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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 10, 2017, 11:58:20 AM
I don't feel a need to explain. You asked. If your didn't want to know then STFU.  :

BTW, your mom caddied for me. We made her walk between holes while we took the cart. 

I didn't ask, dear boy. I can't think of a human being about whom I have less interest, but you have this mania to justify yourself that would be almost adorable in anyone who wasn't a cunt.

Seems like golf is a bit like your sex life - you never get near a hole you didn't have to pay for first.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 10, 2017, 11:50:21 AM
I did play golf and then had lunch. Now I'm here pointing out what a complete tool you are. 

Better let me know when you start, I might miss it.

Be honest, you were caddying. Or it was a public course - no respectable club would have riff-raff like you.

Always nice that you feel the need to explain yourself though, poppet.

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 10, 2017, 11:43:28 AM
I see that, over the years, he has bravely continued his dialogue with a bewildering array of unsavory organizations united only by their violent opposition to your government's policies.  I am trying not to lapse into the vernacular to describe him but, from where I sit, his horns are not those of a prophet.

Just as Moses was never said to have horns in the Bible, but was the result of a mistranslation from Greek, these smears of Corbyn will continue as long as people are lazy enough to repeat them.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 10, 2017, 11:41:03 AM
I think he goes by IpostPhonypolls. 

Well you're the expert at imposture. You told us all you were going to be playing golf but it turns out you're (shock!)posting repetitive bullshit on Bellgab again. Sounds like we can add fake golfer to fake lawyer and fake doctor on your fraudulent resume.

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 10, 2017, 10:24:11 AM
May's fundamental miscalculation, according to the coverage I've seen from over there, was believing Conservatives would absorb all of UKIP when many went for Labour.  I don't understand that at all, and I'm certainly prepared to learn differently, but imagining your new bedfellows makes me too happy just now.

And no, it's not Marx, silly; it's his softness towards certain forms of political violence that suggests he never grew beyond a radical youth.  I first heard his name years ago in a documentary about IRA bombings.

About Ukip, I think there were regional variations that made it less of a straight swap. At the back of her decision to call an election must have been the fact that Gordon Brown was going to do the same but backed out. His reputation plummeted overnight. Everyone saw him as an intelligent capable man before, but after that he looked like a dithering pussy.

A few people on the left took the view that we ought to try dialogue with the terrorists and got vilified for it, but that is exactly what happened in the end. The IRA got concessions to stop bombing. There are no easy answers bout soime people have the balls to speak their minds.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on June 10, 2017, 09:50:23 AM
Here's a valid point:
I don't think he has any recordings of him and Comey, I wish he had, but doubt it. Not surprisingly then his hint was bullshit. But in the remote possibility he has, I hope he's deleted them after Comey's testimoney and him saying yesterday at the WH he'd go under oath '100%'. He'll also reveal anything 'over a very short period of time'.. Does that mean he'll speed up his speech? Record it slow and play it fast? Say one word a day, and insist that compared with the dawning of time it is a very short period of time?

You get nothing from Trump but the reflexive prevarications of a serial bullshitter, like the way everything is coming 'in two weeks' when it is just an idiot playing for time. I'm hoping the Mandela Effect will kick in soon, and people won't be believed when they try to tell others that Trump was actually president once, and tried to have a horse nominated for Defense Secretary.

Quote from: Damon on June 10, 2017, 09:10:42 AM
Maybe falkie and I could work together on some video work for YouTube. How about it George

I vote for gay porn.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on June 09, 2017, 09:20:34 PM

I'm writing this during the intermission at a performance we are attending so I don't have time to write a more thoroughgoing rebuttal to your screed.  I'll just leave you with this:  The hare-brained progressive idealism that you and your kind embrace has been with us since the sixties and it is the primary cause for the decline into the hideous state in which we now find ourselves as a Nation..  It's your thinking that is ossified and anachronistic and it is you who are reactionary not us. 

Don't post anything during one of your nude bingo evenings at the care home; you know it makes you aggressive, with a propensity to talk frantic balls. With respect, if there is one thing that is genuinely wrong with this world, it's sorry boomer trash like you who had plenty of advantages growing up, but can't wait to kick the ladder away from anybody beneath them. The generation before you had a genuine right to speak their minds, but the fucking boomers took what they wanted - refuse to acknowledge the fact - and then worked assiduously to bugger things up for the next generation. The most salient aspect of Boomers is their hatred for the young, closely followed by their almost preternatural selfishness.

Quote from: Taaroa on June 10, 2017, 02:50:51 AM
As much as I detest Boris, I think the buffoonery thing is just an act for the public. He seems like a shrewd enough political operator to have gotten into a position ready to become PM after being London's mayor, but was smart enough to not swallow the poison pill that was becoming leader after David Cameron resigned and in the immediate fallout of the Brexit vote.

I might not like Sadiq Khan either, but at least he seems to have helped kill off Boris' vanity project bridge over the Thames.

No, Boris is odd. I once passed him in London (before he was famous, and just a journalist) and he was chuckling away to himself in his own little world. There might be an element of calculation in having your hair looking like it was dragged through a hedge, but he is genuinely peculiar.

