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Quote from: dsz on May 02, 2018, 02:14:29 AM
If Heather were a sandwich, which sandwich would she be?

BBQ Tofu with bean sprouts on stale whole wheat toast.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 02, 2018, 09:02:00 AM
I got a little something I am working on. Here's what I have so far...PS this is hard as fuck! Kudos MV!
It's to this tune...

There's a shed in western state
On a street where a stalker played
A con she sure did make
As he taught her things for free

And there's a legend in this desert town
And he worked ‘til he dropped right down
They say, Heather, you put in him the ground
And she calls them all vultures

The vultures say:

(That's it so far) LOL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsYnBI2nvHI

LOL!  Oh this is really good too. 

Quote from: BobGrau on May 02, 2018, 09:15:55 AM
I don't think this is good enough to sing, but I thought I'd post anyway. If anyone can tidy it up please feel free. I just love nancy's first bit.

Some BellGab Mourning

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Prowlers crowing on the hill, vocal fry and laugh-to-fill
Burned to dust, Bellgab's trust, look I'm moving to Pahrump!
Heather pissed her fame

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Browsing all the things we know, secrets make for a bad show
Learn from this, keep in touch, lurk with us but don't post much
Rosegirl is still game

Nope.  It's good enough to sing.  You did a nice job with this parody.

I just sang it to myself and I think I knocked it out of the park.

Tom Wilson is a huge sack of shit.

Quote from: bateman on May 01, 2018, 06:53:27 PM
This is now a Keith Rowland appreciation thread.

Funny how that turned out.  Who woulda thunk it!

Quote from: Jojo on May 01, 2018, 02:24:13 AM
Doc Wallach did good tonight.

Snake oil salesmen always do well when they have an audience.  All it takes is for people to walk away and then move on.  A Veterinarian with a degree from some homeopathic school will not sway me whatsoever.  If it works for you fine.  However to me he is reprehensible.  Doc Wallet does no good.  Saying he does in this thread is sacrilege.  But you do you Jojo.  I mean no disrespect.

Quote from: HumanBeing on May 01, 2018, 10:00:27 AM
Every time I listen to a Clyde Lewis show, which is rare these days, I grab the soundcloud file and edit the crap out of it.
He has too many song mashups for my liking. But my biggest complaint is he repeats himself a whole lot due to radio stations who carry the show start to air the live show at different times.
It is beyond frustrating.

The last Clyde Lewis show I listened to was on 'Sha Na Ra' - a crystal skull that the daughter of Nick Nocerino, Michelle, was now caretaker of.
I heard her father Nick on Open Mind with Bill Jenkins and was fascinated by the subject matter.

I still listen to the Open Mind with Bill Jenkins shows that became available online. These shows aired in the early to mid 80's. 
You can get them here if interested https://archive.org/details/OpenMindWithBillJenkins

Yes.  The song mashups and all the other extra stuff is crap and drawn out way too long.  I think he would repeat himself over and over regardless of commercial breaks, air time, etc.  He's almost dead to me because his show just doesn't have the appeal anymore.  Oh well.

I'll check out the link you posted.  I don't know anything about that guy.  I'll give it a shot. 

Avengers : Infinity War.

Saw it this afternoon.  Action packed.  Kind of disjointed at times.  So many possibilities with the ending.  Stay through the credits.  That being said, these will be the longest credits you've ever seen.  Trust me.

Overall...typical fun comic book based movie.   

Heather has now become such a tragic figure.  She should consider self immolation.  It will cement her legacy.  Lasha can design her tombstone.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 01, 2018, 09:43:22 AM
I always believed bateman.

Likewise.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 01, 2018, 09:39:49 AM
I started listening to this show today and then stopped and unsubscribed. It's so unprofessional to bash a place for throwing you out and continue to bash the food. I agree poor planning. He also was asking people to support him on social media more etc. Insert eye roll.

Yep.  I'm turning the show off at the one hour mark because he is being a bitch.  He really seems like a baby at times.  The thing is, he says "thrown out."  He was told essentially that his time was up. For whatever reason, we don't know. Regardless, he essentially threw himself out. 

I'm listening to Clyde now and I'm glad I didn't go since he bounced around to 4 different places.  I thought he was just going to do his lounge from one place and it would be an event.  I have a feeling Clyde and his crew didn't really plan this well.  There are so many places that would've welcomed him.  I am not sure why he went to the places he did. Him getting thrown out of Buddy's Place seems odd.  I think there's more to it than what's being said.  Quite frankly Clyde and his crew's piss poor planning failed him. Plus he keeps mentioning how he loved Richmond and wants to just talk about that, however, so far, all he is talking about is that one incident.

Quote from: mv on May 01, 2018, 01:11:32 AM
I thought the young Art was adequately handsome.

I'm not into dudes but I know handsome and can appreciate a guy that's good looking.  I never thought Art was good looking at any point in his life.  Okay.  I've said too much.

Quote from: dsz on May 01, 2018, 12:49:10 AM
I'd love to see what people are PM-ing Heather tonight. Anyone have her password?

PM her from here.  I doubt she'll answer but what the hell? 

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3258

https://youtu.be/CjRas1yOWvo

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 01, 2018, 12:26:17 AM
I don't think I can ever hear this song the same way again 

Richmond, VA.

Quote from: Tricky-D on May 01, 2018, 12:09:53 AM

She will not pass the drug test and background check.

Quote from: albrecht on April 30, 2018, 10:10:35 PM
See y'all tomorrow in SA at the Freeman Coliseum. Priest in SA. And you know how SA loves metal! Should be good. With Saxon!

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on May 01, 2018, 12:02:15 AM
I hear coal mining jobs are coming back.

She'd never wear the hard hat.

https://youtu.be/c5dwksSbD34

Quote from: Sean92008 on April 30, 2018, 11:38:47 PM
Wow, that's her best?  She sucks.

No mercy.  To whom much is given, much is expected.

You goddamn right!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 30, 2018, 11:37:19 PM
I thought she was OK as a producer. Maybe something like that?

Possibly.  She may have to change her name.

Quote from: albrecht on April 30, 2018, 11:36:27 PM
I'm glad that we were the first victim of Russian fake news. Or was it a Smirnoff plot to fake their history, or something?

I think it was Yakov Smirnoff.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 30, 2018, 11:34:20 PM
Looks like there are some gigs available on Kwajalein - if she wants to get away from it all.......................

http://krscareers.catsone.com/careers/index.php?m=portal&a=listings&sort=title&sortDir=asc&page=1

The Marshall Islands.  LOL!

Quote from: albrecht on April 30, 2018, 11:29:41 PM
I recall an odd chemistry professor who  told us, in HS?, that Mendelev found the perfect vodka? Or something? Like, at the time, there was suspicions of "branded wine" and such and he discovered, I think 100 proof (of course he would use that term back then but something in Cyrillic etc) that the alcohol versus water content was the 'best' in distillation?

The Mendelev thing is a myth regarding vodka.

Quote from: Catsmile on April 30, 2018, 11:28:14 PM
Well depends on whats in Arts will.

Good point.

So aside from all the bullshit.  What will Heather now do for a job?  What discernible skills does she have to carry on in her new career?

Quote from: Taco Bell on April 30, 2018, 11:19:16 PM
Really?
Wood not smash/10

I'd still hit it.

Quote from: dsz on April 30, 2018, 11:17:51 PM
How many beers do you have to down at once to get through 10 minutes of Heather Wade...

You wouldn't believe it if I told you.  Let me just say I'd polish off a fifth of vodka during Hoagie's show, and at the time I actually liked him.