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Quote from: Lilith on February 16, 2020, 01:53:19 PM

Ha! "Subscribe and you'll never miss a show."  Right.  Maybe Heater should sign up.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 16, 2020, 07:36:35 AM
Nazi. :

Probably hates ducks, too.

Quote from: Camazotz on February 13, 2020, 06:43:29 PM
George Noory ... the Mannix of late night talk radio.

Hey, hey, naow!  At least Mannix had, eh, some kind of interesting wheels.

https://www.hemmings.com/blog/article/modified-for-mannix-1968-dodge-dart-gts/



Jorch probably has a boring Mercedes or Ma Noory's old Buick.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/15/michael-bloomberg-hillary-clinton-vp-115407



“I can think of absolutely NOTHING that would make @realDonaldTrump and his supporters happier,” conservative commentator Candace Owens tweeted. “Do it, @HillaryClinton. Make our day.”

Quote from: albrecht on February 15, 2020, 06:03:41 PM
...Also some guy from here who had some theory about "not opening your eyes all at once" upon waking, for some reason...

Syrett hosts again tonight.

I was half awake when I heard that one but it was still a "WTF moment." Something about being able to see into one's subconcious.  Syrett said he'd "have to try that."    :

Then there was some guy droning on about creationism and evolution, complete with biblical references.  My only thought with that one was Art would have shut him down pretty quickly. 

I hate to think I'm driving on the road with these type of characters AND drunks.

Ha!  There were definitely some weirder than usual callers.

Quote from: Liberace! on February 15, 2020, 11:26:10 AM
At this time of year, women who use words like "mansplaining" with a straight face generally receive nothing from anyone.

Yes, indeed.

Quote from: pate on February 15, 2020, 11:02:59 AM
Jaysus, you two dingbats.  Doc, I am amazed you didn't find and post this vidya:


https://youtu.be/_-DNk-Nmtqw

for your friend there.  It mansplains how to embed images pretty clearly (a little blurry in some places) but I am sure if "YoYo" watches the above vidya several times and takes really good notes she will be able to embed cat-pictures without taking up valuable storage space on the server.

-p

Heh, heh, heh.



"But, Archie... will I have to make the bed before I embed it?"

Your Ex seems to be somewhat "challenged," Doc.  Did you ever seek or provide professional help for this creature?  Asking for a friend.

Quote from: albrecht on February 14, 2020, 05:36:17 PM
I like Peter Davenport for his tenacity to keep going with the gig. Memories of Art shows...

There's that.  It's interesting to hear him on the old shows, via "Art Bell - Somewhere in Time," compared to now.  He doesn't sound like the same guy, from the voice.  The ravages of time.  At least he's still breathing.

Quote from: username on February 14, 2020, 03:53:17 PM
Good god.



To be fair I'm not sure anyone is paying attention to poor Peter.

Davenport sounds like he's phoning in from a nursing home.  "You're looking for Peter?  He's the old fella at the end of the hall, talking to himself about flying saucers..."

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on February 14, 2020, 12:25:09 PM
DOJ will not charge ex-FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe, a frequent Trump target.

I cannot fucking believe this.  Looks like everbody’s going to skate except Trump people. 

The next step for McCabe’s lawyer will be to sue the Government for reinstatement of his status as a federal employee thereby restoring his eligibility for full retirement benefits and for recovery of lost pay from the day he was fired.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/02/14/andrew-mccabe-charge-fbi-role-russia-inquiry/2122250001/

What a bunch of garbage.  Some folks are indeed more equal than others.

Quote from: Jojo on February 14, 2020, 10:47:57 AM
..."Female caller, is your heart beating fast?"...

"Yeeewww know I'm beating something fast..."

Quote from: Liberace! on February 14, 2020, 11:01:16 AM
Jojo, you need to learn how to embed images in your posts from external URLs rather than attach them because by attaching them you're taking up space on the server for... cat pictures.

LOL.  Yoyo thinks she's in cat world, AKA BarfGab.  Bella-Haven was burned to the ground quite some time ago.  Praise Lee.

Quote from: pate on February 13, 2020, 05:38:28 PM
The "frumus" 3 x 5 index card!  Ha.

Is that something made up to explain his insightful & probing questions or did Jorch actually at some point mention his use of them?

I seem to have forgotten this bit of igNooron lore...

-p

You'd think Jorch could just read his prepared questions off a computer display or even a regular script but he prefers the index cards.  It reminds him how Ma Noory used to keep little Jorchie's favorite cookie recipes on 3x5's. 

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on February 13, 2020, 02:03:04 PM
Last night's guest Jeffrey Seelman gave a lengthy explanation of the difference between demonic spirits and negative spirits. A few minutes later, George asked if demonic spirits and negative spirits are the same thing!

It was obviously the next question on his Tommee-prepared 3 x 5 index card.   

Quote from: pate on February 12, 2020, 09:34:55 PM
I am neither a millennial nor a boomer.  Somewhere between the two, I resent being lumped in with either of those shit-bag generations.

Good day, sir.



I said, "Good day!"

-p

"I'll drink to that."

