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Quote from: Kidnostad3 on January 31, 2020, 12:31:52 PM
Notwithstanding his conservative bias and repetitious commentary, Hannity provides a needed counterbalance to the exclusively leftist talking heads on other networks who compete with him in a prime time slot.  The difference between them is that when it comes to the facts, Hannity rarely gets it wrong while his competition consistently slants, mischaracterizes and denies the facts and when that fails and the truth is revealed they studiously ignore it and move on to the next bullshit story.  Given the choices available to those who get their news from cable news outlets, I’m glad there is someone with his grit and tenacity in that time slot and judging by his numbers I’m not alone in that appreciation.   

Yes, indeed.  If he could just back off the caffeine and reptitious stock phrases, it would make all the "My Pillow" and " Shari's Berries" commercials a lot more tolerable.  If I hear "compromised, corrupt, coward, congenital liar" one more time, I'm going to have to personally escort Adam Schiff out of D.C. in the trunk of a south of the border bound vehicle.

This is certainly nice to know.

"No, drinking bleach will not ward off coronavirus... "

https://www.politifact.com/facebook-fact-checks/statements/2020/jan/30/tweets/no-drinking-bleach-will-not-ward-coronavirus/

Especially, if Noory or Clyde start plugging Clorox as a sponsor.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 30, 2020, 09:56:06 PM
Holy balls - Some damn good trolling out there in the world.   


https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message4239933/pg1223#77436342

Heh, Jorch can hook you right up.



And don't forget a crate or two of bovine colostrum from Ron at Get The Tea.  He's sold out of several flavors, already!

https://getthetea.com/shop/colostrum-complete-organic-mocha-flavor/



Colostrum Complete (Organic Mocha Flavor) SOLD OUT!!!
$114.00 $75.00

Sold out!!!!

Good sales job, Clyde!

Quote from: Jojo on January 31, 2020, 03:44:16 AM
And for those who haven't had enough Angst-of-Noory with Sounds of Silence, Cats in the Cradle, How Many Roads Must a Man Walk Down, Dust in the Wind, Blowin' in the Wind, McArthur Park, any many other angst-ridden songs....Tonite's special was Puff the Magic Dragon.  More angst.  Before Valentine's Day.  I say one of these songs alone played just once is enough angst for an entire year.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 30, 2020, 05:22:56 PM
It’s a song about someone who was in love, thought that the object of their desire was on the same page and then found out they weren’t. What’s so wrong with that?

Remember who you're dealing with, Doc.

Quote from: Juan flink=topic=12883.msg1374509#msg1374509 date=1580423382
Obama and the swamp clearly have something on Roberts.

Roberts has his Swamp Creature country club status to protect. 

Nutty Nancy has been especially prayerful and will no doubt receive divine guidance.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on January 30, 2020, 01:21:51 PM
Today House Managers continue to tap dance and make bunny shadows while getting their asses handed to them. 

In other news Utah state Rep. Tim Quinn introduced H.B. 217, legislation that would allow the state's voters to recall their senators in the middle of their terms.  Mittens might be looking for a new gig before too long. 

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/utah-rep-introduces-bill-to-recall-u-s-senators-romney

That would be sweet.  Romney is such a political cuck. Utah should disown the D.C. swamp creature.

Quote from: albrecht on January 29, 2020, 11:23:15 PM

I await this Gabcast with bated breath. Could be epic.

Pate needs to join in to add some drunk sanity.

Quote from: Jojo on January 29, 2020, 03:46:07 AM
Only a sick shithead and an inane asshole would play Send in The Clowns.  I feel very sorry for her, whoever she is.  What an royal ass.  It's no wonder he said he was "lonely" one Valentine's Day.  De ja vu.  No woman should participate in a relationship with an emotional abuser, and this song, to be broadcast like that, as I've said before many times, is emotional abuse.  What a fucking shithead.

And last night one of the songs suggested his SO is quite old, something about George Bush, Sr. croaking "It's been such a long time", last night.  Like gravel on a chalk board.  I don't care whether the singer is Willie Nelson or not; if it sounds like George Bush, Sr. then to me it will always be George Bush, Sr.

