BellGab.com Archive

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 20, 2020, 11:28:48 AM
...would love to hear George in his Telltale Heart voice acting out porn scenes.

Heh, heh, heh.  "Jorch does Debbie in Dallas," "Behind The Green Tommee," "Deep Burned Flapper Thing in The Throat," starring Jorch "Pizza Roll" Snoory.

Quote from: albrecht on February 20, 2020, 11:22:13 AM



At least listeners weren't subjected to a replay of a mid-90s shockjock parody of a roadrage accident where old ladies beat a guy with purses and Bibles.

Ha!  Jorch picks the suckiest crap to cover his early bailouts with Tommee.  Then it's repeat the same crap ad infinitum.  How long has he been playing that awful UFO Phil squallering to close Friday?  Talk about nails on a chalkboard.

I'd read this as a "yes."

"George closed the program with his rendition of Edgar Allan Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart."  From 2017.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2017/10/31

Of course, Jorch has others write "his" books.  Maybe he also has "ghost" speakers, and still claims it's his rendition.

Quote from: Hog on February 20, 2020, 10:14:04 AM


I WAS looking forward to hearing you and Leader Lee on Sat,  looks like we have Brig to thank for Lee's "about-turn".
It went from, this>to thisWhich triggered this.
I wonder what happened? 

Was Lee inundated with "report to moderator" messages in lieu of the lack of a PM system? 
or
did Lee happen to listen to one of his ethanol infused Gabcasts and realize that 5 hours of Heather bashing may have been enough?
or
Did Lee not handle his latest birthday very well?   Forty is a bitch.
or
Is Lee having a bad reaction to the local drinking water?
or
Did Navella finally sit Lee down and say "enough is enough, the cops screeching into the family driveway scaring the girls was the final straw."
or
Did Lee change?
or
Is he just pissed off that he must, yet again, change the name of his forums?   WadeGab.com must be a very bitter pill for him to crush and snort.

peace
Hog

It's the stalker's fault. This place will now be known as The Kingdom of AzzRat. 

Welcome to AzzGab.com.  Be weird often, or at least butthurt.

LOL.

"The bizarre trend of pigeons wearing hats has taken yet another weird turn as a self-described 'underground radical group' recently shared a video showing the birds outfitted with Make America Great Again hats and set free to roam the streets of Las Vegas. The very strange "aerial protest piece" was reportedly the work of an organization calling themselves 'Pigeons, United To Interfere Now' or PUTIN. The group sent a rather well-produced presentation of the cap-wearing creatures being released by members of the organization..."

https://www.ktnv.com/news/underground-radical-group-puts-maga-hats-on-pigeons-in-las-vegas

Freaking hilarious. 


http://youtu.be/35cj7KHNTQY

Although, using the American flag as a bird cage liner is less than cool.  :

I imagine Tommee went through a case of Twinkies, watching Jorch do retakes of that reading.

Say "February," Jorch.

No surprise here. 



Fauxcahontas busy blathering and creepy uncle Joe was "lost in space."

Yep, another "skip out early night."  ANOTHER replay of Jorch reading "The Tell Tale Heart." Gads, what a turd.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 20, 2020, 03:07:08 AM
hahaha I love when even his guests, who aren't the sharpest knives in any drawer, are stupefied by George's idiotic questions and comments.

Tonight's guest is an 'expert' on voodoo, several times she's been caught off guard by something Jorch has blurted out that makes no sense or is just flat out retarded. He asked her, like a 6 year old would ask 'Can you change the past with voodoo?' She couldn't process this stupidity, took a couple seconds and then asked 'What? Can voodoo change the past is the question? uh .... no.' hahaha I can't believe even he asked that - there are many many crazy religions in this world with crazy beliefs and I don't think any of them include time travel into the past to make changes.

Of course, we get index card question #3 "How did you get interested in <subject >?"  Sometimes Jorch makes it really interesting by saying "introduced to," instead of "interested."  Riveting. 

At least we moved on to a caller question "do herbs have spirits?"



"Can voodoo be used to change your car oil?"

Quote from: albrecht on February 19, 2020, 10:20:02 PM

... just kill time ...

Isn't that pretty much how Jorch looks at a whole show?  Show up, punch in for a tidy check, and the asleep at the wheel PremRat suits are happy.



"Come on, Tommee.  I need my pre-made turkee on whole wheat, naow!"

Quote from: albrecht on February 19, 2020, 09:25:57 PM

I will stick with my rusty straight-razor for my gang, thank you very much. None of these new-fangled switchblade contraptions...

I'll stick with my Kershaw Ken Onion SpeedSafe. Open in the blink of an eye, with one hand.  One slick little knife.

https://kershaw.kaiusaltd.com/blog/pocketknife-technology-101inside-kershaws-opening-systems

Brando would have gone with it, if it had been available then.

Quote from: Tootsie on February 19, 2020, 03:43:28 PM
People who don't know the difference between communism and socialism, yet alone Democratic Socialism need some free education

What?  No lecture on Nazis for us bumpkin deplorables? 

Quote from: albrecht on February 19, 2020, 03:24:50 PM
That is pretty amazing! I also enjoyed the politically correct hand-wringing over the Tyler men "have a habit of having children very late in life." In other words, they liked to marry younger women once widowed. Shocking. Appalling. #metoo

Horrendous!  Yoyo can now post a long, eye-rolling diatribe of outrage against the heathen Tyler clan. 



