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"'I love you!': Las Vegas voter gets emotional after meeting Biden..

While visiting a caucus site in Las Vegas, Biden was greeted by supporters including Tina Edwards, a retiree, who became overwhelmed with emotions when she saw Biden. “Mr. Joe Biden! I love you! Oh my goodness,” she said before embracing him and crying.

After her emotional encounter with Biden, Edwards told reporters off-camera that the former VP needs "to be my president" because she doesn’t "want to have to go through another four years of drinking" with President Donald Trump."

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/484196-supreme-court-allow-public-charge-rule-to-take-effect-across-country?amp

Winning!

Quote from: WOTR on February 22, 2020, 02:05:27 PM
You have to wonder how poor Noorie feels? I'm sure that he was subjected to far more (well deserved) criticism than Art, Heather and Vera combined have been...

Jorch was less than happy with BG, especially when Art reemerged.  He made it well known and appeared to seek various ways to "silence" the critics.  Of course, he failed.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 22, 2020, 11:01:15 AM
What do you think the best thing about Heather is?

Her careful planning.  Oh, and her rock collection.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 21, 2020, 11:39:39 PM
The Coast guests are as hapless as the host and producer. One of the stations I listen to Coast on plays old Noory hosted Coast shows on the weekend leading into the live show. Last weekend I listened to part of a show that originally aired soon after the 2016 presidential election - the guest was one of these financial know-it-all types and he was adamant, more than adamant actually, he told the audience to sell all their stocks, a huge crash was coming and if you don't listen to him you'll be very sorry. 

of course he was completely wrong and had anybody taken his advice they'd have lost out huge. they're never right about anything -  politics, economy, technology and most of all about 'disclosure' -  going back to the 90's every UFO 'researcher' that's ever been on Coast has said disclosure is just around the corner, they have been preparing us and it will be any day now. Hoagland is kook science's 'Larry the Trombone Player' - anybody remember him from The Gong Show?

A person could make a mint by using a contrarion to C2C investment philosophy.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 21, 2020, 10:30:36 PM
Still waiting for the post where I said they were all fake news. They are, of course, mostly fake news. However, your simple mind can only think in absolutes...which is why you’re a socialist. It’s easier than thinking for yourself.

StarrAnus must have tucked him in for the night. 

Quote from: Gd5150 on February 21, 2020, 05:44:31 PM
Isn’t it standard procedure in cases of “evil Russians” election “medaling” to first alert the Democrat candidates campaigns, and then use the FBI to illegally spy on the Trump campaign? I expect the Trump administration to adhere to Obama doctrine and place treasonous FBI spies in its own campaign.

Heh, heh, heh... classic. 

The New York Slime and The Washington Compost need to get right on top of this!

Quote from: Liberace! on February 21, 2020, 04:29:57 PM
Because I don't accept homework assignments from random autists on the internet.

Next?

LOL.



"Like gnarly, dude!  I'll allow it."

Quote from: Liberace! on February 21, 2020, 01:31:19 PM
Heh heh, report back with a photo of your "I Voted" sticker.

Jawohl!

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 21, 2020, 03:06:04 PM
If I remember right you are in Texas.  If so don’t do that.  Vote against John Cornyn for senate.  Vote Dwayne Stovall.  Get the rino out.

Yeah, that's the dilemma.  I'd love to see Cornyn go down but with his connections and power, at this point, I don't see it happening. I could be wrong.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 21, 2020, 12:54:33 PM
Is that Rush on the other side?

Ha!  Could be, but he looks more like some Russian.  OMG!  Collusion, collusion!  Impeach 45!   

Quote from: Liberace! on February 21, 2020, 10:23:49 AM
https://www.wnd.com/2020/02/msnbc-prediction-democrats-will-lose-49-states-trump-bernie-nominee/

Heh, heh, heh... I'm thinking about voting for Bernie in the primary to help make this dream a reality.  Anybody up for a little "Operation Chaos?"   

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 21, 2020, 09:14:39 AM
Yeah, they’re NEVER going to stop. Civil war time yet?

Maybe they'll eventually short circuit and go up in smoke.  Just think of President Trump as Captain Kirk in a suit.


https://youtu.be/ZuYbDP2kDfg

Quote from: Lilith on February 20, 2020, 06:52:08 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxf19Y_2l2Y

The "all things strange" is at least correct.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on February 20, 2020, 06:30:51 PM
*yawn* ill wait.

Still waiting, Groyp?