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 10, 2017, 03:32:43 AM
Haha you're cute, Shreddy.  I am trying to imagine what kind of positive choice united ovine university students and benighted UKIPers behind the kind of wheezing old revolutionary we've largely forgotten.  Smells like a protest vote, barely more creditable than Buckethead.  But I'd expect as much from the people who thought a carnival ride looked good on the skyline of their capital.

UKIP people voted Conservative. Young people looked at a raddled old bat whose only interest was in staying in power, and preferred the alternative. Actually, that does Corbyn a disservice. Young people have an interest in the future and Corbyn was appealing to that. May was typical of the sort of Conservative who is obsessed with abstractions at the expense of people. If you are referring to Marx there then I can only say that you are either spectacularly ignorant, or American (not always the same thing). Most people don't realise the debt they owe to Marx, and prefer the comic strip view of the world.

I am always happy to explain democracy to citizens of a banana republic. I think it's only a matter of time before the orange one waddles out, covered in gold braid, asking to be called 'General Trump'.

We don't form governments based on opinion polls, we have what are called 'elections' where people publish 'manifestos' telling the country what they are planning to do. Then there is something called an 'election campaign' where people get a chance to understand the political arguments. May couldn't be bothered to campaign very hard and relied on the polls, while Corbyn got out there and made his case. This nation isn't fickle as Labour had a small but significant increase since the previous election (the real indicator you should be watching) while the Tories had a small decline. Don't confuse expectations with actual results.

People took a look at what they had to offer and made a choice. It's the first time in nearly three decades that people have had a real choice rather than government by focus group. Everyone was against Corbyn in the media but ignored the fact that his supporters loved him and this translated to the wider country. In that third world dump you'd be bleating on about the bias of the faje news media, but it's just a reflection of the class system,when even journalists who see themselves as on the left didn't hold many socialist views. The election was surprising but also rather inspiring. It's good to see people voting for positive reasons for once.

Quote from: pyewacket on June 07, 2017, 03:56:20 PM
This is a first for me and I'd like to think that I could help bring some 'old school' to the show. 

I call a fifty percent success rate a jolly good effort, and you never let your repeated failures to graduate kindergarten get you down. An unnamed source told me that 'caller of the week' gets a signed picture of Adolf Hitler. After all, you have plenty to spare.

Quote from: Zetaspeak on June 08, 2017, 04:14:38 PM
first official result. Newcastle stays Labour.

What I know, they have stripe soccer jersey and I know somebody from Sunderland and hates Newcastle. I think they are called Mud Pies?

Speaking of Sunderland, here they come for Labor but these are both solid labor towns

Magpies.

I won't pay much attention to exit polls yet.

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 07, 2017, 02:44:15 PM
Comey confirms that Trump was NOT under investigation and that, in fact, he did tell him that numerous times. And that there was no obstruction of justice. Nada. Zip.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/06/07/full-text-james-comeys-prepared-remarks-congressional-testimony/

This is the problem you are in as a country right now, you just cannot see clearly at all. Replace 'Trump' with 'Obama' and your reaction would be totally different. Comey is not there to pronounce judgement, just give evidence, but the fact that your president thinks it"s fine to get involved in an investigation should give most sensible people pause. But, no, the bar is so low for this guy, and his supporters so infantilised, that unless it's all written in ten foot caps they take no notice.

Quote from: malachi.martini 🍸 on June 05, 2017, 01:59:45 PM
>be in manhattan on 911
>breath in aerosolized skyscraper
>walk by bits of charred meat and fat
>listen to britbong appeal to authority
>"was stuck in a subway during an alert"
>renders an opinion on current events with all the nuance of daytime television
>"know nothing yank"

Let me guess, you're planning to attend a Halloween party dressed as a passive aggressive fuckface and thought you'd try it on early?

Quote from: (((The King of Kings))) on June 05, 2017, 01:51:32 PM
Good to see you taking time off being the center mouthpiece at a muslim gloryhole!

I thought bellgab was going to have to do an intervention.

You just can't get enough muslim cock in your mouth.

You, the mouth and Ol' Yorkie the ass.  Like two peas in a muslim pod.

It hardly needs Dr Freud to figure out what's going on with you.

Quote from: b🎱man on June 05, 2017, 01:22:34 PM
Enjoy living under the caliphate, cuck.

Fuck off. If you get tired, take a five minute break, then continue fucking off. Repeat until you learn to stop sounding like a clichéd ponce.

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 05, 2017, 01:39:19 PM
I've seen this from a lot of people over there and it strikes me as a classic bit of British overthinking, the kind of too-clever-by-half stuff you guys used to satirize so well in military contexts.  Their main objective is to appear as a potent force on the international stage to attract recruits and funding, and you are just a prop, your reaction incidental.  You are the target but not the target audience.

I spent a large part of my life knowing that there was a small but real chance that the IRA might have planted a bomb in London where I happened to be. I've been stuck underground during a bomb alert. You certainly learn not to panic in situations like that. All people are doing is following a primitive instinct to act, no matter the consequences, and it is wrong.

