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Quote from: Hoof Hearted on June 11, 2017, 02:43:34 PM
Even things from aeons ago, like the loss of your anal virginity.

I should have been watching my drink more carefully, but my first mistake was to let you take me to a bar called Ramrods.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on June 11, 2017, 02:41:38 PM
Apparently Trump called Theresa May and suggested he delay his state visit until he's more popular.

I think the plan is to let nature take its course, before having him embalmed like Lenin and then selling tickets to piss in his mouth

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on June 11, 2017, 02:26:50 PM
Why, are you taking a break?

OK, that made me laugh, there's a first time for everything. Fuck you very much.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on June 11, 2017, 02:20:32 PM
I didn't know you were performing there.

I own the place. If you wish to continue in my employ I expect less posting and more hobo-blowing.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on June 11, 2017, 02:13:23 PM
It has to do with a prolapsed anus. Is that what's coming up? 

Don't pretend you've never had to dial 911 when it's 'Strap-on Saturdays' at the local cathouse.

Quote from: Crunch Hardtack on June 11, 2017, 02:00:47 PM
I'm a sock puppet too. I'd be willing to out myself though if anyone guessed right.

Sounds painful. More like a pink sock puppet.

Quote from: Crunch Hardtack on June 11, 2017, 01:34:21 PM
That many though? This forum isn't that entertaining. Especially lately.

It only means they visited the site, however briefly. I doubt all those people are avidly reading the same people say the same stuff about Trump ad nauseam.

Quote from: Crunch Hardtack on June 11, 2017, 01:33:22 PM
You don't like someone making himself and his family richer at the expense of the rest of everyone that lives in America? Damn Commie.

He was supposed to come here on a visit but he pussied out. Sales of eggs and tomatoes are going to take a hit because of that.

Quote from: Crunch Hardtack on June 11, 2017, 01:28:38 PM
100 guests? wtf? I don't understand how that's possible, there are only about 30 people that even post in this forum.

There are lots of lurkers.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on June 11, 2017, 01:26:31 PM
When he's not protesting at Trump Tower.

Damn straight! Up the revolution. Eat the rich. And fuck Trump in his flabby orange keister.

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on June 11, 2017, 01:09:58 PM
Underage?

You're a banker, don't pretend you have ethical issues. Yes, it has to be a young, inexperienced donkey. Then we threaten to expose Senda to the media.

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on June 11, 2017, 01:01:17 PM
Please ... He's not my boy.. George does as he pleases...the social welfare system allows him to have the arrogance of the Super Rich.. beholder to no one..

Tin horn dictators in their silly world..

For god's sake use your initiative. You just need three elements: a male prostitute, an underage donkey, and a spy camera. He'll be back before you can say 'blackmail'. Now, get to work

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on June 11, 2017, 12:53:42 PM
He's growing those as well.

My English cucumber is growing as we speak. At least until they kick me out of Starbucks.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on June 11, 2017, 12:31:58 PM
Literally.


Senda is such a douche. Have you ever heard Eartha sing the theme to "Goldfinger"? Now there was a true talent. Unlike Senda.

Silly cow. It was Shirley Bassey.

Quote from: (((The King of Kings))) on June 11, 2017, 11:58:29 AM
She is Roman Catholic......

How naive. She's a sheepdipped fifth column sleeper agent posing as a papist. Her tits are filled with nitro-glycerine (rather than silicone) and are liable to go off at any minute.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on June 11, 2017, 11:37:53 AM
Oh c'mon, you do yourself a disservice. That's worse! She's an arab, ergo dirty muslim terrorist. Your local chapter of dumbfuck white supremicists will be revoking your membership if you continue in that vein. You know the rule on the board: If it ain't white, it ain't worth living.

You make a  solid point. Not only is she the offspring of some filthy towelhead, and stealing a job from some other news bimbo, she might have an explosive device hidden under that dress she's too old to wear. 'Leathery News-slut in Suicide Bomb Horror!'.