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 21, 2020, 05:24:45 AM
For a while now, I’ve been entertained by the new iteration of the Super Beets ad. It seems they now make it in chewable form. They’re chewable and they’re soft. Soft Chews, in fact. But Joorch quite distinctly pronounces it ‘Soft Shoes’. “I take my Super Beet Soft Shoes with me everywhere I go.” It conjures odd images in my head of Joorch as a vegetable-hybrid Mr Bojangles, hoofing his way round the country: a new element for his Live Stage Show Thudder Events.

Black wig, a ragged shirt and baggy pants
The old Super Beet Soft Shoe....

Heh, heh, heh... I still laugh when Jorch says "go to noorybeets.com," or is he really saying "go to noorybeats.com"  Eh, I don't think so.  Thanks for putting that image in my head, Jorch. 

Quote from: Morgus on February 21, 2020, 12:14:52 AM
I recall when Noory took over as main c2cam host 18 years ago, soon after he was selling a CD with him reading lots of short stories.
Thats where that Poe reading came from he has used hundreds of times since the CD probably didn't sell well...

Thanks Morgus.  I thought you'd know.  Jorch should have just thrown it in the dumpster.  Since he plays it on C2C, I guess it's the same thing.

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on February 20, 2020, 10:09:09 PM
Made me laugh out loud, thanks. About the only thing that can make me laugh anymore is this thread.

"Yeeewww are welcome." 

Quote from: albrecht on February 20, 2020, 06:45:34 PM

...ps: Pastor Begley says someone named "Li" (or maybe "Lee") will be the next Premier of China because Xi going down.

"Meet the new commie boss. Same as the old commie boss ..."

The Swamp and their propoganda outlets.  Not that they every really went away with their never ending crap.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/moscow-mules-nyt-secret-sources-claim-russia-backing-trump-re-election

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on February 20, 2020, 08:45:23 PM
I wonder what was worrying George last night. I tuned in for the second half of the show, and George's voice was the most terse I have ever heard it to be. He ploughed through the show with gritted teeth, like he had some big problem to tackle after the show. Then he bowed-out early. I wonder if his mother or one of his grandchildren is sick.

Maybe Tommee missed his period.

Quote from: Stupid Robbings on February 20, 2020, 08:35:17 PM
How do you intend to dispose of the Scotts?


https://youtu.be/M4K7XZGeHTE

I'm big on on self-recycling.

Quote from: Stupid Robbings on February 20, 2020, 08:07:04 PM
Surgical masks are not intended to block airborne viruses; merely spit. 


https://youtu.be/Uy5T6s25XK4

Why do you suppose that, The Boy In The Bubble, lived in there?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Vetter


https://youtu.be/e8ddGM6Ok6g


https://youtu.be/5bOkWTprifg

Bubble on order.  With my 12 cases of sardines, boxes of Ozarka, and multiple rolls of Scotts, I'll be set. Now if I can figure out how to fire my Win pump through the bubble, to ward off the infected zombie hoards.

Quote from: albrecht on February 20, 2020, 06:49:58 PM
I recall that. Norry semi-frequently mentions the travails of making an audio books. Like it was some kind of Herculean task or punishment to read a book that someone else has ghost-written.

You'd almost think he was trying to do it in some language he wasn't familiar with, like English.

Quote from: Camazotz on February 20, 2020, 06:30:38 PM
interesting driver, that Mannix.

Speaking of loco motion. 

Let's cut to the chase and combine smart car self driving tech with auto racing and eliminate the human pilots altogether thus truly demonstrating what a non-sport auto racing really is.

Might as well be racing clocked computer processor speeds.  Sexy.

I would rather bet on a bowling game while having the bowling alley's fries and watered down soda served in new old stock 1979 paper cups featuring orange paisley art work.

I'm down with that, as long as I can get a funky IR oven prepped burger with those fries. 

Quote from: Juan on February 20, 2020, 05:36:32 PM
How dare you? Of course stupid and corrupt are races if you feel they are. They can also be genders.

Of course!  Slap me silly. 

Quote from: timebandit on February 20, 2020, 03:20:46 PM
heather is the way, the truth, and the life.


#Ecstasy

... and the fire.

Quote from: Gd5150 on February 20, 2020, 03:59:53 PM
1/1024th racist

Ha!  I thought Juan was referring to Biden.  Stupid and corrupt isn't a race?

Quote from: Juan on February 20, 2020, 01:11:24 PM
That’s sexist. And probably racist, too.

What would you expect from a "Nazi?"

Quote from: Dateline on February 20, 2020, 12:03:13 PM
He looks conversationally challenged in that picture.

I couldn't locate the GIF of Jorch trying to pronounce "February."