The face of evil!

Quote from: Gd5150 on February 19, 2020, 01:53:43 PM
Mike Bloomberg was a Democrat before he was a Republican before he was a Democrat before he was a Republican before he was a Democrat.

But he's always been an asshat.

Quote from: VC on February 19, 2020, 11:16:22 AM

...Probably got out s-he's closet full of MV/Liberace! voodoo dolls to pin Lee down some more.   :

[attachment=1,msg1377268]

Heh, heh, heh. Pierce Praise Lee.

Quote from: albrecht on February 18, 2020, 04:56:08 PM
https://thefederalist.com/2020/02/17/source-democrat-senator-held-secret-meeting-in-munich-with-iranian-foreign-minister-zarif/

https://freebeacon.com/national-security/pompeo-slams-democrats-for-secretive-meeting-with-top-iranian-official/

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/953 


https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution-conan/article-2/section-3/the-logan-act

He's a demonrat senator so he can get away with it.  Ask this rat.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 18, 2020, 12:23:43 PM
TIA

Oh, good.  That should help to balance out your never ending butthurt. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 18, 2020, 09:35:22 AM
He’s saving that for when we build the domed cities an move indoors permanently.

Heh, heh, good times for all some.

Quote from: WOTR on February 18, 2020, 01:38:31 AM
Here comes evil WOTR...  Not treating a 95 year old with stage 4 cancer just because they "hope" that they will recover? That should also be a non-starter.

Somehow, unless an individual is footing the bill themselves, there needs to be some cold, hard decisions made.

Why 95?  Why not 75?  Hell, let's just make it 30.

Quote from: albrecht on February 17, 2020, 08:05:16 PM

Good but I'm going with sardines and SPAM.   


LIVE UPDATES: 


https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6


ps: WAN, Hallmark is having a "Murder, She Wrote" marathon. Angela in her prime.  

Every true BellGabber should have a survival stash of sardines. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 17, 2020, 06:20:18 PM
They’re going to have to figure out how to tape down Michael’s pornostar length penis better if they go that way.

Heh, heh... you never know what's up Dr. Evil's sleeve.

Quote from: albrecht on February 17, 2020, 05:08:30 PM
This guy. Now he trying to alienate old people!  Or some weird strategy to explain, somehow spun in a good way, euthanasia- or "solutions"- to fellow members of the Tribe? Who should know better on how eugenics and central solutions end up working!  What a strange candidacy. Spend your own money but insult core constituencies of the Party- and just large groups of the general public- (women, blacks, fat people, gun owners, farmers, factory workers, and now old people?) Talk about a Napoleon Complex. Next he will be going after tall people, which for him is likely anyone over 5-2.

[tweet]1229127380402393088[/tweet]

He just figures he's going to buy the election with all his money.  He's done a great job showing he's one royal elitist ass, though, so I doubt even he has enough dough to compensate.  Plus, he's short.  I still think the demonrats will try to do anything to get Moochelle O' in it as their savior.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 17, 2020, 01:17:18 PM

...Believe me, there's plenty to laugh at in Trumpland.  But I have this odd feeling like I'm the only one laughing.

Put on a damn shirt and maybe we'll stop laughing at you.

Quote from: albrecht on February 17, 2020, 12:51:55 PM
By his past comments Bloomberg has already alienated women, fat people, and blacks. Now his past comments get him in trouble with farmers and factory workers.  I would imagine in reality most of the DNC, at least at the national level, think the same way but are, usually, clever enough to know it is not a good way to run a campaign and only make those comments during their central planning committees or over cocktails in the Hamptons- to not public audiences.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/newselection2020/bloomberg-implied-farming-doesnt-take-intelligence-in-2016-comments/ar-BB105f5m?li=BBnbcA1 

https://www.newsweek.com/mike-bloomberg-teach-anyone-farm-less-gray-matter-modern-jobs-1487633 

https://twitter.com/AnnaKellyWI/status/1229197979392847872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

The demonrats definitely need a better con man as a candidate.  The ones they have now are too close to representing who they really are.  They need another slick Willie or smooth operator.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 17, 2020, 07:25:20 AM
Is Air Canada still flying in and out of China?  "Bans" aside, I would think the economics would dictate a ban of their own..  I can't imagine the Toronto to Shanghai flight is terribly popular right now.  Surely they wouldn't fly an empty bird half way around the world for appearance sake.  Shirley they wouldn't.........   :

"Maybe some screwball pilot would want to.  And don't call me Shirley."

Quote from: username on February 17, 2020, 01:03:55 AM
Someone needs to step up.

"Calling Mr. Someone..."

Quote from: Gd5150 on February 16, 2020, 06:01:23 PM
anal kid shows off his ability to cut and paste

Stand up for anal kid!

LOL.  He's just anal about it, of course.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 16, 2020, 06:25:56 PM

#Leg-o-cy...OhMy!

Quote from: pate on February 16, 2020, 05:29:15 PM
Someone should write Obama a "Thank you note" for the soon to be two-term Trump Presidency!

We'll let the anal kid handle that.

The Prez arrives at Daytona with style.