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Quote from: El Kragen on October 02, 2012, 12:34:59 PM
Brilliant! Keep up the good work.

It would be great to get a bunch of these and send a link to the crew over at C2C

Undoubtedly if GN or his "handlers" listened to my audio stylings, of Word of the Day, I would be dismissed as a "Hater". I absolutely do not hate GN, I'm simply saddened that my favorite show,(since 2001) with it's original and interesting paranormal topics, has been transformed into a joke. I find myself listening just to hear the next stupid thing that he says. Trainwreck anyone?

I simply poke and prod in an effort to drain the infection that has taken over. Like an annoying cyst or pimple that needs to be lanced in order to heal.

Quote from: Sardondi on October 02, 2012, 01:05:42 AM
It comes from back in the day when nobody had nothin'. We had to play with rocks: rock balls, rock bats, rock gloves, rock shoes, rock caps. "Hit the showers?" Are you kidding me? We didn't have water - Coach just peed on us to get the dust off.

You are a funny man. Well done!!

Hey maybe the rock reference is from Bedrock. The mythical town that had rock houses and rock wheeled cars that they propelled with their feet. Fred and Barney played "rockball"

I'm sure coast could find an "expert" to come on and blab about the lost civilization of the Flintstones.

Why is it everytime George is interviewing somebody and the connection gets cut, he automatically thinks it's some sort of conspiracy? I guess in his world there's no such thing as technical difficulties or the battery on a phone dying.

The second hour guest tonight, got cut off  in the middle of an innocent, meaningless conversation. Then GN immediately goes into how it must be some sort of conspiracy because they were talking about the controversial topic of how a radio works.

Yup George, the NSA will flex its censorship muscles  when you're talking about broadcast radio.

sorry I have to change the topic here to vent.
these annoying NFL play-by-play commentators who are calling the football a "rock".
its been going on for a couple years now, but I just heard the ESPN MNF guys saying,
"he's running with the rock!" or "He took the rock for a big gain!"

come on man!
where did this come from?
did they play with a large rock before they invented the pig skin football.
It just sounds stupid and forced.
like they are trying to sound cool...
Stop it already!
I guess I'm just cranky tonight.

thank you, please continue.......

around 05 -06 there was a ultra paranoid guest called Paul Williams. he would tell tales of utter doom and destruction of America via suitcase nukes. his spin and reporting from "credible inside military sources" of terrorists smuggling  small 5 ton yield nukes,  was convincing because he believed it 100%. I'm embarressed to say, I drank the kool-aid he was selling, and found myself pricing survival gear and Geiger counters and such on line.  I'm glad to say, I saw the light, so to speak of this snake oil salesman after his failed predictions of mushroom clouds in 8 or 10 US cities on the 60th anniversary of the bombing in japan in early august of 06. Also I'm glad his predictions never came to pass.

I don't know what ever happened to this guy. I've never heard him on c2c since, but I'm sure he and wells would have a Field day scarring the shit out of people. Hell have Steve Quayle join in and it would be a mega-doom fest that is right in Wells wheelhouse

Quote from: UFO Fill on October 01, 2012, 05:40:09 PM
Going into a break last night, Knapp played "Don't Fear The Reaper" - but he played it straight, without the flanging Art always used.  It just didn't sound right.

interesting. I didn't realize that art added effect processors, like a flanger, to the bumper music. doesn't that song already have a heavy flanger on the guitar and vocal during the main opening riff, and subsequent repeats? That song will always remind me of the classic SNL bit "needs more cowbell"

it sucks that all the art bell shows that I have, does not have the music included. Bumper music adds to the mystique and spooky atmosphere of his shows!!

damm copywrite fees!!

Quote from: stevesh on October 01, 2012, 02:05:05 PM
Not to flog a dead horse, but I'm guessing you guys didn't listen to the whole two hours. Once you got past her shaky voice, the guest was articulate and had some very interesting takes on near death experiences and experiencers.

Battros is indeed a tool.

mrs. bush sounded similar to the NPR host Diane rehm's voice who has:
Spasmodic dysphonia  (or *laryngeal dystonia*) is a voice disorder
characterized by involuntary movements or spasms
of one or more muscles
of the larynx during speech.

She was difficult to listen to, but once I got accustom to her vocal issues, her opinions and research into NDEs was fascinating.

Knapp did sound a bit off guard, but handled it with professionalism and class.
I'm sure Noory would have dumped her after the first half hour and gone to open lines.
I recall several year back Noory had a guest on with a vocal issue,I think it was a stutter, and noory dumped him. He said "sorry we just can't do this interview, people cannot understand you".
Blamed his producer by saying 'my producer thinks we should move on to open lines' or something similar. I wish I could listen to that again. If anyone recalls the guest or date, please let me know.
Cruel bastard.

I felt bad for that woman's voice issues but she seemed like she had no problems with brain power

thanks everyone! I'm glad you like the latest GN word of the day. I'm working on another one and I will post it later this week. Any and all feedback is encouraged and appreciated! If you have a example of  GN's mush mouth, in a past show, please direct me to it by hour and approximate minute into that hour. 