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 13, 2020, 12:59:47 AM

...George: Tonight's guest is Gary Munjack, he's got ALS and is raising awareness about it and has a new book out about his experience with this devastating disease. 

George: Gary when did you get interested in having ALS?

Gads.  :

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 12, 2020, 01:28:47 PM
We all know Joorch has trouble with microwaves. Aside from the Great Pizza Roll Event, he has also informed guests that at home he turns his microwave on and then runs and hides round a corner to escape leaking radiation. Last night, having claimed to be a synesthete (see Cronkite’s Ghost above), he then tried to prove that he’s also a ‘machine empath’ because three microwaves - ‘microwave evans[sic]’, he actually called them - have ‘sparked out and blown up’ in his presence in the last six months.
Time, I think for Tommee to remind him to take the spoon out of the mug, or that the tin foil is supposed to go on his head, not on top of the bowl of whatever he’s trying to warm over.

Jorch would have embarrassed these guys.

Quote from: username on February 12, 2020, 03:48:30 AM
Perhaps you should write Georgia an email and tell him about these issues. He might even hire you for further consulting.

Heh, heh, heh. No doubt.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on February 12, 2020, 11:06:59 AM
Dave Darin has blocked me on Boomerbook and removed me from his group lol

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 12, 2020, 03:36:29 AM
... with radio tough guy George Noory in a guinea t-shirt daring you to knock the battery off his shoulder. That's what society is missing these days, real men, radio tough guys like George Noory...

"Macho, macho man!  G Noory is a macho man!"

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 11, 2020, 05:51:18 PM
They’re calling for an “investigation” into this.  : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :

Of course.  Their standard MO.  They're worse than a little brat that doesn't get its way.

Quote from: albrecht on February 11, 2020, 05:28:40 PM
https://apnews.com/f9addeca0df46d91442701d1420ed046

"Four lawyers who prosecuted Roger Stone quit the case Tuesday after the Justice Department said it would take the extraordinary step of lowering the amount of prison time it would seek for President Donald Trump’s longtime ally and confidant."

Poor babies.  I'm sure the demonrat apparatchiks will still be busy trying to screw over somebody else.

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 11, 2020, 04:10:33 PM
Unless George played this as his bumper, in which case I’d be pissed.

https://youtu.be/Yxy1eF_w7sU

LOL.  Absolutely. 

Everyone knows Corsairs are misogynistic.  Look at their pilots.



Bad plane.  Bad!

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 11, 2020, 05:16:49 AM
I'm not being sexist just objective. The male Coast guests are grandiose blowhards, the female guests are all crazy cat lady glass menagerie level fantasists, I find many of them sad.

I lasted 10 minutes tonight, the guest was another woman who professes to have some kind of magic talent, this one with past lives regression. like most Coast guests she tries very hard to sound scientific, she must have referred to 'case studies' 5 times in the short time I listened, any story a kook has to tell is a 'case study'.

Anyway she described a woman who came to her for help, the woman literally was a crazy cat lady, who had been evicted and charged criminally over her herd of cats. Our guest took the woman on a past life journey. Wow, much wow, it turns out this woman was a member of a cat cult in ancient Egypt! To get her over the obsession with cats our guest wackadoodle guided her client into a meeting with the High Priest of the ancient Egyptian cat cult.

And Noory sits there and encourages and validates these frauds night after night, year after year.

I got a laugh when numbnuts Noory brought up the James Leininger case to the supposed past life regression "expert."  It's one of the more well-known past life cases and the "expert" had never heard of it. Of course, Noory launches into a screwed-up story of the case, saying Leininger as a little boy was fascinated with airplanes and seemed to unexplainably know a lot about them.  He claimed to be a fighter pilot and Noory said he flew the Concorde.  Eh, Jorch, the Concorde was a supersonic commercial airliner, not a fighter plane.  :  He should have said Corsair.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 11, 2020, 05:16:49 AM

...Anyway she described a woman who came to her for help, the woman literally was a crazy cat lady, who had been evicted and charged criminally over her herd of cats...

LOL.  "Welcome to EllGab.  Clean your litter box often."

Rush's fill-in host made a good point today.  Imagine how the MSM would have reacted if Paul Ryan had ripped-up an Obama SOTU speech document. 

Quote from: Hog on February 10, 2020, 01:34:26 PM
2 plane loads of Canadians have arrived at Canadian Forces Base(SCB) Trenton, the 2 flights carrying 276 and 39 Canadians home from Wuhang China.
They get to stay in rooms for 2 weeks, they have all their needs taken care for, high speed internet...

Glad to see they won't have to worry about BellGab Withdrawal Syndrome (BWS).

Praise Lee.

Quote from: albrecht on February 09, 2020, 04:23:32 PM
Yeah Norry would just listen and ask some inane question. Connie would wonder how his "legal" maneuvers would impact weed and Bigfeet. And would ask if he goes "Bigfootin' " in West Virginia.

I like how Syrett said "FEB"- inside joke for us BGers?

Nailed it.  Especially "Bigfoot'n" Willis. I did a "Noory" and nodded-off before Syrett did his "Feb."