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Quote from: nooryisawesome on October 31, 2013, 01:39:40 PM
So what do you think the big announcement is!?!?!!?!

He finally got Dave Noorie's email?

Quote from: aldousburbank on October 31, 2013, 03:23:47 PM
Both grew hemp?

Did they both inhale?

But of course he's welcomed here.

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=5043.msg178819#msg178819

DanTSX did.  I didn't.  Go here:  http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=5053.0   We've been "reviewing" it.

Quote from: aldousburbank on October 28, 2013, 08:05:29 AM
This is way betta than politics thread.

Much more civil.

Quote from: guildnavigator on October 31, 2013, 12:04:13 PM
No recipe for poached eggs? Too busy booking guests, I presume.

There should at least be Jorch's Eggs Noory, with Tommy's very special Cheetos flavored hollandaise sauce.  Belch.

Quote from: Insomniac Missourian on October 31, 2013, 06:11:40 AM
He was the best Jason, personally.  Too bad he wasn't that tall compared to Robert Englund.  Though Jason killing his future self in VIII is funny, as well as himself in IX.

"Nightmare on Elm Street" was so much better.  At least the first one. 

RCH: "Where's the Jorch flavored butter?"

Quote from: DanTSX on October 30, 2013, 10:09:25 PM
Turkey Sandwich Variations listed amongst a selection of Turkey uses.  The only section that doesn't have a turkey sandwich listed is the butter section.

Jorch is on a mission.

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He's hoping somebody can take a hint. 

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Quote from: bateman on October 30, 2013, 09:57:05 PM
You cannot be serious. Flavored butter?

Tommy likes to use it as dipping sauce for his Twinkies.

I thought we were talking about the blue ones.

The B-52 Stratofortress had it's maiden flight in 1952 and entered active USAF service in 1955.  The B-52 marked its 50th anniversary of continuous service with its original operator in 2005 and after being upgraded between 2013 and 2015, it is expected to serve into the 2040s.  Thanks to Wiki.

You never forget your first love.  Right, SciFi? 

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on October 30, 2013, 09:56:11 AM
It's been a while since I've seen that one. I sort of missed it.

We know.  Heart be still. 

Thank you!  The pizza roll medal was created as a salute to the dedicated pizza roll that gave it's life to keep Dave Noorie off the air for several nights and to honor those who have achieved notable accomplishments in the battle against Dave's suckage.

I think Valdez deserves a Pizza Roll medal for his dedicated BellGab service and amazingly high tolerance for Noory-inflicted pain.

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Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 30, 2013, 07:57:55 AM
....Next thing you know $noory'll be claiming that banshees will sing people Irish lullabys.
" Tura lura lura ... "
As they seek to take the souls of the dead and dying.
Sheesh.

I'm surprised Jorch didn't ask how many banshees were in the IRA.  Of course, Jorch would think IRA mean't individual retirement account. 

Quote from: widespread1 on October 30, 2013, 07:52:56 AM
Drop it already

Can't, I'm a "nuthugger."

Quote from: jazmunda on October 30, 2013, 05:13:39 AM
Those "Secret Door" shows were so phony. As if the Snoory wasn't aware of which guest was up next. Or did he just find out when the cue cards were handed to him?

He found out when he read the cue cards.  Just like everything else.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on October 30, 2013, 02:24:54 AM
"Since the banshees are from Ireland, I assume they're Catholic?"

Hahahaha....classic.    Of course, but most of them are in Southern Ireland, Jorch. 

Quote from: Seraphim27 on October 29, 2013, 10:01:50 PM
...I think the only thing left for him to do is a Broadway musical. Or porn.

Well, he's "done" Toronto.  Pretty close to porn.... errr, I mean Broadway.  I'm surprised Canada hasn't declared war yet.


Coast to Coast George Noory singing Elvis live in Toronto

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on October 30, 2013, 02:01:34 AM
You'd all do Hoagland. Admit it.

No, but we all know how certain dolphins feel about Jorch.

Quote from: DanTSX on October 29, 2013, 09:51:43 PM
The descriptions of the food in the book are hillarious.  It's like someone who heard coast twice is making up ways to enjoy the recipies in George's words.  There are stories of George suggesting you warm up some curry chicken as a way to drift off to coast or something.

Any directions on how to get to your local 7-11 to pick-up a pre-made turkey sandwich, like the one Jorch is always craving? 

Quote from: Seraphim27 on October 29, 2013, 09:11:29 PM
How did I not know Noory has a "George Noory's Late Night Snacks" cookbook coming out??....

Just what we need, a cookbook from somebody who can't figure out how to safely eat a pizza roll.  Another book he's never read.

Quote from: lonevoice on October 29, 2013, 07:53:31 PM
We invited thissitehatesgays out back and gave her a beatdown with a bouquet of lilies.  I hope she recovers in time to drive us to the Supreme Court.

Roadtrip!

Quote from: indigoo on October 29, 2013, 07:51:50 PM
Surprised this thread is still a thing.

...or the thing is still a thread.

Quote from: ChewMouse on October 29, 2013, 07:49:21 PM
Ve vant to be alone.

So... you're out of the closet only to go back into the closet, so to speak?   

Where'd Chew and Lone go?

Quote from: ziznak on October 29, 2013, 07:42:38 PM
I'll bet if you put all of the pics ever posted on bellgab into two columns, one gay, one not gay, there would be sooooo many more gay pics than not gay.

I'm doing my part.

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Quote from: Meanandnasty on October 29, 2013, 07:37:56 PM

...I look a little gay at times, too.

Not sure why anybody would think that, 'lil pony.