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Quote from: bateman on February 19, 2014, 11:36:25 PM


Person I have never met who I fucking hate: Hamilton Nolan.

He always says nice things about you. 

Quote from: Optiflex on February 19, 2014, 07:14:57 PM
Episode 7

"Now I've tried to be diplomatic, and I think maybe you've appreciated that and I will continue to be as diplomatic as I am allowed to be"

I don't know about you, but it reminded me of Star Trek 2 The Wrath of Khan. "He vexes me"

I smell a full on, on air rant coming in the near future.

Will that mean he's taken seriously?

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on February 20, 2014, 06:05:20 AM
Thanks, Agent Orange!

I don't hate anyone, area51. Here you go: "Ow! Mr. Sheffield!"

Next time I call in, I'll do it.

I had to look up who this Fran woman was; No, you don't sound at all like her UC. I'll cancel my subscription to Gabcast (which will save me a fortune) if you revert to her voice.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 20, 2014, 04:06:15 AM


Well, thank- you, Dr. Pudding, for putting to rest this horrendous inner conflict with which I have struggled for far too long

I'm  online now, matey, checking out sackcloth friar's robes!

Oh I don't think you have any self conflict, not at all. You genuinely believe what you think.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 20, 2014, 03:38:25 AM

And here I was thinking that we were making some headway towards being civil to each other.

I want you to know how utterly devastated I am.

Damn.. It's the limey bastard in me coming out. 

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 19, 2014, 10:52:29 PM

I did notice that.  I certainly did.

...pants on fire...You didn't otherwise you wouln't have said this...

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 19, 2014, 10:32:55 PM
So consider me cynical.  Especially given the timing of the study.

You initially believed it was recent, as in the last six months. You think everyone is as daft as you.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 19, 2014, 10:32:55 PM

I'm sure people die from not having health care insurance.  People die from having lousy doctors too.  Maybe lots of them.  Sometimes people just die from being sick or badly injured.

I question the 45,000 figure.  Seems like a lot. 

Of course you question it; so what is the real figure? You still haven't addressed your earlier corrected diatribe regarding all those pesky 'socialist' countries such as Canada and the UK.. I guess I was making it all up though.. Oh I forgot to mention GP services and walk in health centres. Free at the point of need.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 19, 2014, 07:20:28 PM

Yeah, the whole, ''if someone strikes your cheek, turn and offer him the other''? That ain't me.

Plenty of mild-mannered, meek Christians out ther doubling as punching bags. God bless 'em all, but I just don't happen to be one of them. If that makes me a ''bad Christian'' in your eyes, well, I'll just try to soldier on as best I can with that knowledge in mind. That's the first thing.

Basically, you do Christianity 'lite'. Just cherry pick the bits that give you the supposed moral high ground, and disregard the bits that don't suit. It's why you have no come back when it's pointed out Jesus was a liberal or wouldn't advocate carrying firearms. You know they're both true, but because it would undermine the tenet of your posturing, you have to to ignore them. 

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 20, 2014, 01:39:07 AM

Lighten up, Francis. Just poking fun.

Go back and read some of her crap, and then get back to me. Capisce?

The difference being is Kate's 'crap' isn't. Whereas almost all your crap is, erm, crap.

Quote from: jazmunda on February 19, 2014, 04:22:59 PM
We'd appreciated some feedback guys. We know we suck as broadcasters so no need to stick the boots in. What we really want guidance on is the content. Do you like the paranormal talk? We wanted to present it from the point of view of the long time listener and not an expert on any of the topics. Basically we were talking about the subjects as we would on this forum. For example, guests/topics we liked/disliked, any experiences we may have had, who's a fraud and who's legit, impressions of the first time we heard the topics etc. Do you want more of this?

I'm listening to it now..You've discussed ghosts, listened to UC calling in about her stepfather and mum-interesting stuff...'Dr' Ross alien in the freezer bloke is a hoaxer...I wish I'd been awake to call in, as I have a couple of ghost/ afterlife stories that you might have found interesting.

You don't suck as presenters; You're sitting around a room on comfortable chairs having a beer. That's how it comes across, and it's approachable. It's fine guys. Really.

Quote from: West of the Rockies on February 19, 2014, 03:17:59 PM
Wait... limey's?   Really?  Goddamn tardis musta brought me back to 1943...

