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Quote from: th'ONE on July 19, 2017, 09:34:50 AM
Hey Femina, you care to share sad stories with us about the huge number of starving people in England who are also homeless sleeping on sidewalks
only because your Gov and your great society decided not give a shit about them by refusing to provide them with this basic human necessity.
Before you point finger at others point it at yourself, lady.

Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to bugger you to pieces, set you on fire, and let some wandering diabetic hobos piss on the screaming remains. And if gentle persuasion doesn't work we will start on the rough stuff.

Quote from: Adolph Schlongenhaler on July 19, 2017, 08:58:38 AM
I'm keeping my powder dry for the Anthony Senda fleshlight.

I don't know what the Hellman's people have been doing, they ought to have tied up a licensing agreement by now.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 19, 2017, 07:37:12 AM
Let's say healthcare is a basic human right.  We then have questions such as to what level?  Who decides who gets what?  Why would responsibility to deliver health care stop at our border in an impoverished world?  Do we have to let anyone into our country who needs medical attention, or claims to, and provide it to them?  Why aren't people responsible for providing for themselves on only this one aspect of life?

What about food, why isn't that also a basic human right?  What about shelter?  An income?  A car?  Education?  Clothing?  Entertainment?  Acceptance by others?  If any of these are also found to be basic human rights, at what level are we collectively required to provide them?  Who decides when these become ''rights'', because once one of them is successfully established as a ''right'', surely the others will follow?

Not being able to do everything isn't an excuse for doing nothing. We live in an imperfect world, and whatever we do will create its own set of problems. Your 'solution' is some form of social Darwinism and letting the chips fall where they may, but in an advanced Western society (which the US still is, just) you're basically electing to allow people to sicken and starve. You can take care of people, you just choose not to, and use that as justification for America's success - conveniently forgetting the US's natural advantages, and the fact that any sort of welfare state would not have been possible until fairly recently, in historical terms.

Quote from: b🎱man on July 18, 2017, 04:13:12 PM
LIVE STREAM UPDATE: Sources say The Master is resting and preparing for tomorrow's colonoscopy and WILL NOT be doing any videos until his procedure is over.

You call this news? When isn't he bloody resting? Sorry, I gave you a chance but I'm going back to the Senda News Network in future.

Quote from: th'ONE on July 18, 2017, 04:07:35 PM
SredniVashtar, you are getting very lame lately girl...are you having that time of the month now??

Sounds like you probably are some by-blow from my irresponsible youth. Good luck getting child support. I suggest following your mother's career path and entering the world of prostitution. Plenty of unwholesome exercise and you get to meet lots of people. Now go and lose yourself again, junior!

Quote from: th'ONE on July 18, 2017, 03:55:04 PM
what SredniVashtar boy-girl are you having the same dilemma ..lol
just flip the coin, or better yet ask your muslim lovers if they like you be and to talk like a girl or to have sex change surgery

Are you my long-lost son or something? With a mother like yours I guess the identity of your father remains a mystery. Otherwise it's hard to account for your strange obsession.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 18, 2017, 03:25:52 PM
What about a provision in California that provides for the change of a transexual back to his orinal sex if he/she decides he doesn't like his/her new gear?

You seem unusually interested in this topic. Anything you'd care to share with the class?

Quote from: th'ONE on July 18, 2017, 12:46:02 PM
Kidnostad3,
so you are so retarded that you can not understand your own typing now.
And that's a very disrespectful way to talk about your own mother and your father Kidnostad3
you are sick individual Kidnostad3

Any truth to the rumour that your username refers to the number of your testicles? A yak having bitten off the other one during foreplay.

Quote from: th'ONE on July 18, 2017, 12:20:20 PM
hey you SredniVashtar,
I wish I could hear you saying that loud in your feminine high pitched squealing voice the was heard when you vere on GabCast..

Whatever works for you, big boy.

Quote from: th'ONE on July 18, 2017, 11:54:03 AM
Oh,SredniVashtar you are such a loving considerate son, making sure your mother get's the "action"

BTW, SredniVashtar  what's the reason for your retardation,..??
did your father had sex with your mother when she was pregnant with you in 8 month and his 'head' was pounding on your head and you got "damaged"

I'm sure that sounded better in the original Mongolian. It's a good job your mom supports you, otherwise we"d be denied this high quality material, while you're jacked up on fermented mare's milk.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 18, 2017, 12:01:22 PM
Wow, imagine the huge number of Americans clamoring to become subjects of the Queen who will be heartbroken.  It might even result in a rash of suicides or, at the very least, frenetic self abuse because they are, after all, wankers to begin with.

Better let your nurse take a look at that rash before it gets any worse.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 18, 2017, 11:49:34 AM
Isn't your immigration policy faith based? 