Thanks "NoMoreNoory" for  your suggestion for word of the day!! I will try to locate it and use it on a upcoming bit.

I'm also mulling over another idea to present, that includes clips of noory stating painfully obvious observations or weird comments that parrot a guests point. you will understand where I am going with it, when I get the first one posted in the next week or so. It's a bit called "Captin Obvious"

NEW gn word of the day!!!!

Quote from: ChewMouse on September 22, 2012, 11:14:47 PM
Naturally I had to go listen to GN trying to pronounce the title of the book; it was sooo bad and I missed it at the time because I had no idea what the guest's book title actually was. GN just couldn't say "malevolent." Just couldn't do it.

The audio of GN mush mouthing his way through that woman's vampire books and his stupid vampire impression.
He fucked it up so bad and managed to sound cocky all at the same time.

GN word of the day!
I put this together pretty quickly, so there is not much production quality.
I hope I can find the time to do more of these and add some spice and production they deserve. God knows there will be no shortage of material.
enjoy!!

if he does talk about the guy at the zoo, he will say somthing like: " there is sumthen goin on out there" or "people are acting very strange, I can feeeeel it"

another thing that Gn does that always annoys the shit out of me.  The guest is working his way up to a very important point and George cuts them off to go to a break, promising the point will be revisited after the break, and  it rarely is. George will forget about it and ask the next cue card questions. I recall one night when that happened and the guest had to remind george, after the break, to allow him to continue with his point, and George begrudgingly did, but you could hear George's rage bubbling just underneath the surface.

He will do that with callers as well, ask a question and George will go to break and the question is never answered . it's almost as if George uses the commercial breaks to get out of questions he does not want to answer, or is incapable of answering.
He sucks!!!

wow George just made a very strange comment that gives us some insight into his weird mind. during the news segment, George made a comment about his producers trying to "trip him up" by scheduling  interviews with 2 guys with similar names, Mish and Mitch. George concludes the segment by stating,  in a  conceded, pompous and cocky tone,  "they tried to trip me up, but I got it right!!".

well George don't break your arm trying to pat yourself on the back I'm sure you'll fuck up soon enough.

one conclusion from this peek inside  Noorys brain is, the producers have talked to George about his mush mouth, no doubt more than once. I'm sure the producers realize it cannot be fixed and just roll their eyes everytime he mispronounces a word.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.

Quote from: ItsOver on September 11, 2012, 09:04:04 PM
Those are the worst commercials, with both Noory and the Carnivora dude reading from a hokey script.  It sounds like a badly written Saturday Night Live parody.  It almost makes you want to go OD on turmeric. 

I just snorted a bunch of turmeric and a funny thing happened.
I couldn't pronounce anything correctly
I got marble mouth
I couldn't comprehend the most basic of ideas
and I tried to interview a gerbil.... by staring with:  "hey how are youuuuuuuuewewew?"
OD'ing on turmeric turns you into a douche
i don't recommend it.. I hope it wears off soon!!

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on September 10, 2012, 02:27:06 PM
This call came in the same self-proclaimed 'wacko' open lines as the planted question that led to Noory's ten minute Mission Statement. It also contained a classic example of his quite breath-taking rudeness and insensitivity to his callers.
A woman called and asked, very simply, 'How do you get your voice heard in a revolutionary way?' Now, granted it's not the easiest question to answer. Did she mean 'How do you find radical, new ways to get your voice heard?' or 'What's the best way to get my revolutionary views heard'. A few intelligent questions would have clarified what she meant and what, if any her revolutionary stance might be. It would be easy to imagine Ian drawing her out in just such a way. Or simply to say, 'Well, you have a captive audience across America and around the world right now. Go ahead.' But not the Simpleton. Oh, no. Instead, he got rather annoyed and nasty with her with a succession of spluttered exclamations along the lines of 'I don't understand', 'What's your point?' etc before cutting her off and announcing, with sneering condescension, that if you want to make your voice heard you should write articles for your local newspaper, join protests, 'that kind of thing.'and moved on. What exactly, if anything, the caller had on her mind, we will never know, because Noory denied her the very platform she was enquiring about.

George Noory sucks.

it was a strangely worded question without much focus. the caller would have been better off if she could have rephrased it in a way the Noory could understand. Very tall order in futility.
His comment of writing little articles to your local newpaper was laughable.
Hey goofy George,  ever hear of the internet? It's this forum that reaches billions of people, where you can voice your opinions and write anything you have on your mind. Geese!!

Here is the audio from that call......

Quote from: ItsOver on September 10, 2012, 04:15:19 PM
Ever see the South Park episode(s) where Saddam Hussein has the Devil as his "girlfriend"?  I could see the Devil dumping Saddam for Snoory.   Could there be any better torture than listening to Snoory crooning Evis? 

hilarious image ziznak! and comment from ItsOver!!
I love the lambasting the SP movie and TV show do to celebrities. I'm not sure if Satan would take noory as his girlfriend, maybe they would hook up  a few times. in SP, Satan has a soft romantic heart, and loves the "bad boys" like saddam, even thought they are not good for him. Maybe Saddam and Noory might be a better suited couple, as Noory playing the bitch bottom "nice guy" roll.