Well, life is easier when we can pigeonhole each other, compartmentalize.

I had scurvy as a baby, but it didn't last long... F t F said he was thankful he didn't have a British accent. Maybe he meant Limey? 

Quote from: Bart Ell on February 19, 2014, 03:02:06 PM
You know who's responsible for that, don't you? The Jews!


The Jews are the most anti-Jesus people on Earth

The poster behind his left shoulder says it all doesn't it? Black/Jewish/Catholic/Female (unless breeding)/Asians/Aliens, hate em, hate em all. bastards. 

But it would be too much to explain to him the 'anti' Jesus thing with Jews, it would hurt his brain.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 19, 2014, 02:50:20 PM


Why don't you open a bible and  do your own research?  You  afraid you  might see something you like?

Afraid of nothing old boy. I went to sunday school,  looked around and quickly deduced that religious indoctrination was a stifling cruelty hanging on the shirt tails of something that was mostly supposition. Two lies don't make a truth thought I (jeeze I was only eight). I did discover the bible is full of porn: Incest, infanticide, rape, cruelty, judgement and murder. So not such a good bed time read nor a research document.

Quote from: West of the Rockies on February 19, 2014, 02:29:48 PM
Wasn't Jesus the first to say, "I got mine, now you fuck off!"?

You heard that too bud? I thought it was only in my sunday school. And the bit about bringing Hades down on Mary Magdalen. Cruel bastard.

Quote from: NowhereInTime on February 19, 2014, 02:27:51 PM
Wow, now you're rewriting the Bible, too?  You are either the most creative person or the craziest, most isolated, deluded nut on the planet.

Would you care to share the Gospel passages where Jesus advocates for gun ownership?  Laissez-faire business practices?  Denying health care because of inability to pay?  "Lower taxes and smaller government"? His full throated endorsement of material wealth?

There was that part about "Do unto others as you would have them do to you" which I guess in Conserva-Snark really means "Why should I have to?"  Missed that in Sunday school.

Not to spoil your eloquent roll N i T, but I'd like the conservative view about rich men, needles and kingdom of god.

Quote from: b_dubb on February 19, 2014, 02:19:20 PM
uh hhhmmmmm. were you there?  i don't remember a lot of talking penguins.

Ha! The only uni that allowed Loch Ness monster hoax models: You are Jazmunda's Scottish/American cousin and I claim my $5.

Quote from: Bart Ell on February 19, 2014, 01:59:49 PM
1. Nothing
2. Ancient Aliens
3. Alien Fish and two suns
4. Interbreeding resulting in alien plankton hybrids
5. Umm... aliens came and fed the hybrid babies, and made stuff that had 'alien' embossed on them.
6. Alien fed babies grow and teach new babies how to feed themselves.
7. Evolution, with more aliens/chemtrails/more two suns/Nibiru/Elenin/ Richard C Hoagland/ 19.5 degrees/Mars apartments/aliens. DVD's and expos are born. A Gift from aliens.

In addition to Noory's version..I present the Youtube/CT's version...

Quote from: b_dubb on February 18, 2014, 01:10:57 PM
And then there's this asshole.  Thanks for sharing asshole.  You're an idiot.

I take it he's allowed to breed? He went to college and things. Doesn't that frighten anyone?

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 19, 2014, 01:22:15 PM
I saw it. I believe I posted a reply to the limey`s reply to my reply of your post.

You keep that sweet talking up and I'll get giddy with wanton lust.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 19, 2014, 12:38:53 PM
Then what`s the point of bringing it up?

To keep you company; Never let it be said I'm not generous with my time.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 19, 2014, 12:22:55 PM
Um, who said they did?

Certainly not me. Or them.

Quote from: cweb on February 19, 2014, 10:14:00 AM
so no more this?

The cabin crew might put that up when some arsehole tries it on. Smile sweetly and wait until later to get revenge.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 19, 2014, 12:04:03 PM

Bill Nye is pointless. He`s a mechanical engineer. And apparently, a confused one, at that:

http://www.frontpagemag.com/2014/dgreenfield/bill-nye-the-science-guy-confuses-arctic-with-antarctic-at-global-warming-debate/

My brother is a mechanical engineer, and I would wager, a bit more on the ball than ol` Billy boy, but I wouldn`t send him out to impersonate a scientist and debate hard science.