Opening the door to the worst people in the world

No, we draw the line at Americans.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 18, 2017, 11:38:29 AM

They knew that once medical care began to be seen as a right

Those evil bastards.

Anyway, this thread has converted me to faith-based healthcare. I'll just light a candle the next time I need something fixed.

Quote from: th'ONE on July 18, 2017, 11:40:14 AM
Hey you, SredniVashtar
is that "summer camp" a code name for giving sexual favors to ISIS fighters ??

That would be taking work from your mom, who needs the cash to support her retarded son.

I'm waiting for the first faith-based airline. Everyone starts singing hymns as they prepare to land.

Quote from: GravitySucks on July 18, 2017, 12:58:58 AM
faith based health sharing networks

Only in America.

For the low low price of 200 dollars a month, St Paul will fix your genital warts personally.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 18, 2017, 09:17:43 AM
Shreddie! Why have you been so elusive lately? 

NWO summer camp.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 18, 2017, 08:59:17 AM
I'm still wondering how a person working at a good job in the medical field has such poor health insurance to begin with.  Maybe she's actually a bot program that translates Democrat talking points into personal experiences online.

If you had socialised healthcare then you'd be able to get proper meds to cope with these paranoid delusions. The generic ones they're giving you clearly aren't getting the job done.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 18, 2017, 05:11:03 AM
That is their error. A Falkie store will never turn a profit.
No profit means nothing to get in court.

If we wanted to really annoy the piss out of him, we should create official Falkie Thread merchandise. I can't draw for shit, but I'm sure there's someone gifted enough to come up with a caricature complete with logo, and Senda can go pound sand objecting to that. It would also be fitting because it's the thread that is deserving of attention, not that bloated turd. And it would probably induce a stroke in Senda, beating his fists in impotent, baffled fury, so I call it a win-win.

I know he's fond of taking hospital selfies. I'm hoping for a picture while they're rummaging about in Senda's colon, digging for gold.

Quote from: brig on July 17, 2017, 01:05:51 PM
Surely nobody would tell him that...

It would ruin my faith in human nature (not that I had much to begin with) if someone did that.

I see a few potential problems. One, I don't think they will have a hospital gown big enough to fit him, so he might face having to do this ordeal NUDE.

Two, you are supposed to fast for several days beforehand; now, when has Senda shown any sign of lasting more than half an hour before shovelling pies into his loathsome fat face?

Now would be an ideal time to call in sick, if you are going to be confronted by the full horror of Senda's incontinence. Even money this thing will be cancelled.

 I hope nobody tells Senda that MV is trying to hack into the colonoscopy camera so he can post pics of Senda's ass all over the dark web, and take control of the scope itself. I would imagine a sharp left turn or two might be quite painful.

But that would be wrong.

Quote from: username👁‍🗨 on July 16, 2017, 02:40:37 AM

Wow, that's a little stiff

Keep shaking that money-maker of yours and it will get even stiffer.

Quote from: brig on July 16, 2017, 02:10:22 PM
I have it bookmarked, he still only has one Patron.

Somehow, I'm sure in Georges mind, that it's Patreons fault.  I could be wrong...


https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3645023

Perhaps people googled Senda's name, as I just did, and decided to give him a miss. We've managed to turn him into a kind of internet folk legend but he simply doesn't appreciate our efforts.

Quote from: whoozit on July 16, 2017, 04:21:47 AM
I'm hoping you'll get hit by a bus.  It's a shame most hopes and dreams lead to disappointment.

Seconded. With any luck he'll end up quadraspazzed but conscious, and we can hire Falkie to go over and shit in his mouth.

The A-Z of Senda

A is for Anthony: Senda's real name is Anthony, but he prefers to be called George. He hates the name Anthony, after it was used to taunt him at school ('Tony the Pony', 'Anthony the Fat Piece of Shit', etc). But he hates being called Senda even more. On no account call Senda 'Senda', because he finds it dehumanising and it hurts Senda's feelings.

A is also for Apple: Senda has a magpie fascination with the products emerging from Cupertino (via some sweatshop in China), and takes every opportunity he can to blow his limited income on one toy or another with the letter 'i' in the title. The only time Senda can hear the word 'jobs' without breaking into a cold sweat is when it has anything to do with Steve. He has an iPhone, an iMac, two iPads, yet still whinges that he's unable to make a five-minute video without yet another airlift of cash from his 'susscribers' to buy something else.

A is also for Able-Bodied: Which Senda certainly is NOT! Any suggestion that he might not be as disabled as he claims to be will result in an indigant thirty minute video detailing every malady that he has suffered from in the last three decades. He claims his back screams in pain (I just checked WebMD, and it can do no such thing, the filthy liar!) and will spend months on end lying in bed whenever he gets a case of the sniffles. Despite this advanced state of decrepitude, it doesn't stop him going on daily trips to the supermarket on foot, and carrying several bags of heavy shopping back with him.