Whoever she is, I can only assume she is just using him at this point, and honestly who could blame her, because no woman who wants a meaningful marriage would put up with that shit.  I wonder how she copes with the stress of his insulting, emotionally unprotective demeanor.  What her vices are.  What her self-care failures are.  Because repressed anger can lead to a lot of health problems and unhealthy coping mechanisms.  Maybe she was thinking of exercising soon, but now feels like what's the point.  He's going to call her old and a clown irregardless.  Why not just eat another frozen pizza?  Yes, the whole thing.  Who wants to be in a relationship with a ass?

Too bad Lorena Bobbitt isn't free tonight.  No man, no man with a apouse should ever play Send in The Clowns on public national airwaves.  Songs that are meant as reveries are not songs you choose to broadcast.

And all you defensive types, it won't make sense if you jump on me & tell me I've jumped to conclusions.  Bullshit.  The song is clearly a dedication.  And he is the only emotional abuser in the studio.  Ergo, he was the asshole that ordered it.  I seriously doubt Tom or any other employee is playing a piece of shit song like that right before Valentine's Day, or ever.

I've been around a long, long time and in all my life listening to many radio stations, I have heard many, many songs played and dedicated to people.  But not this insulting song.  It's like Total Eclipse of the Heart.  You just don't dedicate that to someone you love.  Is George Noory capable of love?  Is he a narcissist?  What song would you dedicate to George Noory on Valetine's Day?  We could start with Highway to Hell.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on January 28, 2020, 02:34:51 PM
Don't you have paper dolls to cut out or something.  The grownups are talking.

Heh.  "Stellar boy, why don't you go play with that nice girl next door."

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 28, 2020, 12:46:37 PM
Ginger or MaryAnne?

No question.

I'll bring the popcorn.  Maybe even nacho cheese Doritos.

Quote from: Taaroa on January 28, 2020, 06:35:42 AM
Boeing Dreamliner production problems threaten the aircraft's safety, former quality manager warns

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-01-28/boeing-whistleblower-dreamliner-production-issues-safety-threat/11904396

Sounds like Boeing has reached the "final" corporate level of incompetence.  By the way, I finally saw "Ford vs. Ferrari" last week and recommend it.  Very entertaining, especially how it illustrated Shelby's frustration with Ford's corporate suits.

Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief.  Clyde has the cure.

Ground Zero, Recent Shows
1/27/20: KUNG FLU FIGHTING W/ RONNIE MCMULLEN
Sequencing diseases and genetic experiments have taken on a new life in China, especially since the latest outbreak of a coronavirus. It has been reported that 5 million potential carriers have left Wuhan and many of them have not shown symptoms yet. This viral pathogen can literally shift into something force multiplied and far more deadly. While we are just hearing of cases in the United States, China is already bracing for “the next stage of the outbreak.” On tonight’s show, Clyde Lewis talks with nutritional supplement expert, Ronnie McMullen about KUNG FLU FIGHTING.

https://www.groundzeromedia.org/1-27-20-kung-flu-fighting-w-ronnie-mcmullen

Ronnie is the guy the FDA sent the "nice" letter, mentioned in my previous post.    Never let a crisis go to waste, especially if you can make a fast buck.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 28, 2020, 06:28:06 AM
Tangy Tangerine sounds pretty awesome tasting.   I assume it is like a Circus Peanut injected with tangerine tangyness?

I don't know.  You'll have to ask this guy.



I'm guessing it fights everything from Corona to toe nail fungus.

Quote from: WOTR on January 28, 2020, 12:42:36 AM
I can't believe that a few million people bothered to tune into the awards. Who the hell cares?

As for Ms. Eyelash- I'm happy to say that I ignore pop culture to the point where I had never heard of her... But 725 million youtube views tells me that she's popular with kids. This music is the exact reason that downloads are good. Why bother committing that garbage to vinyl? Who is going to want to play it in a decade?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyDfgMOUjCI

Ha!  I'd never heard of "it," either.  Check out this Bieber/Sheeran cuck crap.  It's like an out-take from some little kids' TV show.


https://youtu.be/y83x7MgzWOA

Nice job, leftists, for totally neutering young males.