Creationists don't debate hard science. Well they do, but it's hard for them. Such as variously suggesting the Earth is 6000, 100000, or several hundred thousand years old, and humans just turned up three or so thousand years ago. Oh, and 'god' planted carbon dated fossils of several million years to test faith...yep...I'm convinced.

Quote from: b_dubb on February 19, 2014, 09:52:40 AM
Why do you hate 'Murica?

I've got to give credit there..I couldn't carry off that outfit in the same style he has.

Quote from: area51drone on February 19, 2014, 09:29:23 AM
LOL... you're too fast for my deletes.   See, I agreed with you on my last response.  I'm just a chauvinistic jerk.   I deserve to have MY sack rung through a paper shredder and hung out to dry. 

FUCK THAT SHIT.  Grow some mother fucker!!

Men should be PROUD that they're men.  Women should be PROUD to be women.

The vast majority of women I know and have known are proud to be women too. Intelligent, feminine, assertive, gentle, feisty, demure, vulnerable, strong, submissive, dominant, in fact all that and more. Just because a woman takes on a man doesn't make the man 'pussy whipped', it's a deeply offensive thing to say about a woman. It merely means she's probably got his measure, and probably more so. And just because a woman might be strong doesn't mean she isn't feminine. Just because she fights her corner doesn't mean she isn't feminine. Just because she's a lesbian doesn't mean she isn't feminine.

I have met many men though who are not proud they're men sometimes; They tend to be ones who read a story of some dreadful crime inflicted on others, especially women and children where the only reason it's been committed is because the 'man' was stronger physically, or used his ability to intimidate and bully. Then decent men could be forgiven for being ashamed of their gender.

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This "everyone is equal" bullshit is a lie.  This world has been pussified to the maximum and I'm tired of it.  Men are better at some things.  Women are better at others.  Why can't people accept that? 

Perhaps not equal in abilities; I will never for example be an RAF fighter pilot, like some female officers are. But instead of pointing out what can't be done equally by either sex, how about listing the similarities?

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I'll take my tampon now, thank you very much.

You keep on giving...

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 19, 2014, 08:57:15 AM

"The study links the abandonment of the background check to an additional 60 or so murders occurring per year in Missouri between 2008 and 2012"

What sane person is against background checks?   This isn't an argument for what people usually mean by 'gun control', it's an argument for not selling them to known criminals and kooks.

Good point: So why are some against them? Why is it assumed that a gun user knows how to use one? Why is it assumed they'll know when not to use one? Why is it assumed they're of sound mind and aptitude to have one?

Virtual view..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26258971

Quote from: Lunger on February 19, 2014, 07:03:41 AM
With all your faux hang wringing aside you haven't answered what defined Hitler as right wing.


You believe that Hitler was right wing because that is what you were told in your national education system.  People can't go around thinking that Hitler was actually part of the Left, because everyone knows that its the Left that does the most good - even though in reality they can only destroy.  See: Stalin, Mao,  and yes, even Hitler.  I disagree that 'Especially Germany' disagrees with me.  The younger ones might because they were taught the same as you.  Left good Right Bad! Hitler=Bad so he must be Right.  But if you listen to people in my family - the ones who lived through the war, the ones who got caught behind the Wall when it was over, they will tell you a different story - Hitler was a Leftist.  A socialist like all the other asshole mass murders of the last century.

Of course its basically illegal to say such things in Germany - - Which should speak volumes to you.

Faux is French, they're sociialists....

As for the rest. Yeah, I have people in my family too, who lived through the war, I had three great uncles and a grandfather that fought in it too. Your point? That you have some sort of gain on anyone else?

It isn't illegal to call Hitler a socialist in Germany; It's illegal to deny the Holocaust took place. But you show me how many in Germany think Hitler was a socialist...How many notable historians? You define socialism as 'evil'? So if it isn't, it's not socialism? You actually believe that?

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 19, 2014, 06:46:56 AM

If you don't know, you better ax somebody!

Enlighten us.... I'm keen to know.  :

Quote from: jazmunda on February 19, 2014, 06:29:55 AM
Lucky all my enterprises â,,¢ are enterprizes â,,¢.

They don't count. This is the Commonwealthâ,,¢. We don't have z in place of sâ,,¢.  I'll get onto my lawyers and go see the Applestore about copyrighting anythingâ,,¢.