Quote from: brig on June 11, 2017, 10:13:30 AM
Thank You for filling me in WhiteCrow. 

It's best if you conduct these assignations via PM.

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 11, 2017, 10:23:02 AM
"close" to the chance you begin to even show a slight hint of intelligence
*my friend is suspicious you "are" FALKIE....true ?

That probably sounded better in the original Mongolian.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 11, 2017, 07:25:30 AM
The unmasking is likely a felony, sharing the information within the Administration is at best unethical, and the leaks are certainly felonies.

Always good to hear legal opinions from people totally unqualified to hold them. You wouldn't be parroting this from somewhere else, wouldya? Course not, a proud independent thinker like you.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 11, 2017, 04:45:52 AM
The problem is Trump is the priest telling everyone the truth in this scenario. 

I knew there must be a reason for your slavish Trumpolatry. You see Trump and your mind goes back to Fr Mike fondling your nuts in exchange for a Tootsie Roll.

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 11, 2017, 09:08:06 AM
In his mind does he think someone is going to foot the bill for all 943 items ?
OR is he just wanting to provide 943 choices for his 2341 suscribers....
HEY, wait !
He needs more items on his Amazon wish list !
2341 suscribers !
ONLY 943 items !
*and he will need someone to coordinate so he does not receive duplicate orders !

Any chance you might contribute something amusing rather than spamming this thread with random shit? Asking for a friend.

Quote from: brig on June 11, 2017, 08:09:42 AM
...but but, he wants to be miles and miles from any other human....

not to mention he shaved his beard. 

Any 'other' human? You are assuming a little too much about Senda. I think we ought to keep an open mind pending further evidence.

Quote from: brig on June 11, 2017, 07:39:52 AM
I'm picturing in my mind, George learning how to do all these things on YouTube for his container home and his land.  He can't even figure out how to use a keyboard.

bwahahahaha

He needs to renounce his sincere Judaism and sign up for the Amish so they can have a barn-raising for him.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 10, 2017, 04:55:33 PM
You make a good point, you really need to watch out for those Quakers.

The Society of Fiends, as they are known to the police. That inward light of theirs might explode at any minute.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 10, 2017, 03:38:21 PM
One of the best things about the Trump presidency is getting to watch you all get worked up into a lather about something that's going nowhere and then watching your disappointment when it doesn't. De-fucking-licious! 

Really? That's one of the best things? You're probably right, he's done fuck all else of substance

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 10, 2017, 02:45:40 PM
Woohoo!  One soggy loaf of bread for God knows how many pearls.

Isn't it reasonable to suppose, though, that dialogue and concessions would be his response to the current crop of malefactors?

I'm pretty sure you're a man who knows what to with a bunch of pearls, and how best to wear them.

He's the sort of man who won't be cowed by the media into doing what the rabble want him to do, if that's what you mean. Some of your dimmer brethren seem to think a full scale race war is the answer. It took a Labour government to bring peace to NI. I don't see the harm in approaching a problem from a different angle. The trouble is, people get so hysterical they don't see they are just exacerbating a problem.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on June 10, 2017, 02:00:56 PM
They far outnumber you. Maybe you should reconsider your welcome in the States. Seriously.

I think he's used to feeling unwelcome.

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on June 10, 2017, 01:53:37 PM
You can't get any lower than Trump. Nothing is beneath him except the earth's core.

That and a slightly soiled Russian hooker.

Quote from: K_Dubb on June 10, 2017, 01:13:36 PM
Haha I don't know whether I am more delighted that you at least partially deciphered my kenning or by discovering your decidedly florid complexion!  I hope you are careful in the sun.

If you mean the oblique cuck reference, yes  I caught it.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on June 10, 2017, 01:05:36 PM
Trump should revoke their press credentials and then have them all caned. Naked.

Oh dear, I feared this. He's been hiding his medication under the pillow again.