B is for Boobs: Senda loves boobs, the larger the better, because they remind him of his mother. His prefererence is for planetary-sized funbags that would have even Russ Meyer whistling with admiration. His brief stint running his own sub-forum ran into trouble early on when he started plastering it with pictures of busty teenagers. But he not only likes to look at big boobs, he also likes to 'nurse' on them, and once (in a rare moment of entrepreneurship) tried to pimp out a pregnant woman to serve as a lactating hooker for the enjoyment of Senda's fellow perverts.

B is also for brig: brig (aka 'grub', aka 'grib', aka 'That Bitch') is one of many 'haters' who have made Senda's life so miserable over the years. They used to be cordial, and Senda even floated the possibility of doing a podcast with her (making it a rare occasion when he'd manage a relationship with a woman who didn't charge by the hour) but her zealously pro-MV stance ('Praise MV!') made Senda jealous, and she was summarily excommunicated from the Church of Senda. She is comfortably in the Top Ten of people Senda is going to financially ruin when he wins the lottery.

C is for Cats: Senda has an inordinate love of cats, or 'kitties', as he prefers to call them. Quite what their opinion of him is has never been determined. Many of them serve as ad hoc sofa cushions and end their lives squashed under his fat ass. He loves to give them unfailingly cretinous names like 'Fuzzy', 'Little Girl', and 'Orangey'. He never gets a cat of his own, but prefers to pilfer them from adjacent backyards and fondle them on camera. He also sneaks out in the middle of the night to feed cats belonging to other people, despite being told not to. After he has spent his monthly SSI cheque (usually in the first couple of days) he goes on YouTube and claims that he needs money for cat food 'or the kitties will starve'.

C is also for Cristal: Senda's mom. Senda has what is known in psychiatry as a 'semi-Oedipal complex' â€" he killed his dad, but we don't known whether he got round to fucking his mother. We know very little about Cristal Senda, but we do know that she had big ol' jugs, because Senda told us so, and he memorised her bra size. She was a refugee from Poland (the Nazis having got wind that she was carrying a foetal Senda in her womb and deciding to nip this thing in the bud before it got any worse) and managed to make it to the States, where she worked as a nurse. She persecuted Senda  mercilessly over the years, buying him so many clothes that he couldn't shut his closet. There's almost no subject that Senda can't talk about without it getting on to the subject of his mother and her controlling ways. Any attempt to give Senda advice immediately makes him think that you are his mother telling him what to do!

D is for Dad: Senda strangled his father, Anton, in the bathtub. We don't know the exact circumstances - perhaps it just seemed like a good idea at the time - but he later claimed that his father had killed him twice and he was just getting his own back. All this was vital preparation for Senda's later career as the Zodiac Killer. His father was a master-sergeant in the army, which accounts for his son's famous discipline and iron will. Not to mention his punishing fitness regimen.

D is also for Dimitri: Senda occasionally likes to pose under the pseudonym 'Dimitri' on internet forums, because he thinks it makes him sound exotic and mysterious. After a lifetime spent watching pulp spy fiction, Senda lives a fantasy existence and claims his hovel is filled with surveillance equiplent planted by 'The Evil MV'. Frequently boasts that he has masturbated to every episode of 'The Men  from UNCLE', but has never managed to persuade the Guinness Book of Records to include this feat.

(to be continued...)

Quote from: whoozit on June 15, 2017, 07:02:23 PM
Can we have a standardized test?  I had to take the GMAT before I could get a Masters degree over here in the US.  Would you need to pass or fail the test for admission to the thread?  How about a physical challenge, like eating food prepared in George's "kitchen" or spending a night on the stain on his floor?

Yes, everyone involved in the new elite thread has to gain a passing grade in the Falkie Aptitude Test (FAT). I'm hoping we can get ourselves accredited eventually and be able to have a BA course in Senda Studies. When you think about it, it could be multidisciplinary, drawing on medicine, psychology, criminology etc.

Here are my first zucchini of the season. I'll probably be sick of them in a couple of weeks but I am enjoying them now. In other news, a stupid bloody squirrel decided to drown itself in my pond and I have to dispose of the body. Picture available on request.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 16, 2017, 01:41:51 AM
You mean like the Libs, with their solution to everything being to create more programs and spend more money?

Oh, go and stand in the corner. I think there is a balance like everything else. I don't think people should preach deregulation willy nilly as if it is the solution to everything. Workers always risk being abused by their employers, and we shouldn't assume that paying people starvation wages makes for a good economy or a harmonious society. The dirty secret of Western economics is that full employment is undesirable because it is inflationary, and the people at the top need a large pool of people living in poverty, otherwise the rich see their earnings depreciate. If you think your time is best spent fretting about the left and bolstering the interests of the wealthy then that's up to you.