedly being hypocritical, it matters what the reason was, not just the end product. That's why it's a bad thing when police plant evidence on guilty people. It is both wrong in itself and leads to worse if unchecked.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on May 17, 2017, 06:57:28 AM
The theme of almost all Falkie videos:  "The whole world is out to get me." 

My favorite LauraKinch response:  "Life is hard when you're an idiot,"  or something along those lines.

I want to see Senda wearing a shirt with that across it, or tattooed across his head, whichever is the more painful.

Typical Senda, stiffing the fans again and putting on his new shirt off-camera, when everyone wants to see his sloppy moobs and bingo wings.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on May 16, 2017, 05:07:54 PM
You mean evidence YOU'RE not privy to. The train crash in Philadelphia in 2015? The driver is only now going to face charges after the investigation, two years later. Trump's train crash is far more complex than a derailment.

Yes, there is enough there to suggest that people are interested, and they are unlikely to blow the investigation by airing all the details publicly. But when they do everyone can call it a deep state frame-up, as usual.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 16, 2017, 04:36:38 PM
I would describe a lemming as someone who unquestioningly accepts whatever authority tells them.

Like when Trump says this 'Rusher' thing is a made-up story and you believe him.

Quote from: Rix Gins on May 16, 2017, 04:24:29 PM
Oh yes, those are the same type of snails that we've got here in the states.  I've often wondered if they can be packaged and sent to France as a delicacy, though I've never gotten the nerve up to sample one.  Perhaps your gardeners would know?

I think the edible snails are larger than these ones. I rarely speak to the staff. I like to preserve a certain distance from the peasantry whenever possible, and they keep mentioning the fact that they haven't been paid for six months.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 16, 2017, 02:45:08 PM
Some of you folks on the left are unhinged.  You need to get out of the house more.  Enjoy life.  It goes by all too fast.

Especially now that Trumpcare will be greasing the skids, that journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium will seem even faster than usual.

This is to show you what I'm up against. There must be a dozen of those slithery bastards there.

For what it's worth, the alt-right types claim McMaster was the leaker because Trump was planning to get rid of him in the process of MAGA.

Quote from: TigerLily on May 16, 2017, 12:11:57 PM
Howzabouta Spring pic of a lovely English garden? You can post it in Bella-Haven. Stay for some coffee and bacon

I will, I (I mean my team of gardeners) will have to make it a bit more presentable and cart away all the snail corpses first.

On the sprawling Vashtar estate I am currently growing potatoes on one side, with zucchini on the other. Unfortunately the weather has meant that my tender zucchini plants are being menaced by snails, to which I have responded with a carpet-bombing campaign of slug pellets. 50 confirmed kills so far, with power to add.

Quote from: whoozit on May 16, 2017, 05:57:10 AM
Are you crazy?  Those things cost money.  If some sucker, erhmm... benefactor gave Falkie the money for them, every bauble, trinket, gewgaw and tchotchke would start their siren song and part Falkie from his money before he could buy even one storage container.

Don't leave your thesaurus lying around if Senda is in the vicinity, or he will grab it and put it next to his copy of 'How to Expand Your Vocabulary for Dummies'.

Extra points for using 'gewgaws' BTW. I was sensible of a mild electrical charge along my inside leg when I read that.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on May 16, 2017, 08:18:08 AM
Seems it did GS. McMaster might wonder why he bothered to agree to the job. Trump has made him look like a stooge.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/16/politics/donald-trump-russia-right/index.html

They should knock down The Shite House and erect a giant Big Top instead. Whenever an adult walks into the room Trump is always ready to pour custard down their trousers.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on May 15, 2017, 01:00:51 PM
The cavern of horror, the crevasse of Hades, the chasm of doom, the (That's enough metaphors: Ed), can only be entered by one so brave, a being of such courage and daring do, that mere mortals speak the name in hushed, reverential whispers. That being is...is....is....(cont: pp94)

Yes, well it's the Flaming Fudge Tunnel you have to worry about. I only hope it lays off the Mexican food before you get in there.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 15, 2017, 11:01:38 AM
The Kathy sex doll is programed to say "Uuuuuughhh", "Buy me that" and "Don't hit me".

We are in the process of getting together an informal scientific task force to road test said doll. Yorkie fought hard for the arsehole, I booked the mouth, but the Cavern of Horror is still up for grabs. I know a dungarees-wearing diesel like you would jump at the chance.