Quote from: b🎱man on June 05, 2017, 01:16:01 PM
They ultimately want your submission. You're doing a fine job of it.

Really? And who the fuck are you?

Oh, hang on, I know. Another know-nothing Yank.

Quote from: b🎱man on June 05, 2017, 11:42:28 AM
Is it paranoid to be even slightly concerned about a metastasizing ideology bent on cultural domination that keeps mowing innocent people down in the streets and blowing children to smithereens at concerts? It just feels like a bizarre unwillingness to confront reality. I've seen grieving parents on the news talking about how the public 'just needs to move on' and that they only feel sorry for the attackers. I honestly cannot wrap my head around that mindset. If you want to cede your country and your culture to an ideology utterly incompatible with modernity, then fine, but I hope you're not surprised by any of it.

Terrorists want you to panic, that's their main objective. If you want to give an enemy what they want that's up to you. People like you don't care what action is taken, as long as it seems sufficiently punitive. I notice that all those people who are for the liberty of the individual change their tune at times like this and can't wait to abandon the rule of law and lock people up. Enjoy your fascist utopia over there, we don't want it.

Quote from: Spy on June 04, 2017, 07:55:05 PM
Either of these two outcomes are likely:

1) The neighbors notice a horrible stench.

I think they'd be used to it by now. If it got any worse they'd just assume Kathy had been airing out her yeast problem again.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 05, 2017, 08:20:27 AM
Heh, heh, heh.

Glad you're having a good time. If something like this happened in whatever shithole you live in, my first thought wouldn't be to score a point.

Fuck off and die. Cunt.

Quote from: gnooryblows on May 23, 2017, 03:44:04 PM
i even have my own small furniture restoration business, what do you have, yorkshire pud?

Small furniture? Perhaps one day they might let you loose on medium-sized or even (gasp) adult furniture.

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on May 23, 2017, 02:45:43 PM

A true genius walks among us... He is like a combination of Steven Hawkings and Aristotle. The wisdom of the ancient ones with an invention for the future!

Actually, Diogenes was a kind of proto-Senda. Lived in a tub, covered in his own filth. Even used to jerk off in public, albeit not Starbucks.

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on May 23, 2017, 02:45:43 PM

That my friend is your limitation... for you can not see that George is onto something cosmic ... A true genius walks among us... He is like a combination of Steven Hawkings and Aristotle. The wisdom of the ancient ones with an invention for the future!

Only someone that has devoted his life to studying all aspects of the paranormal, the ancient world and modern one could make such an invention

The "Falkie cat-litter Funnel"  The mystery of the past has been revealed! Behold.... the Self Propelled "Falkie Funnel"

   

His name is 'Hawking'. As if the poor little bastard doesn't have enough problems, some wanker on BellGab fucks up his name. Said with love and respect.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on May 23, 2017, 08:53:00 AM
We could very easily eradicate the elements of Islam terror from our borders. What we`re really talking about is the will to do so.

You sound like Trump there. It isn't easy. Going in mob-handed only stimulates more of them, who might very well not have been persuaded until they see their co-religionists rounded up and put on trucks. At times like this it is easy to look at the splashiest most punitive response possible, but that is what the terrorists want. They would like nothing better than to bring down Western society, and your sort of response would all but guarantee it.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on May 23, 2017, 07:49:36 AM
1. Declare martial law and put the country in an all-out war footing.
2. Round up ALL the people on the "watch list" and deport them.
3. Suspend ALL immigration for 6 months.
4. Intern ALL Muslims not willing to undergo voluntary intense screening and/or deportation.
5. Hold all Nations harboring terrorists accountable; "get rid of them (e.g. KILL THEM) or we will get rid of YOU....by any means necessary.
6. Make the religion of Islam, and all its affiliations, illegal to practice, teach, observe, or promulgate in any way.


A reasonable and measured start, I would think.

In other words, do what the enemy has always wanted you to do from the beginning. I know you actually want to bring about the end of the world, but some of us would rather not turn the globe into an uninhabitable hellhole by prosecuting a fight that you cannot win. You couldn't even see off Vietnam without buggering the Pomeranian, I don't fancy your chances of vanquishing an entire religion.

I was quite surprised to hear Senda say that, if you spilled cat litter on the floor you only need vacuum it up. Was this a new, houseproud Senda budding forth? No, old Senda immediately came back, whining about not having time to do a bit of cleaning.

Quote from: brig on May 23, 2017, 07:59:23 AM
I thought he looked more professional before he trimmed it, and made it all crooked, but what do I know?

I think his sasquatch sister/girlfriend was responsible, as he mentioned he was seeing it the other week. I think the only reason he still talks to her is for the free haircuts. The last time he cut his own hair he looked like a retarded fat Billy Idol.

Quote from: brig on May 23, 2017, 04:03:36 AM
The Morning News with George Senda.  From what I'm able to understand, or not, He is working on getting his broadcasting credentials, which he says will add even more to his credibility.

Ah yes, the man who was recorded talking about getting aroused by children in Starbucks is giving us lectures on appropriate behaviour. He doesn't know what 'advocate' means either. Fuck Senda with the Eiffel Tower.