Quote from: albrecht on January 27, 2020, 10:45:29 PM

...Where are 'expert' guests when we need them? Art, you checked out too early...

Clyde spent the first hour of "Ground Zero" last night, working himself into a frenzy over Corona, then the rest of the show with Ron, from Get The Tea, shamelessly plugging some crap for the immune system to help fight Corona, of course.  I guess Doc Wallet wasn't available.  I'm sure Tangy Tangerine is even better. 

It looks like the FDA isn't too happy with 'ol Ron, though.

https://www.fda.gov/inspections-compliance-enforcement-and-criminal-investigations/warning-letters/get-tea-538965-03222018

Quote from: Hog on January 27, 2020, 10:18:41 AM
...Someone is about to get their ass kicked...

So we're back to that "badass" AssRat again.  I is so scared!   :

Quote from: Stellar on January 26, 2020, 06:02:13 PM


Call me what you want but the price for this suit today is $1153.00.  What will the price be in a month your guess.

Once again THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
https://pksafety.com/dupont-tychem-10000-commander-ex-level-a-suit-tk555t/?sku=DUP01-TK555T-3XL&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=smart%20shopping%20all&utm_medium=ppc&utm_terms=&gclid=CjwKCAiAjrXxBRAPEiwAiM3DQvI_RN1ZDMccDH8oOcQSbpXss7uwl-eOR_BoINOXH3AUVBHvaQn4xBoCFJMQAvD_BwE

You should look quite stylish at the next cat lady tea party.

Quote from: albrecht on January 26, 2020, 07:23:45 PM
And one wouldn't want to wear a used black death mask. And could also be stylishly used at those billionaire sex parties.

...or BellGab sardine festivals.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 26, 2020, 05:43:26 PM
All the more reason to joke about it.

LOL.  I'll let everyone know if I don't make it.  Just tune into this guy and I'll report in via a Ouija board.



Don't be afraid, Jorch.

Quote from: Flyingmerkitty on January 26, 2020, 01:43:11 PM
And bTW if you have had your flu shot.... I'm sorry but you are at greater risk of outbreak....

https://academic.oup.com/cid/article/54/12/1778/455098

... maybe if you're a kid, the one study's test subjects.  I'll await more conflicting research.

I'd shy away from any redshirt versions.

Interesting.

https://disrn.com/news/harvard-epidemiologist-says-coronavirus-is-thermonuclear-pandemic-level-bad/

'Bye, Lee!  It's been fun.

Quote from: awguy on January 25, 2020, 08:24:49 PM
Haven't seen this mentioned yet. A commemorative plaque and bench have been unveiled in Pahrump.





From the Nye County, Nevada FB Page:

A plaque and bench have been installed in memory of Art Bell, a long-time Pahrump resident and radio personality who passed away April 13, 2018 at age 72.

A member of the National Radio Hall of Fame and the Nevada Broadcasters Association Hall of Fame, Bell is best known for his paranormal-based radio show Coast to Coast AM. He also was the founder and original owner of KNYE 95.1 FM in 1999, which still operates today.

The bench and plaque were paid for by Friends and Fans of Art Bell with a contribution from the county including installation of the bench and plaque.

Good to see they at least got the spelling right.

Quote from: juanelo on January 25, 2020, 08:35:56 PM
I stop listen to Dave along time ago...

I'd pretty much forgotten about him.  Kind of an "indifference is even worse that hate" thing.

Quote from: Jackstar on January 25, 2020, 07:54:48 PM
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At least they're not burning bodies, so they don't come back from the dead.  Yet.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on January 25, 2020, 06:11:48 PM
Was I hallucinating in my sleep or did Coast really have a guest on last night for 2 hours who argued that the earth was flat?

Hearing Syrett announce that guest last night was better than the max prescribed dose of Ambien.  I was out cold in minutes.