IDK would Noory be a top or bottom? Or maybe a power bottom??
Is noory a true "nice guy" like his on-air persona begs?
I envision Noory having a anger problem and routinely flying off the handle with rage. So maybe he would be a good "bad boy" for Satan in the South Park world.

this is the audio from the transcript i posted yesterday.
open lines from 9-7-12.
the chem-trail pyramid guy.

this is a transcript I put together of a "Noorism"  the caller offers some BASIC info, regarding some wonderous "device".
GN butchers the call, english language and my brain. Oh and he asks questions over and over
the show is from the open lines last Friday 9-7-12, hour 2 second or third caller.

enjoy

George: "let's now go to the shoowwwwww,  callerrrrrr, Ross in LA.  right around the corner. hi Ross."
       (ohh boy here we go)

Caller:"hey george how ya doing"

G:" how was my speech? ha ha ha"

C:"great!"

blah  blah

C:"umm I'm the guy with the invention here in LA that gets rid of chemtrails"

G:" oh that's right. that's right, u  u  u  uer-sent me a great picture! I did get it."

c:" oh good!"

G:" I, I, you know what, I didn't think it was that big, but it, it, it's pretty good size"
           (what exactly are you referring to Geroge? he sent you a pic and itsa good size? hummmmm)

C:"uh yeah the one on my bike it's umm 39 inches.  I have a couple there, umm you can see pictures of, that are just like 30 inches."

G:" tell everybody what you have Ross just so they know what you're talking about"
            (do you have to?)

C:" well it's called a pervionce pyramid, and I've been here in LA , and since May we been clearing out chemtrails all the way down as far as San Diego. so a 120 mile radius"

G:" alright the pyramid that I saw in the picture which looks like it was about... what? 2 by 2. 2 foot by 2 foot?"
            (he just gave the size 5 seconds ago dip shit)

C:" uhhh no, it's a  39 inch bass" 

G:"alright so it's  3 by 3?"
           (wholly hell!! HE JUST SAID IT WAS 39".......... ohh forget it)

C:" yeah i little bit more than 3 feet"

G:"what, eah, uch, what spanned.... in the sky does it clear out chemtrails? how many, how many feet, how many miles?"
         (this is exactly what nooron said, no surprise these days.)

      (again GN the caller just told you how far it reaches, remember back that far geeze, at least 20 seconds. and  yes Captin short term memory did actually say "what spanned in the sky...." maybe he missed that day in school where they covered the tenses... past, present, future. anyone? anyone? Buellier? Bullier?)

C:"120 mile radius."

G:" 120 miles!!! that,.. that one pryamid?"

C:" yeah but you notice  George, that we have chem trails today."

G:"  you know what I.... I didn't notice.  I'm in LA.
I didn't look up. hahaha.  I didn't look at the sky today.... I've been looking at my shoes. ha ha ha"
           ( I don't think the answer you're looking for is on those second rate shoes Clairice.)

C:"yeah I think were going to have some tomorrow and Sunday, but I think it's because I parked my bike under a tree."
              (no I think it's because your device is a bullshit paperweight)

G:" ohhhh,  yoouu're the one responsible for these things."

blah blah blah..

         (i'm going to skip some of the unimportant stuff here.)

G:"does it wipe out chemtrails that are already in the air?"

blah blah blah..


blah blah blah
     (well who am i kidding? it's all unimportant really.)

C:"no it takes a couple days and then the chem-trails aren't there"
   
blah blah yadda yadda

C:" I'm not sure exactly how it works but it has something to do with the earth." 
     (golly sounds like hard science to me)

blah blah blah

G:"I'll give the picture to Lex  to post it."

yadda yadda

blah blah

then the caller plugs the website for this stupid pseudoscience pyramid that seems to rely on mere coincidence.

then George's closing Comments is:
G:"it's a pretty good invention but very strange."

really george?  it's a good invention??

I'm fairly certain that I could build some random geometric shape and set it outside.
when it rains, I can proclaim, this is a  mystic rhombihexahedron device that makes angels sad.
I could tell GN it is a mysterious device that conjures angels tears. Then i'd say "i dont know how it works but it has something to do with your show sucking so bad, it makes the angels cry"


P.S  to the caller "Ross"from LA. im sure you are a good guy.  in my effort to lambast GN, i might have hit you with some minor shrapnel. sorry about that.

P.P.S i'd be happy to post the mp3 of this sequence, so you all can listen for yourselves. but im new here and dont know how to do it or, if it's even allowed.

hi everyone! love this site, love reading all the comments.

knapp is by far the best host these days. he at least can handle the guests and topics and ask good followup questions.

greetings everyone! I found this site, like some of you, by searching for george noory sucks and other similar phrases such as, why is c2c gone down hill or what's wrong with noory. I'm glad to see that I'm not alone in my opinion!! I've spent the past few days reading up on the vast amount of comments and  topics and loving all the "suckage" that has become c2c am. I've never posted  to any bb, so that poping noise you just heard was my bb cherry. I'm still learning and browsing around here. I'm excited to add my 2 cents in the  weeks and years ahead, on  what has become depth and the wonder of george noory sucking!!!!